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Anonymous No.213360570 >>213360653 >>213360697 >>213361051 >>213361156 >>213361225 >>213363489
>Ok, Milhouse, but backdoor only. I'm not on birth control.
Anonymous No.213360621
>heheh Milhouse doesn’t count
Anonymous No.213360628 >>213360694 >>213361932 >>213362238 >>213362875 >>213363683
anal is gross
Anonymous No.213360632 >>213360691
MilH rocks and DOES count band!
Anonymous No.213360640
just pull out
Anonymous No.213360653
>>213360570 (OP)
I've seen TakeVan Milhouse and it doesn't work if we went to school together
Anonymous No.213360691 >>213360750
>>213360632
This shit isn't funny dude
Anonymous No.213360694 >>213363754
>>213360628
If you're dealing with poop, she's not holding up her end of the deal.
Anonymous No.213360697
>>213360570 (OP)
That wasn't the actual line from the episode.
Anonymous No.213360750
>>213360691
What are you talking about? QRD???
Anonymous No.213361051
>>213360570 (OP)
>ok Millhouse but no eye contact and you can't cry after
Anonymous No.213361083 >>213362398
anal is gross. i don't understand how faggots can do it on a regular basis and enjoy it.
Anonymous No.213361156
>>213360570 (OP)
>Okay Lisa, I've practiced that a lot with Bart so I'll get my ass ready for you.
Anonymous No.213361214
There are anons on this board right now who will never pee a little poop snake out of the tip of their dick after spontaneously raw dogging a drunken slut.
Anonymous No.213361225
>>213360570 (OP)
Bart get out I'm piss
Anonymous No.213361840
Guatemalan
Anonymous No.213361932 >>213362849
>>213360628
>anal is gross
if your girl bathes properly and as has a good diet, it's heaven. dating a lazy fat girl with a regular diet of fast food, you'll have a bad time
Anonymous No.213362163 >>213363812
pulling out is way more effective than sex ed leaves you to believe. The people who it fails for just literally get greedy with it and stay in too long and a pump escapes. I got my wife pregnant on the first try after years of pulling out
Anonymous No.213362238 >>213362797 >>213362849 >>213363668
>>213360628
I'm convinced men who think this have never actually fucked a woman's ass before. The sphincter is squeezing you at your base while the inside is so soft, hot, sticky and pillowy. It's amazing.
Anonymous No.213362305
The ol' poophole loophole
Anonymous No.213362398 >>213362681 >>213362838
>>213361083
Women don't get much pleasure out of anal as they don't have a prostate.
Anonymous No.213362681 >>213362779
>>213362398
>Women don't get much pleasure out of anal
lol no
Anonymous No.213362779
>>213362681
Really depends on the woman. Some have earth-shattering orgasms from it, others want nothing to do with it.
Anonymous No.213362797 >>213362873
>>213362238
I'm sure fucking a dog's ass feels the same way. Still gross.
Anonymous No.213362838
>>213362398
Women's only pleasure from sex in general is the sense of power they get knowing they can hypnotize a male. The rest of it is just boring to them, they'd rather be on TikTok
Anonymous No.213362849 >>213363082 >>213363158
>>213362238
>>213361932
anyone who has ever actually had sex with a woman knows that pussy feels infinitely better than ass. it literally does not compare aside from psychological perversions
Anonymous No.213362873 >>213363065
>>213362797
Why would you be sure about that? Something you want to get off your chest?
Anonymous No.213362875 >>213363629
>>213360628
Your dick isn't your mouth.
Anonymous No.213363065
>>213362873
I've seen enough videos of dudes fucking dogs. Uh, for good reasons. That I won't elaborate upon. Anyway, they must be doing it because it feels good.
Anonymous No.213363082
>>213362849
I wouldn't say I prefer one over the other, but anal definitely felt fucking amazing, but then I also have a fat peepee.
Anonymous No.213363158
>>213362849
>sphincter squeezing the base of your dick
>inside is hotter than a pussy
>more symmetrical visually, making it more aesthetically pleasing than vaginal

If definitely has it's perks.
Anonymous No.213363489
>>213360570 (OP)
>tfw "bart get out im piss!" is forever trapped in your brain
i never asked for this
Anonymous No.213363524
milhouse watching luane get plapped
Anonymous No.213363629
>>213362875
>he doesn't urethravoremaxx
Just say you're a virgin...
Anonymous No.213363668 >>213363776
>>213362238
Anal sex fetishists goto hell btw
Where demons will anally rape you as an ironic punishment
Anonymous No.213363683 >>213363809
>>213360628
i went to a catholic boys school 3 miles away from a catholic girls school
all my early sexual encounters were the "poophole loophole"
i didn't get to fuck a pussy until i went to college
it blows my mind that people think anal is this be all and end all
pussy is 100% better
Anonymous No.213363754
>>213360694
>anal sex is totally natural and normal
>it just requires 45 min of prep
Anonymous No.213363776
>>213363668
Heh. This.
Anonymous No.213363792
Analfags have ruined most current porn. Just fuck a dude already and quit thinking women are enjoying it.
Anonymous No.213363809
>>213363683
All men are entitled to their opinion, all I know is that pussy never made me cum in 5 seconds flat.
Anonymous No.213363812
>>213362163
>pulling out is way more effective than sex ed leaves you to believe.
yeah dont they even admit its like 75% effective? and i imagine its 99% effective since everyone has microplastics hamepring their fertility.