/tv/ - Thread 213370351

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 1:33:01 PM No.213370351 >>213370421 >>213370461 >>213370575 >>213370581

>Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 1:38:10 PM No.213370421 >>213370497 >>213370542 >>213370632

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>>213370351 (OP)
why do they all wear those grey rugs?

medieval feudal lords always dressed rather colorfully instead

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 1:40:58 PM No.213370461

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>>213370351 (OP)

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 1:43:39 PM No.213370497

>>213370421
iron islanders are a bunch of inbred retards living on sea rocks and so poor they have to steal other people's shit just to survive, it makes sense that king of the poors (balon) still looks like he makes minimum wage

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 1:47:55 PM No.213370542

>>213370421
Because Gurrm is the embodiment of that image

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 1:50:13 PM No.213370575

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>>213370351 (OP)
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall
>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."
>"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas
>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons
>Davos asks "Your grace?"
>Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 1:50:46 PM No.213370581

>>213370351 (OP)
WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES

Anonymous 8/4/2025, 1:53:39 PM No.213370632

>>213370421
his name is Grey Joy