Fat Ugly Bastards edition

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>213382737 (OP)
Where I come from, we call them baldies.

>>213382817
this is worse than when they caused that cougar to kill itself in Cat People

>>213382840
where to you come from?

>>213382886
Why don't you come back into the storeroom and I'll tell you.

How watchable is the Together screener?

>>213382963
It's bad quality desu, has artifacts. But better than a cam.

>>213382737 (OP)
Scream for me

>>213382817
>>213382873
Oh boohoo. I do this to my cat. They like it

>>213382963
it's really good, expected texts and numbers but it's very clean

>>213382840
They always have that beard

>>213383156
Damn, Barb looked good in this.

Would you smooch a Kazakh witch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKn4-i-zk_g

>>213383303
does she have the gross black teeth?

Bleh
Shelby Oaks looks mid

>>213383303
cosplay-ass costume

>>213382737 (OP)
>that damn chicken will go crazy on yo ass and go CAAAAAAARCK

just watched together and as far as film as metaphor goes this was really good.
the body horror was executed really well and it wasn't overdone nor was it for comedic effect, just interspersed an appropriate amount between moments of anxiety inducing scenes
will definitely rewatch when a proper release happens

>>213383303
Does she want me to? Yes anyway

>>213383380
>moments of anxiety inducing scenes
these were still excruciating padding and like The Substance I was reaching for the fast forward button because it was all so predictable.
She still has great tits though.

>>213383501
are you like a 14 year old or something?

>>213382737 (OP)
>Alphonso went on to appear in two movies for director Joel M. Reed: he portrayed a white slave dealer in the notorious splatter sickie "Bloodsucking Freaks" and a camera store proprietor in the cruddy "Night of the Zombies."
There's still so much shit stuck on VHS. I'm sure Vinegar Syndrome will release Night of the Zombies in a deluxe 4K slipbox edition soon enough

>>213383664
This is playing at Sitges in October. Should I check it out?

>>213382840
His coworkers all just laughing as he licks his lips and openly talks about how much he wants to fuck children isn't even the most insane part of this movie

>>213384139
For me, it's the definitely not homoerotic and not way too long baseball scene

>>213384191
>the adult men who all wear short shorts and crop tops losing a baseball game to a bunch of children
>the at most 18 year old camp counselor hitting on the 60+ year old owner
>the owner attempting to kill a kid multiple times
>every character goes from 0 to 100 in terms of anger in reaction to literally anything
>the fucking mom
I love Sleepaway Camp man

>>213383554

>>213384031
it's getting a decent reception, on my short list of films I'm looking forward to anyway.

>>213384349
The aunt is all the explanation you need for what happens in that movie

>>213384527
Given the topic of the film it's funny she has such a masculine look.

>>213384685
I swear the gave her a mild 5 o clock shadow, I could be wrong, but I swear it's there.

>>213382737 (OP)
I love a good fat guy actor - like the Mayor in Toxic Avenger. Was also in Street Trash. Didn't make it to 50 though.

>>213384685
I also think that's the kind of camp that kind of mom would have picked. Like it might take her a while to realise your arm was missing and she'd worry about something to catch the spatter

Howzat

>>213384961
HOLD

>>213384685
I wanted to laugh at yet another low-test brownie calling "manjaw" or something a white woman... but frankly, Desiree Gould has something masculine going, this is undeniable.

>>213385246
>Desiree Gould
>When she was five years old, she took singing and tap-dancing classes, later having vocal training with Harry Garland, Roger Leonard, Herb Greene, developing a mezzo-soprano vocal range
>mezzo-soprano
uhu

>>213385246
Manjaw exist. That bitch that played Captain Marvel has a crazy American female manjaw.

>>213384834
he's also in Class of Nuke' Em High

>>213385383
low testosterone detected

>>213385246
I'll have you know I'm high test and would still raw dog her.

>>213385496
>low test brownie
You dont even have a country anymore, Timmy

I watched all the Naked Gun movies after seeing the new one in the cinema. Solid laughs

Then I watched Toxic Avenger IV: Citizen Toxie and loved it. Now watching the Saf Ifrican Street Trash remake and it's all downhill from here...

>>213385566
I am not a Timmy and anything that will happen doesn't make you less of a bunch of goblin-like half-men.
Any triumph will only be a triumph of uglyness that none will enjoy.

>>213385448
glorious jowls, like a lions mane. bring these characters back.

>>213385637

You're living a lie, Timmah.

>>213385619
>Street Trash remake
It hurts to remember this exists. The director seemed like such a good choice but it's just ass. You should stop the suffering and just watch his other film Fried Barry, is 10x as good.

>>213385695
You have no idea anon, of who I am.
While you keep answering tells me everything I need to know about you half-orcs and goblin-men.

>>213385724

Have seen Fried Barry and thought this guy would be a good fit because of it, but no he fucked it up completely.

It's just background fodder now anyway, which is why i'm here.

Street Trash is the best Troma movie that Troma never made or had the talent to make

>>213385767

Timmeh?

>>213385619
Citizen Toxie is such a gem, truly a movie that could never be made today.

>>213385838

Story of Ricky is one Troma wished they made

>Margot Robbie in Talks to Star in Tim Burton’s "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman" Remake
rip, imagine 50ft tall Sophie Thatcher.

I saw someone say "final girl" and I cringed. Didn't know normies were like this

>>213385905
>Margot Robbie in Talks to Star in Tim Burton’s "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman" Remake
I will now watch this movie.

>>213385854

That and Terror Firmer. I watched that one on Channel 4, back in the glory days before reality TV took over. Troma's Edge TV was on at the time too. Friday nights were always savage

>>213385958
horror is an intensely normie genre

>>213385905
Margot Robbie is a weak choice. Debicki was BORN to play that role.

>>213386001

I thought so too, but if you work in an office and talk about horror movies a lot, women will think you're a creep. Found that out to my detriment.

>>213385905
Imagine 50ft tall Sarah Gadon

>>213385905
imagine sticking your head in her giant butthole

>>213383156
Scream Factory Bava Bluray Boxset came out Friday
>Announce 4K of Bloody Sunday today

content starvation and jewish money grubbery like this is what will kill off boutique physical media

>>213386104
you have to be handsome and then you can invite them to horror movies and they scream and giggle and cuddle up. intensely normie behaviors.

>>213383700
Jamie Gillis the Gonzo Porn God = Kino
He was the guy David Hess played in the pictures in real life

>>213386074
they would cut down on the sfx budget just by filming her normally

>>213386104
just say the words "true crime podcast" in the hallway and the horror-friendly ones will appear like cats when you open a tin of cat food.

>>213386288
this is so fucking accurate. i love me some horror but true crime is extremely distasteful.

>>213385652
when i was a kid i didn't care for Zorro. but i still watched the show for Sgt Garcia. true story haha

>>213386288
>>213386324
>fake horror
>ewww anon your'e a creep
>real horror
>some wine drunk karen reads off the gruesome details of real murder victims(usually also women) who were brutally beaten, raped, murdered, chopped up, and found in 20 pieces

>>213386324
I could never understand women's interest in True Crime. Is it the drama of there being a mystery to think about? Is it some kind of power fantasy wherein they place themselves in the shoes of perpetrator and fantasize having imposing physical will? Or is it because they secretly want to be raped and abused? They're anonymous internet posts tell me it's the last one.

>>213386371
if only you knew. they write erotic letters to serial killers in prison

>>213386324
>Tfw watch horror and true crime
Tbf, you'd be surprised how many I watch just for the insurance assessor, so it's a different kind of weird to the wanting to see the autopsy people

>>213386396
i think it's virtual-gossip, mostly. extremely scandalizing details of personal lives. they're also taking note of details to get away with murders clean. they are thinking about it but they are careful.
>power fantasy
no they dont do that
>want to be raped and abused
definitely

>>213386396
Probably a mix, but women also love gossiping about other people being shitty. Lots of true crime stories play out like "omg did you hear the Boffingtons yelling at each other? I hear she's cheating on him..."

>>213386458
>>power fantasy
>no they dont do that
Some Like It Rare told me it was :/

>>213386458
>>213386508
I definitely think it's the drama trauma shit too mostly. Definitely some fucked up cnc bpdemons that will ruin your life out there still using tumblr too.

>>213386324
Henry is a shitty film.

>>213386620

No!

How about those Bears, Henry?

FUCK THE BEARS!

>>213386620
Such an ugly distasteful crime thriller.

>>213386508
>Boffingtons
kek
is that your neighbor's name

>>213386620
for me it's The House That Jack Built

>>213383779
>that kino Vincent Price narration
>/tv/ still doesn't have sound webms

I can't find much discussion about You're Next (2011) regarding how psychotic the family is. I wonder how abusive the dad and mom was even though they seem like the average rich family. The two brothers behind it all don't care THAT much about their siblings or parents getting murdered. The brothers hate each other. I wonder what kind of shit the dad was into

>>213386620
not /hor/

>>213386700
I think Angst is probably the best of these. It was truly joever for this guy, he simply had to do it.

Turn around /hor/, no peeking at this webm.

>>213366466
>Are there zombies?
No, they are her demon minions. It's a great movie. I mean, it's very low budget and some people would probably say it's bad, but don't listen to them. Plus it's a very 80s movie and LeeAnne Baker is hot.

>>213386775
I too think that this probably captures a psychosexual killer as graphically and closely as possible to reality with just enough artistry to it to be greatly separated from something like Mordum. I really enjoy this movie.

>>213386811

I like how she ended up in a suitcase at the side of the road.

>>213386889

Nekromantik did it better

Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Return of the Living Dead
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
>Hereditary
>Return of the Living Dead
> Sinners
>Henry

>>213387168
i thought about nekromantik too but i dont remember if there's even any killing in it. i caught on joe bob once and never saw it again, or the sequel.

I just discovered this general and these are my favorite movies
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Return of the Living Dead
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
>Hereditary
>Return of the Living Dead
> Sinners
>Henry
I can't wait to talk about them with you guys

>>213386811
Why do you have this webm, loser

>>213382737 (OP)
So, Tor Johnson thread?

>>213386811
Look at these two cucks lel I bet she doesn’t make Tyrone turn around

>>213387268
Lmao based

>>213387231
>>213387268
Reddit mainstream npc normgroid ahh list

>>213387268
Great taste Anon

>>213387231

Suck my cock you fascist

>>213387339
Either this is a horror girlie, or this guy hasn't watched enough weird shit to creep out the girls at work by talking about it. lol Not a horrible spot to be in.

Someone post the video nasties list if we're posting banned lists

>>213387268
What a faggot list. It reeks of soi.

which should i watch next
The Hunt
Becky
Seance
Ready or Not
Fresh

>>213387474
Ready or Not

>>213387537
here i crumb

>>213387474

The Hunt, Becky and Ready Or Not are all rock solid B-movies. Fresh is more of a stretch, but still not bad. Seance can get fucked altogether

what's the best jack the ripper movie

>>213386396
Bad boys vs nerdy boys.

>>213387268

>>213387555
kk thanks. why are you not a fan of Seance?

>tfw your lifespan is far too short for everything you want to watch

>>213387705
>t. endless list of blacked horror

>>213387268

>>213387474
Fresh. 'luv nepo qveen Daisy Edgar-Jones. And Sebastian Stan is always kino.

>>213387705
Not if you watch them on x2. Of course switch to normal speed when there are boobs.

>>213387931
Super cute.

>>213388002
Its make up

Goo goo GA GA

>>213387931
I never read Jane Austin cause I heard from the powers that be you turn gay if you read it. I'll watch Fresh though.

>>213383501
Her tits still look good, yes

>>213384031
Yes. Report afterwards pls

>>213388027
You're brown

>>213386122
Beloved and acclaimed Canadian actress SG

>>213388027
why don't you just come out as a proud gay man already.

>>213386122
And me same proportion but 1/4 of my current size shoved between her armpit

>>213386719
Reading too much into it "Media literacy" is a waste of time

>>213388027
So?

>>213388459

>>213387268
This

>>213388479
You a homo nigga. Lol. You gay!

>>213388479
right is hotter?

>>213385905
>Cool cover
>Boring movie

>57 Days until October

>>213388772
*waits*

>>213388772

>>213388772
kek

>>213388479
looks like an average white girl to me

YTs coping hard itt

>>213389151

>>213389187
her on the other hand, peak uggo

>>213389206

She is literally too beautiful. None of us are worthy

>>213387268

>>213389187
pissman saw this film 4 or 5 times in theater because the idea of a straight white society was so terrifying to him. forever changed, he resolved himself to spam the first horror he saw online with the sexual perversions that tormented him.

All mogged by superior Canadian beauty

>>213389387
what is unc talking about

>>213389393
I prefer this one

>>213389507

>>213389393
> Raised fatherless, Cea Sunrise Person navigates a complicated relationship with her pot-smoking coal burning single mother while seeking some semblance of normalcy.

Didn’t care for Tucker and Dale it’s kind of the same joke over and over. Maybe I should stop bothering with horror comedies

>>213389602
Sounds about white

>>213389633
personally i loved all of it EXCEPT alan tudyk who just isn't funny or talented. fat guy is charismatic as fuck (and on today's theme), the timing on the comedy direction is great, the gore on the comedy is great. it's literally just alan tudyk bringing down every scene he's in.

>>213389507
Nah.

(PS did you know the director of Ginger Snaps, John Fawcett, also directed Orphan Black Echoes, starring Amanda Fix?)

>>213389689
wow, he's a fucking hack. i can only assume ginger snaps was ghost directed or he got strung out on toronto heroin or something in the mean time.

>>213389713
Orphan Black Echoes is top tier Canadian kino

>>213389633
I haven't seen Tucker and Dale, but I think there are comedy horrors (a comedy in a horror setting) and horror comedies (horror that is funny). The first genre is more hit and miss.

>>213389767

>>213389772
That is why Army of the Dead is bad

>>213389792

>>213389843

I saw Rabid (1977), it was pretty good. Any movie that happens during an outbreak?

>>213390077
Watch this now

>>213390077
Impulse is very underrated.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087464/

The Crazies original and remake.

The Sadness is brutal.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13872248/

>>213390077
The Crazies. The original is more about the military response while the remake is more about the civilian response. Both are good.

>>213384349
Also, his shirt says
>bodybuiding
Felissa Rose said he made the shirt himself for the movie

>>213390077
REC
The Bay

>>213389960

>>213390077
>Rabid
I need to watch this again

Anything to watch in 4:3 other than Dawn of the Living Dead, Psycho, Blair Witch Project and Birds?

https://youtu.be/elBKBkA57HA?si=k19MEU8AQ867vRgS

Whats the movie, anon

>>213390230
It's good?
>>213390359
>>213390383
I'll watch the Impulse. I already saw the other ones
>>213390499
>The Bay
Oh I didn't saw that one

Any movies that give the same comfy feel like pic? God I love how simple the plot and execution are, and the setting is just such a cozy atmosphere for a hor movie

>>213382737 (OP)

>Dawn of the Living Dead

>>213390830
Its good
I can see it influencing the Substance

>>213390864
The Funhouse
Phantasm

>>213390886
You excited for the sequel?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt22801786/

>>213388108
source?

>>213391046
13 ghosts

>>213390889
I had a brainfart reading a post earlier in the thread while writing my own post.
You know what I meant.

>>213390998
i am incredibly happy charles band is still in the director seat even if most of the films are going to be awful.

>>213390889
this is probably an italian film

>>213391046
>>213391056
the 13 ghosts DVD? special features on the ghosts are so much better than the movie it is unreal. even if you skip the movie watch those.

>>213390864
Humanoids from the Deep

>>213391130
for me it's The Jackal, and the Juggernaut

>>213391160
i like the little kid, his outfit tells a classic story

Is the original good?

>>213391313
NOPE but watch it anyway. it's a william castle kino.

>>213391313
eh. the parts where the ghosts come up is fun at least.

>>213391313
>>213391334
it's so fucking stupid it has to be seen once

>>213391334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYZQQ4eRd5M

the man himself can convince you

>>213391313
I like it, but it's the complete opposite end of the spectrum. Original is corny as hell, remake is edgy as hell.

>>213391393
Ok, I'm sold. This is getting on the October watchlist.

Anyone seen my Terrifier Yeezys around here somewhere

>>213389633
Watch The Blackening. Thank me later.

>>213391813
The sequel is titled White Flight

>>213391841
The 3rd film is called Blacked

>>213391813
They talked about this in the Eli Roth horror documentary and the clips they played made it look like blacksploitation, so I was kind of curious about it, but assumed it was just going to be awakened horror. Give me a review, anon.

>>213392043
Eat crow, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

>>213384961
Still would desu.

>>213392043

>>213392325
Grim. Blacked cucks on suicide watch

>>213391813
It’s actually pretty decent
>>213392073
It’s definitely blaxploitation adjacent at least. Since it’s very much intentionally “what would black people do in this situation” as a basis for what would otherwise be a very generic plot and setting. But also definitely better made than like a BET movie

>this will sell our movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVNoH4awygU

>>213392325
Ice Cube doing a Jordan Peele cosplay is the funniest thing to happen in a while

>Clown in a cornfield
I was liking this movie until the twist and the gay kiss

>>213392809
... ?

>>213392809
pretty much.

Anyone going to go see Jimmy & Stiggs this month?

>>213393056
Yup. Shoutout to the one local guy in my shithole town who has access to the old theater and puts in the work so I won't have to drive 2 hours to see it.

>>213392809
This movie finally did the zoomies can't drive a manual transmission car and zoomies don't know what a rotary dial phone is bit. Almost respected it until it throws the "They're gay" shit in there. Also, apparently this was a near spot on adaptation of the book and there's supposed to be sequels. About what?

>>213393173
In the sequel the girl goes to college and the killer returns like every other horror movie sequel

>>213393238
i never really considered it before but these horror protagonists are really retarded. can they actually get into colleges for these sequels? does surviving a slasher or whatever earn you a scholarship?

>>213393269
DEI

Shelby Oaks looks terrible no wonder he didn't find a distributor for almost 2 years, lol.

>>213393269
standards have plummeted, professors expect zoomers are going to be borderline retarded now.
it's funny that in older films the protag is always going into film or journalism or photography or some creative field. back when that actually made sense.

ready or not was so damn stupid. thought we'd get more the main character fights back kino.

>>213393619
Well most films do, reviews make it sound like it's just another modern horror so at least he didn't make some The Room type shit.

Based male gaze movie. Tummies and legs for days

>>213393693
>Evil wears many faces

>>213393658
Sure won't be as bad as that but it looks like a 2.7/5 on letterboxd unless these nerds are gonna give it good reviews just because le stuckmannized xd

>>213387240
He kills two or three people near the end, not counting the accidental deaths that occur earlier.

>>213392751
>Franco says it's not a slow burn horror
They already sold it

>>213393750
So does a girl/actress. Different make up every day.

>decide to watch non-horror movie for a change
>halfway through, the power goes out with a big bang, followed by several more explosions and pops
Fine, fine. I'll just read Poe by candlelight until it comes back on.

>>213394780
That's a good thing obviously, who doesn't love dolled up girls. Well, apart from gay men. You're not.. oh.. oh nonononono... AHAHAHHA

>>213394873
>a big bang, followed by several more explosions and pops
damn that must be a big raven.

>>213394897
The layer of paint is gross.

>>213382737 (OP)
bros...
>Alphonso Louis DeNoble was born in Paterson, New Jersey, on December 20, 1946.
> Alphonso would supplement his income by dressing up as a priest and hanging around cemeteries, hoping to elicit donations from elderly widows.
>Little is known of the actor’s personal life. New Jersey marriage records show that DeNoble married a woman named I.H. Chang in December 1972.
>"He would never eat on the set, and then [cameraman] Ron Dorfman said he would sneak to his car and would stuff [himself] with food.”
>DeNoble killed himself in shame after getting stuck in a New Jersey turnstile and having to be rescued.
Pouring one out for Alphonso.

>>213383359
>>213393619
Yeah, Shelby Oaks feels like a parody of modern horror films but played straight without any humor.

Which is surprising because Flanagan and many other horror filmmakers have been giving him notes since the script stage.

>>213393658
He only got distribution because Mike Flanagan went to bat for him for some reason.

>>213394941
We're all Alhponso

>>213394941
Him and Paula Shepherd were both people the director just saw around town and thought looked interesting and like something to put in a movie. You don't get that kind of spontaneous, oddball casting anymore. They didn't even desire to be actors, they just stumbled into it as a gig.

>>213394941
Damn, that's sad.

This was such an obvious ripoff of Fright Night, but enjoyable nonetheless. Even if just for Nina Dobrev.

>>213392325
No adaptation of War of the Worlds is ever going to be as good as the musical and people should really just stop trying.

>>213395457

>My life will be Forever Autumn...

Hits so hard

>>213394873
>power came back
Now an offering of flesh, that I may be spared another outage

>>213395328
>Paula Shepherd
She was great in it too. I would actually be happy with an alternate version of that film where she is the killer and there's no twist.

>>213396058
Not hor, but anyone who liked her in Alice, Sweet Alice should watch Liquid Sky where she plays a dominant lesbian alpha hipster chick. She's so likeable, I wish she had done more movies. She could have been a real cult icon.

>>213394873
>decide to watch non-horror movie for a change
That'll teach you

>>213395457
A musical sounds lame but apparently it has Phil Lynott on it so that's a good sign.

I am no longer scared of killing spiders with my bare hands

>>213396811
Give us the story, Anon

>>213386877
Oh, thanks for responding. All of that sounds right up my alley, and she is a cute.

>>213396811
what about humans

Screamboat was unsurprisingly not good. They should have just gone with a human sized mouse.