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Previously on /trek/
>>213348130
Pam from the office only black and in space
>>213380114 (OP)I recently watched the DS9 pilot and I enjoyed the banter between Bashir and Kira. I hope they keep this dynamic
>WOO LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTURE!>Shut the fuck up, nerd! People are suffering down there.
>>213380114 (OP)Any Jem'hadar/Bashir slashfic? Asking for a friend.
>>213380252not even close although i never saw the office
>>213380114 (OP)This is a Christian trek board
Our Father, who art in heavenโฆ
>>213380360>"I wanna live on s Starship!" motherfuckers when they have to sleep on a cot with 1 inch of padding
>>213380756Neat, they're starting DS9 again. I have the DVD set but I wonder which master they're using.
>>213380756bwos we can do watch-together of ds9 from the beginning...
>Reed alert
>re-creation deck
WTF is it with post-classic trek treating normal 20th-21st century english like it's a lost language?
>>213380889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHG8EfcA5c
>>213380756>>213380877I'm in
The Great /trek/ DS9 Watchthrough
>>213380648explain in detail what exactly she did besides answer the phones?
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this is now a Tuvix thread
>>213381063Well, she's a bridge officer which means she could take command of the ship if a certain set of circumstances occur. If Scotty or Sulu aren't around and Kirk and Spock are on an away mission, Uhura would command the bridge in that scenario.
The secretary of a paper company doesn't make command level decisions for the company if Michael Scott is out to lunch. You're just being weird, anon.
>>213380756meh, that's in the top 3 worst TOS episodes mainly due to having that horrid actress in it. Even when she was young she was still boring and annoying af.
>>213381063Maybe watch Star Trek before posting, tourist.
>>213381063>>213381107also I'm pretty sure Uhura does command the bridge in a S3 episode, forget which one
>>213380756Why do you need six lines of text to set the premise of an ENT episode? Jesus Christ.
>>213381187For some reason they always do that with ENT, they usually spoil the whole episode, it's pretty funny
da perfect autistic broad
>>213381187>>213381208The theory is that with ENT, they're pulling from verbose satellite descriptions instead of TV Guide blurbs. Since ENT first aired around the time satellite services like DISH were becoming mainstream.
>>213381063>>213381107>>213381152Yes there is at least one episode but I think more where she takes temporary command.
She is also frequently going on the away missions, which aside form the security detail are reserved for important senior officers.
>>213381350Makes sense actually but I don't recall those blurbs actually spoiling the episodes.
>>213380540You look like me and sound like me
>>213380756Is this channel on basic cable?
>>213380360They gave the robot his own deluxe suite.
Kek
I guess in a future where they have no money they have to find other ways to motivate you to break your back working.
>>213381620should be for most. its an antenna channel too, and on most satellite.
>>213380939no u projectionist
>>213381814Paramount+ has the entire trek catalog for like $6.99 a month
>>213382055Paramount+ has also ruined the entire trek franchise for like 7.99 years
>>213382632First and only Chakotay fan
>>213380756>it's a Yankee Trader episode AND a Crushit episodeThe rare double-shan't.
What is the rhyme and reason to the lineup for this anyway? Did they just start airing all shows at the same time until the different episode counts knocked them all out of sync?
>>213382055The entire Trek saga from TOS->DS9 plus all the movies AND DVD features is like $400 online. P+ user interface is terrible and they crush the blacks with their bitrate compression.
>>213383302honestly it's not a bad crusher episode, but only because it's not sub rosa
>>213383302yes, they also go through TOS 2-3 times in full each time it goes through ds9
>>213380850Oh, you're talking about reruns. I didn't see the image, and for a second I thought they were rebooting DS9. Horrific. I literally don't think there's anything I would want less.
>>213380252You stole my joke
>>213380756>meh>meh>decent overall but every scene in the wormhole is 11/10 absolute cinema>schlock kino>don't remember lol
>>213381216I'm going through and collecting images of seven for a dataset for reasons, will post little things I notice.
She wore this particular brown outfit that's a different texture than her normal one and has prominent seams for exactly one episode, right after switching from silver to the more common brown suit, then switched back.
It looks pretty good, don't think I've seen it talked about before.
>>213381216>anon, I only designated ten minutes for foreplay and youโre three minutes over. Insertion will now commence How do you etc?
>>213384322This suit is pit kino and also doesn't get talked about, I think she wears it at least one more time
>>213384405*looks at the camera*
What time does DS9 start on that channel? I want to watch it live with /trek/
would be kino if a bunch of people did a full DS9 watchthrough together and discussed every 'sode
maybe too kino
>>213384360Engage in coitus promptly and finish on schedule obviously
>>213384069Well, they were trying to reboot the entire timeline using SNW as a starting point. I'm sure TNG and DS9 reboots were also in talks. Luckily Paramount went bankrupt before that happened.
Riker episodes > Peecard episodes > Reg episodes > Data episodes >>>>>>>>>>> Geordi incel troubles episodes > Worf episodes (that are secretly another character's episodes because Worf can't carry any himself) >>>>>>> Deanna's girly telenovelas >>>>> Crusher middle aged women self insert 'sodes where some guest star finds her desirable >>>> Miles transporter segments supercut >>> literal shit (Alexander) >>> Wesleyslop
>>213382632HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA
>>213384460in 4 hours from now.
>>213384684have you tried using your glimpses anon
>>213384503Reminder that TBOBW is a Riker two parter. Jean-Lucucks can only claim Family, the sloppy seconds.
>>213380756>Distant originI saw the aliens in the Vienna museum of natural history
>>213384107heroes and icons
>>213382055I got p+ but I like my trek semi random.
Pluto is good for that.
>>213384758>no feathers Dropped
>>21338410738.2 in my city
>>213382055SD reruns of random episodes with ad breaks is comfier for rewatches.
>>213380877The /trek/ DS9 Watchtogether has the blessing of the Dubsminion. how auspicious
>>213384822Oh dear lord. Itโs happening just like I predicted
>>213384503what about a fistful of datas, is that an Alexander or Data episode? The big boob chick makes it kino IMO.
>>213384503I love this episode because of the kino Rob Bowman aesthetics as well as the absurd plot. Picard sent Riker to live with the Klingons because he was hoping he'd get killed in action so he didn't have to deal with him anymore. It would be like if your manager sent the assistant manager to work in a bad neighborhood, hoping they wouldn't come back. And IIRC Picard didn't even consult Riker beforehand.
This is an amazing shot for a piece of television that aired during a budget crisis in 1989.
>>213384822based
The Dubsminion will reign for a thousand years!
>>213384921don't care. we can make another one.
>>213380114 (OP)I saw this image and I immediately thought they were doing the Night at the Roxbury SNL skit
>>213380114 (OP)Those raktajino mugs look like they'd be a bitch to clean
>>213384360Anything but impregnation is irrelevant.
>>213385007You can buy one
https://highwave.com/products/hotjo?variant=49517654278440
>>213385007did you crop the one i made? lol. the letterboxes annoy me too
>>213381216>>213384322>>213384405>>213384445Look, I wanna fuck Jeri Ryan as much as the next man, but couldn't they have given her at least a suit that had two pieces so she could just drop the pants when wanting to go to the bathroom?
>>213384953>yfw when the freighter kicks in
>>213385126Do you know all star trek aliens have a bathroom buddy to unzip them?
I wonder who unzipped her...
>>213385126The nanomachines transport the urine into my mouth.
>>213384322Thank you for your work Jenelle!
>>213385126I like to picture them torturing her on set
>Mulgrew: you shouldโve gone before the shot was setup Jerri, youโll just have to hold it >Ryan: *pees herself cybernetically*
>>213380114 (OP)Were meant to believe that nervous wreck beanpole was genetically enhanced.
>>213385494Imagine him before the gene edits. Imagine
>>213384322Huh, I don't think I ever noticed this one before.
What's the episode?
>>213385494If you where selecting genes for high intelligence would you have to look like gigachad? Seems like a waste of resources in the body
>>213385119You just know.
>>213385553In my headcannon his dad cheaped out
I love japanese women but it would be hell being married to one.
>>213385553Bashir is very handsome
I may be remembering incorrectly but isn't it mentioned he was stupid AND ugly before the 'surgery'?
>>213385087I think the first time I ever saw Patrick Stewart was a Comedy Central SNL repeat. Magical things happening in this thread.
>>213380756Wow that is a trainwreck list
>>213385738he was a special ed type kid. just probably had adhd or something by today's standards and was left behind in normal class
>>213385550s04e07, Scientific Method. The one where there's a bunch of aliens experimenting on them and Seven's the only one who can see them.
>>213385739I remember him from such shows as I, Claudius and that really weird version of Dune where he sports a spiffy space mullet
>>213385121Yeah, I used ezgif dot com
>>213385550She did some promo shots in this suit on the DaVinci holodeck set, this is the only decent one.
>>213384943I always get a kick the way Damar says "Well hellooo" at the new Weyoun
>>213386131it's absolutely iconic
>>213385012>the one where everyone just straight up becomes a drug addict
>>213385012This episode was so retarded
Although it's even worse watching now because we've had amazing vr technology for ages now and no one really cares
>>213385735>TNG meme text with DS9 meme image
>>213385738>>213385839What? It's been a while since I watched DS9 Time to rewatch it, then but I thought he was genetically modified before he was born.
>>213386333Probably made by a redditor
>>213386301You do realize it's not the graphics that keep them immersed, right? There's a mind control program in the device.
>>213386071here's a full resolution proper one. that was the first trek webmeme i made. i didnt know how to do them right
>>213385126since I know she's responsible for getting Obama elected I lose my erection everytime she is on screen.
>>213386589nah he has a whole complex and trauma over it. his parents argue they did it because they felt like failures as parents and just wanted the best for him.
>>213384798I feel like I have a primal NEED in my life for TNG like show with the trailerpark boys.
Subject: Answers
Date: 6/8/99 2:56 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: <A HREF="aol://3548:RonDMoore">RonDMoore</A>
Message-id: <19990608145656.09350.00002122@ng-ba1.aol.com>
Hello and welcome to the Delta Quadrant.
<<How is that musical Idea coming?>>
I haven't given up on it yet.
<<Actually, do you think it will be difficult to write on a "Every Week Is a
New Adventure" Show again??>>
Not at all. Doing episodic adventures is actually much easier than trying to
maintain continuity across the season. Writing the final arc of DS9 was a
very difficult and taxing experience and while I'd love to try it again (on
an even larger level, say, a true sci-fi serial) it's a nice change of pace
to get away from it for a while.
<<Okay, Ron, spill it. Did you get a peek at the couple reportedly playing
bounce the watermelon on the 4th floor at the wrap party?>>
This incident, which was widely reported and seems to be true, somehow
escaped my notice at the wrap party.
<<Did you and/or the writing staff consider letting Worf keep [the
Chancellorship] instead of giving it to Martok?>>
No. We always intended to give the Empire to Martok. I didn't think that
the Klingons would accept Worf as their leader after all that's happened.
BTW, there was a nice scene that got cut for time at the end of the show
where Ezri asked Worf what it was like to stand at the pinnacle of the Empire
for a moment and Worf said he remembered wishing his father had been there to
see it.
<<Why didn't Sisko take the Defiant's dedication plaque before leaving? It
seemed he had a few seconds (or did he order one from the Franklin Mint).
Also, does DS9 have one (a dedication plaque)? >>
Sisko does receive the commemorative plates, but not the plaques. DS9 does
not have a plaque since it was dedicated by the Cardassians, who presumably
wouldn't have bothered.
Do you like "Children of Time"?
It's my favorite one-off DS9 episode
>>213380114 (OP)Women back then had a unique look to them. In other words I wanna fuck young "not" Pulaski
>>213386760Whenever they use those cups all I can think about is how hard they'd be to clean.
>>213387847For me itโs not blonde Lwaxana with the cute little photon torpedos pointing every which way. Where are they aimed? It could be anywhere
>>213388051Hot damn, I had no idea she was ever young. She looks like an entirely different person
Do they blur tits in H&I like they do with Comet?
Why didn't they get a regular character to replace Wesley at the helm? Yes, the audience notices that a very important position on the ship is occupied by a random every episode never to be seen again
>>213388180She was Gene Roddenberryโs wife anon. Torpedo tits was simply the style at the time
>>213388202like Ro Laren?
>>213388202I'm glad they didn't. Other positions given to main characters create interesting perspectives and conflict so you can base episodes around the medical doctor arguing with the scientist arguing with the engineer arguing with command. The pilot doesn't have anything to say. The only possible archetype is Starbuck-style maverick which they did with Tom Paris but when they tried to do another pilot in ENT the result was literally the worst main cast member of any show.
>>213387847She looks like Kate Mulgrew here
>>213388202having random ensigns at the helm makes the crew of the ship seem that large, and not just 7 people on board
>>213388051I swear she has a different wig every time you see her. From grey to blonde and then brown in Turnabout Intruder
>>213388202I guess they just didn't bring in new cast members for shows back then. STD is the only show that keeps bringing new people in. TOS had some random new asshole doing Wesley's job every week and no one cared. After they dropped the wunderkind shtick he was just Data's pageboy anyway, he didn't need to be replaced.
>>213388314>I guess they just didn't bring in new cast members for shows back then. Worf in DS9
Seven of Nine in VOY
Ezri in DS9
Also, almost the entire TOS main cast was recurring at some stage including McCoy (recurring in season 1), Scott Uhuru and Sulu (recurring in seasons 1 and 2) and Chekov wasn't main until the films.
>>213388298I think sheโs supposed to be a different character each time or something. They couldโve cast other actresses but, yโknow, getting piped by the producer. Some things never change
>>213388394bad examples since they all come after TNG.
Chekov joined TOS in season 2
>>213388249>She was Gene Roddenberryโs wife anon.You learn something new everyday.
I don't understand torpedo tits personally. I can't imagine the boobies beneath them.
why wasnt he in the movies?
>>213388432Worf is only barely after TNG considering he came from TNG directly into DS9. But if you're talking about the era, just check other shows. Babylon 5, MASH, and the X-Files also had cast changes.
>>213388525cuz he sucked?
>>213388566shut your whore mouth
>>213388615i'm sorry but he can't carry a tune he SUCKS
Which TOS movies are suitable to watch with a 3-year-old in company? I barely remember them now. From what I recall
>TMP wiill be fine coz just boring
>Wrath of Khan will be mostly fine if I skip the bugs going into brains, bit of a wrestle at the end
>Search for Spock fine, bit of a wrestle at the end
>Voyage Home fine
>Final Frontier fine
>Undiscovered Country fine
>>213388202I liked how in First Contact the cast treated Hawk like he was part of the group for a hot minute
>>213388506She is also the voice of the computer if you didn't notice
>>213388657Nigga you can show a 3 year old the texas chainsaw massacre he wont know whats going on.
>>213388657Can a 3 year old even comprehend what they see in a movie?
Put on Robocop for all you want
>>213388657doesn't final frontier have a triple breasted catwoman in a full frontal scene?
>>213388824I used to babysit my nephew and you could put literally anything on until he started being able to comprehend what he was watching at like 6 or 7.
>>213387847>she gets Kirk'dNah. Pulaski is now used goods
What the fuck did Wesley even do anyway? Didn't Data also have the capacity to drive the car from his spot? Maybe that's why they keep giving such an ostensibly important job to random children and ensigns, it's really like a car with two wheels like a driver's ed car where the real driver can take over if you're fucking up. At least in TOS, Chekov was depicted as the guy looking at the map and telling the driver where to go, but as soon as they need something important done, Worf, Data or even Picard take the helm. Yes, this is a Wesley hate post. Fuck him, he's useless.
>>213389133go easy on the kid!
>>213388824>>213388814What are you fuckers on about, he's not a baby, he understands stories and gets frightened by scary things.
How did Guinin not notice all the scientists on board? Shitty setup
Why did Guinan try to use the force on Q that one time? Why did she never use it again to help them out?
>>213389288And Q never explained why he thought Guinan was dangerous, either. That scene was badly written. Let it go.
>>213389288Q was just scared of black people, that's why he hissed at the sight of her.
>>213389223just watch the whale movie
Trying to stay up for the DS9 watchalong.
>>213389455Then he shouldt gave said the n word. That's why The Sisko knocked he ass down
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
Cannot be denied. No I don't care about nutrek
>>213389963Pilot unis were comfy as fuck. I love the built in snood the women's ones have.
10 minutes bros. turn on your H&I
>>213390115I want her to bully me
>>213390189>>213390149do you think Dukat was turned on when he saw Damar are fucked up knowing she did that to him?
>>213389963Pic rel is my opinion on this matter.
>>213390261all fucked up*
>TNG innovates and makes red the command colour
>Every subsequent series just apes TNG and keeps red rather than making the captain wear blue
Picard is a fucking war criminal and should have been executed
oh that was a cool shot of the escape pod leaving
>>213390291How you could rate the GOAT of GOATS lowest is beyond me.
>>213390456Scotty got so bloated towards the end
>>213389833>waiting for DS9But that's the one you're supposed to skip?
Laff every time I see Jake dressed like a pickaninny fishin' off de ol' bridge from a Mark Twain novel.
>>213389963You are wrong, but I don't yave any memes to prove you wrong
>>213390456They were great movies , but I prefer the uniforms to have the specialties color coded. I love categories.
tony hawk heart medicine commercial
is it the same for everyone?
>>213390536Notify me whenever you are on commerical break because I am watching along on a pirate site
Aw, look at you guys... you're cute together. Are you all wearing your feety pajamas too?
>>213390428lol you're funny
>>213390536LOL qunol is shilling hard. There is a new wave of snake oils out there
Chief O'Brien acting like he's never said Trek technobabble before, kek
>>213390533They are. Look at their collars. White for command, Orange for Engineering, Grey for Sciences, Green for Medical, Yellow for Tactical.
that did not sound like Odo
>>213390568sounds like a cozy time.
>>213390683Both Odo and Quark use weird voices in the pilot at times
>>213390682well it was so subtle that I never noticed till now.
I did notice in the late DS9 image, but still ranked them low. Because I prefer more color. A lot of color and categories make me happy in this regard.
>Welcome to BUH JORE
>Hey, didn't I kill your wife?
What did he mean by this?
Is DS9 transcoded or something?
what is considered the sweet spot for ds9. i just started it and liking it alot
Picard not feeling any guilt at all roflmao
>>213390876he really didn't. lil salty bitch with this cup of tea.
>>213390874S3 to S5 is banger after banger
>>213390876He felt guilt, as shown by the shot as Sisko leaves. But he also had to do his job and Picard's a consummate professional at the end of the day.
To be honest, speaking on military protocol, Sisko is the one who was out of line with his attitude.
>>213390897sisko didn't drink any tea
>character references of a politician
what did he mean by this?
>Odo kind of has lips in the pilot
Weird, never noticed that either
>>213390927>>213390876Picard's job was to take this mentally broken low as fuck officer and gently promote him to a useless spot where he could recover and not go insane and mutiny or something. Starfleet is clearly on the brink of destruction if nobody better was around to do that particular job than Picard. Picard manages to not completely fuck it up because Sisko is the better (crazy) man
>>213390986>random head canonThanks for the input
I have never seen a single episode of NCIS
>heart medicine commercial
>cologuard commercial
>rolaids commercial
We really are...the geezers....bros.....
>>213391050It's cable TV in 2025, everything gets these kind of ads except major sports more or less.
TV is fucking dead.
>>213391079im watching over the air. i would hope cable ads are better than these lmao
>>213391050>heart medicine commercialYou mean herbal supplement
>>213391079If you watch sports, all you get is fried chicken ads
>>213391079What happened to the bra commercials? Am I confusing H&I with another channel?
>>213391041Tick tick boom time bomb
>>213391129kek you do get a lot of those actually
>LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES
Why do black men get all the fat white women?
>Bajoran tries to check Ferengi's ear and accidently gives him oomox
Why did we never get that joke?
>>213391227you have not lived until a woman has touched your ears
>Picard talks about how the planet was basically strip mined, that the Cardassians plundered all the resources on the way out
>but every time they show Bajor it's a paradise in the matte paintings
>looks like the garden of eden, everything is green and blue and scenic as fuck
OWWWWW
>>213390931Tea is for gays and Englishmen
>>213391237their pagh is rancid it is known. you dont need to check.
I forgot that Sisko makes Pikmin sounds
>>213391050don't feel bad
ALL TV commercials are "old people products"
because only old people watch regular television anymore
the kids all watch you-tube and podcasts and what-not
the guy in the singlecare.com commercial looks like a young tim curry
>>213390115Double axe handle finisher is kino
>>213391320do zoomers even know what a ham radio is?
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Noooo saar do not redeem the LifeLock saars!
I am Microsoft support saar I can help you pls install TeamViewer program and I am fix your PC
>>213391408I tried to set up a lorawan meshnet once. Ama
I haven't watched commercials in a while thanks to adblock. I kind of miss how cheesy they are.
>car product
>manly blues/rock guitar riff loops while some cholo with a goatee talks about tires
Also it sucks this is only part 1
>Rom hawking at the dabo wheel
bizarre to see
>I was just thinking.
>How much you look like your mom
Gay ass pedo
>>213391471I only used my radio for FM radio when the power is out
Did you think Bashir got chubbed up there
>>213391479You stream off their website or something?
i hate trill so much bros
>>213391586I pay for cable for my mom so I use the cable service's streaming app to watch tv on the PC more or less
Kira seems extra feisty in the pilot.
>>213391593Fucking gould propaganda is what it is!
>>213391646wouldn't you be if you were her?
>>213391666The Federation never hurt anyone! She's a racist xenophobe
Anyone else have the jacuzzi commercial flickering?
i can hear the echoing in this scene lol
>>213391629Nice, I have an indoor antenna that skips if the wrong car passes my house
So the Denoroes Belt is a couple meters from Bajor?
>>213391646Gotta have "strong" women in a drama
>>213391746It's just below the waist
See you guys tomorrow for
THE CONTINUATION
>>213391894Was comfy. Gonna watch VOY and ENT too now because why not.
Why is the left side of the screen blue during the credits?
>>213391911>1911kino
Also I watched this VOY episode just the other day sadly
>>213388202>>213388666It was neat that they had this guy in both First Contact and Insurrection since someone needed to fill in while Worf was at Deep Space 9.
I know basically nothing about CGI, but I've always thought Odo's goo and the slime in Parasite Eve looked like they used the same material. Maybe they both came from the same effects library or they used the same kind of machines to render both scenes or something?
https://youtu.be/fU6msFV9lAc?t=44
This episode of Voyager is cheesy as fuck, but the idea that we have some Earth Rocker dinosaur bros out there in space is kind of sweet.
>>213392035there were just very limited techniques for rendering liquid on a lower budget at that time
Can never finish any episode of Voyager or DS9, they're always boring af.
>>213392162And how is TOS not boring?
>>213390671Hey, at least you're owning it. Guess I can't criticize. Have fun, guys.
tendi
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>>213391050i tried to tell you... but all you did was censor me
>>213392427Is there a Rick and Morty: Another Way Home of this creature yet?
>>213380114 (OP)I'm surprised more people aren't annoyed by Bashir's total retcon later in DS9.
>introduce flirty young doctor that fumbles often>erm actually he was an autistic super computer the whole time, he was just uhhh...pretending the whole time 24/7 C'mon now.
>>213392551DS9 is a drama. Anything can happen
>>213392551it's not that annoying because it's not like Bashir was that great anyway. he's still socially autistic
>>213392551>>213392673also the only thing they ever used his SUPERGENIUS for is tired old Vulcan shit like estimating probability....big whoop
>>213386301Maybe if their was more then like 5 games and it didn't cost a thousand $ people would care more
Morgan & Morgan & Morgan & Morgan
>>213392189instantly can tell these people were up to no good just by how they talked and looked.
>>213393055>women and jewsSo not much will change
>>213393055>>213393069the farther from redstones the better
Did everyone stop watching after ds9
>>213392257There's a dozen or more terribly boring TOS, but the majority have storylines that engage the viewr.
>>213393249>>213392257basically 0% of TOS is boring. S3 has some weird bullshit but it's entertainingly stupid.
>>213393289The episode today was boring. Just an excuse for kirk and spok to quarrel
>>213393289the alternative factor is one of the boringest episodes of all trek
>electric powered pressure hose nozzle
WOW
>>213393758Imagine yelling at the guy that made Family Guy
As the last person awake, I must ask...
why would someone shave the hair on the edge of their hair?
I wish the show order was TOS>ENT>TNG>DS9>VOY
>>213393758A reminder to you all that Seth MacFarlane is more of a Star Trek fan and has more reverence for the franchise than the man whoโs been in charge of it for the better part of a decade.
>>213394180so what that's true of probably any fucking trekkie you could pull off the street. he's not fucking special. I ask again, where did you Seth/Orville glazers come from?
>>213394207We come from the place where weโre so desperate for good leadership of the franchise that weโd honestly rather have the family guy dude at the point.
>>213394207He is a person that has the same dreams we do, but he was able to back it up and succeed. Like a less pathetic version of that black guy on sg-1
We can all make it bros
>>213394619orville ~= lower decks, he may revere trek but his ambitions are so inherently corrupt he cannot envision a better future.
>>213394619>but he was able to back it up and succeedhe didnt make star trek so no, he didn't. he made some failed simulacra of it tainted by his specific brand of faggotry.
>>213394655>>213394697The Orville is not Star Trek. Itโs not. Love it or hate it, itโs a Seth MacFarlane brand comedic take on the franchise. Would I rather have him this point than Kurtzman? Yes. Would I rather give Star Trek to one of you anons at this point? Yes (namely you NTT tripfag even though you hate enterprise) I just want someone who likes to Trek to be in charge. That shouldnโt be a big ask. If Seth MacFarlane was charged with writing a serious Trek set in universe, he would probably come up with something watchable on par with Voyager or Enterpriseโฆlike most of you would.
>>213394793>in charge of writingno, macfarlane would write macfarlane. thats the only style he comes in.
>>213394655>orville ~= lower decksBut it's better. He is trying to recreate a better future, but the present is too grim
>>213394697He made it on a star trek episode and then made a star trek spin off. He made it
Don't pretend like you don't know what that means
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>>213394793We have proof that Family Guy made a star treknspin off and did good. We have no proof tripfag could or wpuld ever be able to do the same
You hate successful people
>>213394908>and did goodnot really, the show was fine but it wasn't a star trek like show. it is lower decks in tone and lower decks in quality.
I think someone who likes Star Trek should be in charge but ideally NOT someone who is a huge "fan" of it. I just want someone who believes in the conceit of it and will follow the fucking rules of how it's supposed to be. I DON'T want a bunch of fanservice circlejerk shit in the actual show
This was supposed to be the summer of Kurros!
>>213394924Why do you keep comparing it to lower decks?
>>213394980because it is a star trek parody like lower decks, they're incredibly similar but macfarlane's is more of a sitcom.
>>213394908I donโt hate successful people. If anything my post was championing the idea of having macfarlane take the show runner role. My point was more that heโs the guy to do it cause heโs a successful Hollywood writer and director who likes trek and no anon here realistically could. The anons here only like trek, but thatโs something we should have in common with the fucking show runner.
>>213395014There is no star fleet so they don't follow the same rules.
LD has people working for starfleet acting like niggers. That breaks rules
>>213395050thats not important, the only people who are taken seriously on orville are cameos from real trek actors.
Doesn't it make sense that there should have been a Star Trek show with Wesley Crusher as Captain?
>>213395023Okay I get that, but he clearly made a spin off not a canon series. I imagine of he was given the rights to make a canon spin off it would have been more in tune with star trek, excludong ds9
>>213395074Okay, you need to explain more for me because I disagree
>>213395097Yeah thatโs kinda what I said up here
>>213394793which an anon or two disagreed with. I think a serious written Seth MacFarlane show ran Star Trek would come out something like voyager or enterprise. Heโd probably put decent writers and producers in the room and serve as more of an advisor/executive producer role as he does with most of his shows these days.
>>213395144Glad we agree and that the only problem is that where I am it is 1:30am/12:30c
>>213394793>supports the tripfag above other anons Opinion discarded
I think that if Seth McFarlane made a Canon Trek series it would have a clear set of parameters that don't interfere with the spirit of the series. Maybe some people on a garbage scow or a freighter
which episode of trek ever showed an actual garbage show?
>>213393333>The episode today was boring.Yes, it's in the top 3 worst TOS episodes.
>>213395291voy had a radioactive-garbage ep
>>213393339>the alternative factorabsolutely yes, that one is tied for #1 worst TOS ever with Spock's Brain. It's like the writers were just fucking with everyone and said "Hey we've made a lot gold with this show so far, how about we see just how bad we can make an episode now?"
>>213395291meant to say scow
and don't say the Enterprise
>>213395233You know if I could recognize you based off your post patterns and liked what you had to say I might call you out, but I like the tripfags hard and set knowledge about Trek and I like how he shuts the the spammer down by talking about Trek. Heโs just someone to came mind because โahemโโฆ everybody else is an anon. Iโm also a fan of the Travis Poster and the guy who was watching enterprise and complaining about it all the time.
>>213395291There were probably scavengers, but I never remember a garbage scow specifically. I just love space based media, so I reference it
>>213395368>the guy who was watching enterprise and complaining about it all the time.it was my pleasure
Okay so how many trek fans are also quest fans?
>>213395503anyone who plays space quest hates space quest.
>>213395235I fucking love freighters. Just thought Iโd throw that out there. I grew up on one you know? A freighter, that is
>>213395544space trucking is the best tho
>>213395523Yes well. I also hate your wife!
>>213395555>and then his quads beat my double dubs>I donโt care, weโre a freighter family not some sort of space truckers! Freighter!
>>213395582>CJ>Vince Vance>Guinan
>>213380756wtf was his problem?
>>213391965Hey its the guy the doctor convinced 7 to falsely accuse of rape. Star Trek really does use the same actors over and over again.
I'm on the final stretch of DS9
>>213396247Go get some sleep