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Anonymous No.213353410 >>213353558 >>213353610 >>213353724 >>213353842 >>213354682 >>213354849 >>213355035 >>213355105 >>213355209
What happened to sexy vampire movies?
Anonymous No.213353453
All the iconic vampires are men
Anonymous No.213353558
>>213353410 (OP)
they were removed by hard-working janitors
Anonymous No.213353574
She was never cute
Anonymous No.213353610 >>213353803
>>213353410 (OP)
>Emoslop
SEE THAT LITTLE FAGGOT OP
THAT AIN'T GROWING UP
Anonymous No.213353707 >>213353758 >>213353914 >>213353935 >>213355154
Its over dude
Anonymous No.213353724
>>213353410 (OP)
I could still fix her
Anonymous No.213353758 >>213353937 >>213355062
>>213353707
I am slowly turning into this guy
Anonymous No.213353803 >>213354016
>>213353610
If you're gay just say it with your entire chest
Anonymous No.213353842
>>213353410 (OP)
RAWR
Anonymous No.213353890
Would you let her babysit your kid?
Anonymous No.213353914
>>213353707
hello there fellow young emos
Anonymous No.213353935
>>213353707
This guy was 37 i still have time
Anonymous No.213353937 >>213354016
>>213353758
I'm gonna shove you in a locker emo faggot
Anonymous No.213353967 >>213353984
It's over....
Anonymous No.213353984 >>213354123
>>213353967
Me in the middle
Anonymous No.213354016 >>213354104
>>213353937
meant for >>213353803
Anonymous No.213354104 >>213354342
>>213354016
Yeah, I know you were bullied in high school lol don't need to take it out on emo chicks. They might've even let you hit if you weren't a neckbeard
Anonymous No.213354123 >>213354712
>>213353984
prove it
Anonymous No.213354143 >>213354778 >>213355158
When is the last time we had a show or film that depicted being a vampire as being hella fun and just glossed over the morality of feeding on humans?

(rather than having 'vegetarian vampires' who don't kill, the story just straight up ignores the human victims) ?

Underworld?
Anonymous No.213354342
>>213354104
>Yeah, I know you-ACK*gets stuffe a locker* HEEEEELP ME PLEASE LET ME OOOOOUT
Anonymous No.213354682
>>213353410 (OP)
off cycle atm
Anonymous No.213354712 >>213354738
>>213354123
haha why bro im just a baby bro hahaha come on man you believe me right haha… :)
Anonymous No.213354738
>>213354712
dis nigga a babby. i believe it.
Anonymous No.213354778 >>213355174
>>213354143
What We Do in the Shadows

The show is awful but the movie is funny
Anonymous No.213354829
real answer: Cronos by Guillermo del Toro. deliberately a 'de-sexed' vampire flick.
Anonymous No.213354849 >>213355087 >>213355108
>>213353410 (OP)
Anonymous No.213355035
>>213353410 (OP)
I dated a girl who sent me pictures like this. zoomies really missed out on dating girls like this.
Anonymous No.213355062
>>213353758
You are that guy dude. If we saw the hair your sporting these days it definitely isn't age appropriate.
Anonymous No.213355087 >>213355113 >>213355985
>>213354849
Does stinks good mean braps
Anonymous No.213355105
>>213353410 (OP)
Twilight killed that genre. And tasteless faggots got bitchy when Queen of the Damned wasn't two movies like it should have been. But the books fans that are honest with themselves all know and accept that "Lestat" might have made a good movie by itself, "Queen of the Damned, the book" was always going to struggle.
Anonymous No.213355108
>>213354849
>men only want one thing and it's disgusting
Anonymous No.213355113
>>213355087
It's a sweet urine smell
Anonymous No.213355154
>>213353707
Looks like Robert Picardo in an emo wig circa 2009.
Anonymous No.213355158
>>213354143
>Underworld
Ruined by its own good story and sequels/prequels. Like it logical that shit goes down hard without an immortal and his employees keeping things on lockdown. But the consequences for the next movie are annoying.
Anonymous No.213355174
>>213354778
Other way around.
The TV show isbvery good.

Waht Shadows Swe in the night
Chains cackle reminding of shackles.
A mist waits.
A candle absorbs fear and burna it.
Wmman walks holding the hell, the way ay is come early, looking.

She bends, picks up a shoe, a slipper, a boot. Puts it on and finds another withbher fioot.

She is alone, away, feet cleaned by a grass patch don't dirty the nre old barrier between her and earth.
She hungers, and hungers for knowing what for.
He appears. Eyes seen firat, the shape ignored. She wants to see if he sees her propperly.
He takes her. Suckles her neck. And she skisses the wet lips. Red on red. Or closey enough. Would be with lipstick.
She doesn't look.
"Make it all for me"
He fills her mind with imagination. The past people wanted to have. His peoole. Him, her.
The night stays young forever.
Anonymous No.213355209
>>213353410 (OP)
Take me the fuck back.
Anonymous No.213355985
>>213355087
Having met girls like that, it's the faint smell of BO. They tend to have sweaty pits and don't wear perfume/deodorant. They're also fond of warm hoodies even when it's hot out, and they take infrequent showers.