What happened to sexy vampire movies?

All the iconic vampires are men

>>213353410 (OP)
they were removed by hard-working janitors

She was never cute

>>213353410 (OP)
>Emoslop
SEE THAT LITTLE FAGGOT OP
THAT AIN'T GROWING UP

Its over dude

>>213353410 (OP)
I could still fix her

>>213353707
I am slowly turning into this guy

>>213353610
If you're gay just say it with your entire chest

>>213353410 (OP)
RAWR

Would you let her babysit your kid?

>>213353707
hello there fellow young emos

>>213353707
This guy was 37 i still have time

>>213353758
I'm gonna shove you in a locker emo faggot

It's over....

>>213353967
Me in the middle

>>213353937
meant for >>213353803

>>213354016
Yeah, I know you were bullied in high school lol don't need to take it out on emo chicks. They might've even let you hit if you weren't a neckbeard

>>213353984
prove it

When is the last time we had a show or film that depicted being a vampire as being hella fun and just glossed over the morality of feeding on humans?

(rather than having 'vegetarian vampires' who don't kill, the story just straight up ignores the human victims) ?

Underworld?

>>213354104
>Yeah, I know you-ACK*gets stuffe a locker* HEEEEELP ME PLEASE LET ME OOOOOUT

>>213353410 (OP)
off cycle atm

>>213354123
haha why bro im just a baby bro hahaha come on man you believe me right haha… :)

>>213354712
dis nigga a babby. i believe it.

>>213354143
What We Do in the Shadows

The show is awful but the movie is funny

real answer: Cronos by Guillermo del Toro. deliberately a 'de-sexed' vampire flick.

>>213353410 (OP)

>>213353410 (OP)
I dated a girl who sent me pictures like this. zoomies really missed out on dating girls like this.

>>213353758
You are that guy dude. If we saw the hair your sporting these days it definitely isn't age appropriate.

>>213354849
Does stinks good mean braps

>>213353410 (OP)
Twilight killed that genre. And tasteless faggots got bitchy when Queen of the Damned wasn't two movies like it should have been. But the books fans that are honest with themselves all know and accept that "Lestat" might have made a good movie by itself, "Queen of the Damned, the book" was always going to struggle.

>>213354849
>men only want one thing and it's disgusting

>>213355087
It's a sweet urine smell

>>213353707
Looks like Robert Picardo in an emo wig circa 2009.

>>213354143
>Underworld
Ruined by its own good story and sequels/prequels. Like it logical that shit goes down hard without an immortal and his employees keeping things on lockdown. But the consequences for the next movie are annoying.

>>213354778
Other way around.
The TV show isbvery good.

Waht Shadows Swe in the night
Chains cackle reminding of shackles.
A mist waits.
A candle absorbs fear and burna it.
Wmman walks holding the hell, the way ay is come early, looking.

She bends, picks up a shoe, a slipper, a boot. Puts it on and finds another withbher fioot.

She is alone, away, feet cleaned by a grass patch don't dirty the nre old barrier between her and earth.
She hungers, and hungers for knowing what for.
He appears. Eyes seen firat, the shape ignored. She wants to see if he sees her propperly.
He takes her. Suckles her neck. And she skisses the wet lips. Red on red. Or closey enough. Would be with lipstick.
She doesn't look.
"Make it all for me"
He fills her mind with imagination. The past people wanted to have. His peoole. Him, her.
The night stays young forever.

>>213353410 (OP)
Take me the fuck back.

>>213355087
Having met girls like that, it's the faint smell of BO. They tend to have sweaty pits and don't wear perfume/deodorant. They're also fond of warm hoodies even when it's hot out, and they take infrequent showers.