Thread 213365241

What kind of movies do your mom’s friends like?

>>213365241 (OP)
my mom or her friends do not look like that

>>213365241 (OP)
My mom has no friends, because she's a schizo loser loner.

She won't even cook any new dishes since 2006.

>>213365241 (OP)
Slop.

>>213365241 (OP)
Breast implants should be subsidized. Would be great for women over 40.

>>213365241 (OP)
Tanned skin is so disgusting

once back in maybe 2004 when I 11 or so, I was watching Spider-Man 1 on DVD in the living room of the house, and my mom was doing whatever in the kitchen and her best friend was over
And the scene with the upside down MJ kiss happened and my mom's friend (not a blood relative but we all did generally call her my aunt) leaned over the back of the couch next to wear I was sitting and said "huh, that's hot" and then looked over at me with a smile

i was 11 years old and i was watching some movie on the vhs (can't remember what was it) and my mom's friend went over for a visit. mom went to the kitchen to do something and something on screen happened that made me pop a boner. mom's friend saw it and walked over to my right and gently brushed my dick with her fingertips. and she jokingly said "sorry".

>>213365689
sorry that happened to you anon

>>213365348
that's just old leathery skin. you can tell by the blotches. she's wearing couple of pounds of makeup on her face.

>>213365241 (OP)
My parents dont have any friends or hobbies

>>213365307
>>213366165
I have a theory. We are schizoid because our parents didn't model how to have friends or have fun or have a healthy well adjusted adult life.
I dont blame them, I just suspect that schizoids are made, not born.

>>213365339
implants look great in cleavage, but absolutely vile when you see naked tits

>>213366233
very possible. i do think one reason i'm such a trainwreck in relationships is I never saw a healthy one to model after as a kid.

>>213365241 (OP)
AWOOGA

>>213365241 (OP)
There are MILFs who haven't had sex in literal decades after they gave birth to their children and stopped being sexually interesting to their husband. That's the target you want to go for.

>>213366165
>>213366233
pic related

>>213366150
>>213365241 (OP)
>brown leathery skin
>implants
>Face much paler than body from all the makeup
I would bet good money this bitch is from Florida.

>>213366509
Sadly the only place I know around here where mature women gather is all 60 year olds.

>>213365241 (OP)
Mom gave me a fetish for older women because ALL her friends were good looking women, I basically spent my entire childhood and teenage years around hot 25-55 hotties.
Now dating a woman in her 40s, mom is seething, but she's not the first one and won't be the last, can't stand women my age.

>>213365241 (OP)
yikes. skin like a leathery crocodile

>>213366652
how old r u?

>>213366691
Early 30s.

>>213366509
>Eight days ago I found Mary-Anne with a gun in her mouth.
>She said she was gonna kill herself because there was no physical attention in her marriage.
>What could I say to her?
>What can a neighbourhood of lonely attentionstarved housewives do except wait to die?
>I set up the "Lonely milfs in your area want to fuck", and I promised them younger men.
>Because younger men mean sex and attention.

>>213365241 (OP)
my mom's friends really like the Handmaiden's Tale and shit like that

>>213366810
doing the LORD's work, anon

>>213365241 (OP)

in my experience women seem to love period dramas set in the 1600-1800s.

>>213366233
I think there is some truth to that, everyone I know that are good with social stuff have social parents or several siblings (siblings who are social)
It's almost like our species was supposed to remain in smaller tribes where everyone interacted all the time haha lol

>>213365241 (OP)
Dunno, but I watched a marathon of Star Wars movies with one of my father's 50 year old female friends. She was completely drunk though.

>>213369139
>SW marathon
>drunk
that just sounds like a good time regardless of what happened

>>213365241 (OP)
Holy shit, who????

>>213369279
Yeah, but I was sucking on her nipples by the time Luke arrived on Dagobah.