Thread 213366869

>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

>>213366869 (OP)
sir good morning

>>213366869 (OP)
once japs are done obsessing over fantasy rpgs they should make a drinker isekai

why do you complain about this guy so much
all you're really doing is free advertising for him
idk why you can't just ignore him

That racist bitch would be a good girlfriend in jail for the brothers, them child bearing hips

I would have slightly more respect for his grift if he dropped the dumb Scottish accent

Another thread hitting bump limit seething about this milquetoast guy? Brill.

>>213366869 (OP)
Mom, he posted it again. Get the camera

>>213366869 (OP)
cant beilieve this fuck has something like 2.3 million subs by just saying woke/ the message over and over and over. not much movie discussion.

>>213366905
this

The butthurt is strong with OP. Good let it flow through and down your leg.

>>213366905
Critical Drinker fucked his wife. It's the only explanation.

His voice is very unpleasant

>>213366905
I started watching him recently and I literally only known him from /tv/ cucks crying about him.

>>213366869 (OP)

Maybe if every new film didn't have the same trite shit in it then reviewing them would be less monotonous.

He seriously blows. Irrelevant, unending drive of dogshit content. Speaks so highly of himself but don't ever ask about his 'film' LOL

>>213367518
Film? I think you mean "TV proof of concept" which he started calling it instead after how shit it was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXkjB0tpPA

It's literally full of the kind of garbage he complains about.

>>213367390
In a couple months the formula will become apparent to you, and you'll be the one making these threads for another anon to repeat the cycle

>>213367359
You think Zack is making these threads? The guy can barely record himself crying on his phone about the troons living in his walls

i used to watch him as a sort of guilty pleasure a couple of years ago but the formula gets stale fast
and all those fucking catchphrases etc are extremely cringeworthy, i would always try to pause the video before he'd say his stupid "go away now" catchphrase because it sounds like something an angsty 15 year old would say

>>213367610
happened to me. I quickly became a hater of what used to give a slight chuckle

>>213366869 (OP)
I'd take him more seriously if he'd be more honest about things he liked instead of just doing the "I hate everything" bit because it gets him views

>>213366869 (OP)
I agree but you already posted this on /pol/ faggot

>>213366869 (OP)
Jack Daniels is apple juice trying its best to be whiskey

>>213366869 (OP)
The important thing is you SEETHED about a guy who makes money talking about capeshit.

>>213367372
He is Scottish.

>>213366869 (OP)
The mastermind behind Rogue Elements.

>>213366869 (OP)
Now try typing all of that without shitting ur pants lil bro

>>213367662
it does sound like zack.

>>213367662
There would be more spaces as he types in slow-mo

>West has fallen!! Is it crazy to remake a 20 year old movie?
>Wow! Thanks to this 1000th waifuslop and isekai, east keeping their creativity alive!!!

>>213366869 (OP)
Why is the cap still on the bottle?