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Anonymous No.213353613 >>213353902 >>213353994 >>213354393 >>213354498 >>213354513 >>213354710 >>213354733 >>213354991 >>213355128 >>213355182 >>213355338 >>213355519 >>213355584 >>213355617 >>213357153 >>213359350 >>213359373 >>213359394
We won, Tolkienbros...
Anonymous No.213353687 >>213353810
What new devilry will they come up with for this season?
Anonymous No.213353810 >>213355454 >>213355778
>>213353687
Sauron was gay all along
and they had a threesome with galadriel and some african american hobbit
and the ring was a cock ring all along
Just like Tolkien wanted.
Anonymous No.213353847 >>213353973 >>213354227
The old must make way for the new
Anonymous No.213353902
>>213353613 (OP)
black people destroy everything they touch
Anonymous No.213353973
>>213353847
i hate that nigger elf like you wouldnt believe
Anonymous No.213353994
>>213353613 (OP)
LotR sucks.
Anonymous No.213354026 >>213354436 >>213354532 >>213355797 >>213357143
I kinda hoped for news that they finished shooting and are in post production :(
Anonymous No.213354227
>>213353847
kek
Anonymous No.213354393 >>213355302
>>213353613 (OP)

A real Tolkiebro would know Tolkienbros want this cancelled.
Anonymous No.213354436
>>213354026
She was hoping there would be cheese.
Anonymous No.213354498 >>213354687 >>213359253
>>213353613 (OP)
Oh lawdy lawdy lawd dem rings
Anonymous No.213354513 >>213354558 >>213354617 >>213354700
>>213353613 (OP)
How does this shit keep getting produced? Aside from the Lawd Dem Rangz jokes I've never heard anyone discuss it, I don't know a single person who actually watches it. Is it money laundering?
Anonymous No.213354532 >>213354906
>>213354026
she will be so walled by the time s3 comes out
Anonymous No.213354533
>213354513
You are the only person who ever posts "Lawd dem Rangz" jokes, chuddie.
Anonymous No.213354558
>>213354513

Always been
Anonymous No.213354617
>>213354513
Because Bezzos is the type of guy with a lot of money and little taste. Have you seen his wife? Fucker just bought a Vogue cover for her. That's the kind of fucker producing this shit.
Anonymous No.213354634 >>213355520
.
Anonymous No.213354687
>>213354498
Incredible how Bezos's rentboys are still shilling this.
Anonymous No.213354700 >>213354934
>>213354513
Even redditors hate RoP.
Anonymous No.213354710
>>213353613 (OP)
who is watching this? are there any woketards who enjoy lotr getting raped?
Anonymous No.213354733 >>213354752 >>213354834 >>213355775 >>213356025 >>213357315
>>213353613 (OP)
Anonymous No.213354752
>>213354733
Based
Anonymous No.213354834
>>213354733
RoP is a huge lossmaker for Bezos.
>The Rings of Power is the passion project of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, who in recent years has become a contentious symbol of billionaire decadence. The rights alone cost $250 million. In a Vanity Fair article published earlier this year, it was reported that the first season cost $462 million to make (to contrast, the first season of Amazon's other big fantasy series, The Wheel of Time, cost $80 million). In the end, expenditure for marketing and subsequent seasons will likely push the entire project past $1bn, which would make it the costliest show ever made.
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20220830-rings-of-power-review-a-visually-staggering-but-flawed-epic
Anonymous No.213354906 >>213354969
>>213354532
Anonymous No.213354934 >>213354989 >>213355059 >>213355221
>>213354700
Anonymous No.213354969
>>213354906
CUTE! I love her so much
Anonymous No.213354989 >>213355043 >>213355053
>>213354934
I'd bet any amount of money that you also cry about people admiring male antiheroes on TV because that wasn't the creator's intention
Anonymous No.213354991
>>213353613 (OP)
MM-MMM DEM WHYPIPO RANGZ ARE CUHRAAAYZE!!! DEY JUS WONT FINNA LEAVE US A-LOAN!!!! SHIEEEET
Anonymous No.213355043 >>213355080
>>213354989
He’s a Bezos’s little rentboy shilling the trillion-dollar corporation.
Anonymous No.213355053 >>213355167 >>213355177 >>213355202 >>213355231
>>213354989
Anonymous No.213355059 >>213355221
>>213354934
Here's the mugshot of the shooter btw
Native Spanish speaker and can't read English
Unlikely he's ever read a page of Lord of the Rings
Anonymous No.213355080
>>213355043
Anonymous No.213355128
>>213353613 (OP)
Hell yes!!! I can’t WAIT to ignore this like the last seasons!!!!
Anonymous No.213355167
>>213355053
who would make this?
Anonymous No.213355177 >>213355246 >>213355377
>>213355053
>"there are no catholic themes in the LotR books whatsoever"
I know this picture is just ragebait but you should at least come up with a less obvious lie.
Anonymous No.213355182
>>213353613 (OP)
Is this the definition of insanity?
Anonymous No.213355202
>>213355053
Concession accepted
Anonymous No.213355221
>>213355059
>>213354934
Something really bizarre and glowy about trying to attribute some beaner's shooting spree to a white guy strawman whining about LotR. Could >934 please denounce the Talmud so we know he is a human?
Anonymous No.213355231 >>213355346
>>213355053
>There are no Catholic themes in the LotR books whatsoever
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.213355246 >>213355328 >>213355372
>>213355177
name one.
Anonymous No.213355302
>>213354393
/thread

Myself I tried watching but noped out after one episode and a half. I'm not even a LotR hardcore fan, but that shit was so bad I just preferred to ignore it.
Anonymous No.213355328 >>213355346 >>213355441
>>213355246
This has been written about ad nauseam and I know you're not approaching this discussion in good faith and you won't accept anything short of the book literally saying "Gandalf is Jesus" so I'm not gonna bother
Anonymous No.213355338
>>213353613 (OP)
Nice! I have high hopes for season 3!
Anonymous No.213355346 >>213355479 >>213360466
>>213355231
>>213355328
name one
Anonymous No.213355372 >>213355417
>>213355246
>one true god called "father"
>has a bunch of angels working for him under the leadership of arch angels
>one angel went rogue and became the devil, some minor angels became his demon followers
>sauron the deceiver
>gandalf literally gets resurrected
stop being a gay retard please
Anonymous No.213355377 >>213355417
>>213355177
Tolkien being a Christian and a Roman Catholic triggers atheists and leftards.
>Or more important, I am a Christian (which can be deduced from my stories), and in fact a Roman Catholic.
>With regard to The Lord of the Rings, I cannot claim that be a sufficient theologian to say whether my notion of orcs is heretical or not. I don't feel under any obligation to make my story fit with formalized Christian theology, though I actually intended it to be consonant with Christian thought and belief, which is asserted somewhere, Book Five, page 190, where Frodo asserts that the orcs are not evil in origin.
>t. Letter 269
Anonymous No.213355417 >>213355441 >>213355507 >>213355590
>>213355372
>>213355377
Anonymous No.213355441
>>213355328
>>213355417
>proves me right immediately
kek
Anonymous No.213355454
>>213353810
Wow. That so brave. I'm stunned.
Anonymous No.213355468 >>213355570
Anonymous No.213355479 >>213355541 >>213355574
>>213355346
the theme that all people are fallen, weak, and susceptible to evil which they can't defeat by their own strength, but can be saved through their own mercy and forgiveness of the failings of others - and this isn't an abstract thing, the only reason the ring was destroyed and the world didn't end was because the good people kept sparing the most contemptible, miserable baby eating monster man no matter how many times he did things worth being killed for.
now post your stupid wojak
Anonymous No.213355507 >>213355539
>>213355417
>Gandalf resurrection
>Smeagol redemption
>Resisting/Falling to temptation being the central theme
>Good vs Evil
Anonymous No.213355519
>>213353613 (OP)
Anonymous No.213355520
>>213354634
could the real slim shady please stand up?
Anonymous No.213355539 >>213355575
>>213355507
>>Good vs Evil
Do chuddies really believe that this is a uniquely Catholic theme lmao
Anonymous No.213355541 >>213355559
>>213355479
>the theme that all people are fallen, weak, and susceptible to evil which they can't defeat by their own strength, but can be saved through their own mercy and forgiveness of the failings of others
Sounds Buddhist to me
Anonymous No.213355559 >>213355591
>>213355541
you're very stupid then
Anonymous No.213355570
>>213355468
And what of good Teleporno?
Anonymous No.213355574 >>213355619
>>213355479
Eru doesn't give a fuck about worship and all dead go to the same place regardless of the morals of their life.
Anonymous No.213355575
>>213355539
>uniquely Catholic
And there go the goalposts
Anonymous No.213355584 >>213355622
>>213353613 (OP)
I wonder what Sauron is up to this time, I can't wait!
Anonymous No.213355590 >>213355625
>>213355417
This is a weird argument to make, because there are tons of Catholic elements in the books / films, but one religious theme is much like another so you can attribute it to another religion if you'd like. The creator himself said it was supposed to be a Catholic perspective so there's that.

The one religion that is not at all present in LotR, however, is Judaism or the Talmud. Those themes talk about eating children, raping non jews, killing non jews, hate crimes for the sake of hate crimes etc. There is absolutely no Talmud representation in LotR because that's a disgusting religion for perverted pigs.
Anonymous No.213355591 >>213355700
>>213355559
You're a seething Marianal
Anonymous No.213355613 >>213355709 >>213359582
Anonymous No.213355617
>>213353613 (OP)
>S3
Uh... There was a second season?
Anonymous No.213355619 >>213355650
>>213355574
nobody knows what happens to the souls of men after they die and bad elves get punished in the halls of mandos and don't get their bodies back
Anonymous No.213355622
>>213355584
Did he kill all the black elves yet?
Anonymous No.213355625
>>213355590
>The one religion that is not at all present in LotR, however, is Judaism or the Talmud.
Why didn't Tolkien include the religion of that gifted people?
Anonymous No.213355650 >>213355700
>>213355619
Sounds like some Commie gobbledygook
Anonymous No.213355700 >>213355736
>>213355591
>>213355650
you're so mad lmao
you're not even pretending to be retarded, you just are retarded.
Anonymous No.213355709
>>213355613
*hits pipe*
mmhmmm hmmm yes i shall call them
*looks at his shelf of greek myths*
argonauts
Anonymous No.213355736 >>213355780
>>213355700
Did the people of Middle-Earth literally eat Eru?
Anonymous No.213355775 >>213355958
>>213354733
He is just mad that he didn't get a role KEK
Anonymous No.213355778
>>213353810
>the ring was a cock ring
So the rings just had battery power this while time?
Anonymous No.213355780 >>213355810
>>213355736
why would they have to?
Anonymous No.213355783
Anonymous No.213355797
>>213354026
Imagine the nibbling.
Anonymous No.213355810 >>213355845 >>213355853
>>213355780
I thought they were Catholic?
Anonymous No.213355845 >>213355881
>>213355810
Nobody said that. It was a work with catholic influences and themes, and you asked for one example while shitposting with really bad wojak edits, and you were shown it, and then you began having an uninged meltdown. You already lost, you can go now.
Anonymous No.213355853 >>213355907
>>213355810
The hobbits ate all the god-made-bread
Anonymous No.213355881 >>213355929
>>213355845
>work with supposed Catholic themes
>doesn't include the Eucharist
What kind of gay Catholicism is this?
You will reply because you have no life, Pedro.
Anonymous No.213355907
>>213355853
Stupid fat hobbits
Anonymous No.213355929
>>213355881
>he's been reduced to repeating his already refuted failed attempt at moving the goal posts and begging me not to reply
Anonymous No.213355958
>>213355775
kek and now he's dead
Anonymous No.213356025
>>213354733
>says 'shan't be watching this crap, ever'
>immediately dies and escapes the cringe forever
unfathomably based, he rests now in the halls of his fathers, in whose mighty company he need not feel ashamed.
Anonymous No.213356179
noldor fucking shits better not speak their orc-like tongue in my presence
Anonymous No.213357143
>>213354026
cheese'd to meet you
Anonymous No.213357153 >>213357449 >>213357525
>>213353613 (OP)
How much do they pay you?

https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
Anonymous No.213357315
>>213354733
HAIL THEODEN, KING!
Anonymous No.213357449 >>213357687 >>213357715
>>213357153
Anonymous No.213357525 >>213357666
>>213357153
>Is that a thread about something I don't care for? It can only have been posted by someone who was paid to do so by its producers.
Anonymous No.213357666
>>213357525
astroturf post
Anonymous No.213357687 >>213357742 >>213357784
>>213357449
Complete and utter travesty
I wonder if they rewrote the wikis since or if they still list elves as fair skinned with the various races just being variations of eyes and hair colours
Anonymous No.213357715
>>213357449
Dark skinned people in my wizardslop? Nooooooo
Anonymous No.213357742
>>213357687
nobody editing tolkien legendarium wikis gives a shit about oh lawd dem rangz
in fact nobody who isn't paid to says or even thinks anything about the show at all and mysteriously threads about it only get posted during its marketing cycles.
Anonymous No.213357784
>>213357687
>Elves has been used to translate both Quendi, β€˜the speakers’, the High-elven name of all their kind, and Eldar, the name of the Three Kindreds that sought for the Undying Realm and came there at the beginning of Days (save the Sindar only).
>They were tall, fair of skin and grey-eyed, though their locks were dark, save in the golden house of Finarfin; and their voices had more melodies than any mortal voice that now is heard.
Anonymous No.213357816
I am so utterly fucking sick of this shit.
Anonymous No.213358838
I'm the lawd of dem rangz, nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQ
Anonymous No.213359253
>>213354498
Dem rangs a powa
Anonymous No.213359350
>>213353613 (OP)
>something is stirring
The director's bowels ready to release another season
Anonymous No.213359373
>>213353613 (OP)
can't wait!
Anonymous No.213359394
>>213353613 (OP)
AWWWWWWWWW LAWD OF DA RANNNNGS
Anonymous No.213359410 >>213360239
more kino please
Anonymous No.213359582 >>213360258
>>213355613
Anonymous No.213360239
>>213359410
>I am Noman
who?
Anonymous No.213360258
>>213359582
>stop, my invincible great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson
Anonymous No.213360466
>>213355346
The resurrection of Jesusdalf, you dumb libtard.