Thread 213379317

>get in looser
>we’re going to smoke crack and hit a house

>>213379317 (OP)
qrd?

>>213379317 (OP)
Based methed out mini driver

>>213379325
Ellen DeGenerate sabotaged her car to keep her silent on the Hollywood pedo rings.

>>213379317 (OP)

Her autopsy showed no drugs or alcohol in her system. It was 100% psychotic bitch.

>>213379642
She had information on P. Diddler at the time too. And before you think Diddles is above murder, go look up who killed both 2 Pac and Biggie.

>>213379642
Ellen does live in a Bond villain lair.

>>213379829
Jeffery Epstein killed himself too, right?

>>213379829
That's not how autopsies work. Besides, she wasn't dead until 3 days later. Apparently Ellen pulled some strings.

>>213380036
No wonder the bitch is unhappy

>>213380036
opposite of cozy

>>213380036
That house is huge and I bet it still smells like pussy in every room

>>213380061
He did but he probably had some help. Call it extortion or blackmail or whatever you want but that person who gave him a good reason to kill himself probably also arranged for the stars to align in his prison cell so he had the opportunity to do it.

>>213380273
Human life has no value to me. If you were my cellmate, I'd probably break your neck like Epstein because of some mundane bullshit like you farted or sneezed.

>>213380273
Pretty sure this happens in prison break. cnote gets sent a noose, and as long as he ends it, the corrupt org will continue paying his daughters medical bills or smth.

>>213380036
Utterly soulless.

>>213380036
"life is better than the UK than US!"
>moves to a 99% white wealthy area

>>213380334
Watched that show when it came out but i kinda remember something like that. But yeah, it makes sense. When you're as rich and powerful as Epstein was, your friend are at least just as rich and powerful and when those guys become enemies your life isn't the only one on the line.

>>213380326
Epstein didnt have a cellmate faggot

>>213380326
kek you wont do shit

>>213380036
She gets to scissor with Porsche De Rossi every night tho.

>>213380490
>>213380508
Are your names "Neal and Bob" or is that just what you do? Ohhh!

You're probably right. It's just an empty threat. But are willing to dance with the Devil?

>>213380036
>manages to find an uncomfy cotswolds house

>>213380528
>Porsche De Rossi
Prime Portia was as good as it gets. A lesbian though? I've fucked almost a 100 girls and none of them became lesbos. Ya gotta have that BWC. Accept no substitute.

>>213380696
She awokenened something in me when she was wearing that ‘SLUT’ shirt on Arrested Development.

>>213380036
A home devoid of warmth and not built for a family.

>>213380036
>basically I just want a trailer with a pool for under $20 million dollars
>that can be arranged.

>>213380798
Just like a lesbian pussy. Many such cases.

>>213380768
For me, it was picrel. I like her more because while she's a proud pansexual, she could not resist the urge to procreate.

No matter what these lefties dude, they cannot fight human nature.

>>213379642
This. Ellen killed our pure qt tradwife anne heche who was getting her life together, tryna go to school and sheeit.

>>213379317 (OP)
no ty

>>213379642
How do you sabotage a mini cooper? Fucker goes what, 40mph with a tailwind?

>>213379317 (OP)
>and hit a house
twice

>>213380036
...Was it designed by Denis Villeneuve?

>>213380873
Why does she need to live in an evil lair if she's so fucking innocent? They have lasers and shit on what 200+ acres, 30 security guards, etc.

>>213380036
built in the middle of nowhere with concrete, so a bunker? secret tunnel entrance somewhere nearby

>>213380860
what in the fuck is that

>>213379317 (OP)
A non-suspicious death of a fairly high-profile actor would have more details than we care for in the news from statements by police investigation of the crash scene. Instead we get a puzzling pap video where she was still alive on the stretcher, + rumors that she was driven to a hospital 1hr away when there was one nearby. Then she's just gone, no explanations? Was that car Michael Hasting'ed?

>>213380036
>Shouldn't we hire an architect?
>Nah, don't bother, just have one of my nephews build it in minecraft

>>213379642
Did Ellen just show up dressed like a mechanic and rub some grease on her face and start fucking with the car?

>>213381031
Maybe
im trying to turn this into an Arrested Development thread. What's it to u, assface?

>>213381042
Wasn't the first time a hit like this was ordered and made to look like an accident. Democrats have been killing actors/actresses for decades now. Wake up!

>>213379317 (OP)
>make Hollywood pedo documentary
>car steers into house
>get up while paramedics are trying to haul you off
>"SHE TOTALLY DIED THERE LOL"
>pedo movie cancelled

>>213381179
Her?

>>213380069
>Besides, she wasn't dead until 3 days later
Yeah you clearly see her get up before put being put in the ambulance. They killed her.

>>213381179
Egg was a cute.

>>213380061
So did Mcafee............?

>>213380991
every car with an ECU has a glownigger override for remote control

>>213380860
she went from cute to gross at record speed

>>213381251
Yes, when it comes to my AD'fus, I don't lie. I'd even bang the old lady and she thinks Jeffrey Tambour is toxic. She ain't seen nothing yet. One last fuck from beyond the grave.

>>213381306
You'll get three versions of the same story. Listen to what we say, not what your eyes can see.

>>213381381
She fucked Brad Pitt though. Can you say that?

>>213381345
m8 they're not even pretending they didn't murder mcafee

>>213379317 (OP)
based annie

>>213381173
>Anne, give me another chance! I know we can make it work this time! I’ll even give you a free tuneup!

>>213381002
got a chuckle out of me

>>213381391
Judy Greer

>>213381179
nice doodles you dumb bitch

>>213381173
>hey Anne I’m here to fuck with your car, just for old times sake.

>>213381467
She's getting a lot of play lately on /tv/. That was you?
She just celebrated 2 years being drug & alcohol free. Trust me, this actress got FUCKED. Michael, Job, prolly even ...Steve Holt!!!

If it wasn't for cokeheads I'd never get laid.

>>213381426
maeby did? I mean I would railed her when she was on arrested development if I had the chance, and it was legal, which I don't think it would've been

>>213381649
Yes. And somebody else /tv/ believes is Sean Penn or Keanu Reeves. Shawkat wrote an OP ED about it. She's a star fucker.

And I bet you dollars to doughnuts that Pittu fucked Mae, Alia, and Jane all at the same time.

>>213381003
Hmm yes, why would someone very rich have heavy security in what is soon to be the united states of brazil?
Truly a head scratcher. Satanic rituals are the only explanation.

>>213381525
I don't have a picture saved because it was so disgusting, but one of her final appearances in the public eye was meeting Jennifer Aniston on DREW or something. And holy fuck, you could tell she was 1 tattoo away from slitting her own wrists.

Probably has 30+ tattoos now.

>>213381020
i mean it can't be that middle of nowhere it's the cotswalds

>>213381828
>2 more weeks until we Brazil
Idiot.

>>213381982
You're right, we already there and shit.

>>213381999
The Brazilians got deported so you can piss in one hand and shit on the other and see which fills up first.

>>213380036
why do rich fags like glass houses? i'd be way too paranoid about security.

>>213382070
>The Brazilians got deported
Go outside my dude, they're all still here. I can still smell my neighbor's curry stench through my walls.

>>213382121
Bullet proof windows, my friend. It's a status symbol.

>>213382168
Well you need to move then, I haven’t seen a black person in about a year, and since when do Brazilians into curry?

>>213379317 (OP)
Radcliffe’ in the back.

>>213379317 (OP)
Radcliffe’s in the back.

>>213382270
Yeah well not all of us can get away with cutting off any familial ties and living in the woods.

>>213382585
Based Cliffe.

>>213382595
I'm basically doing that. Probably 5 hours left of internet. Then i'm missing forever.

>>213379317 (OP)
i miss her

>>213380036
These homes that try and "capture and reflect their surroundings" all just look the same. This thing looks like it should be in the middle of the desert not the fucking cotswalds

>>213380036
Why is their taste in everything always as grotesque as their politics? Also lol at that partially built enormous wall in the end, what she is getting kicked out for building.

>>213379317 (OP)
What a bizarre way to die.

>>213379317 (OP)
Didn’t she say her dad had doggystyle sex with her when she was 12. That was pretty hot desu.

>>213380036
>farmhouse roots

>>213380036
Imagine moving somewhere that charming, having an unlimited budget, and choosing to build a post modern monstrosity like that. These fucks are completely deranged.

>>213380036
>concrete floors in a 18 million dollarinos home
Top kek

>>213384003
>cotswalds
This is in the UK? I thought she went over there to live on a commune with Rosie odonnel and conspire against GRUNGLEBLUMPF

>>213380394
>"life is better than the UK than US!"
American Moment™

>>213379355
whoa racist much? that's Heche, not Minnie Driver.

>>213381179
Looks like Dax Sheperd

>>213384498
She fled there to escape Blumpf's racist wall, then immediately fell afoul of the estate council for trying to build an enormous wall around her property.

>Fleeing to the Cotswolds
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/jul/23/ellen-degeneres-trump-simpler-life-cotswolds-money
>In trouble for building an enormous wall around her property
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ellen-degeneres-home-cotswolds-rossi-roman-remains-b2691651.html
>Selling the house to escape the racist estate council
https://www.houseandgarden.co.uk/article/ellen-degeneres-cotswolds-house-for-sale-uk
>Building her new hideous mcmansion (with another enormous wall)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14647765/Ellens-Cotswolds-nightmare-ditch-15m-home.html

>>213384760
This is why bongs hate Americans.

>>213385006
Does it even matter what British hate or love anymore? In a couple months their thoughts and opinions will no longer exist on the internet, their existence will be theoretical at that point.

>>213385223
We're all in this flushing toilet bowl together.

>>213385331
Used to be my dream to visit the UK one day when I had money for vacations. Now I finally have money and it looks like a nightmare.

>>213385006
Yeah I have a few bones to pick with you as well, Nigel.

>>213385529
Yeah, do not come here.

>>213379317 (OP)
I thought she was driving a manual transmission. Then I zoomed in and wondered why the thought ever crossed my mind, of course it's an iphone charger.

>>213380036
God I wish I was rich

>>213385595
Don't worry you're good brother, nobody else is coming except lots and lots Africans, Indians, and Muslims. You're finally safe from white tourists.

She’s got a Smirnoff bottle in her console

>>213385529
I kind of wanted to see the roman ruins in Bath. Stone henge. I'm never going either.

>>213385223
Can’t wait

>>213379317 (OP)

So did the paramedics murder her?

>>213385736
nothing wrong with staying hydrated

>>213385810
Just make sure you do better.

>>213379317 (OP)
We are ruled by pedophile satanists, who flood our nations with low IQ browns, and strip every ounce of freedom just because they can and enjoy watching the plebs suffer. Then we die and can't even escape this prison planet, and get reincarnated once again in this hellish nightmare.

>>213385845
Meanwhile at Cambridge.
>Jason Arday: he learned to talk at 11 and read at 18 – then became Cambridge’s youngest Black professor

>>213385897
Finally some progress. Future is looking bright.

>>213380036
Every other house I've ever seen that was primarily concrete or and or wood paneling gets blasted as some loon prepper bunker or poor trailer trash shit box. But you add a pool a glass wall and you can charge $18 million to rich assholes.

>>213381002
My man
Spot fucking on, good call

>>213385836
They murdered Princess Diana too. Blamed the paps.

>>213386004
Respect

>>213386004
There it is.
Just fucking weird.

>>213385848
become amish, menonite

>>213386108
She was really cute n that Harrison ford movie. Sad it got panned.

>>213386108
She was suffocating due to “smoke inhalation” (read: the super-heated air had scorched her esophagus and lungs and she was no longer able to get oxygen into her bloodstream) and essentially convulsing and/or desperate to breath.

>>213380036
>raw concrete

>>213386004
>when the killer comes back to life for one last scare

>>213380860
Holy shit! Would!

>>213384362
It's like having a castle while everyone else lives in filth. Except Ellen has no taste and built an atrocious piece of shit to live in.

>>213380036
Only poorfags will seethe at this. People in the construction world understand how amazing this work of art is

>>213387130
An awesome mansion will receive praise because people wish they could live there. This pretentious block of emptiness just looks like it would suck your soul out every day.

>>213387219
how do you know?
you have not seen the interior

>>213380036
Brutalism is the architecture of dystopias real or fictional, for what reason would anyone create a damned mansion in that fashion, furthermore the scale of this concrete palace makes it look like the maze sections of myhouse.wad

>>213380061
>theres no way the bilionare who is facing life in prison killed himself
why are schizoids like this?

>>213381391
>I'd even bang the old lady and she thinks Jeffrey Tambour is toxic
Jessica Walter was legitimately fuckable atleast through her part in Big Bang Theory in 2011. And she didn't think Tambor was toxic, but she had a grievance with him and he later apologized and she said she'd still work with him.

>>213385897
>He was diagnosed as autistic at 3 years old[8]
All 3 year olds are goofy,this dude must have been biting clean through bungie cords.
Definitely "hugged" a kid to death.

>>213379317 (OP)
>looser

>>213385331
America has its problems but Britain is just so comically dystopian
>Perpetually cold and overcast
>London = NYC except half the city is inbred and muslim
>every other city looks like Baltimore: decaying brick terraced houses, abandoned factories, neglected infrastructure
>Cameras everywhere
>Signs that say shit like PIMP YOUR DAUGHTER OUT TO MUSLIMS and STOP REPRODUCING on the street
Genuinely what the fuck

>>213379317 (OP)
REMINDER: Anne survived crashing her car into a building at full speed. Doctors killed her

>>213388412
yeah doctors are psychos