You are trapped on a spaceship with JLaw

We fuckin
No question lol

Hope she becomes an alcoholic again so we can get more leaks

Computer, initiate self-destruct sequence.

>>213374189 (OP)
I jump in the cryopod and set it to max

>>213374189 (OP)
She's not as good looking as prime Kate Winslet.

>>213374189 (OP)
This should be the Species remake

>>213374189 (OP)
No, she is trapped there with a rapist

I've seen it

>>213374189 (OP)
Nonstop sex

>>213374230
>Hope she becomes an alcoholic again so we can get more leaks
Based bro making sure his homies get a taste

>>213374189 (OP)
100 years after the events of my cock and Jennifer Lawrence's butthole trapped on a space ship together, they illuminate the place with blue light and the glow of the walls permanently blinds them

>>213374189 (OP)
Nice, she looks soft and very kissable. I bet she's very warm.

>>213374189 (OP)
We would the spend the majority of the time with her either sitting on my face, straddled on all 4s with her ass and pussy in my face, or with her squat riding my penis either anally or vaginally. Furthermore she is not allowed to shower more than once every 5 days and when she goes to the bathroom she must let me know in case I want to accompany her. She also must tell me when she needs to fart so that she can fart in my face if I feel like it.

BUTTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

>>213374189 (OP)
I jump in the butthole and set it to max

I don't care what you say /tv/, I still like her

>>213374189 (OP)
I'd rather fuck my hand and talk to a page.

I am not gay
but somehow pratt looks to be level above lawrance
that they are not looks matching
that she looks like she is after too many plastic surgery while he is in his prime

I'd have woken up a few people not just her. Probably 4 or 5 people.

>>213374189 (OP)
Rape

>>213374744

>>213376496
>I am not gay
no defininitely not

>>213376718
nope, got like 50GB women celeb folder
while folder for handsome men is 30MB

but there is even a scene in the movie
where morpheus says how he thought pratt was one lucky son of a bitch to get stuck with lawrance...
and its not acknowledge how handsome pratt is

>>213377996
Having a folder of handsome men in the first place makes you a little gay, ngl

>>213374189 (OP)
I love her so much bros

>>213374189 (OP)
>no one has posted the facial pic
/tv/ is dead

>>213374189 (OP)
High impact sexual violence

>>213378306
I need sometimes handsome men pictures for an argument online
its image board after all, always feels wasted to not post something
and my folder for ducks or to make fun of indians is bigger...

and ngl, to be so insecure about men makes you look kinda gay

>>213378337
Same jlaw bro

>>213378455
>closeted paki
many such cases

>>213378766
nope, estoid europoor
I just dislike indians and I expect anyone who is not an indian to dislike them to
you sound suspicious

>>213378455
lmao what a fag

and she slaping me with her tits

>>213378908
>the only thing that stops my desire to suck cock is the absence of hot men material
if it works for you I guess

We need more sci-fi kino set only on a space ship

>>213375583
>>213375815
>>213378391

>>213374239
her looks and body got her an oscar
you can't top that
>>213377996
that's a normal dude in the gym
can you stop making these kind of threads, chris?
>>213378977
space scifi kinos are too complex to audiences

>>213374189 (OP)
Mothers/Passengers era was peak JLaw

>>213374189 (OP)
She's got nasty skin.

I find American female accents deeply unattractive

>>213378999

After 35 years of me spilling spaghetti everytime she looks at me, it's finally do it, i say hello to her, then furiously masturbate that night.

>>213379998
I’m sure they’re crazy about Hindi accents.

>>213380101
kek
She-Hulk is actually a pretty good show overall

>>213374189 (OP)

>>213376496
>>213377996
Pratt is tall and has good facial structure but also his head proportion is a little too big and he's sometimes overweight and he's a worse actor than her.
And his confident/cocky/smoothtalker general personality might be attractive to some women but to others it comes off as fake or domineering or masking something bad

>>213374189 (OP)
Tell her about encryption and how to delete files, especially of her private parts

Did she eat harvey’s asshole in this universe?

I have this AI chat card. Seems kind of restrictive honestly compared to just being anywhere else.

>>213378455
>linux user
>has a "handsome men" folder
it's like poetry, it rhymes

>>213374189 (OP)
>JLaw
Jewish Law?

>>213374189 (OP)
she would get a lot of exercise trying to avoid me raping her every now and then when bored

>>213374189 (OP)

>>213380296
Needs beating and raping to correct her attitude

More like she's trapped with me.

Any recent pics of her? She got bogged a few years ago then nothing since then.

>>213374239

>>213374189 (OP)
>You are trapped on a spaceship with JLaw
I already know what its like to be trpped in a living space with an aging blonde with hormone, rage and mental health issues thanks. No much fun to tell you the truth,

>>213374701
and?

>>213383089
Yep. You'd be dealing with someone who'd say 'STOP TALKING TO ME" and "WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO ME YOU EVIL PRICK" in the same sentence, and the longer she goes with only you to deal with, the more she'll drive you crazy.

>>213377996
>while folder for handsome men is 30MB

>>213378455
>Linux/Apple user
>Is a homossexual

>>213374231
kek

>>213382208
Imagine somebody form the crowd yelling " is that Weinstein's kid?"while she's taking the picture.

>>213374189 (OP)
> Be me , trapped on the ship.
> Only person on board
> I see two possible choices
> Live my life in solitude, but I would break into the pantry and eat to my hearts desire. Also, get myself a nice house , and spend my time reading, playing computer games and jerking off.
> Go full Crossed on the sleeping passengers. Wake them up one by one, abuse and create statues from their bones. I would genuinely craft makeshift weapons and hunt them down Purge style.

>>213374189 (OP)
no i'm not

>>213384246
>Go full Crossed on the sleeping passengers. Wake them up one by one, abuse and create statues from their bones. I would genuinely craft makeshift weapons and hunt them down Purge style.
This should have been the movie. J-Law has to escape a crazed Chris Pratt who's got a cloak out of human skin

>>213382257
Correct her attitude for what? You don't want her to be a stay at home wife?

The question is not whether or not you make her your sex slave. The question is how many lil sister looking hot pieces of asses you wake up to complete your daddy family's fantasy?

Me? I wake up 2 more. One blond that looks as similar as possible to her and one hot mixed asian one.

>>213382208
Imagine the movie except when Chris Pratt's character removes her from the stasis pod he finds out she's pregnant, but removing her early from the stasis pod resulted in the fetus dying prematurely. Chris tells her that her pod opening was an accident, and helps her cope with the loss of her pregnancy. She also actually had a husband she went on the space journey with, and she frequently visits his stasis pod to cry and tell his unconscious body about her and how she lost the fetus, and she thinks about opening the pod but Chris Pratt's character tells her not to because he won't be able to go back into stasis and it's not fair to take away his chance of reaching the paradise world hundreds of years in the future, and then Chris Pratt seduces her and she feels bad about falling in love with him and betraying her husband. Chris eventually has sex with her, maybe right next to the husband's stasis pod. She becomes pregnant with Chris's baby then and some time passes. But she frequently cries about her feelings to Chris and tells him how bad she feels about cheating on her husband because her husband is still alive, so Chris secretly goes to the husband's stasis pod and damages it to kill him. She finds out about it and she fights with him for the next twenty minutes in a horror/thriller Shining-esque chase scene where he reveals he opened her pod on purpose to seduce her. At the end Chris dies and she barely survives, and she goes to check up on her husband's pod to see his dead body but it turns out he actually survived the damaging of the pod and woke up. She decides not to tell him about how she cheated on him and lies to him that the baby she's pregnant with is his. The end.

>>213385520
I'm not gonna read all that but I'm guessing it's some fanfic you jerked it to? Am I right? I seriously didn't read it.

>>213374239
Why are you gay?

>>213377996
>Folder for handsome men
Faggot

>>213384246
Or the third option
>Doing exactly what happened in the movie, but raping and killing the woman when she finds out the truth, then keep doing that for every single woman in cryosleep until there are none left

I saw you in the fappening

>>213374189 (OP)
She has the most punchable face I've ever seen

>>213387574
Queen of Millennial /tv/

>>213378977
What we really need is conventional stories set in space. The sci-fi isn't the plot, it's just what the people do while plot happens. Which basically is what Passengers is, just it's a kinda lame pseudo-apocalyptic romance flick.

>>213374239
so?

>>213374189 (OP)
is she ayyy lmao?

>>213374189 (OP)
I would just ignore her and go about my business. might be friends with her but probably not.

>>213374189 (OP)
hide all razors and sharp objects so she couldn't shave

>>213374189 (OP)
I secretly reprogram the the pods of every other male passenger to deprive them of oxygen and nutrients until they die.

What happens next?

>Computer, direct course straight into the sun
>Now play "Funky Town" on loop

>>213382208
wood shoot my flix into her net if u catch my drift

>>213390028
I don't catch your drift. Elaborate.

>>213374701
InB4
>UMMM ACHTUALLY UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER PHOTOS OF HER DISGUSTING PUSSY AND TITS AND ASSHOLE, THE ONE YOU'RE THINKING OF IS FAKE.
>I WOULD KNOW, I'M AN EXPERT

>>213389650
Which son retard they're in space

>>213374189 (OP)
Not my first choice. Surely there was a latina or korean qt on board.

>>213374189 (OP)
I've never seen another woman whose attractiveness was so reliant on certain hairstyles like hers. In some movies I think she's a at least an 8, and in others she barely reaches a 5 to me.

>>213374189 (OP)
Her moles eeck me out.

>>213374189 (OP)
One thing I would NOT do is try to see her butthole as I have already seen it.

>>213391902
Not really into buttholes, but damn she does have a nice one.

>>213376496
>⁎⁎⁎⁎
who the fuck talks like this?

>>213392449
bots or jeets, take your pick

She is the peak snowbunny and no you can not argue against it. You know I'm right.

>>213393315
>snowbunny
what does this currently mean here on chan?

>>213393485
It means a woman who is addicted to meth and are sliding down a slippery slope

>>213383281
I was gonna have a bone to pick about the linux part but yeah, if he's using a file manager or a desktop environment at all instead of a tiled window manager then he's one of those fag linux types who like the fact that it's free and hate the fact that someone who said something un-pc twenty years ago in a usenet group still contributes to an open source project that they started 20 years ago and was referencing 20 years ago in said usenet group (and the message was something along the lines of "which one of you retards fucked up this linker")

>>213374189 (OP)
My brown heart would be so overcome with joy that id either scare her away or drop dead from a heart attack right then and there.

>>213394337
i3/ranger masterrace

>>213394482
this fuckin guy gets it

>>213387574
Cute

>>213378999
Nice trips faggot

To make this movie less forgettable than it was, it would have sufficed to switch their roles

>>213374189 (OP)
We have a friendly couple that got married last year, where the girl looks A LOT like JLaw. I want to fuck her so hard its unreal. I'm trying to raise the topic of swinging somehow, but my wife is the very jealous type.

>>213396767
Good luck champ

>>213374230
>Hope she becomes an alcoholic again so we can get more leaks
Yuck. Nobody wants to see that old flabby hag body anymore

>>213374189 (OP)
It was a decent flick that could have been a really good one if it had decided what type of film it was. Seriously, it's part high concept sci fi, romcom, action/adventure, drama/thriller. Pick one. The tonal shifts were jarring as fuck. Good eye candy though (not just JLaw, the sets were pretty awesome).

>>213376496
yes
JLaw is hot but kinda trashy

>>213374189 (OP)
in the right picture she looks like she is running nose first into some glass. boop.

>>213374239
Few women are.

>>213397378
>hey Jen, stand on the X please, yes, there
>nooo, don't mind the anvil, it's for a gag later

>>213374189 (OP)
Imagine not waking up a daughter to raise instead.

>>213376496
I get what you’re saying. The film would have a much more interesting angle if Pratt’s character was played by an actual average (or below average) man, but JLaw had to make do.
It’s not the same when it’s two attractive people who’d have probably felt an attraction anyways, even if they weren’t stuck with each other.

>>213398772
>the anvil is a metaphor for my penis which will be gagging you

>>213374189 (OP)
This just reminds me of that journalist lady who got chopped to bits after going into a homemade submarine with the designer for a story.

I’ve seen JLawrence’s butthole btw

>>213377996
a single picture of a guy makes you gay. It’s like shitting on a wheel of cheese, even the parts of it the shit didn’t touch are contaminated simply by being there. Women can lez out a bit, but a guy can’t be gay a little bit, you are a faggot at that point. You are in denial, sorry you turned out queer.

>>213379160
>her looks and body got her an oscar
>you can't top that
Winslet was nominated 7 times and won once.

>>213399549

>>213380280
Until they decided it was a joke and Ashley Simpson danced it off stage.

What is that dance called? It's not just a jig. Its a jig of shame that can only be described as the Ashley Simpson danced off stage dance.

Anyway that show was so bad I can't think of a worse show ending.

>>213378999

>>213378455
>I need handsome men to argue online
Somehow that's actually gayer than just being into men

>>213374189 (OP)
But I don't want to be

>>213400292
>>213400292
How did she shave her butthole without getting cut?

>>213374189 (OP)
She is trapped in a spaceship with me

>>213374189 (OP)
i watched this movie with my ex, after the movie she went to toilet, when she came back she broke up with me (1 year relationship). This was 1.5years ago. I never heard anything from her ever again.

>>213401028
That's... Huh.

>>213401045
Yes very weird

We NEED to procreate

>>213401028
Hmmm

>>213387574
JUST LIKE US

>>213400292
Nice enjoy your timeout based butthole poster

>>213382208
TORTA

>>213401784
Yes very peculiar

>>213374239
They hated him, for he spoke the obvious

>>213400292
She’s got a nice cooter

>>213400292
that is 100% JLaw

>>213374189 (OP)
Post it.
I'm feeling a little feverish.

>>213400292
would toss her salad

>>213374189 (OP)
I watched that shitty movie. I'm still amazed anyone would blame the male character, as if were tantamount to some kind of violation of her body. Loonies.

>>213400292
Is that a ring of shit around her asshole? Disgusting.

>>213403464
Her asshole isn’t bleached like the ones in porn.

>>213403566
True butthole appreciators don't care for bleached shitholes. We don't mind being reminded what that hole does, in fact that's part of the charm of a lady's shithole, the inevitability of its function, the juxtaposition of exquisite pleasure, beautiful details of the wrinkly ring, vs the nasty poops.

>>213376496
jlaw is a trashy country bumpkin looking bitch. i never thought she was attractive and im so glad her career is over

>>213400544
its rare but it happens
I dunno I feel like even here on /tv/ we have sometimes kino hair threads
and I understand you wanned to be funny but nothing is gayer than your actual desire to have sex with men

>>213404055
Shes literally the oscar fav right now. Her career is nowhere near over.

>>213400292
man that is one *nice* pussy. impressive.

You guys ever see pregnant women and start to think about how they have had a big load dripping out of their hooha that they begged to have dumped in them by some fella and then they laid there with coom dripping out of their bagingas? Yeah me neither haha.

>>213374189 (OP)
She hasn't been hot since 2015.

>>213374189 (OP)
Oh, look, Harvey Weistein girl from the late 2000's

>>213376496
>>213377996
agreed
i'm not a fag but pratt is more handsome in this film than jlaw is pretty

>>213374189 (OP)
I think its time I go kidnap a white woman

>>213406512
Rookie move. You're supposed to kidnap the nonwhite ones so no one cares that they're missing you dumdum. You can bleach and treat the skin to make their leather look just as good and the meat tastes basically the same if you season it right.

>>213406646
good point, i live next to this hispanic chick, ill grab her when she opens the door

>>213374189 (OP)
>yeah sorry, for some reason all the women’s clothes and men’s clothes your size were lost in a fire. All that’s left are one piece swimsuits. Also, there is no soap or deodorant on board.

>>213374189 (OP)
She seems like a huge bitch and I'd probably end up strangling her before fucking her.

>>213406940
Don't kidnap women anon. Kidnap men and turn them into women.

>>213407253
im good, i got one white one upstairs and the hispanic one right next door

>>213407591
Gay.

>>213374189 (OP)
the first station: airlock