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>be QT filming Kill Bill
>talk Uma Thurman into doing a dangerous stunt in a barely-functional car on a dirt road
>"you'll be fine trust me"
>she crashes, fucks up her neck and knees permanently
>stunt crew wasn't even on set that day
>years later, QT makes Death Proof
>literally about a stuntman who kills women with his "perfectly safe" car
>convinces a hot blonde to ride with him
>she gets turned into dashboard jelly
>not an accident, it's how he kills
>casts Zoe Bell as the main chick
>never acted before
>QT makes her ride the hood of a speeding car in the climax
>she was also Thurmanβs stunt double in Kill Bill
>basically hires Uma 2.0 to reenact his foot-car fantasies
>talk Uma Thurman into doing a dangerous stunt in a barely-functional car on a dirt road
>"you'll be fine trust me"
>she crashes, fucks up her neck and knees permanently
>stunt crew wasn't even on set that day
>years later, QT makes Death Proof
>literally about a stuntman who kills women with his "perfectly safe" car
>convinces a hot blonde to ride with him
>she gets turned into dashboard jelly
>not an accident, it's how he kills
>casts Zoe Bell as the main chick
>never acted before
>QT makes her ride the hood of a speeding car in the climax
>she was also Thurmanβs stunt double in Kill Bill
>basically hires Uma 2.0 to reenact his foot-car fantasies