Why did they make him so weak?
He's no Plastic Man but he can stretch more than that

>>213366744 (OP)
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!!"

>>213366744 (OP)
the suits are supposed to rip either, they got lotsa small details wrong and Galactus jobbing to Invisible Woman/girl is fempowerment garbage.

I mean look at this, all he did in the movie was slightly elongate his arms/legs

Is there nothing cool in this movie? Everything just seems more and more embarrassing.

>>213366941
Is that what the above chuckle-fuck bitching about? She just pushes him through a portal which he crawls back through. It's hardly an inconvenience!

>>213366744 (OP)
Just like in the comic books, the heroes capacities depend on who's writing and drawing.

>>213366795
>moves his eyeball down to his thumb
>grows a second hand out of his thumb
Gotta love it when writers and artists can't tell the difference between Reed Richards and Plastic Man.

>>213366744 (OP)
He has always been the lamest part of the team

>>213367256
Nothing wrong with giving him a buff

Bump

>>213366744 (OP)
hahahaha

Pedro Pascal didn't get anxiety around Galactus since he didn't have titties, this in turn makes him weaker

>>213366941
AAAHHHH!

>>213366744 (OP)
>power is literally stretching
>defeated by being stretched
??? The fuck?

>>213366744 (OP)
hes being forcibly stretched by one of the most powerful people in his universe. when reed stretches, he does to to fit his needs. its like if stretch before a workout on your own vs someone forcing you to stretch, its going to hurt if they do it to far. why is this so hard for you to understand?

>>213366744 (OP)
>jobs to plastic man

>>213366941
Jesus christ that looks bad

Bump

>>213366744 (OP)
the fact he says to the baby "I'm pathetic I hope ur not like me" lmao what psyop was this

>>213368568
He just needs to consensually accept the stretching then, duh.

lmao who watches this shit
surely no one over the age of 18 right

>>213366795
>can grow a dick out of his eye socket
new fetish activated

>>213369597
Almost certain that was just the character recognising that he had the 'tism, in a world prior to any official recognition of it as a psychological condition. The film of course plays up Reed's muted demonstrative emotional response to crises and overreliance on science and data to draw conclusions.
The biographies of scientists prior to the 60's, that obviously inspired the likes of Reed Richards and Dr Doom, often related strange and eccentric character traits and habits. These guys were probably somehow 'aware' that there was something just a bit off about their own psyche and character, but had no formal means of diagnosing it.
It really makes you wonder whether the formal diagnosis of autism might have an adverse effect. A self-prophetical aspect that encourages young minds to simply accept they're fundamentally and irreparably different, and worse, afforded a special liberty to do stupid shit like obsess over Sonic the Hedgehog. Rather than simply coping and blending in to the best of their ability, while using their autistic powers for good.
Obviously the most deranged spazlords would still be locked away in sanitariums, but there was clearly a gap, now recognised as the spectrum, where slightly offbeat individuals could thrive and fill in niches. Now they type in autism on google and see Sheldon and Chris Chan, and before you know it, they have to collect every piece of Goofy memorabilia for their Goofemporium because they just have to.

>>213366744 (OP)
>>213366941

>>213366941
Is Galactus played by Ralph Ineson?

>>213366941
Reminds me of the end of No Way Home, same grey, floaty CGI slop antics. Except people loved that one and it made over a billion dollars.

>>213366941
>Is there nothing cool in this movie?
That scene where silver surfer was surfing through a a black hole was cool as shit but besides that I don’t remember anything remotely clever

>>213366941
omg is that a woman screaming while activating her superpowers? so empowered

>>213366941
>Really shitty AI filter on a CGId scene
>AHHH IT LOOKS SO BAD HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?? REEEEE

>>213366744 (OP)
Kek they made the guys faggy and Sue Storm and Silver vagina into stronk wahmen

>>213370791
The Surfer was the highlight of the film. Galactus once again was boring compared to the Surfer

>>213366941
If you ask yourself why this looks so lame and bad, it's mainly because of the lighting.
everything has overexposed, soft and flat lighting without any shadows. real life doesn't look like this and they don't even remotely try to replicate it because they are incompetent jeets.

>>213368568
>*keep in mind that same ultra powerful being was 1v1 beaten by sue 5 minutes later

>>213366744 (OP)
Because Pedro exists to make men look weak.

>>213367256
qrd, is plastic man an actual thing or is this a bit?

>>213370957
She didn't 1v1 him. I don't know why you guys lie about this shit. The entire team helped her push him into the portal

>>213370704
Yeah his voice is insane in the movie, gives Galactus a lot of presence even with relatively little screentime.

>>213370791
>where silver surfer was surfing through a a black hole was cool as shit
You're a fucking faggot, huh?

>>213371010
The webm is in the fucking thread. I watched this shit ass movie. The Thing's clobberin time is a glancing blow and Reed gets stretched to half death. Sue puts him in the portal solo and Johnny tries to help then gets pushed aside by Surfer. It was a Sue 1v1. If you disagree I want you to open with denouncing the Talmud so I know you're human

>>213371066
The webm posted in the thread leaves out half the fight to get him into the portal you disingenuous fuck. It doesn't show Reed fucking up Galactus by opening the ports on his back. It doesn't show Ben and Johnny attacking him multiple times. It doesn't show Sue failing to keep pushing Galactus back because he grabs a building, causing Ben to have to destroy the support pillars of the build so he loses his grip. Seems the only jewish one around here is you?

>>213366941
>amerisharts actualy watch this sloppa and clapped

>>213371144
>he cannot denounce the Talmud

Post discarded. Your movie is bombing because of scenes like Sue 1v1ing Galactus, JIDF. Take this moment and learn.

>>213371178
Already at $500M. Cope

>>213371005
Plastic Man is a DC character who has never interacted with the Fantastic Four in any context.

>>213371005
To elaborate on what the other Anon says, both Plastic Man and Elongated Man are from DC.
Elongated Man is basically just a carbon copy of Reed Richards in terms of powers (except the intelligence), but a detective instead of a scientist.
Meanwhile, Plastic Man is basically Toon Force personified. He is indestructible, immune to a bunch of powers including Telepathy because his physiology is just so weird they can't interact with him, can basically shapeshift into anything he likes (with it usually being a limitation that the things he shapeshifts into having the primary colours of his costume, but that isn't a consistent limitation of his powers).
If you ever watched Deep Space Nine, basically imagine Odo, but with the personality of Bugs Bunny.

>>213368568
>oh no this thing is going stretch me, better resist to put myself in pain

>>213370791
>woman
>cool

>>213370957
>literally dying from the exertion of doing no more than pushing a guy back means you beat him 1v1
Anon, I...

>>213371144
>Reed fucking up Galactus by opening the ports on his back
That's before the whole pushing bullshit my dude. Only the Thing part is true, half of them is useless and the Thing provides minimum assistance.

>>213371439
>lock is impenetrable
>it's the most simple form of lock based on the key

>>213371560
It's almost like he's being a smartass or something. That key wouldn't even fit the key hole.

>>213371556
Don't reply to JIDF. This is him posting again here
>>213371553
Just repeatedly tell them to denounce the Talmud and if they can't they out themselves.

>>213371593
>Just repeatedly tell them to denounce the Talmud and if they can't they out themselves.
It's the first time I posted in that reply chain, and just for your heart's content, the Jewish god is the biggest piece of shit little fag to ever be invented, a complete little pussy who somehow manages to be insecure about his public image despite having omnipotent powers, and every fuckwad who dedicated his life to try and interpret said fuckwad god's will into law and commentate on said law is an even greater pussy bitch for kowtowing to such an absolute loser shit and making their magnum opus a miniscule contribution to a worthless set of holy and legal books.

Good enough for you Jimbo?

>>213371560
He formed his finger into the shape of a key specifically to make the rude gesture. It wasn't actually an old-timey jail cell lock.

>>213371643
>not one denouncement of the Talmud

Schlomo thought he was clever here lol

>>213371643
>Jewish
lol (did anyone notice he STILL hasn't denounced the talmud?)

>>213371683
>>213371700
I was describing the Talmud, but because you're not literate, let me be more specific:
The Talmud is more worthless than Fifty Shades of Grey fanfiction. Not Fifty Shades of Grey, which itself is fanfiction. The Talmud does not deserve to be even likened to the sort of garbage Fifty Shades of Grey is. It's even blow fanfiction dedicated to Fifty Shades of grey, because the momentary passing feeling of pride some autist on a fanfiction website felt shitting their brains onto the internet is an infinitely higher degree of beauty, art and wonder than anything the Talmud or any of the people responsible for its abominable creation are capable of.

How's that?
You're into this aren't you you kinky little thing?

>>213371764
>literally cannot bring himself to scribe the words
>squirms around like a worm pinned to a tack trying to say anything except "I denounce the talmud."

>>213366744 (OP)
>>213366941
I thought Galactus is one of THE most powerful being in all of Marvel?

>>213371792
I denounce the talmud.

Should I file that in triplicate?

>>213371794
He is. Of course, mama bear Sue is stronger (this was a conscious decision meant to sell the movie to more women).

>>213371048
He has a good voice. I haven't played Final Fantasy XVI but have seen some of the cutscenes. He was well cast as Cid in that game.

>>213371439
>>213371346
Thanks, thats fucking funny. Plastic man stealing Reeds bitches haha based Plastic man

>>213371794
Small g gods like Thor can destroy planets, the the most powerful of them like Zeus and Odin can destroy galaxies. Galactus could dogwalk every earth god at the same time.
In the original story where Galactus comes to earth the Fantastic Four are completely unable to do anything to stop him and the only reason he doesn't eat the earth is because they manage to steal a universe destroying weapon from him and threaten to use it if he doesn't leave.

>mfw im about to turn my little brother into my little sister

>>213366744 (OP)
>OH N-

>>213371794
ya but he isnt a strong independent woman tho so ofc he get beaten by one

>>213366941
The space escape from the Silver Surfer looked sick.

>>213366744 (OP)
This was the best part of the movie.

>stretch man gets stretched to death
>aquaman gets drowned
>hulk gets smashed to death
>the human torch gets burned to death

Any other absolutely retarded ways a superhero can die to the one thing he does physically well? Doing this completely neuters the character and sounds absurd to even read. Who is going to respect Reed Richards as a character after this if he can't even stretch himself to save his own life?

>>213372873
>Cap dies from a concussion
>Iron Man electrocutes himself in his bathtub
>She-Hulk get sat on and die

>>213371643
Glad to see somebody gets it

>>213371005
Plastic Man is more just a cartoon shapeshifter than a normal stretchy guy like Reed. He can morph into a massive kaiju if he wants, turn himself into a fully function car, form guns out of his hands that work, etc, He’s more like playdough while Reed is like rubber.

>>213372951
>She-Hulk gets catcalled by an incel and dies

>>213372873
>Superman burns to death in the sun

>>213371794
On paper but he's always jobbed to the F4 and every other new bad guy to hype them up

>>213370704
Yes. And even though Galactus is seriously nerfed, his voice gives him a presence that commands the screen.

>>213372873
>Doctor Strange opens a tome that reads "I prepared Explosive Runes this morning"