HOH: Mickey
Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu
Powers:
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previously on /bb/:
>>213356965
vincehuh
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all the girls are saying Rylie, Zach, and Will are the only guys they like being around in the house
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Mark flashbacks
>>213359930the hags you mean
>wins hoh
>takes out the most likely player
>disappears the next week with no one targeting her
>>213359930most of them seem to like vince
funny how the rylie and vince slumber parties were way more fun than the one with the hag
Starting tomorrow, any homosexuals present in the house will be getting launched right into the sun
I chimed in with a "haven't you people ever heard of, putting up the other alliance?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
>>213359957she made it clear that shes a bumbling retard who can be taken out whenever is convenient
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>>213359957i really miss adrian, but it is crazy how she just disappeared
>>213359980what a beautiful showmance
what a beautiful showmance says the homo to the raitress
and that's but what a shame
what a shame the poor Lauren is a bore
>>213360030wrong emo band
file
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>>213359887 (OP)This group hoh comp was fucked. hope its not the knock out comp next.
extremely funny how ashley is crushing on zach and thinks she's making headway while he'll continue to say how he'll punt her into the sun to others kek
>>213360118either the wall or knockout comp next, either order. rachel is 100% banking on the knockout comp to be her big comp win of the season
>>213359957had ropes not had her anti-gay black hg gene activated and gone full JIMMMY GOTTA GO I think she would've been the renom choice imo, morgan and co. would've protected weasel and mickey is adamant about not putting kat up to stroke her crush's ego
>>213360143she just snapped alive, they got booze for her bday
birthday celebration is beginning
damn they got a bunch of booze this time
>>213360065When I was
A young girl
My father
Took me into the basement
To watch a TV show
He said girl when
You grow up
Would you be
The one afraid to nominate
The hags and the schitzos?
can't believe they still put her up this week
feeds finna be litty tonight?
2 bottles of wine and 6 seltzers for the house
>booze
feeds mostly down for the next 2-3 hours then
>they're getting booze tonight
ashley and morgan will try to rape zach
rylie finna rape kat
it's sexo house time
KELLEY IS GOING TO RAPE VINCE
>>213360206zach is going to get raped by morgan and ashley
>>213360189>>213360168is this for her birthday? I thought her actual birthday was wednesday
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLEY
>>213359923hold my mothafuckin earrings god damn
coming out my jack shack to celebrate
>>213360289put down the cock and pick up a beer
>>213360204>>213360208these people hate and bully her but will gladly celebrate her birthday if it means booze
>im almost kelly's age and haven't been casted for bb
>Keesha's birthday
>Kelley's birthday
plz let Jimmy get shitfaced and then blow up
about an hour before it gets rapey
>>213360303Yeah, it is crazy how they are all friends now
>>213360252it is, but I don't think they want them celebrating the day before the live eviction when she's on the block
>>213360252Sounds like the actual day is Wednesday.
>>213360330Never give up hon, Vince said he applied 8 times
one white claw per person. might get a bit rowdy tonight
>>213360331I want someone to get drunk and tell him tonight
>>213360252It is Wednesday, but she said production wanted to include a birthday party in the Wednesday episode
>>213360373might get a lil' ropes chimpout at jimjam with how she struggles to put on a poker face sober
Production is so desperate. They knew they needed the status quo to change to alter this renom. They finally give them a shit ton of booze. The DR brainwashing must be falling on deaf ears with Mickey.
is the ep worth watching?
if i were in the house id donate my claws to whoever will have an alcoholic crash out
>>213360423best ep of the season so far
>ava going to get white girl wasted off one glass of wine again
>>213360423yes, one of the better episodes of the year
had a little bit of everything
>>213360423I thought it was very good
>>213360464Faded hat is falling apart kek
>I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours Vinny
>>213360303I actually think Kelly is really sweet and I don’t like her being bullied by the house.
Damn Kelley went to the superb owl, she's more /sp/ than us.
the alcohol isnt there for kelley's birthday. the alcohol is there so a black queen can celebrate her HoH and twerk some ass. if the black kweens weren't there everyone would be forced to eat slop as punishment for a whitey Kelley being born
>>213360484>she nominates herself so it's okay for us and the houseguests to bully and make fun of herbig brother fandom is full of ugly people
>KAT, RYLIE IS LOOKING FOR YOU
>>213360484I'm slightly ashamed of it, but I like her a lot and think she's the cutest girl in the house
>>213360501shitposting should at least be funny you retarded zoomer, I'd tell you to try again but you'd fuck that up too
>>213360512Gays and negros as well
>>213360554NEED ass shots please capbros
>>213360527I'm vinny, taking a quiet peek to put into my spankbank for tonights 3am shower fap
>>213360477that's probably how she bought it. guarantee it cost over $75
>>213360498i've been to an nba finals game
>jimmy being the housebitch cooking cleaning and pampering ropes
>all to get blindsided and take a trip to block city
why are all 4 cameras on the hags
>>213360559what's to be ashamed of??? she's cute and interesting.
of course the hags are all wine aunts
>>213360603She's had it for like 8 years kek i scrolled far on her insta
morgan is 100% going to try to put some moves on zach with the amount of wine she got kek
always with the off shoulder look
so cool
so effortless
so sexy
kelley has made me a proud south dakotan
/bb/ let's do our own toast
Zach’s a virgin? to be 27 and look like him. that’s some incredible discipline
>>213360755he's a virgin because he parents are watching
>>213360755he said he had a crazy ex gf so i doubt it
>>213360728babushka tier
>>213360753the eternal toast
DAILY JARED HATE
the hagliance is getting loud
>>213360563>he thinks it's shitposting
>>213360755he's probably fucked before but he is not going to admit it on tv when he's got super strict christfag parents, the type who only let him dress as biblical figures for halloween kek
which girl do you think has the biggest areolas in the house?
Won't actually doing something
won't got some booze and it feeling his oats
he got his groove goin on
unc wont /wont/ be sittin quiet tonight
>>213360818>>213360820papa won’t WILL get lit
>>213360828based
horseface narc can get fucked
mead
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are there any rules against brewing mead in the house?
>>213360828it's more bb22 energy when Franzel was in the dominant power alliance but still played the victim and said Janelle was bullying her
she need to twerk dat thang
looks like ava is sitting in a hot tub full of semen
>>213360672She's very bad at the game! And is unhealthily obsessed with instigating like Tucker. But otherwise I think she's such a cutie, I wish I could protect her
>>213360869didn't someone try once and production took it away?
lmao he didn't know you have to wash the chicken first
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>>213360912would you take a sip of ava's coom water?
>>213360208They should get that amount every night at least and way more for birthdays. That ain't shit
>>213360932morgan going on a rant about jimmy not washing his chicken first before cooking it.
don't wash your raw meat you fucking retards
lawdy
side note jimbo cooking for kelley is actually a nice moment but doubly funny given most of the house knows he's finito
>>213360925sam tried to make something. not sure it was mead though
>>213360960they're lazy fucks and almost always give the exact same amount of booze regardless of if it's 16 people or 5
>>213360973Washing raw meat is "cultural" according to what I've been told on Reddit.
>>213360971black people really still are doing that huh? Any potential bacteria inside the meat doesn't give a fuck about you washing the outside
Bobby Flay said once that he washes his chicken before cooking but doesn't wash his rice
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TLP made cookies! (:
>>213360932washing chicken is a black ppl thing, doesn't do anything to "clean" the chicken, and the water just splashes salmonella everywhere.
All the bacteria dies when you cook it. You dont need to wash.
>>213361009Morgan and Mickey both scolded Jimmy for not washing the chicken before cooking it
>>213361004always love people throwing up "cultural" as if it means anything
if it was cultural for me to chuck out every kid with green eyes would this be a valid excuse when someone speaks up?
>/bb/ doesn't put they chicken in the dishwasher before cooking it
filthy animals
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dammit i missed when he closed his eyes in delight
>>213361004ypipo have no culture
>>213361020both are equally pointless things to do
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yt ppl don't bleach their chicken
>>213361076I marinated it in dawn water for 8hrs to be sure.
cheers
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CHEERS /bb/!
>>213361100washing rice has a use you mayo monkey
>>213360971>>213361009>>213361047I am a white man who did not grow up washing chicken, however if you look into the microbiology of it there is actually a basis for washing chicken.
Yes, high heat will kill any bacteria present in the chicken, but it will not get rid of any spores that may have been produced by said bacteria.
you can tell that jimbos spidey senses are tingling but the lack of anyone telling him shit is keeping him from a full blown melty
also KWAB at mickey too pussy to do a 1 on 1 with him and asking morgan to join
>>213361103i can't think of many things more unappealing than eating pasta in a hot tub
>>213361100not true about rice depending on the type you're using
we have this same chicken washing discussion every season
>>213361100Washing rice reduces surface starch and results in a better texture.
Ava's hairy armpits are disgusting
>>213361103reminds me of that scene from gummo
>>213361155to an extent it's personal preference based, if you like super sticky rice washing the starch off is what you don't want to do
I WILL be getting crunk with him
>>213361168or Charlie eating it out of a bag
>>213361130>that pit hair
>>213361181based
what's he dancing to /bb/?
>>213361181when does the daggering start
>>213361199kek the low quality of this one actually makes it funny. he looks like a drawing of a bunny or something
>>213361200the theme song to Kenan and Kel
>>213361140>spores>bacterianigga are you thinking of fungi? and stop lying about being white
>>213361243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wb1n2jX5fA
>>213361254https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/immunology-and-microbiology/bacterial-spore
Kindly stop being retarded
>>213361273>blocking the account namesfaggot
>>213361273damn, redditors are ruthless
>>213361300it's not hard to find if you give a shit
>>213361273based kelley chad
>>213361325i dont care what reddit has to say at all but if youre gonna be a faggot and post it anyways then try to be less of a gay faggot about it
Kelly sisters, we got this
Ava has more body hair than any of the men
gorgeous
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morgans face at zach and lauren LMAO
she's seething
ava said she's drunk already and cheered keanu's pool stick
>>213360925She was making moonshine.
>>213361412enemies to friends
>>213361418they need another bottle of wine
we gotta push morgan into screaming mode
imagine kat laughing at you after you pull your underwear down
laugh
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>>213361431i'd probably cum immediately
>I did not want adrian to go home
>it's fine, we made it way longer than yesterday
that's what he is gonna be saying to her in bed month from now
>>213361455>when she makes that face right before going to suck your dickI'd not only go soft but shrivel like I was in the arctic
YUCK, grimace ass looking mother fucker
>>213361199Pr0nstache will try to fuck ava after the show one hundo
eatfood
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>he knows he's in trouble i didn't call him vinnie
stolen
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kat just stole some of kelley's white claw
>>213361552both morgan and her drank out of it kek, man they do not give a fuck about her
>>213360938gives me hope for the human race when i see that demons to have to eat
dumping episode caps since i missed the east coast airing
>>213361595that's my wife you're talking about
>>213361612it's okay if you like a succubus anon we get it
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>>213361572rachel was supposed to look after it too and she immediately gave it to them. fucked up
>>213361624>trusting rachel not to start shitgenuinely serves kelley right lmao
these fools don't know how to make anything but spaghetti and tacos
>>213361666i think they've had lasagna 2-3 times already too
>>213361666the lack of a chef on this cast in painfully obvious kek, none of them can cook for shit beyond the most basic stuff at best
drunk
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>I think you're a genius:ava to kelley
drunk ava is always funny
crunk
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>>213361729Ava is trashed
>>213361736>>213361727it looks like he's doing some weird dance move
>>213361755Funniest part is Kelley keeps following her around and doesn't even know how much Ava dislikes her
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ava was adjusting her bottom because i think her pubes were poking out if anyone captured it
>that shot of ava splayed out on the hammock alone like she was stoned
kek
>>213361806>anons really questioned if she shaves it bare
>>213361711>She's the one calling shots, anon.
jimbo has got to be getting the ick from this female on his lap
>>213361829don't lump me into that group
kelley boutta turn j-bone straight
KING KEANU
>will and ashley morgan and mickey
based getting the cookout out immediately
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>>213361855>>213361875Would you molest drunken Ava?
if adrian was here, kelly would have him naked in the have not room
Jimmy is gonna do drunk game talk to save his game
>>213361907Kelley giving him the kiss of death before the ceremony tomorrow
>>213361806she got that hairy jew cooch
>>213361996she says she's majority irish babes
Won't went to a DJ Pauly D concert
Lauren’s tight shaved slit
Jimmy is an AI analyst so he’s actually smart and not Kelley “smart”
He’s winning that blockbuster if it’s a puzzle
kek they're catching jimmy in his lies
kek mickey lowkey grilling jimmy
>>213362070kelley is definitely very smart
>>213362021the chad dago genes override the beta mick ones
>>213360938>>213360953they need to try laurens butter noodles next
>>213362070kelley is an autistic savant
>>213362102I’d butter Lauren’s noodles if you know what I mean
>>213361984more like totally confirm him going on the block tomorrow
>>213362114Autism doesn't exist
This is going so bad for Jimmy, but I can't tell if he can sense it
Mickey can’t hide her annoyance with Jimmy in this convo kek
the stare into the hoh tv is the kiss of death for people in one on ones
jimmy F I N I T O
>>213362070Kelley is an elite pilot that has faced death 5,000 feet in the sky in the coasts of Mexico. Jimmy flops at almost everything he attempts.
>>213362132reality is but a dream of the giant we inhabit
>>213361045id like to eat her cookie if you know what im saying
>>213362144lucky for her thats part of their foreplay
>Jimmy: I think Lauren, Katherine, and Rylie are a trio
lmao bro what
>>213362138he's known something is clearly wrong but I don't think he's connected it to potentially going up
then again why the fuck would he kek, ropes lost her mind this week
morgan/mickey are absolutely seething at jimmy rn
>>213362160id like to do her taxes to maximize her returns for next year if you know what im saying
>>213362205I can’t tell if he’s picking up on it but it seems like he isn’t
>>213362203someone on here said he started crying earlier when he was alone so somebody tipped him off but i haven't seen anyone else mention it
>>213362229nah he seems like normal gaming jimmy to me atm
I love seeing him squirm after all the shit he said about Kelley. Bye dumbass
>>213362241I think people just thought he was crying not that he actually was
I think he'd be FAR more upset than this if he knew he was getting nommed
Jimmy is falling into so many traps in this convo it's funny
Why did Jimmy think he would be accepted in an alliance run by religious nutjobs? Is he dumb?
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How did he stop himself from cheating?
all morgan and mickey hear is how jimmy is putting hg against hg
extremely funny that he's not only getting hisam'd when we joked he would but its by a black woman no less
good old history rhyming
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It’s over Jimbo.
>I'm suspect about Vince
Jimmy nailing his coffin shut at this point
Does Mickey tend to blink a lot or is it the booze
>>213362298didnt he say the other night that his girlfriend was cool with him flirting for game?
thats what i read in the thread
anon wouldnt lie to me would they?
these hoes are imagining killing jimmy
These are the moments that make bb kino. Watching Jimmy basically secure himself getting backstabbed tomorrow without having a clue.
>jimmy would put up the same fucking noms as the last 4 weeks
bye bye you dumb faggot lmao
Is jimmy talking himself onto the block?
>>213362284they were perfectly fine over him until they decided he was a dirty rat
it's honestly super funny how he's clearly on their side nowadays instead of a true rat and yet now he's getting crucified
>>213362312Hisam was pretty ((based))
>>213362298vince mirrored himself into a mirror!
>>213362298>>213362334vince said it in a camtalk a day or two back super late that he was using flirting as a way to keep close to morgan, he said his gf okayed it and said do what you need to do to win
>keanu is going to outlast jimmy
loving
every
laugh
daggers
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they're both looking right through this dude
>we all have perspectives about things and it's good to hear your perspective
lmao he's cooked
>>213362355he was donezo before this mickey is just treating everything as confirmation HE GOTTA GO no matter what kek
>>213362333she blinks so much
>>213362392Keanu Kings won
>>213362422its like heroin
goddamn just call them out jimbo
why is plutotv promoting High School High as an "iconic" movie
A TOAST
TO MICKEY SALVAGING THE WEEK BY GOING FULL RETARD
BBkino:
>jimmy getting backdoored and getting voted out after losing arena
BBludokino:
>jimmy getting backdoored and winning arena, subjecting ropes and morgan to a scorned and betrayed gay man
>>213362459>leaving kelley vs rylie>house decides rylie is the bigger comp threat to take out this week because he can win the upcoming wall compwin win win
lmao Jimmy indirectly telling them it's pointless to put him up because he'd lose to Kelley in Arena
>>213362309>>213362312Gay guys always try to get in with the (black) women and never realize that they're seen as ultimately expendable by them.
>>213362356They prayed Keanu would lose the veto but God made him win. Then Keanu, God's chosen messenger, told them to evict the homosexual.
kek jimmy just said he’d lose to kelley in a puzzle m
goodeats
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estimated 800 calories
>drunk ashley alone with zach
POUNCE HIM GIRL
>>213362528imagine if they started making out
ashley gonna start giving zach a handy
>>213362528tiger wood 2.0 in the making
>we don't like bullies katherine
That's why they hate each other
>>213362528>>213362561Didn't she say a few days ago that he's someone she'd make out with if she was drunk?
disgust
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huh
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happy birthday monkelley
punt button boy into the sun
>>213362591>i am sat>i am katcat =P
Zach was leaning away from Ashley in disgust. He'd probably rather get a brojob from Zae.
>>213362628>was still is, he's leaning as far away as he can with his upper body without outright moving kek
Mickey is acting suspicious to Jimmy's face now
>>213362678>Someone will be castrated from this place. Is that what he said?
if his alarm bells aren't screaming in his head jimjam is hopeless
Well at least Jimmy will know why he's going up now
>>213362608HAPPY BIRTHDAY
twitter blacks are absolutely SEETHING that kat isn't going up
suffah!
damn can't this black bitch pretend to be pleasant for another few hours
>>213362712betrayed by their own, poetic
Mickey: Why did you make Keanu hate us, Jimmy? Huh you little faggot?
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Mickey shut the FUCK UP he's not going to be blindsided if you act like this!
>>213362712the rollercoaster they and we have had with this week has been a wild one
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Jimmy walking into the HOH room with Mickey and Morgan
>>213362712why do you care? stay there
morgan and mickey grilling jimmy hard
he should def be getting some paranoia from this
YOU LITTLE FAG RAT HOW DARE YOU CONVINCE KEANU YOU TARGET US
>>213362757they were so happy that night
jimmys jimmies should be rustled
>>213362758>but the thing that made Jimmy so happy that morning was that this was the day Mickey was being HOH>Jimmy was so excited you think he was HOH >must have had 4 private convos with Mickey, had a signal all set up the minute he knew the veto ceremony was over
>>213362754she dont give 1 fuck about this guy
>>213362758>>213362805brings a smile to my face
