Thread 213383586

HOH: Mickey
Noms: Jimmy, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu

Powers:
- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213379523

Votes to evict Jimmy:
>will
>keanu
>kelley/Riley
>zach
>kat
>vince
>morgan
Lauren will also vote Jimmy because she is incapable of independent thought, so that's 8 votes out of 11. He's finito. Maybe Ava throws him a pity vote, maybe not.

Rachel is next - Vince/Zach

to any hags in these threads i hope you're smiling and that every day is as beautiful as you are!

King Keanu running the house & dabbin on these niggers

I'd eat big mak's poop

>>213383586 (OP)
Vinny's girl is THICCCC

>>213383672
Thanks!

Ashley and Will have noticed that Mickey didn't consult them at all over her decision

>>213383682
This thicc bitch can out bench morgan & her show muscles that's for damn sure

>"Jimmy definitely not going for us"
>put will on block

>>213383726
She definitely pegs vinnie

>>213383707
ashley was talking to mickey about it in detail... she was trying to convince her to put up vince instead

>>213383726
LMAO SHE'S A TANK

>>213383726
She’d kick Rachel’s ass

>>213383741
>slampig turns you into the slamweasel

>>213383726
imagine the backshots

>>213383726
>vince also has a slamping latina gf
ok I hate him more now

I love when the people on the bottom talk about making big moves

>>213383726
why is it always like this

>>213383726
based vinny

>>213383799
>Latina
Where exactly did you get that?

things were so simple last year

the games gonna get juicy

>>213383829
>week 1, day 10
ummmm??????

Reddit is now turning on mickey for being a christian or something

>>213383855
They turn on anyone who deviates slightly it is evil why are you frequenting that place?

>ashley would put up keanu and kelley
for fucks sake ash

>>213383855
they've been seething for days

PAPA WON'T GOT THE BUBBLE GUTS

>>213383891
We're trapped in hell. The more we get our hopes up the more the status quo hurts

>>213383891
anyone who says they'd put these two up need to be booted immediately at this point

>>213383934
its that salad!

>>213383887
it's fun to see them cry when things don't go their way

He WILL talk shit about making "big moves" but he WON'T win any comps necessary to do it

>>213383726
vincenzo is a true man of culture I see

poor ash doesn't realize how many people are planning on targeting her before jury

>once we make it to jury I’ll make big moves
I’ve heard that before

>playing big buddy
>don't win anything
>go out first in jury

such is the life of the buddies

PLEASE WIN HOH KEANU

>>213383891
to be fair she has no clue how so much of the house would love her chucked out the door. she's convinced she's besties with zach when he'd punt her into the sun without blinking

>>213383976
It isn't.

theres infinity ashleys

Keep targeting Keanu and Kelley. They’ve been blessed by the 7. It’s your funeral.

>knows there are big targets that need to go
>plans to put up keanu and kelley again
bruh

>>213384081
he's reading Proverbs

>>213384111
its too early

>>213384111
we gotta get to jury first

>>213384064
kino

bikini cam

the tlp is oiled up

wont WILL sneak into jury the way this house is shaking down

Gotta make some small moves

>>213384185
tasty lauren poop?

>>213384216
yeah man, oiled up, just for you

will talked to ashley about protecting him ashley ava and rachel, mickey managed to nuke brown sugar babes 2.0 nice and quick this week lmao

omg Lauren had a wedgie when she got up

>morgan: I don't do my eyebrows either
>ash: i can tell
KEK

>>213384242
>>213384272
*cums*

morgans oiled up

i love vince, will he make it to jury?

Kelley hates higher education BASED BASED BASED

Is Jimmy finito?

>Rachel thinks everyone went to law school and is hiding it except for the black woman that went to law school and is hiding it
BASED BASED BASED

South dakota is cheap to live in because it is prairie that gets a bunch of snow and negative degree weather much of the winter

>>213384062
That one anon posts the edit with her missing a tooth so often that seeing the actual picture feels wrong to me now.

>>213384473
very dependent on who wins hoh
>>213384489
this house is fluid enough I'll never say never but he's pretty toast right now

Rachel is such a dumb boomer lol

>>213384518
it's extremely boring too, it legit felt like the landscape was on repeat when I drove through SD
most places that have a super cheap cost of living are cheap for a reason

>>213384523
Other anons are reposting my screenshots much more often this season

>>213384335
morgan's butt looks existent from that angle. shocking.

>>213384473
he will weasel his way to finale and lose to rachel

>>213384567
at the right angle her ass is decent
her boobs are nonexistent though

>>213384576
No way this rat will bring Rachel to the finale, he's not that retarded.

>>213384591
if he weren't so scared and so sure morgan wanted her in jury he'd try to get her out immediately imo. he's just too pussy to take the shot pre jury and potentially piss morgan off

>>213384558
because they are FTL niggers like you

>>213384576
No chance Rachel makes it to F2 let alone final6

>>213384630
watch those nbombs anon

>>213384663
devin lets me drop one once a day

they want kelly to win blockbuster

mickey probably would've nommed will for laughing about the "weird stuff that goes on in the old testament" if she was in there for it kek

>>213384704
They want jimbo out

>>213384746
yeah shes copesplaining her renom rn

>>213384704
>>213384746
will told ashley he wanted to keep jimbo and ideally send rytard home
mickey lost the trust of basically every ally she had besides morgan to some extent lmao

i havent been able to keep up too in depth but is mickey right when she says jimmy was forming an alliance to get her out or is she completely lost in the mist rn?

>>213383586 (OP)
>Jimmy nom
Oh he's fucked. GG

deja vu

did ropes really just tell will that jimbo was the deciding vote to save him last week as she's telling him jimmy gotta go? what the fuck?
>>213384794
she's hotboxed herself on her own delusions

>>213384806
Except Will literally does nothing.

>>213384806
don't you dare compare ashley to either of those two useless fucks
she's given us more content so far than they gave us the entire season combined

>>213384819
>she's hotboxed herself on her own delusions
so its even funnier that she keeps seething and saying jimmy wont take accountability since he literally didnt do anything lmao

titty sittin right

ROPEHEAD AIN'T GOING UP

ropes told will Jimmy is mean. that one anon was right

mickey thinks nobody would put her otb rn except keanu

ava finally woke up for her 3 hour nap

imagine stealing an hoh from someone and still thinking the hg you stole it from wouldnt put you otb if they had the chance

the mickey crashout if she is nommed next week will be legendary
this delulu bitch is sure she's on nobodies radar

ava shutting the flip down in front of Won't

someone said ashley/morgan/mickey are like that trio of blond hags on that last season of white lotus and they couldn't be more correct kek
2/3 keep absolutely shitting on the other 1 constantly yet exactly who is who keeps shifting, last week it was mickey/ashley shitting on morgan now it's back to morgan/mickey despising ashley

>>213385008
She also put him up lol, it would have been salvageable if she just stole the hoh to make a different move but kept the guy safe

>>213385083
bb is the only tv show i watch

based PhD kelley

"Big brother is a microcosm of the world" said on feeds KEK did they have chelsie lecture the house while feeds were down?

>>213385125
based, same

kelley thinks we’re in a simulation

>>213385145
tbf it used to be before social media ruined it

Adrian clocked that hag for asking the most robotic questions ever.

>>213385202
It's because she is a fake person

>mention religion
>feeds change to a different room

>>213385202
Yeah so did Zae for her shitty acting in fights for tv

>>213385125
same and i don't even watch the episodes

NOOO MY RELATABLE QUEEN AVA ISNT SAVING THE FAG

KEANU TIME

>>213385245
they're talking to the hoh who just put him up kek
she very well could be beheading the gay but wait till she's not talking to ropes to be sure

So Kelley is guaranteed gone if Jimmy somehow wins the blockbuster. They're all misted by Rytard

This house is genuinely retarded if they picked off Kelley over the massive target that is Jimmy

>Rachel asks Kelley how she views the political climate right now
>She says that there is a lot of inequity and injustice in the world and she doesn't believe it can be solved "it's human nature to strive for power. You fix one thing, and another rises"
love her

>>213385301
kelley trvke

>I was more popular than you in Highschool by the way Kelley
hate this fag

>>213385301
i'm more curious how rachel feels about the political climate and the state of everything. let's get smarty pants rachel's opinions.

>>213385371
?
this dc cock sucking tryhard is every shitty faggot trope combined into one flop of a house guest

MICROCOSM

>>213385371
yeah well guess who’s more popular in the bb house now?

>Kelley to Jimmy: "Well...welcome to the block"
>*feeds switch*

Mickey has fallen below the Amy line

>>213385499
BASED KELLS

>>213385538
based adrian rating

>>213385499
nice

Ava the type of bitch to break up with you because the vibes were off one day

Keanu teaching Vince about rhabdo

>>213385538
>that ashley jump
holy based

>>213385628
It is when your muscles break down so much your kidneys start failing because they can't filter the broken down muscles out of your blood. It's from over working out and rapid weight loss. Low hydration exacerbates it.

>>213385608
she's definitely the type to just disappear and ghost you

>>213385371
fake quote

>>213385661
did you think it was vince who made that post?

working out with keanu

>>213385661
thanks grok

new wall oc

>>213385632
she deserves it for almost provoking Rylie to domestic violence last night

>>213385675
Kelley said this feels like highschool where she wasn't picked, Jimmy agreed then said "I was popular in high school for the record"

vince played college baseball he should know how to workout

rachel could sense vince and keanu were in the gym and is about to interrupt

8 houseguests have yet to be nominated going into week 5, who do you think will be the last one standing?

lol ropes going over people she is letting into jury
keanu/kat/jimmy are not allowed there

>>213385803
Ava sadly

>>213385803
ava or zach

>>213385707
homophobic quote

>>213385852
kek they’re so fucking mad they aren’t getting their way

>>213385242
based feedsonlywatcher

>>213385852
lmao

Keanu has read Atomic Habits

vince is going to get strong

>>213385852
i can't get over how hard and fast they flipped from when mickey used her power

>>213385803
When was Zach otb?

>>213385902
Buying it now

>>213385803
lauren they better leave her alone

>>213385852
>cutting out the account name again
faggatron

>>213385499
jimmy isnt going to like blockcity

>>213385941
Lauren is up as soon as they stop being keanu kelly rachel obsessed and realize she's an ally less moron

>>213385803
VINCENZO

>>213385803
probably ava

Kek Vince stuck listening to Keanus Ted Talk

bro just teach me the proper form to lift these heavy ass weights I don’t care about the rest

VINNY BODY ODY

>>213383655
What happens when Jimmy wins blockbuster?

Social media gonna turn on Will when he votes out the fag that put him on the block

Sex with Lauren.

>>213385927
he wasn't. those are all the people who haven't been put up

>>213386102
Kelly is donezo

>>213386109
that facial hair..

>>213386102
Kelley out

>>213385859
i find it interesting that they're choosing to be upset about the white gay man going up, instead of doing everything they can to yas queen mickey and declare it the best move ever made.

surprisingly boring feeds today

rachel nip slip

Rachel, Ava, and WIll talking about if they'd be emotional if Kelley goes home. Will and Ava said probably not, Rachel said not at all

>>213386118
apologies I can’t read and I’m retarded

How's Vinny's form, boys?

>>213386222
jim is a FLOP

>>213386226
pass

>>213386228
I hope Kelley outlasts them all

YOU'RE 33 AND SINGLE?

no slip. this is as good as it got as far as i saw

>>213386228
why are they such cunts? i get not being too close with her but i feel like they take shots any chance they get

vinny will behead rachel

>>213386329
I think they are just being honest

Morgan says she needs a guy who is athletic or into sports because that's the only way you can have conversations with her dad.

Ok Morgan get me a jack and coke

>>213386296
based nip watcher

>>213386102
>when
lol

>>213386367
I'd rather date her dad

r8 this all stars cast

Why do people say "crash out"
Like why do you talk like that

>>213386367
I need a girl that's into deepthroating and rimming me because that's the only way she can have a conversation with my mom

>>213386367
/sp/ bros, we are so back

>>213386367
He'd better play fantasy PL then

>>213386440
>the Elvis guy
Lmao

>>213386440
>no atg

>>213386222
this gym workout is so good though

>>213386440
way too many people from the same seasons

>>213386440
8/10
-2 points for Gaydrian

>>213386440
shit

>>213386440
Quinn swears he’ll be in all stars. (he also thinks he’ll win)

>>213386440
Taylor said recently she'd never play again, the coward
>>213386441
It's just slang, boomer. You used it in your day too.

>>213386498
new era all stars

>>213386367
she should date her dad

i'm finna crash out on this fool talkin about why people be sayin crash out

>>213386440
Even if this is a joke, this is too modern for me

>>213383586 (OP)
Helarquez is officially pro-monkey. Ahem…. excuse me, pro-mickey. All hail the black queen. #bb27

keanu's middle name is Rey

He's literally KING KEANU

>>213386440
Matt inclusion makes this list complete trash. Matt came to play Love Island and completed his mission in week 1 of BB. There's no reason for him to come back, and he wouldn't do anything interesting if he did come back.
Tucker on his 1st season had the energy of Tyler on his 2nd season. Tucker is going to be a flop.
Ashley is a must-have.
Adrian is nice but I'd rather put Zae in if I had to choose.
I don't know anyone on this list outside of BB26-27 HGs.

>>213386530
Is crash out ebonics?

>>213386530
no cap bruh anon talkin shit finna pmo

>>213386367
thank you based dad

>>213386440
not enough black people for taylor

>>213386018
That mini breakdown Vince had last night with his paranoia and Lauren while Mickey was actually considering him was so kino it’s like he could feel the plan shifting to him

>>213386517
>Begs everyone to get into alliances with him
>Everyone finds him annoying but says they're in an alliance with him just to placate him
>He gets put on the block week 1 for being annoying and gaming too hard. Gets evicted.

>>213386558
holy based

>>213386530
>>213386577
Stop talking like n bombs

>>213386558
HAIL KEANU

>>213386558
What kind of Cuban names their child Keanu

>>213386562
tik tok zoomer slang

>Brazillian breakdance fighting
Kek this guy is a geek

>>213386559
i tried to include people on the same season that hate each other, matt vs angela, taylor vs kyle/elvis, taylor vs tiffany, izzy vs cameron

>>213386244
honestly very true
you can't make a big deal about how you're going to be dramatic and make good TV then proceed to make shitty tryhard speeches that get no sold then immediately deflate after getting blindsided

>>213386440
>only 6 women
have you ever watched bb in your life

>>213386619
one that likes keanu reeves

>>213386619
they love that movie Speed

>>213386558
KING KEANU REY SKYWALKER

LET'S GO

>>213386637
I love Angela but would Tucker/Lisa not be better?

>>213386619
well he explained it

Weird to think we would've still had a Rylie HOH if Boren put up Ashley and she went home. I think this worked out better entertainment wise though, Jimmy getting renom'd has made all the fags and women seethe and turn on Mickey

>>213386646
Keanu reminds me of one of those brown Latinos that larp as Vikings and open up hipster burgershops

>>213386562
the term is, like, decades old. even you should know it gramps

Keanu is /ourguy/ kelly is /ourgirl/ kat is /ourcutie/

>>213386642
this season had 9 women. there was another with 7 women.

>>213386697
So it originated in crackhouses and government housing in the ghetto? Explains why I'm not familiar

>>213386705
yeah they will totally do an all stars season with an unbalanced gender count youre right!

>>213386665
thats why he did so well in the laser comp

I need a Keanu HoH so he can lock in his All Star status

>>213386727
realistically they wouldnt ever bring back elvis or kyle, but this is assuming in future if PC culture dies down more

>>213386705
They had 9 guys in season 17

>>213386725
if you arent familiar then you dont participate in social activities at all

>>213386699
I missed this I’ve been trapped on bbtwitter cus my vpn won’t let me post her and I was thinking of running people over. Specially when Mickey stole Riley’s HoH. But the bbgods delivered and it’s my fault I doubted them

>>213386665
he got his hip ligament cut

>>213386761
How did you jump to that inclusion? Not everyone hangs out with zoomers and niggers

>>213386692
he puts the KING in viKING

>>213386699
lauren is /ourtlp/ and ashley is /ourschizo/

>>213386801
because i dont hang out with zoomers or niggers

>>213386697
urbandictionary dates it to 2023, i haven't heard crash out used like it is now before that. before then i would think it meant people going to sleep

>>213386801
*conclusion
>>213386813
Concession accepted

the fuck is ava wearing

>>213386839
shes worn it before

why does twitter always look for something to complain about

>>213386725
the term isn't racial. it's been around for decades. how in the world are you just now hearing it
gen z brought it back because they like to steal from gen x and millennials

>>213386839
i think its called a moomoo, fat african women (african women from africa) wear them all the time

>>213386839
she always wearing weird sheets and stuff

>>213386839
her hair looks like a mullet. like a kentucky waterfall

>>213386829
phonefagging means you lose by default sorry aynon

we love black people in /bb/ get over it

>>213386857
why do you post twitter shit here when nobody cares

>>213386828
>urbandictionary

>>213386857
that is absolute headcanon, nobody has said or done anything to even slightly alludes to being homophobic. they’re such fucking perpetual victims.

>>213386871
It's a new phone, it kinda has a mind of its own.

>>213386857
they're just speaking truth to power faggot. got a problem?

>>213386875
>posts a wh*te demon

>>213386917
Can you not say that slur please? That's rooted in homophobia.

>>213386905
he's not wrong though

>>213386858
I only ever hear it from lowly blacks and putrid looking lil Kaydens, obviously I've heard it before I just resent that people are trying to force it into the public lexicon of vocabulary when "freak out" is perfectly acceptable
Makes you sound like a lowly nigger scumbag

>>213386875
That isn't a person

if i was in the house id talk about scooby while i worked out

>>213386958
cool it with the n-bombs bro

>>213386875
We love Ashley we just don't like n bombs like T'kor

>>213386905
urbandictionary is peak millenial, so if it was a thing, it would have been on there. i'm a millenial as well, people before a few years ago would think the term means to sleep picrel, how it's used today comes from zoomers

>>213386953
and he's not right either

>>213386875
ashley is a demonic entity

>>213386979
Don't make me get aggro, I have black fatigue and can say it if I want

>>213386933
>King's Pose
HOLY SOVL

this dude tryin to cite urban dictionary as a source and hes completely sincere about it

>Uhmmm this term doesn't exist because I've never heard it before today
holy main character syndrome

pluto is raping me with ads today

>>213387054
kat is easier to type. tough shit

>>213387002
yes he is you silly little pedantic zoomer

>>213386958
I just resent that people are trying to force "freak out" into the public lexicon when "having a conniption" is perfectly acceptable. I only hear it from damn dirty hippies.

You hear how dumb that sounds? Quit booming out.

>>213387054
rylie will make that dumb step mom bitch disappear

>>213387034
>>213387064
you lost and now you're crashing out because you have no source

>>213387054
i use katherine because we already had a kat but didnt katherine say she liked kitty kat?

>Don't make me get aggro
Oh great, this fat ass is gonna go on another one of his diabetic rage bits again. Every fucking year with this shit.

>>213387115
Glad I can make you this upset effortlessly but I'm not the aforementioned "aggro" that is often spoke of here

>Morgan says being in the house has brought her “closer to God”
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>213387169
>Morgan wants to fuck Zach like an animal
>she wants to feel him from the inside

>>213387169
She is down so fucking bad for Zach it's insane

now it makes sense

>>213387169
based

Of COURSE Keanu likes pitbulls lmaoooo
So on brand

>>213387169
larping as a christian for dick is a new low

Fuck shitbulls

Vince is really scoring points with Keanu during this workout
Keanu just wants to yap and show off his knowledge and is probably desperate for this validation

>>213387169
What a coincidence

>>213387078
wrong

>>213387228
>>213387236
Don't worry, he's friendly.

>>213387054
>will never be their son-in-law.
Ryliebros, not like this.

>>213387199
many questions are now answered astrologysisters

>big dumb brown guy likes vicious monster
No way this has never happened before

>>213387312
still leaves the door open to be a baby daddy

>>213387303
Even my positive interactions with pitbulls were slightly tense lmao
They can sense when you're scared too so you gotta be a robot around them or else you'll get mauled

>>213387054
>>213387104
She literally said that she likes Kat and Kitty Kat and I think even that her mom called her that. That’s her step mom so who knows

>>213387343
was gonna say. he's not into being a "son-in-law"

vinny finally planning to use keanu as his weapon

>>213387449
took him long enough

>>213387449
based
let's get that final 3

>>213387366
family friend's daughters shitbull was purchased by her deadbeat baby daddy and mauled my aunt's mutt when she brought it over. dog was raised around babies and children for over 13 years and they didn't put it down after

>Keanu believes the target is off of him.
>He thinks he and Vinny are in great positions, the best they have been all game

>>213387496
Life is good

Lauren's not a big girl she has the overall maturity and intelligence of a 16 year old

>>213387413
imagine being on a bb cruise would be fun for all of ten minutes, if that

>>213387570
She’s very smart she just needs some extra time to think

>>213387588
It's week 4

vince's skinny legs are so gross. keanu guide him.

>>213387582
I would just rage bait Angela the whole time

>>213387570
Lay off of her.
She's national level dancer.
She's not getting paid to think

>>213387582
it's a sex thing. in reality it's probably psychologically refreshing to get wasted and uncensored around these people you had to put your guard around 24/7

>>213387610
Stop being so damn pushy and let her think.

ROPEHEAD THINKS GUYS THAT ANIME ARE WEIRDOS

>>213387570
i think lauren might actually be mentally disabled in some way
her head is just completely empty. nothing goes on. and she walks retarded

Anime is one of the biggest icks for girls. I wouldn't even play Death Note

>>213387681
She said she watches anime at silent discos a week ago.

>>213387672
About what?

What I need to know is if bull riding can cause CTE?
And if Rylie's rage stems from CTE?

>everything is a red flag
it's so over

>>213387704
she said you listen to lofi music while anime plays and you color and vibe. it's probably like those youtube videos with one anime clip on loop. i've been to events like it before

>>213387681
was it her whose face lit up when keanu said he was a dungeon master, only to completely fall when he was talking about d&d instead of bondage?

>>213387767
Why these bitches are single at 33/34 in a nutshell

>>213387757
He said he has had 11 concussions and been knocked out twice. Bull riders have a lot of head shots

>>213387771
yes kek she said "that's crazy"

>>213387406
or Kitty Kat Kat or shorthand KKK

RED FLAAAAG RED FLAAAAG RED FLAAAAAG
You bitches will be single forever lmao

>>213387828
put the chips in the sandwich

>>213387852
making a sandwich is a red flag?

NEW

>>213387880
>>213387880
>>213387880
>>213387880
>>213387880
>>213387880

>>213387582
I think all of the houseguests said they’ll never work with that cruise line or company who put it together again. I forget what exactly happened

>>213387852
a chick talking about red flags is a pretty big red flag

>>213386143
CALLING IT RIGHT NOW

TUCKER IS THE MASTERMIND