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Anonymous No.213374189 >>213374234 >>213374239 >>213374576 >>213374623 >>213374884 >>213375374 >>213375465 >>213375556 >>213375815 >>213376025 >>213376654 >>213378337 >>213378391 >>213378434 >>213379852 >>213379920 >>213380296 >>213381161 >>213381734 >>213382001 >>213382208 >>213383089 >>213384246 >>213384481 >>213387620 >>213388103 >>213388127 >>213388141 >>213388478 >>213391151 >>213391279 >>213391344 >>213391902 >>213394345 >>213396767 >>213397378 >>213398052 >>213399304 >>213399454 >>213400578 >>213400628 >>213401028 >>213403076 >>213403401 >>213406125 >>213406227 >>213406512 >>213407031 >>213407063 >>213407786
You are trapped on a spaceship with JLaw
Anonymous No.213374230 >>213375326 >>213397254
We fuckin
No question lol

Hope she becomes an alcoholic again so we can get more leaks
Anonymous No.213374231 >>213383408
Computer, initiate self-destruct sequence.
Anonymous No.213374234
>>213374189 (OP)
I jump in the cryopod and set it to max
Anonymous No.213374239 >>213379160 >>213382803 >>213385606 >>213388034 >>213398120 >>213402071
>>213374189 (OP)
She's not as good looking as prime Kate Winslet.
Anonymous No.213374576
>>213374189 (OP)
This should be the Species remake
Anonymous No.213374623
>>213374189 (OP)
No, she is trapped there with a rapist
Anonymous No.213374701 >>213383115 >>213391019
I've seen it
Anonymous No.213374744 >>213376690
Anonymous No.213374884
>>213374189 (OP)
Nonstop sex
Anonymous No.213375326
>>213374230
>Hope she becomes an alcoholic again so we can get more leaks
Based bro making sure his homies get a taste
Anonymous No.213375374
>>213374189 (OP)
100 years after the events of my cock and Jennifer Lawrence's butthole trapped on a space ship together, they illuminate the place with blue light and the glow of the walls permanently blinds them
Anonymous No.213375465
>>213374189 (OP)
Nice, she looks soft and very kissable. I bet she's very warm.
Anonymous No.213375556
>>213374189 (OP)
We would the spend the majority of the time with her either sitting on my face, straddled on all 4s with her ass and pussy in my face, or with her squat riding my penis either anally or vaginally. Furthermore she is not allowed to shower more than once every 5 days and when she goes to the bathroom she must let me know in case I want to accompany her. She also must tell me when she needs to fart so that she can fart in my face if I feel like it.
Anonymous No.213375583 >>213378999
BUTTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
Anonymous No.213375815 >>213378999
>>213374189 (OP)
I jump in the butthole and set it to max
Anonymous No.213375948
I don't care what you say /tv/, I still like her
Anonymous No.213376025
>>213374189 (OP)
I'd rather fuck my hand and talk to a page.
Anonymous No.213376496 >>213376718 >>213380764 >>213392449 >>213398017 >>213399352 >>213404055 >>213406252
I am not gay
but somehow pratt looks to be level above lawrance
that they are not looks matching
that she looks like she is after too many plastic surgery while he is in his prime
Anonymous No.213376562
I'd have woken up a few people not just her. Probably 4 or 5 people.
Anonymous No.213376654
>>213374189 (OP)
Rape
Anonymous No.213376690
>>213374744
Anonymous No.213376718 >>213377996
>>213376496
>I am not gay
no defininitely not
Anonymous No.213377996 >>213378306 >>213379160 >>213380764 >>213383207 >>213386373 >>213399549 >>213406252
>>213376718
nope, got like 50GB women celeb folder
while folder for handsome men is 30MB

but there is even a scene in the movie
where morpheus says how he thought pratt was one lucky son of a bitch to get stuck with lawrance...
and its not acknowledge how handsome pratt is
Anonymous No.213378306 >>213378455
>>213377996
Having a folder of handsome men in the first place makes you a little gay, ngl
Anonymous No.213378337 >>213378694
>>213374189 (OP)
I love her so much bros
Anonymous No.213378391 >>213378999
>>213374189 (OP)
>no one has posted the facial pic
/tv/ is dead
Anonymous No.213378434
>>213374189 (OP)
High impact sexual violence
Anonymous No.213378455 >>213378766 >>213378908 >>213381714 >>213383281 >>213400544
>>213378306
I need sometimes handsome men pictures for an argument online
its image board after all, always feels wasted to not post something
and my folder for ducks or to make fun of indians is bigger...

and ngl, to be so insecure about men makes you look kinda gay
Anonymous No.213378694
>>213378337
Same jlaw bro
Anonymous No.213378766 >>213378849
>>213378455
>closeted paki
many such cases
Anonymous No.213378849
>>213378766
nope, estoid europoor
I just dislike indians and I expect anyone who is not an indian to dislike them to
you sound suspicious
Anonymous No.213378908 >>213378976
>>213378455
lmao what a fag
Anonymous No.213378944
and she slaping me with her tits
Anonymous No.213378976
>>213378908
>the only thing that stops my desire to suck cock is the absence of hot men material
if it works for you I guess
Anonymous No.213378977 >>213379160 >>213388012
We need more sci-fi kino set only on a space ship
Anonymous No.213378999 >>213380101 >>213395721 >>213400292
>>213375583
>>213375815
>>213378391
Anonymous No.213379160 >>213399660
>>213374239
her looks and body got her an oscar
you can't top that
>>213377996
that's a normal dude in the gym
can you stop making these kind of threads, chris?
>>213378977
space scifi kinos are too complex to audiences
Anonymous No.213379852
>>213374189 (OP)
Mothers/Passengers era was peak JLaw
Anonymous No.213379920
>>213374189 (OP)
She's got nasty skin.
Anonymous No.213379998 >>213380205
I find American female accents deeply unattractive
Anonymous No.213380101 >>213380280
>>213378999
Anonymous No.213380124
After 35 years of me spilling spaghetti everytime she looks at me, it's finally do it, i say hello to her, then furiously masturbate that night.
Anonymous No.213380205
>>213379998
Iโ€™m sure theyโ€™re crazy about Hindi accents.
Anonymous No.213380280 >>213400067
>>213380101
kek
She-Hulk is actually a pretty good show overall
Anonymous No.213380296 >>213382257
>>213374189 (OP)
Anonymous No.213380764
>>213376496
>>213377996
Pratt is tall and has good facial structure but also his head proportion is a little too big and he's sometimes overweight and he's a worse actor than her.
And his confident/cocky/smoothtalker general personality might be attractive to some women but to others it comes off as fake or domineering or masking something bad
Anonymous No.213381161
>>213374189 (OP)
Tell her about encryption and how to delete files, especially of her private parts
Anonymous No.213381651
Did she eat harveyโ€™s asshole in this universe?
Anonymous No.213381703
I have this AI chat card. Seems kind of restrictive honestly compared to just being anywhere else.
Anonymous No.213381714
>>213378455
>linux user
>has a "handsome men" folder
it's like poetry, it rhymes
Anonymous No.213381734
>>213374189 (OP)
>JLaw
Jewish Law?
Anonymous No.213382001
>>213374189 (OP)
she would get a lot of exercise trying to avoid me raping her every now and then when bored
Anonymous No.213382208 >>213383978 >>213385520 >>213390028 >>213401954
>>213374189 (OP)
Anonymous No.213382257 >>213384589
>>213380296
Needs beating and raping to correct her attitude
Anonymous No.213382723
More like she's trapped with me.
Anonymous No.213382775
Any recent pics of her? She got bogged a few years ago then nothing since then.
Anonymous No.213382803
>>213374239
Anonymous No.213383089 >>213383138
>>213374189 (OP)
>You are trapped on a spaceship with JLaw
I already know what its like to be trpped in a living space with an aging blonde with hormone, rage and mental health issues thanks. No much fun to tell you the truth,
Anonymous No.213383115
>>213374701
and?
Anonymous No.213383138
>>213383089
Yep. You'd be dealing with someone who'd say 'STOP TALKING TO ME" and "WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO ME YOU EVIL PRICK" in the same sentence, and the longer she goes with only you to deal with, the more she'll drive you crazy.
Anonymous No.213383207
>>213377996
>while folder for handsome men is 30MB
Anonymous No.213383281 >>213394337
>>213378455
>Linux/Apple user
>Is a homossexual
Anonymous No.213383408
>>213374231
kek
Anonymous No.213383978
>>213382208
Imagine somebody form the crowd yelling " is that Weinstein's kid?"while she's taking the picture.
Anonymous No.213384246 >>213384546 >>213387159
>>213374189 (OP)
> Be me , trapped on the ship.
> Only person on board
> I see two possible choices
> Live my life in solitude, but I would break into the pantry and eat to my hearts desire. Also, get myself a nice house , and spend my time reading, playing computer games and jerking off.
> Go full Crossed on the sleeping passengers. Wake them up one by one, abuse and create statues from their bones. I would genuinely craft makeshift weapons and hunt them down Purge style.
Anonymous No.213384481
>>213374189 (OP)
no i'm not
Anonymous No.213384546
>>213384246
>Go full Crossed on the sleeping passengers. Wake them up one by one, abuse and create statues from their bones. I would genuinely craft makeshift weapons and hunt them down Purge style.
This should have been the movie. J-Law has to escape a crazed Chris Pratt who's got a cloak out of human skin
Anonymous No.213384589
>>213382257
Correct her attitude for what? You don't want her to be a stay at home wife?
Anonymous No.213384797
The question is not whether or not you make her your sex slave. The question is how many lil sister looking hot pieces of asses you wake up to complete your daddy family's fantasy?

Me? I wake up 2 more. One blond that looks as similar as possible to her and one hot mixed asian one.
Anonymous No.213385520 >>213385587
>>213382208
Imagine the movie except when Chris Pratt's character removes her from the stasis pod he finds out she's pregnant, but removing her early from the stasis pod resulted in the fetus dying prematurely. Chris tells her that her pod opening was an accident, and helps her cope with the loss of her pregnancy. She also actually had a husband she went on the space journey with, and she frequently visits his stasis pod to cry and tell his unconscious body about her and how she lost the fetus, and she thinks about opening the pod but Chris Pratt's character tells her not to because he won't be able to go back into stasis and it's not fair to take away his chance of reaching the paradise world hundreds of years in the future, and then Chris Pratt seduces her and she feels bad about falling in love with him and betraying her husband. Chris eventually has sex with her, maybe right next to the husband's stasis pod. She becomes pregnant with Chris's baby then and some time passes. But she frequently cries about her feelings to Chris and tells him how bad she feels about cheating on her husband because her husband is still alive, so Chris secretly goes to the husband's stasis pod and damages it to kill him. She finds out about it and she fights with him for the next twenty minutes in a horror/thriller Shining-esque chase scene where he reveals he opened her pod on purpose to seduce her. At the end Chris dies and she barely survives, and she goes to check up on her husband's pod to see his dead body but it turns out he actually survived the damaging of the pod and woke up. She decides not to tell him about how she cheated on him and lies to him that the baby she's pregnant with is his. The end.
Anonymous No.213385587
>>213385520
I'm not gonna read all that but I'm guessing it's some fanfic you jerked it to? Am I right? I seriously didn't read it.
Anonymous No.213385606
>>213374239
Why are you gay?
Anonymous No.213386373
>>213377996
>Folder for handsome men
Faggot
Anonymous No.213387159
>>213384246
Or the third option
>Doing exactly what happened in the movie, but raping and killing the woman when she finds out the truth, then keep doing that for every single woman in cryosleep until there are none left
Anonymous No.213387192
I saw you in the fappening
Anonymous No.213387574 >>213387893 >>213395270 >>213401858
Anonymous No.213387620
>>213374189 (OP)
She has the most punchable face I've ever seen
Anonymous No.213387893
>>213387574
Queen of Millennial /tv/
Anonymous No.213388012
>>213378977
What we really need is conventional stories set in space. The sci-fi isn't the plot, it's just what the people do while plot happens. Which basically is what Passengers is, just it's a kinda lame pseudo-apocalyptic romance flick.
Anonymous No.213388034
>>213374239
so?
Anonymous No.213388103
>>213374189 (OP)
is she ayyy lmao?
Anonymous No.213388127
>>213374189 (OP)
I would just ignore her and go about my business. might be friends with her but probably not.
Anonymous No.213388141
>>213374189 (OP)
hide all razors and sharp objects so she couldn't shave
Anonymous No.213388478
>>213374189 (OP)
I secretly reprogram the the pods of every other male passenger to deprive them of oxygen and nutrients until they die.

What happens next?
Anonymous No.213389650 >>213391139
>Computer, direct course straight into the sun
>Now play "Funky Town" on loop
Anonymous No.213390028 >>213390365
>>213382208
wood shoot my flix into her net if u catch my drift
Anonymous No.213390365
>>213390028
I don't catch your drift. Elaborate.
Anonymous No.213391019
>>213374701
InB4
>UMMM ACHTUALLY UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER PHOTOS OF HER DISGUSTING PUSSY AND TITS AND ASSHOLE, THE ONE YOU'RE THINKING OF IS FAKE.
>I WOULD KNOW, I'M AN EXPERT
Anonymous No.213391139
>>213389650
Which son retard they're in space
Anonymous No.213391151
>>213374189 (OP)
Not my first choice. Surely there was a latina or korean qt on board.
Anonymous No.213391279
>>213374189 (OP)
I've never seen another woman whose attractiveness was so reliant on certain hairstyles like hers. In some movies I think she's a at least an 8, and in others she barely reaches a 5 to me.
Anonymous No.213391344
>>213374189 (OP)
Her moles eeck me out.
Anonymous No.213391902 >>213392120
>>213374189 (OP)
One thing I would NOT do is try to see her butthole as I have already seen it.
Anonymous No.213392120
>>213391902
Not really into buttholes, but damn she does have a nice one.
Anonymous No.213392449 >>213392633
>>213376496
>โŽโŽโŽโŽ
who the fuck talks like this?
Anonymous No.213392633
>>213392449
bots or jeets, take your pick
Anonymous No.213393315 >>213393485
She is the peak snowbunny and no you can not argue against it. You know I'm right.
Anonymous No.213393485 >>213394224
>>213393315
>snowbunny
what does this currently mean here on chan?
Anonymous No.213394224
>>213393485
It means a woman who is addicted to meth and are sliding down a slippery slope
Anonymous No.213394337 >>213394482
>>213383281
I was gonna have a bone to pick about the linux part but yeah, if he's using a file manager or a desktop environment at all instead of a tiled window manager then he's one of those fag linux types who like the fact that it's free and hate the fact that someone who said something un-pc twenty years ago in a usenet group still contributes to an open source project that they started 20 years ago and was referencing 20 years ago in said usenet group (and the message was something along the lines of "which one of you retards fucked up this linker")
Anonymous No.213394345
>>213374189 (OP)
My brown heart would be so overcome with joy that id either scare her away or drop dead from a heart attack right then and there.
Anonymous No.213394482 >>213394572
>>213394337
i3/ranger masterrace
Anonymous No.213394572
>>213394482
this fuckin guy gets it
Anonymous No.213395270
>>213387574
Cute
Anonymous No.213395721
>>213378999
Nice trips faggot
Anonymous No.213396696
To make this movie less forgettable than it was, it would have sufficed to switch their roles
Anonymous No.213396767 >>213396816
>>213374189 (OP)
We have a friendly couple that got married last year, where the girl looks A LOT like JLaw. I want to fuck her so hard its unreal. I'm trying to raise the topic of swinging somehow, but my wife is the very jealous type.
Anonymous No.213396816
>>213396767
Good luck champ
Anonymous No.213397254
>>213374230
>Hope she becomes an alcoholic again so we can get more leaks
Yuck. Nobody wants to see that old flabby hag body anymore
Anonymous No.213397378 >>213398772
>>213374189 (OP)
It was a decent flick that could have been a really good one if it had decided what type of film it was. Seriously, it's part high concept sci fi, romcom, action/adventure, drama/thriller. Pick one. The tonal shifts were jarring as fuck. Good eye candy though (not just JLaw, the sets were pretty awesome).
Anonymous No.213398017
>>213376496
yes
JLaw is hot but kinda trashy
Anonymous No.213398052
>>213374189 (OP)
in the right picture she looks like she is running nose first into some glass. boop.
Anonymous No.213398120
>>213374239
Few women are.
Anonymous No.213398772 >>213399409
>>213397378
>hey Jen, stand on the X please, yes, there
>nooo, don't mind the anvil, it's for a gag later
Anonymous No.213399304
>>213374189 (OP)
Imagine not waking up a daughter to raise instead.
Anonymous No.213399352
>>213376496
I get what youโ€™re saying. The film would have a much more interesting angle if Prattโ€™s character was played by an actual average (or below average) man, but JLaw had to make do.
Itโ€™s not the same when itโ€™s two attractive people whoโ€™d have probably felt an attraction anyways, even if they werenโ€™t stuck with each other.
Anonymous No.213399409
>>213398772
>the anvil is a metaphor for my penis which will be gagging you
Anonymous No.213399454
>>213374189 (OP)
This just reminds me of that journalist lady who got chopped to bits after going into a homemade submarine with the designer for a story.

Iโ€™ve seen JLawrenceโ€™s butthole btw
Anonymous No.213399549 >>213399925
>>213377996
a single picture of a guy makes you gay. Itโ€™s like shitting on a wheel of cheese, even the parts of it the shit didnโ€™t touch are contaminated simply by being there. Women can lez out a bit, but a guy canโ€™t be gay a little bit, you are a faggot at that point. You are in denial, sorry you turned out queer.
Anonymous No.213399660
>>213379160
>her looks and body got her an oscar
>you can't top that
Winslet was nominated 7 times and won once.
Anonymous No.213399925
>>213399549
Anonymous No.213400067
>>213380280
Until they decided it was a joke and Ashley Simpson danced it off stage.

What is that dance called? It's not just a jig. Its a jig of shame that can only be described as the Ashley Simpson danced off stage dance.

Anyway that show was so bad I can't think of a worse show ending.
Anonymous No.213400292 >>213400603 >>213400603 >>213401887 >>213402089 >>213402623 >>213403264 >>213403464 >>213404205
>>213378999
Anonymous No.213400544 >>213404096
>>213378455
>I need handsome men to argue online
Somehow that's actually gayer than just being into men
Anonymous No.213400578
>>213374189 (OP)
But I don't want to be
Anonymous No.213400603
>>213400292
>>213400292
How did she shave her butthole without getting cut?
Anonymous No.213400628
>>213374189 (OP)
She is trapped in a spaceship with me
Anonymous No.213401028 >>213401045 >>213401784
>>213374189 (OP)
i watched this movie with my ex, after the movie she went to toilet, when she came back she broke up with me (1 year relationship). This was 1.5years ago. I never heard anything from her ever again.
Anonymous No.213401045 >>213401173
>>213401028
That's... Huh.
Anonymous No.213401173
>>213401045
Yes very weird
Anonymous No.213401738
We NEED to procreate
Anonymous No.213401784 >>213402041
>>213401028
Hmmm
Anonymous No.213401858
>>213387574
JUST LIKE US
Anonymous No.213401887
>>213400292
Nice enjoy your timeout based butthole poster
Anonymous No.213401954
>>213382208
TORTA
Anonymous No.213402041
>>213401784
Yes very peculiar
Anonymous No.213402071
>>213374239
They hated him, for he spoke the obvious
Anonymous No.213402089
>>213400292
Sheโ€™s got a nice cooter
Anonymous No.213402623
>>213400292
that is 100% JLaw
Anonymous No.213403076
>>213374189 (OP)
Post it.
I'm feeling a little feverish.
Anonymous No.213403264
>>213400292
would toss her salad
Anonymous No.213403401
>>213374189 (OP)
I watched that shitty movie. I'm still amazed anyone would blame the male character, as if were tantamount to some kind of violation of her body. Loonies.
Anonymous No.213403464 >>213403566
>>213400292
Is that a ring of shit around her asshole? Disgusting.
Anonymous No.213403566 >>213403989
>>213403464
Her asshole isnโ€™t bleached like the ones in porn.
Anonymous No.213403989
>>213403566
True butthole appreciators don't care for bleached shitholes. We don't mind being reminded what that hole does, in fact that's part of the charm of a lady's shithole, the inevitability of its function, the juxtaposition of exquisite pleasure, beautiful details of the wrinkly ring, vs the nasty poops.
Anonymous No.213404055 >>213404144
>>213376496
jlaw is a trashy country bumpkin looking bitch. i never thought she was attractive and im so glad her career is over
Anonymous No.213404096
>>213400544
its rare but it happens
I dunno I feel like even here on /tv/ we have sometimes kino hair threads
and I understand you wanned to be funny but nothing is gayer than your actual desire to have sex with men
Anonymous No.213404144
>>213404055
Shes literally the oscar fav right now. Her career is nowhere near over.
Anonymous No.213404205
>>213400292
man that is one *nice* pussy. impressive.
Anonymous No.213404241
You guys ever see pregnant women and start to think about how they have had a big load dripping out of their hooha that they begged to have dumped in them by some fella and then they laid there with coom dripping out of their bagingas? Yeah me neither haha.
Anonymous No.213405104
Anonymous No.213406125
>>213374189 (OP)
She hasn't been hot since 2015.
Anonymous No.213406227
>>213374189 (OP)
Oh, look, Harvey Weistein girl from the late 2000's
Anonymous No.213406252
>>213376496
>>213377996
agreed
i'm not a fag but pratt is more handsome in this film than jlaw is pretty
Anonymous No.213406512 >>213406646
>>213374189 (OP)
I think its time I go kidnap a white woman
Anonymous No.213406646 >>213406940
>>213406512
Rookie move. You're supposed to kidnap the nonwhite ones so no one cares that they're missing you dumdum. You can bleach and treat the skin to make their leather look just as good and the meat tastes basically the same if you season it right.
Anonymous No.213406940 >>213407253
>>213406646
good point, i live next to this hispanic chick, ill grab her when she opens the door
Anonymous No.213407031
>>213374189 (OP)
>yeah sorry, for some reason all the womenโ€™s clothes and menโ€™s clothes your size were lost in a fire. All thatโ€™s left are one piece swimsuits. Also, there is no soap or deodorant on board.
Anonymous No.213407063
>>213374189 (OP)
She seems like a huge bitch and I'd probably end up strangling her before fucking her.
Anonymous No.213407253 >>213407591
>>213406940
Don't kidnap women anon. Kidnap men and turn them into women.
Anonymous No.213407591 >>213407642
>>213407253
im good, i got one white one upstairs and the hispanic one right next door
Anonymous No.213407642
>>213407591
Gay.
Anonymous No.213407786
>>213374189 (OP)
the first station: airlock