Thread 213375648

Finally, King of the Hill is speaking truth to power.

>>213375648 (OP)
Why are millennial women obsessed with non-monogamy?

>>213375703
The media told them it was popular.

>>213375648 (OP)
Is that Connie? What happened to Joseph?

>>213375648 (OP)
OP

>>213375703
gives them the freedom to stay on the chad cock carousel while getting beta bux.

>>213375648 (OP)
Now we know why it's back. it's to shove in this kind of shit.

>>213375895
That is Joseph

>>213375703
tldr more resources and better mate selection
Same reason they support "chimp world". They can pick and be impregnated by the 10/10 man they want while getting the resources of all the 1/10 and 2/10 men that they want to ignore.

>>213375648 (OP)
When did Joseph transition?

>>213375935
KOTH always had themes of cuckolding. Dale raised Redcorn’s son. There was even an episode where Peggy ‘cheated’ on Hank with charcoal (BBC metaphor that aired during Primetime).

>>213375977
>mfw I metaphorically set niggers on fire whenever I grill

>>213375703
Have their cake and eat it too

>>213375957
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>213375904
Funny, now show me the real dialogue

>>213375973
Most guys think about cheating constantly. Non-monogamy is beneficial to both parties.

>>213376082
You may want to sit down for this.

>>213375957
>I couldn't get a cute girl bobby! I didn't wanna be an incel! So I... became the cute girl. I'm cute.. right?
>.....y-yeaahh... sure joseph..
>ugh, dont come on to me, you male pig. Im a lesbian!

Whats the difference between ethical and non-ethical non-monogamy?

>>213376134
When you say something's ethical it gives you a moral permission slip. I'm waiting for Israel to say they're practicing ethical genocide.

>>213375648 (OP)
>Poligamy
>Ethical
lol, lmao.

>>213376097
https://youtu.be/xFGfWrJR5Ck?si=jLEZEaQ_2Iv64pAN

>>213376089
It's not the same.

>>213375648 (OP)
>Ethnic non monogamy?

>>213375977
but bobby also liked charcoal

>>213376204
Guys get to fuck whoever they want, girls get to date whoever they want. There is no downside

>>213376134
Non ethical non monogamy was traditionally just called cheating. Ethical monogamy is where she cheats on you and then makes you talk about the other guy with you.

>>213375703
>>213375915
>>213375973
then why is it always ugly or fat people?

>>213376158
>I'm waiting for Israel to say they're practicing ethical genocide.
Israeli spokespeople like Ben Shapiro are already saying what Israel is doing is ethical because Hamas is a terrorist group.

>>213375703
Because women are hypergamous by nature.

>>213375648 (OP)
connie packing a serious pair these days

>>213376245
She's for the streets, anon.

>>213375648 (OP)
>>213375935
>>213375977
>>213376082
>>213376097
It's portrayed negatively. OP conveniently left out Bobby's reaction.

>>213375703
its not really that popular. its just a buzzword for swinging these days.

>>213376089

t. husband in a 8 year relationship to his wife after his younger female co-worker laughed at his joke last week

>>213376089
No, its detrimental to both. Men can not be sure if they are poring resources into their own child so they produce less. Women are not guaranteed resources and protection while raising a child.
Men think about cheating but rarely have the opportunity. That is why every relationship that is ENM is heavily in favor of the woman.
Imagine for a second:
A woman approaches a man and says, "Hey, I want to bang and then never talk to you again."
A man approaches a woman and says, "Hey I want to bang and then never talk to you again"

That man isn't never going to get laid while his "wife" is getting fucked by every man in the tri-state area.

Just finished the first episode. It was fun. I liked the little moment of Hank at Home Depot at the end. Couple jokes got me to laugh. It didn't happen often but I didn't care for the follow up line "did you get the joke audience" on a few jokes. Like Peggy talking about wearing the burka in Saudi and "its nice not being cat called every 5 minutes like back in Arlen" the joke is already there but having Hank say "oh.. yeah.. uh huh. Guess there was some of that" isn't needed. All in all, I'm happy. So far happier than I thought I'd be based on the trailers.

>>213376134
It's a nice way of saying she is cheating but adds the fun activity of humiliating her husband by making him listen to her talk about it.

can someone just post the scene pls

>>213376228
Ugly fat women can be slampigs, no problem. By acting as slampigs they can get knocked up by a more attractive person than would be possible if she was required to be in a monogamous relationship. It removes the downside by adding a safety net of a simp to pay her bills when she would otherwise become a single mother.

>>213375648 (OP)
>if I call it ethical/altruistic it means anything I do is good

>Bobby has been retconned to be a chad picking up numerous chicks easily
Oh fuck off.

>>213376464
Bobby was always good with women, anon

>>213376228
Even the single most grotesque, slobbed out pig of a woman that you can think of has at least a few beta orbiters at her disposal.

Think about that shit.

gotta be honest not gonna watch i dont need this shit in my life

>>213376518
>Exactly ONE SEAmonkey
>He was a
Fuck off.

>>213376464
He was always an outgoing bombastic personality that could get women. We saw it from multiple angles where we saw him reject girls and get rejected. He was literally raised right and learned how to talk to women

>>213376306
yeah everyone rolls their eyes at Connie

>>213376535
No, you retard, multiple girls, not just Connie. Did you even watch the show?

>>213376573
Or outright tells her to her face she's using it as an excuse to be a whore

>>213376089
Successful men could sleep with a lot of women but no man could be a good father to children scattered all over the place.

>>213376464
Did you not watch the show?

>>213376415
>I'll have these niggers voting democrat for a hundred years
The simp being daddy government.

>>213376629
I think >>213376535 confirms he's never watched it in his life

I get what toby huss is trying to do with dales voice, it's supposed to sound blown out from smoking but that compounded with the fundamental differences in tone with johnny hardwicks voice make it sound like something completely different, it's too high pitched and bright, too much tonality for how blown out its supposed to be.

>>213376089
Absolute majority of men recognize that cheating is bad and don't do it.Whoring is bad for humanity.

>>213377130
He sounds a lot better from episode 8 onward.

>>213376228
I know an attractive girl who did this with like 5 dif guys. It was socially disastrous but it lasted like 3 years

>>213376464
Bobby landed girls several times

>>213377155
>for 3 eps before he dies

>>213377260
Toby Huss isn't dead, anon.

>>213375648 (OP)

When does he gape her?

lol didn't expect the black guy to be voiced by Keith David

>>213377307
Season 15

you lost chud

>>213375703
because their phone told them to

>>213375703
why are men?

>>213376598
>dick
This vulgar shit doesn't belong in KotH.

This episode sounds fun

>>213376573
>Connie turns into a hoity toity stand libshit retard
lmao that's funny
the episode mocking Connie for being a whore is good enough for me

>>213377585
She’s not a “whore.” That’s the whole point of ethical non monogamy.

Why are people seething so much about ENM? If you are a guy you should be happy about it becoming more popular becuse it's easier to fuck without any attachments

>>213377427
we literally created that image, newfag

>>213377609
men want a family

>>213377511
I agree. Sadly, it seems like there's no place for PG cartoons anymore. You're either Rick and Morty or you're for kids, no in-between.

>>213377609
for real. when you're 37 and fuck a 19 year old that throws herself at you because she has daddy issues, you take the win.

>>213377608
This. If a man says he's a woman, that means he's a woman.

>>213377609
It feels icky. I like watching my gf fuck other guys but I don’t want her to have another actual boyfriend.

>>213376089
>to both parties.
Funny you don't include kids and you can only think in individual male and individual female.
You have to either carry that argument further.
Is still beneficial after you have kids?
If yes, how so
If not... what makes it change

>>213377523
Her opinion on the matter is that she thinks Connie is a whore.

>>213377609
Because female non-monogomy leads to 80% of the male population being sexless while the top 20% are drowning in pussy. Only the top men gain anything and the rest are left to eat dirt and be tax slaves.

>>213376306
why would OP post something out of context just to get others angry? Very peculiar behavior!

>>213377608
That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

>>213375648 (OP)
Good for her. This is the natural state humans lived in for thousands of years before Christcucks pushed the monogamy meme.

>>213377609
>it's easier to fuck without any attachments
why are you saying that as if it were difficult now
even if the pool of women wanting to fuck men increases, you aren't getting any of it if you weren't getting it before
What a retarded argument, you are an imbecil
You don't have sex because you are a fucking loser, poor, fat, ugly, or devoid of charisma.
NOT because there's not enough women in the fuck pool.

>>213377882
>give women the ability to fuck any guy they want
>they only fuck a small circle of chads
This is fucking hilarious. Starting to see why trad societies suppressed female sexuality.

>>213376228
Ugly people are more likely to be degenerate since they've been generally mistreated their whole lives so they become outcast in every sense of the word. Attractive people still cheat but they try to keep up appearances with their peers.

>>213377947
projecting a little bit there mate

if this flops, let the thing die already judge. surely you have another idiocracy in you, you're not THAT old

>>213375648 (OP)
I'm guessing they'll make fun of it in a way that is completely toothless so as to not polarize any left leaning viewers.

>>213377994
I'm projecting? Bro you sound like trying to psyop yourself, using a giant mental cope
"I-it's a good because that mean f-fucking will be easier..."
Fucking with no attachment is already incredibly easy, to the point of being phone apps for it
You won't get more sex if all nuns in the world suddenly stop being celibate. The pool of women to fuck has no regard on your ability to have sex.
If there's 100 men in an island and 1 women, the ones fucking, are going to fuck the girl.
If there's suddenly 3 girls, that doesn't increase the number of men fucking.

>Bobby has sex
>Gets dumped for being fattie (fucking while having a shirt on)

I'm kind of conflicted was this realistic take on Bobby as an adult.

>>213377927
Actually Mr Goldstein it was the Romans that pushed monogamy first because it resulted in more children being born which supplied their armies with soldiers to conquer the world and genocide your people in great numbers.

>>213376598
>>213377511
this ruined the new series for me. i want to watch a wholesome cartoon koth doesn't need to explicit like this

>>213375648 (OP)
Seeing this in contrast to Bobby with gout fighting his way to the dance to be with her is a million times worse than seeing shit like Sophie's Choice.

>>213377609
Jesus, leftards really have no clue how the vast majority of normal people think.

>>213378061
how do you make idiocracy again when BLUMPF is around

>>213378226
you make it great, and set up our number 1 god emperor with as many scoops as He Deems Necessary. God Bless America

>>213378225
True, normal men hate having sex with multiple women

>>213377609
The show repeatedly shits on it lol

>>213375703
Jewish brainwashing.

Willow > Connie

>>213378061
He doesn't need to make another one, we're already living it!

I'm on episode 3 and this season made me laugh. Last time I laughed was Season 7 of KoTH.

>>213377609
>>213375648 (OP)

>>213377927
humans are serial monogamists

>>213378470
This makes me fucking sad to see

>>213377927
>This is the natural state humans lived in for thousands of years
so was fucking children

>>213375648 (OP)
are they even dating anymore? I thought Bobby was dating a vegan

>>213378523
He has a one night stand with an activist chick in the show but is disappointed because he thought it was more. Seems Bobby is more of a romantic guy and doesn't really go for all of this kind of stuff.

>>213376089
no we dont

King of the Mid

>>213378523
season ends with her falling for him

>>213377609
>Bro, who cares about stable families and a stable society?!
>Don't you know how easy it is to get laid now?! (only the top 10% chads are the ones doing the fucking, though)

>>213378470
you know its actually a pretty realistic progression for someone who was so normal as connie was back in the late 90s early 2000s to get mindfucked by the zeitgeist to become what she is in picrel

>>213378523
>>213378546
Different characters. He hooks up with one chick. Then briefly dates the weird hippie chick, realizes he still likes his jungle princess and breaks up with hippie.

>>213378499
>>213378618
She had highly repressive and overbearing Asian parents. When she got freedom in college she had a kneejerk reaction in the opposite direction. It is fully anecdotal, but I have seen it happen. Even male friends. Personally my parents were always looking out for me but not insane. When I went to college I drank a bit, smoked a bit, but I was actually focused on my studies. My friends who came from more religious (no I am not /pol/posting) or helicopter style homes went off the deep end and were regularly partying and getting totally smashed. Part of it probably was I had a few beers with my dad when I was 16 and 17. Nothing insane, I didn't get drunk, just watching some Football and he gave me a beer. Felt totally normal so that when I got to college I wasn't eager to rush headlong into trying everything.

>>213376240
>the sex that has the greatest risk of dying during childbirth is hypergamous
listen to yourself

>>213375648 (OP)
connie looks like a baddie thou fr

>>213375648 (OP)
She wouldn’t have stayed in Arlen, she’d be on California getting her back blown out by some VC dork. At least they could say she had to go back after her company stock cratered or some excuse.

>>213378714
Birth control exists for a reason, retard.

>>213378701
Asian women are just culturally whores. Geishas, skin traders, comfort women and massage parlors are their legacy. Thailand and the Philippines are exclusively run on the sex trade. This is what these women are, cum dumpsters. If you don't realize that your going to be disappointed

>>213378701
>My friends who came from more religious (no I am not /pol/posting) or helicopter style homes went off the deep end and were regularly partying and getting totally smashed
And sadly it seems more parents are going to make this mistake again with gen alpha.

There's a balance between being too lenient and too strict, and somehow each generation of parents forgets.

>>213378757
neither bobby or her are in arlen they are in dallas
she doesnt know what to do which is why she double majors and is burning herself out

>>213378701
My ex was Asian and had parents like that too, but she didn't go out and do shit like that. She did marry somebody else though, which I still haven't gotten over.

>>213378743
she reminds me of the mattress girl
>tfw mattress girl was 10 years ago

>>213378802
>And sadly it seems more parents are going to make this mistake again with gen alpha.

gen alpha is full on social media raised corona social distance generation they are already completely fucked beyond repair

>>213378499
This is entirely within Connie's character and 100% something KotH would have talked about in the original run. In fact, there's quite a few episodes that revolve around feminism. There is nothing strange about this scene based on the original series. You're just a faggot who cries about misandry and gets uncomfortable around women.

>>213377609
its actively dishonest about its true intention, Its really not someone saying "im a ridiculously horny degenerate and I want to fuck other people while being with you"
it pre emptively tries to shame the other partner of the whore who says "ethical non monogamy" to disallow them of having negative feelings about it as if theyre are in no position to "pass judgement" despite the fact theyre literally in a relationship and their feelings are the entire point of having relationships

>>213378822
sometimes pressure makes diamonds. Theres a reason why asians arent considered minorities when it comes to statistics about economic wealth or college

Is bobby still in love with her? He deserves better

Does anyone else feel like the reboot became far less grounded than the original?

Something just feels less mundane about it

Reminder that she also goes to UT Dallas, not some ivy league university that she seemed destined to go to.

So she's not only a whore, but academically mediocre. I think there's also commentary that child prodigies never stay that way, puberty and age WILL change you for better or for worse.

>>213378470
>this lazy bob’s burgers-ass keyframing
Really sad that they brought this show back just to have the worst animation in the world. Seriously looks like a college humor flash video from 2010.

>>213378836
>gets “raped” by Chad
>releases video in which she reenacts the event with a random male in order to protests the university’s handling of the incident (yes she made protest porn)
God that girl was weird as hell.

>>213375703
Because Amazon told them it pwns the brown taint area of capitalism

What kind of retard would still go for this kinda chick?
>Btw, I'm going to cheat on you, we still good?

>>213378260
Bro, that's too many scoops

>>213378383
It was the Jap nig wasn't it? That shit was funny

>>213378910
Yeah it is pretty bad

>>213378470
>Bobby's reaction
Based

>>213378911
GIWTWM

>>213378909
affirmative action discriminates against whites AND asians seems believable that she didnt get into ivy league and had to settle for a regular university

>>213378851
>Seeing some sad shit = faggot crying about misandry and being uncomfortable around women
Are you fucking high or some shit anon?

>>213378922
I mean Bobby wants a meaningful relationship with a woman but normal men wouldnt pass up non commital sex with a hot asian girl

>>213378922
I was dating a chick and after a few dates she wanted to get more serious but told me "she doesn't believe in monogamy because love shouldn't be like that" and I told her that I wasn't comfortable in a non-monogamous relationship and broke it off. She texted me later that she'd "reconsider" her stance but I told her that, truthfully, I felt like I could no longer trust her and I didn't want to have a relationship with her.
It was sad cause I liked her and I felt like we had great chemistry. I am not sure why she would even say that to me.

Hank get iPad
Connie find herself by fucking everyone and anything before finding someone to settle for

>>213378909
>academically mediocre
This is kind of sad to see. Only on episode 5 but I don't think there's anything yet with her being intelligent. I guess if she was still that same person we wouldn't get kino like Bobby, Joseph, and Connie doing voices for the people they're watching through a window.

>>213378953
Bobby is consistently the best character. He feels like an actual older version of himself that is still kind of funny/goofy but has become more like Hank in a way that feels believable for someone his age. He has flaws but is also ultimately a good guy.

>Get in my bed Bobby I want to do weird stuff with you...I want to do weird stuff TO you!
Oh Jesus Christ what kind of fucked up fetishes did she pick up at college

>>213378853
you know that that most people decide if they are going the ENM route before they start dating right? It's other thing if a girl wants to suddenly start it in the middle of relationship but most of the ENM people I've encountered are upfront about it

>>213379015
She wants to peg him

All girls go through a hoe phase. It’s completely normal and fine.

>>213378604
>muh society muh stability

Sounds boring. Let it burn. Also, not my problem.

>>213379045
good cuck

>>213375703
jews have to routinely promise the members of the great anti-white-male alliance some goodies to keep them in line, the promise of "sexual liberation" (sex with "chad", endless sexual pleasures without any commitment or responsibility, infinite use of sex as social currency without inflationary effects, etc.) is just one of the many phantasmal rewards dangled in front of women to keep them in line (of course white men are blamed when these rewards inevitably fail to materialize or turn out to be poisoned apples)

>>213378910
It does that thing where single line of dialogue has to be punctuated by some extraneous movement (character's torso sways, arms flail around) as if to say "this is the punchline, this is important!"

Ironically this puppeteer-ed rigged shit is something Judge himself hated.

https://youtu.be/t9_wd31fZa4?si=a4aso5Ajk6O8StYX&t=3279

>>213378970
What about it makes you sad, then? It's not like the scene itself is sad, Bobby is making a "this bitch is fucking stupid" face. We're all laughing at this non-monogamous character. Where's the sadness?

>>213375703
Because they get more from it.

Finished watching it. First episode is terrible but it gets somewhat better. Overall should not have been made.

>>213376089
>>213376220
Guys don't get sex as easily as women do and if you are a guy who can get it from women easily there's no reason to be in a "ethical non monogamous" relationship with one crazy woman.

>>213375648 (OP)
I feel like all the charm from the original has been sucked out and replaced with "MODERN DAY REFERENCES" and even some of those feel outdated

>>213376598
at least the girl boss twitch streamer is honest

>>213377609
>Why are people seething so much about ENM?
It's a pretentious and self absorbed term for swinging. You can't just admit you're a swinger, you have to suck yourself off at how much smarter you are than everyone else by calling it Super Dandy Multiple Partnerism That Saves Puppies. It's fuckin slimy.
>No, I'm not a "swinger", how gauche and passé.
>*sticks nose up in the air*
>I'm an.... EtHiCaL NoN mOnOgAmIsT

>>213378470
>>213378499

>>213378930
Yes and Chane being more American than Laotian.

>>213379069
This doc looks cool, I’ll watch it later.
Thanks

>Connie becomes much more liberal
>She is no longer portrayed as being highly intelligent
>She wasn't able to get into a prestigious university after all.
What did they mean by this?

>>213379214
At least with swinging you usually get to fuck someone else too. ENM is more like straight cuckoldry.

>>213375904
Wait did the gribble genes take over, thats pretty funny.

>>213378984
Let them speed run hpv cervical cancer and AIDS if that's what they want. At least you have the sense to avoid it.

Has Ethical ever been used as a prefix to describe something that wasn't morally wrong?

The only women that are into ENM are the ones with ugly husbands. I’ve never seen it where the guy was a handsome Chad and the woman was cool with him stepping out.

>>213379275
Swinging is usually falsely portrayed, it's the same shit where one partner wants to get into it because they have opportunities and the other is just getting dragged along for the ride because they're too passive to cut and run. It's the same shit but swinging still manages to have the "it's not cuckoldry" reputation somehow, probably because of porn.

Where are these screenshots from? I thought the show is not out yet?

>>213379372
It's literally out

>>213379336
Yup she would be possessive if she actually liked him. They just want new dick while playing pretend relationship. Just break up and be an honest slut at least.

>>213379091
>Where's the sadness?
For me it just feels like character assasination on connies part. I mean she was always kind of a whore and cheated on bobby TWICE but now shes dumb and a whore instead of being the sweet smart nerdy overachiever she was in the origional. Its extra weird when shes next to bobby who the writers made extremely competent and mature

>>213375904
Who's that? Is that GH?

>>213379445
>tfw Bobby is now smarter than Kahn Jr

>>213379461
Yes

Just think that overall it's just the children of the sexual revolution having to give silly new names to things that have always exist.
There have always been swinging couples, parents who constantly cheat on each other and stay together, all that crazy stuff. My grandparents had a jacuzzi and my grandpa had all sorts of affairs. My mom had a rhinoplasty, my dad had a waterbed.
When I found a girlfriend I didn't tell the two other girls I was trying to get with, fortunately the girlfriend had another boyfriend and we just started egging each other on like it was a competition.
I think some people like the security of monogamy, and other people like the comfort of non-monogamy.
Like I like my tiny mexican friend, but how can I not get with a big booty alt white bitch who wants me to choke her with a belt and frankly why would I want that every night. And older women are so great in bed but I don't want to go long term with someone who will be 75 when I'm 60.
And there's something arousing about when your main gf comes home with a big wad of cash and wants sloppy seconds.
Simply put, humans are diverse sexual creatures, but millennials are so academic they need to make getting dped and fucking barflies as a Sociological Concept.

Glad I didn't remember to watch this vulgar trash. Congrats judge you have officially lost your touch like every other animator eventually does. It's pretty accurate though, everyone is an asshole or degenerate these days I'll give him that.

>>213377609
A strong society is composed of strong families, strong families are monogamous.
>but how does the collective wellbeing of society affect you personally?

>>213379336
Any couple who is vocal and transparent about stuff like that is usually fucked up to some degree, there are a lot of couples practising all kinds of ENM (swinging, hotwifing, cucking etc.) but they are very discreet about it. No matter how much of an alpha guy might seem, the moment people find out his wife fucks somebody else he's going to lose most of his friends.

t.guy in the lifestyle

>>213379535
>We're just diverse sexual creatures
Euphemism for diseased liars and fake bitches

>>213379633
Lol you took the bait

>>213379569
The show dunks on Connie multiple times for this btw

>>213379535
Why did you write this in such an annoying way

>>213379157
>"MODERN DAY REFERENCES" and even some of those feel outdated
Yeah all this shit about "slut shaming" or whatever feels very 2018 or so.

>>213377609
>easier to fuck without any attachments
that's not a good thing

>>213375703
Because they’re not having kids. People with kids don’t have time for games like these. KOTH has always been about the traditions of old meeting the horizon of society’s new though so I appreciate the storyline.

>>213375703
Women are good at following social norms, better than men.

>>213375703
Double mating strategy

>Hank saying "cancelled" and "nepo-baby"

Sorry it's pretty shit

>>213379753
It's insane that they only had two pieces of dialogue in the entire season. Absolutely mind-blowing decision.

I miss her so much.....

>>213379778
I get you're being a snarky dismissive retard but the dialogue is not good

>>213379827
It's the kind of reply a lazy ass post like that deserved. The writing is rough in like 2 episodes.

>>213379700
Amazes me how Liberals barely even care about wokeness anymore. All that gender/feminism shit has completely diminished over the last two years. They're not even raging as hard about Drumpf any longer.

>>213379868
Nibba did you write for this show

>>213379827
Getting trigger by 2 lines is as hank would say, soiboy behavior

>>213375703
I don’t see any in the writing credits.

>>213379868
You have shit taste but enjoy your show

>>213379911
I'm not triggered it's just jarringly bad how they try to shoehorn in lingo Hank would never use to try and make this relevant to zoomers

>>213379901
>>213379923
kys zoomer

>>213379659
It's a bit on the nose and the dialogue is cringe edgy. We already had dale getting cucked for years by an native why keep forcing this garbage character development on people.

>>213379947
Fuck it I'll show my normie card, but I've seen plenty of boomers on social medias who unironically talk about being cancelled or cancel culture. The nepo baby thing maybe not as much but I'm sure it happens.

>>213380005
TBF Bobby isn't getting cucked. He's not with her and his own girlfriend.

>>213379993
I’m 40 but I notice your sensitive bitchy posting about this show and suspect you could be a writer or an intern for Koth. Wouldn’t be the first time writers lurked here.

>>213380038
Bro did you even watch the original show? Connie literally already cucked bobby once. Cuck this cuck that shut the KEK up judge

>>213380020
Hanks been living in Saudi Arabia for 8 years but he talks like a broccoli haired faggot now? No one his age would even know what nepo baby means, let alone talk like that to their wife in private company.

>>213377609
It's an unequal distribution so that's not true.

>>213375703
>>213375915
>>213379068

Theres a whole app for it

>>213380063
I did, but you clearly didn't. She cucked Bobby twice in the original show because they were actively boyfriend/girlfriend at the time.
They are not in a relationship in S14 when she is with Chane. In fact, Bobby is in a relationship with someone else. By definition, that is not being cucked.

>>213376535
One of the first episodes has him hooking up with an older blonde girl. Can’t remember which actress but someone famous did the voice.

>>213380057
Judging an entire season based on two lines is retarded faggot shit no matter how you try to frame it. But keep flexing that double digit IQ

>/tv/ obsessed over making fun of cuckoldry
>over 200 replies
>Not discussing the season in general

>>213375648 (OP)
Don't post faggot cunt. Wimp of the Hebrew is jewish shit, if I wanted to see jewish I'd be you.

Utterly fucking degenerate.
Yid of the child rapists. "Hey kids shocks stop "the voices""
You piece of shit. Never fucking post again.

>>213380149
>>213380110
All the dudes have this quiet sad stare. Like you can tell their souls have been crushed.

>>213380138
Until she KEKED him by dancing with those boys.

>>213380100
He's seen on his phone a lot in the show and phones have changed vastly the culture we take in. It's not really that big of a jump even when in a new place. I don't really get the outrage about him saying nepo baby honestly. I'm more distracted by Dale's voice throughout the new series, it sounds like he has a constant throat cold.

>show that you only watched when visiting/visited by family because it's not really offensive to anyone yet still funny
>2025 edition has none of that
clown world

>>213375648 (OP)
Does Gilbert appear at all or get mentioned?

>>213380184
I’m not that anon, I was solely judging your whiny tone and wondering if you were involved at all in the production of this show.

>>213375648 (OP)
i refuse to get someone else's dickrot because of some slut sleeping around

Where is he now?

>>213380100
The way he says nepo baby is exactly how Hank says any kind of new fangled word or thing he learned about. He puts an emphasis on it that basically has air quotes around it.

>>213380275
NTA but you're a faggot

>>213380110
>31
>>213380149
>33
Christ that's rough.

>>213380236
Dale's voice is not good either, but that's harder to control considering the circumstances. The writing just seems tone-deaf and will age horribly.

>>213380214
Why was she dancing with those boys?

>>213376598
What’s with those cat statues I’ve been seeing them everywhere lately.

>>213380289
He's Good Hank now.

>>213380275
Which posts do you think are from me?

>>213380210
>>213380302
its tough out there

Dale's voice sucks
Kahn's voice sucks
The animation looks atrocious at times
The writing can be okay, but the show feels like it was made with jokes that have been told for more than half a decade at this point, extremely dated despite being a new season

>>213380431
If you told me the new season came out in 2016-2018 I'd believe you.

Where can I find a torrent or stream?

>>213377927
Open a book nigger. Probably the most staunchly monogamous ancient peoples were the pre-christian Germans, who's habits were written about at length by Tacitus. If anything, it was Christianity wedded to Germon custom via the Franks that shaped modern European (i.e. western) sensibilities.

>>213375703
They're whores

>>213375935
>referencing = endorsement
no breakfast, morning, etc.

>>213380460
try imadumbzoomertoodumbtopirate.com

>>213379884
The world completely changes every 10 years.

>>213380112
Way to completely miss my point faggot. I don't give a shit about bobby. It's the fact that the show went from a family learning from their mistakes and preconceptions and now it's just about how much each character hate each other

>>213376089
Kind of true. I was an incel for years, but in the last 2 years I started working out and improving myself a lot. I got a gf, and as soon as I did, a much more attractive girl started showing interest in me. I've been going on dates with both and neither one knows about the other.

>>213380515
Not my fault your ESL English is dogshit

>>213380496
Thanks anon.

>>213377927
Why are jews always so fucking obvious? They don’t even try to subtle.

>>213376598
what is this, bob's burgers?

>>213376306
This is the perfect white guy reaction to millennial women's nonsense.

>>213375935
See:>>213378470
The show does not approve of it, lmao.

>>213376134
It includes consent and in modernity, consent is the cornerstone to all ethics.

>>213380592
Ive used this face many times when someone says some retarded shit and I just leave. Its so nice being able to just leave. In a car.. you can go anywhere.

>>213380289
OD'd on fent

my gf wants to get back with her ex who is also a girl and wants us 3 to be together. Should I do it?

>>213380672
Enjoy the threesomes

>>213380302
thats just the selection bias of an app. young people dont need an app to fuck around

>>213380672
No. You'll be dealing with 2 BPD women

>>213380496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JxhTnWrKYs

>>213380566
>you made le typo
I accept your concession, enjoy your cuck bait faggot

>>213378269
Normal men like have sex in general and normal women don't like to share a man they really like.

In a non monogamous society, most men never have sex and most women have to share their husbands.

>>213380672
>should i have to manage two mentally unstable women
If youre young enjoy the fun while looking for a new serious gf

>>213380738
>I can't type in a comprehensible manner so I'll just scream 'I WIN'
You're a faggot lmao

>>213376306
Delete this post.

>>213380672
It's not cucking if it's with a girl. Wouldn't trust your gf to stay faithful though.

>>213380738
>cuck bait
>>213380112

>>213375915
That's mostly what Bobby's new girlfriend says after he tells them about the scene in OP.

>>213379326
No. They have to add in ethical because if they didn't add that word in, it sure wouldn't sound very ethical in the situation. Like how so many dictatorships are "democracies" like North Korea.

>>213380777
Extremely correct post. Aside from a few outliers non monogamy always tends toward harems in which women are forced to compete for resources from a small pool of men. Thaddeus never needs to commit to a single woman he can maintain a circle that competes for his affection. It's really a terrible arrangement for everyone and much worse when children are involved. Court harems are particularly despicable because most children receive nothing in paternal attention or investment and the woman are forced to be particularly cutthroat toward other females in the harem and their children. Traditional polygamy, i.e. multiple wives, is similar but not to the same extreme. There's a reason monogamy has historically been so successful.

>>213376089
>Most guys think about cheating constantly
Projection. I think about autistic bullshit most of the time and don't consider cheating because it's selfish, a bad idea logically, and way too much effort.

>>213380149
>we are interested in couples and women
always clear to gatekeep single men of course.

>>213380672
if it doesnt work out with the ex, she still has you around and there nothing gained or lost
if it does work out with the ex, what does she need you for
why did she even ask in the first place if shes already satisfied with the relationship
the above is a paradox only if she is satisfied, which means that you might need to start searching for a new gf

>>213376158
those shitters would do something like that

>>213381145
yeah he does want his wife fucking a dude if he doesnt get anything in return

>>213375703
they're constantly chasing the feeling of the 40 year old man who fucked them when they were 12
but they don't realize there's no recapturing that magic

>>213379816
i do too. louanne was goofy but loveable

what did the reboot do with Luanne? one liner about why she isnt around or do they just not talk about her?

>>213381301
On episode 7 now and so far she hasn't been mentioned at all. Unless I missed it.

>>213381301
She gets the Troy McClure/Lionel Hutz treatment.

>>213376245
She has a stupid mentality stemming from her broken home. And she cuts her hair, another red flag. I'd avoid her.

>>213380580
because they view subtlety as mild capitulation and they only do it if they rotten life might be threatened.
it's like one rat in a cage vs 100 rats in a barn.

>>213375977
Peggy was going to fuck a famous spic in one episode but so he wasnt into old ladies. Cuck show for cuckservatives

>>213381411
Broken home? Since when?

>>213380110
>>213380149
are they looking for girls (bi bitches complain about the unicorn hunters)
or are they looking for bulls

>>213381434
>"What? I go out on giant limb for you, Kahn Jr.!"
>"If you lose, you no longer my son!"

>>213381434
Her parents divorce if what I read is correct. So you can understand how a single-mother household can warp the view of their child. Connie is legitimately talking about being a whore and is trying to talk power to it. A strong father with a strong connection with God and his wife would never have provided the example for his child to ever adopt that kind of worthless mentality. But when you remove the father the child is mentally, emotionally and spiritually crippled.

>>213380110
Post her ass.
She can't write that and NOT have a picture of her ass.

>>213381498
Tiger parenting isn't the same as a broken home. >>213381508
Yeah if her parents did divorce then I can see it.

>>213379000
have you ever seen how child prodigies end up? it's not uncommon

>>213381551
oh, I'm retarded, broken home just means divorced? quit crying you fucking babies lol

>>213378909
UT Dallas isn't a bad school to end up in. And Ivy Leagues are really competitive. Nor is an ivy league even necessary to be successful That is not a sign of mediocrity at all.

>>213380646
shut up faggot

>>213375648 (OP)
Not surprising. Mike Judge is a known cuck
>king of the hill
>silicon valley
>office space
Everything the man works on has cucking in it. Its clearly his fetish.

>>213381551
They got divorced when Connie was 19, so once Connie was seemingly out of the house and at college is when their marriage fell apart probably because they couldn't hyper focus on Connie anymore. Connie's ENM thing is likely more cope about the fact that Chane would have been sleeping around with others anyways.

>>213380110
being in a picture with a woman on a dating site, with that picture being broadcast to other dudes (in order to get them to fuck) comes off as incredibly gay to me

even if i was someone who wanted to fuck some guys wife, why would you ever think i want to see your faggot husband and his thousand mile flouride stare?

i get it if shes broadcasting it just to women, because women might be into that, but what dude would want to see if the husband is attractive -- except a homo?

>>213381641
>66% acceptance rate

>>213381614
>broken home just means divorced?
Who are you quoting? I didn't say that.
>quit crying you fucking babies lol
You think being pressured to perform well in school makes a broken home, but you're calling anyone else a baby? Did you think violin practice is more traumatic than divorce?

>>213380366
>What’s with those cat statues I’ve been seeing them everywhere lately.
It's a Japanese thing. They're supposed to bring good luck to the owner.

>>213381698
Sounds more like a weird college phase than anything else. Being away from helicopter parents for the first time, and then being surrounded by degenerates in exchange drives most women a little crazy.

>>213381641
>UT Dallas isn't a bad school to end up in.

>>213381551
>Yeah if her parents did divorce then I can see it.
they do in the reboot

>>213381737
>"Yeah if her parents did divorce then I can see it."
>Did you think violin practice is more traumatic than divorce?
i mean look at how she fucking ended up

>>213381301
Raped to death by Lucky, who then sucked on a bullet himself to evade arrest.

>>213380366
They're a classic Japanese symbol of good luck

>>213381784
>the crack lab exploded

>>213381773
Yes, this fictional cartoon character is a great case study.

>>213375648 (OP)
I'm a big fan of Connie having a nice rack in the reboot. She a baddie

>>213380366
>Lately
They've been a popular knick knack/desk toy in the west for a while now

>>213381816
I dunno anon I've known a lot of people whose parents got divorced, if anything it seems like everyone's lives were substantially less broken beyond that point, so maybe get over it

>>213381516
>>213380110

she didnt post it

>>213378470
This is probably going to become a meme template.

>>213378210
>this ruined the new series for me. i want to watch a wholesome cartoon koth doesn't need to explicit like this

>>213381758
>>213381786
I can tell it’s Japanese but I never used to see them.

>>213381882
I’ll take your word for it but I definitely have been seeing them way more lately.

>>213381940
The fuck? This bitch is just fat.

>>213381940
damn i love me a thick bitch that cuts her own hair while off-roading and has skin like a bathroom stall

>>213381920
Are we still talking about Connie or are we talking about you?

>>213382066
lmao

>>213382143
>I've known a lot of people whose parents got divorced
who do you think, nigger

>>213382368
Sorry about your broken family, anon. I'm glad you can find an outlet through KoTH

>>213380110
>>213381940
>tfw think she's kinda cute
bros.......

>>213382652
why don't you let a bullet out of the back of your head

>>213382742
I don't need to hear your planned suicide method

>>213382732
seek help

>>213382805
i can fix her

The people who ENM was created for are not the people really involved in it. It was supposed to be a lesser of two evils arrangement for old boomer/Gen X couples where both people were upper class and affluent. Dad was a business trip away from fucking his secretary and Mom was just as close to fucking her pilates instructor so instead of going behind each others backs, possibly bringing home an STD or having the side pieces try to crater either of your lives everything gets brought above board and out in the open because the alternative is a sloppy divorce that blows up your family, white knuckling monogamy and making each other miserable, or sneaking around clandestinely. It was never supposed to be a “lifestyle”. Millennial purple haired cave trolls saw this or heard about it and somehow thought that THEY were equivalent to these affluent couples (yeah your soi boy husband with a CS degree and Funko Pop collection is absolutely the same as a surgeon with a couple Porsches and a country club membership). And that ENM was some new age way the elites were managing personal relationships where everyone gets to fuck everyone.

>>213381154
>why did she even ask in the first place if shes already satisfied with the relationship
her ex cheated on her with a guy before and they broke up. She now feels bad for her because her ex keeps begging for them to get back together.