Thread 213357991

Why is Brie Larson not a part of the new Avengers movies?

>>213357991 (OP)
same reason a bunch of the other living characters aren't, they'll be in the sequel like it happened with endgame

>>213357991 (OP)
slag status?

>>213357991 (OP)
After The Marvels I've been calling her CGI Catlady

>>213357991 (OP)
She's an insufferable, self centered diva who holds comic fans in absolute contempt. She's a one-note nothing-burger actress.

>>213358170
one of us, one of us

>>213357991 (OP)
>tfw TSA agents no longer ask for my number

>>213358170
ok but is brie cute?

>>213357991 (OP)
she's a woke cunt

>>213357991 (OP)
Her Lovecraftian toenails didn't pass the basic movie industry health standards

>>213357991 (OP)
There is one way to salvage her career.

>>213358439
they should make a movie about her feet exclusively

She went back to her home planet

>>213357991 (OP)
>marvel thought she was going to be the next leader of the avengers after her movie made a billion because it was the first movie after endgame
>fans actually didnt like it but they gave us a bunch of marvel projects anyways which all flopped so they shut away the character

>>213357991 (OP)
Stealth brie thread?

>>213357991 (OP)
>acting career ruined
>broke up with fiancé
Jenna Ortega was right to decline that huge marvel role

>>213358516
Recast with Sydney Sweeney with the og Ms. Marvel costume. Problem solved.

>>213357991 (OP)
Why isn't Doctor Strange?

>>213358557
She made mistakes in every subsequent choice. Literally all of her films flopped.

>>213357991 (OP)
too busy getting gangbanged in the hood to focus on her acting career.

>>213357991 (OP)
i dont know does anyone want me to do it again

>>213357991 (OP)
She got the basmati blues

>>213358277
She's got decent enough tits that she could have gone the Sweeney route and showed them every chance she got...alas...

>>213358170
So I ask you again WHY ISNT SHE INVOLVED! THEY FUCKING HATE HER, SHES PERFECT

>>213359881
Brie walked so Sydney can run. She started the trend that ended up gaining momentum.

>>213359259
hes in the dark dimension with Clea fixing since he got corrupted with the darkhold

>>213359259
he's in the dark dimension listening to burzum with brie "anne" larson

>>213360227
can she pick a personality and just stick with it?

>>213357991 (OP)
She's too hot

>>213358170
Isn't that every actress?

>>213357991 (OP)
She's more popular than Pedro Pascal so I don't see why not

WTF

>>213360799
it's from a stage play that no one know why she did

>>213360715
speaking of Fantastic...

>Fantastic Fungi is a descriptive time-lapse journey about the magical, mysterious and medicinal world of fungi and their power to heal, sustain and contribute to the regeneration of life on Earth that began 3.5 billion years ago.
>Narrated by Brie Larson

Brie should do more documentaries!

>>213357991 (OP)
>>213358277
>>213358468
>>213360153
needs forehead reduction surgery or a scalp lengthening, if she's not going to style her hair with bangs covering it

>>213357991 (OP)
what a horrific look

>>213360827
>Brie should do more documentaries!
honestly yeah she's got a decent narration voice

>>213360815
She's an academy award winning actress.
Why is she in this?
What happened to her?

>>213357991 (OP)
all I can reason is from 2012 onward Carol Danvers in the comics is a turbo feminist BBC loving bull dyke who goes into any room and asserts herself as the strongest no matter what and they found an actress who would happily fill that role and *shocked pikachu* didnt know what to do with all the fans hating her. Even tho all the comic fans have hated her, they arrogantly thought it was just a subset of irrelevant chuds, when any game or tv show appearance Carol is in she is hated as well. Brie Lives off sucking the soull out of her male simps that support her MCU appearances.

>>213358468
When I was in college, it was TAG movies, tits, ass and guns. Now I enjoy a good T&T movie, tits and toes.

>>213358170
>holds comic fans in absolute contempt
I didn’t know she was based

>>213361005
All of the good mcu movies are based on 60s-80s era books and they took a nosedive in quality and money as soon as they started adapting 'marvel now' era books.

>>213360956
Ms. Marvel >>> Captain Marvel

>>213361067
yup yet 'ms marvel' caron doesnt exist in mcu only ms muslim and not even combining them in one movie saved them.

>>213357991 (OP)
she demanded too much fresh greek yogurt and kevenn feig only likes gogurt squirted onto his face by an ass istnt

>>213361108
>kevenn feig only likes gogurt squirted onto his face
Kek

>>213360715
>more popular than Pedro Pascal

LOL
LMAO

probably her 47 endorsement post. hollywood never forgets

>>213360715
f4 is on track to make 500 mill. the marvels was one of the biggest flops in MCU history

>>213358379
The first tweet reads like a joke, but you just know she was 100% serious (and now probably bemoans the fact that any "hot" TSA agents completely ignored her beyond their duties)

>>213361597
She was engaged at the time so not really a bad thing, but I agree that she could've kept it to herself

>>213361586
>won't even earn half of what captain marvel did
sad
F4 should make at least twice as much

>>213361677
captain marvel only made a billion because it was the first movie after endgame. this is common knowledge.

>>213361677
>moving the goalposts.
captain marvel was the lead in one of the only marvel films that failed to break even.

>>213357991 (OP)
This covers it pretty well.

https://youtu.be/AoeJUvAn_6I?si=LYT-1lpFGDZTx7dk

>>213361720
This guy's a hack

>>213361695
yes
still sad though
>>213361719
has any marvel movie in the current phase broken even? thunderbolts was great but even it bombed

>>213361549
>Redemption arc
I'm rooting for her.
She's a fun actress, and Hollywood betrayed her.

>>213361549
idgi what changed her mind??

>>213358277
Her being cute only makes it worse.

>>213358170
was she really such a cunt? all we get is a bunch of weird videos where shes acting like a cunt and her costars rolling their eyes. but you dont hear shit like with ketherin w/e her name was

>>213361970
>all we get is a bunch of weird videos where shes acting like a cunt and her costars rolling their eye
any vids?

>>213361549
this is the fakest ai bullshit shitpost i've seen yet, its almost believable.

>>213362043
It's obviously fake but there's something equally unbelievable that I'm not sharing.

>>213361835
>>213361877
retards.

>>213361970
she wasn't a giga-diva bitch like some infamous women of hollyweird, but most of those women only became divas after finding serious success and wealth, she hadn't realllly attained that level yet.

>>213362194
now you have to

>>213362235
I've been tempted many times but realistically it would change nothing about how people perceive her aside from creating a sense of irony.

>>213362328
she's secretly a rightoid?

>>213362409
The odd part is that she's not, I'll leave it at that.

>>213362000
this is the famous one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81WIkfUAc_o

>>213359713
depends, only if you wear the leotard

>>213361970
>So Brie, who's your favorite superhero?
>Michelle Obama

>Brie: I do all my own stunts
(she has 4 stunt doubles)

>Is this like a personal attack or something?

>>213360799
How far did she fell from grace ?

test

>>213359713
Brie is a goddess but she needs to show more skin.

>>213360227
>>213358379
she is but alternatively listening to or reading the opinions of women is a sin
even when a woman agrees with something I think in broad terms, they tend to express it in such childish and clumsy ways that they make the whole topic offputting
Let's play a game I like to spring on friends every so often: name a woman you admire
1. she has to be alive
2. it can't be your mom or whatever
3. you say give some bait reply like michele obama but it's usually seen as an attempt to derail the game and a concession of defeat
I've never seen someone play this game live and come up with a plausible answer

>>213362689
A lot of Brie's stances are unfortunately predicated on rebellion.

>>213362462
>don literally tells her not to touch him
kek, you can feel the passive aggressiveness in the room

>>213358170
exactly my type

>>213362726
yeah yeah
her dad skipped out on her family because her mother was a shrew and she's still mad at daddy
how fucking unique

>>213362689
Lynda Carter is great, she used the WW show to propel her singing and honored her heritage on her mothers side. She also honored the original wonder woman comics and after the show only took roles that let her spread good messages to the public via the storylines. All in all a great woman.

>>213362843
It's not unique, it's kind of an epidemic unfortunately.

>>213361835
Lol great troll.

>>213362852
linda carter is a great choice but most people dont know jack shit about her as a person. I wonder who would be a more modern-day equivalent? desu Tulsi Gabbard would fit my bill, my only critique of her as a person, is she waited far too long to try and have kids and is now barren. Which kinda makes her a somewhat poor role model for women, even if otherwise she's an impressive person.

>>213362852
this is a good choice
Hedy Lamarr would have been another good answer but she passed in 2000

>>213362689
michelle obama

>>213363037
brie pls

Her feet

>>213362689
Jennifer Doudna

>>213358516
>marvel positioned her to be the next leader of the avengers with her movie that somehow (money laundering and buying theater seats) made a billion because it was the first movie after endgame and fans have continually rejected her and the concept whole cloth.

FTFY

>>213362689
april's tits

>>213360294
She's an actor. Most of them don't have personalities, that's why they went into acting in the first place.

>>213362485
does this really warrant the hate she got though? her head was up her as for sure but are people that pussified and THAT little gets them seething?

>>213363715
what reason has she given anyone to like her after that?
like the tits and the charm offensive on the talk shows was a good start
and the fact that she isn't baited into whining about white men anymore shows growth
but at this point she's settled into that image
she's even typecast as a hatchet faced feminist girlboss in everything now
that apple tv show is just ms marvel all over again but a chemist instead of a pilot

>>213363715
The thing is, all of this happened right when most people were learning who she was. She was a literal who even post-Oscar.
And due to her awkward social nature or some other reason, she did bad PR on herself which was enhanced and nitpicked by haters of the movie.
Her real personality isn't that terrible if you watch her on Ferguson or somewhere she's relaxed.

>>213360986
brie has disgusting feet wtf are you talking about

>>213363797
there's just a large swathe of her potential audience who just assumes she hates them and she's done nothing to disabuse them of this notion so what's to discuss?
she has her tiny angry black feminist audience she can milk for a while but that's about it
contrast with the actions of, say, Sydney Sweeney
who the fuck knows what she's like in person. maybe she's a bitch and she hates christians, white men, puppies, and apple pie
but her persona is unapologetically bubbly and fun
textbook case of catching more flies with honey than with vinegar

>>213363890
I agree with your take but Sydney is a normie. Brie is an oddball who can give off mixed signals, she's not socially attuned like the typical celebrity and resembles a 4channer or some other such sperg making it in showbusiness.

>>213358468
Whats /tv/ opinion on her feet?

>>213363715
She also has a really awkward youtube channel where she tries to appear relatable
>So Brie, what's your favorite video game?
>NINTENDO!!

It makes her come across as super fake and insincere. This coupled with her earlier feminist tirades just makes her chud enemy number one until Rachel Zegler came along.

>>213363932
she "resembles a 4channer" in the sense that 4chan and tumblr have more in common with each other than with normies but she's definitely not in sync with the ethos of this site
>>213363954
her toes and toenails are revolting but her soles are ok

>>213363982
The ninendo thing is sincere.
This is from 2005 long before anyone cared who she was.
https://www.ign.com/articles/2005/02/10/brie-larson-loves-gamecube
But she did become more fake in an attempt to build up her image again. It's ironic because she could've built it up by being more like herself, just without the mandatory celebrity preaching about politics that most celebrities have actually dropped by now, including her, since it's a bad look.

>>213363982
as authentic as a corporate logo switching to rainbow colors on gay pride month
I think that this youtube thing was a mixture of her agent trying to make her more relatable, brie herself trying to seek approval, and just that general lull in projects that happened during covid when people did weird shit
but to me, this came off as her trying to pretend everything was fine and she was still liked, which just made her seem like a bigger bitch
we had this girl in my class back in highschool who ruined our class trip. I forget the details but she tried to act normal like nothing had happened and it just made everyone more hostile
every single thumbnail of the image you posted could have been one of her "hey guys what's up" expressions

>>213363954
As a foot fetishist, her feet are fucking vile.

>>213363982
god this comes across desperate

>>213363982
>changes I'm making
thanks for the update!

>>213364150
Good. Foot fetish is not a normal thing. I blame Tarantino for popularizing it.

>>213364100
>The ninendo thing is sincere.

https://youtu.be/d6S0u8VENOE?t=595

>>213363954
We can all agree we wouldn't dump a chick if her feet were nasty
But c'mon, those feet are fucked up

>>213364218
Anon that's from 2005.

>>213363954
couldn't care less about em, they're inherently not an erotic body part

>>213364252
she probably hasn't touched video games since 2005 when she was playing mario (who hasn't). the youtube vid was the very first video she uploaded on youtube in 2020, where she's trying to capitalize on the post-endgame craze.

>>213364521
Playing games is her usual past time, she talked about it becoming an issue at one point due to wasting a lot of time in that world

>>213364114
>we had this girl in my class back in highschool who ruined our class trip. I forget the details but she tried to act normal like nothing had happened and it just made everyone more hostile

>>213358468
She already narrated a documentary about them
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8258074/

>>213361970
She's not, it was a weird NPC mob mentality moment in internet history. Just a bunch of people perpetually saying she's unlikable and making autistic youtube video essays about it. She's hot as fuck and a bit stuck up and that's about it.

We all predicted that Kristen Stewart would be the next Elliot Page (and that may still happen) but it was Brie Larson who would beat her to the punch and turn zippertits.

>You get to meet Brie for five minutes in a café and give her advice on how to save her career

What do you say?

>>213368131
quit and be a lesbian bar owner

>>213368131
>I hope you die in a politically charged way like being stabbed by an illegal immigrant

>>213363982
she resembles ronda rousey

Could Brie save her career if she did a bimbofication movie?

>>213369510
everyone would just say she's riding the Sydney Sweeney bandwagon. She can't win. Just die, Brie.

>>213361549
lol trump would never choose this talentless hack

>>213369510
she must try

>>213357991 (OP)
She's a cunt. Simple as.

>>213370140
she's trying hard there
but she underperformed on the set for some reason

>>213360827
Is this shopped??

>>213370187
Brie is a known member of a Bigfoot tribe

>>213370187
No. This is where your brie cheese comes from.

>>213363954
>scroll through thread
>please no feet please no feet please no feet
and there it is

>>213366716
>https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8258074/
Lmao

>>213361762
Deadpool 3.

>>213361835
Brie’s comeback will be a delight. She needs to to da a lesbo scene like Connelly.

>>213358468
actually nice

>>213370886
The most hideous feet of any female celebrity. Like something a winged flightless dinosaur would have walked around on.

>>213370915
don't google kate winslet's feet

>>213366716
>>213370722
>Brie is actually the narrator

>>213370214
Wtf

>>213370925
I would happily massage, kiss, and suckle mommy Kate's feet for hours if it pleased her, and I'm not into feet. But Brie Larson is nowhere near likable or attractive enough to get away with those witch's hands she's strutting around on.

>>213370173
sadly Tom's tushy ain't that big

>>213370967
congrats on being the only person on the planet who'd do that

>>213370925
I mean she looks like a hobbit with this phenotype but Larson has straight up the feet of an ogre or a cave troll.

>>213370997
I'm not talking about the phenotype, the feet are awful

>>213370925
Winslet's feet are big, but perfectly lovely otherwise. Brie's are just nasty veiny crone claws and they scare me lol

>>213370997
>>213371026
Those seem like completely normal, average feet to me. I guess I'm not a foot connoisseur.

>>213371026
You might have the world's first case of foot blindness.

>>213371026
>>213370997
But these are just normal feet?

>>213371051
they look like she worked in a coal mine

feet just aren't attractive and if you're a genuine footfag I feel sorry for you

>>213371076
Brie Larson has hideous feet, dude. Get over it.

>>213371026
you're worse than one of those niggers who gets all mad and defensive over kristen stewart's fridge body and man face

>>213362443
SHE HATES NIGGERS

>>213360153
Kino gimmick, should've stuck with it

>>213361970
The marketing for her movie really amped up the culture war shit to encourage people to see Captain Marvel as some kind of feminist cause. They encouraged her to say a lot of dumb shit in public that deliberately got the 4chan demographic riled up because people here do a lot of free marketing without realizing it. It just turns out that you can't turn off that dynamic once it stops being good marketing for your movies, so they essentially killed her career for it.

>>213371101
I never debated that tho, are you dumb?

>>213371143
>proceeds to defend winslets prohibition era feet
my nigga

>>213370886
Damn her dick must be huge. She got bigger feet than every anon on /tv/

>>213357991 (OP)
right wing cancel culture

captain marvel is boring. he's like superman. plus, they tried really hard to a 'gurrls get it done!!!' thing with her in the mcu. which even normal women do not like at all. its cringe.

>>213363954
why are they so long??

She's got a fivehead, fake tits, a cunty face, and deformed feet.

>>213370214
please tell me these are subtle gaslkighting photoshops like with those photoshops of chloe moretz

>>213358277
is water wet?

>>213358277
No LMFAO she's got I need to speak to the manager vibes

>>213357991 (OP)
Hot take: they need to recast Captain Marvel with Brie Larson

>>213371430
I'd actually see that unlike the first one

>>213371430
never gonna happen

>>213357991 (OP)
She's too pretty

>>213358448
the thinking man's idea

>>213371577
are you suggesting she should film a scene where she shares a giant dildo with another actress? because that's inappropriate and shame on you if so

>>213357991 (OP)
Half the other cast isn't in the movie either, so she'll probably either be in the sequel, or conveniently disappear as the actress is autistic

>>213362485
>So Brie, who's your favorite superhero?
>Michelle Obama
I doubt she actually cares about politics but she had to give a token answer and she wasn't going to say Sarah Palin or something and get cancelled.

>>213368131
Apologize for shitting on men and then follow the Sydney Sweeney playbook
But honestly it’s too late for her. She’s too old for a comeback
In a few years she might land some hbo series where she’s the MCs mom or something but other than that she wasted her shot by being a bitch for no reason

>>213357991 (OP)
Because people blame her for shitty scripts.

>>213372518
also she has the world's most disgusting feet

>>213358277
Definitely yes. She just has personality issues.

>>213372518
And the thing is that she’s already apologized in deed if not in word by whipping her tits out and smiling like a trained monkey
>>213371465
>>213371614
This was supposed to be the way to get men to like her again after all the bitchiness but it just wasn’t enough
If she had expressed some remorse before the tits tour it would have worked but she didn’t and it didn’t

>>213358448
ermagherd

>>213368131
>What do you say?
Kamala lost.

>>213359713
That expression she got when she said that is identical to the look my BPD stepmom used to get just before she would have a psychotic rageout out of nowhere. Crazy bitch kicked a hole in the wall at one point.

>>213360153
That was clearly such a measured move to salvage her public image.

The public sees you as a self-centered frigid cunt, so what do you do to win them back? Get dolled up, show a little cleavage, and smile a little bit. I can’t judge too harshly, it worked on me.

>>213360153
Nothing better in this world than titty shine. Jesus F Christ I love titty shine.

>>213357991 (OP)
i dont know

>>213361720
>>213361744
>This guy's a hack
true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lgmvraCq1g

>>213364150
As a normal person, you feetfags are fucking vile