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Anonymous No.213384989 >>213385042 >>213385052 >>213385732 >>213385938 >>213387024 >>213387046 >>213388122 >>213388348 >>213389277 >>213389498 >>213392613 >>213392801 >>213392974 >>213393167 >>213393326 >>213393675 >>213394130 >>213395314 >>213395508 >>213395933
What would be your picks? Hard-mode, you can't choose Leon or Pretty Baby.
Anonymous No.213385042
>>213384989 (OP)
Eating Raoul, because I mistakenly got the wrong region bluray once and they never refunded or replaced it.
Anonymous No.213385052
>>213384989 (OP)
problem child 2
Anonymous No.213385095 >>213386293
The Dark Knight Rises
Anonymous No.213385732
>>213384989 (OP)
Gummo, nigga
Anonymous No.213385938
>>213384989 (OP)
Wall.E :)
Anonymous No.213386293
>>213385095
I would pick this and only this and spend like 15 minutes talking about the opening scene.
Anonymous No.213386336
Yesterday
ET
La La Land
Novocaine
Anonymous No.213387024
>>213384989 (OP)
is this the actual closet? the top shelf is not criterion stuff
Anonymous No.213387046 >>213393399
>>213384989 (OP)
one whole bag of stewart littles
Anonymous No.213387155
>he got the botched Kar-wai box set
Lmao everyone laugh at this faggot
Anonymous No.213388122 >>213393150
>>213384989 (OP)
tons of tranny porn
Anonymous No.213388348 >>213389209 >>213390480 >>213394199
>>213384989 (OP)
>try to stay cool while introducing myself
>nervously fumble through dvds trying to look for one (1) movie i recognize
>fuck fuck fuck
>scanning shitty eastern european flicks trying to see if there's one i could pretend to know how to pronounce
>see "La Haine" box, read a /tv/ thread on it once maybe it'll make me look sophisticated
>hands shaky as fuck, drop disc on the floor
>"s-sorry"
>squinting my eyes trying to read the summary on the back while i'm picking it up
>wonder if picking RoboCop next will make me look like a pleb as I'm rambling about this shit i've never watched
Anonymous No.213389209
>>213388348
Anonymous No.213389277
>>213384989 (OP)
Stuff to make audiences think I'm some connoisseur, or stuff I have actually watched the most? If it's stuff I actually enjoyed the most, The Edge, Blade Runner, and Beverly Hills Ninja.
Anonymous No.213389447
I feel like any David Lynch is a safe choice. I'd probably go with Mulholland Drive to not come off as a pseud
Anonymous No.213389498
>>213384989 (OP)
Can't you point me in the direction of the Arrow Video blu-ray shelves please?
Anonymous No.213389619
To be completely honest I have a utilitarian mindset so I'd pick anything that SCENE hasn't ripped and uploaded yet... and then I'd rip and upload them... then sell the discs on ebay
Anonymous No.213389720 >>213389804
I wouldn’t pick anything, I would listen to what they had to say. Which is what nobody did.
Anonymous No.213389804 >>213389936
>>213389720
this
why pick anything? what does picking movies from here mean?
Anonymous No.213389936
>>213389804
It means this
Anonymous No.213390480
>>213388348
Anonymous No.213390847 >>213392543
My purchases this 50% off sale were Hiroshima Mon Amour, Barry Lyndon, The Night of the Hunter and George Washington.
Anonymous No.213392543
>>213390847
I never cared much about this shit because I figured it was snobby arthouse bullshit but for shits n giggles I went through their closet picks the last 10 years of people I remotely liked and tastes were pretty good. I was surprised how many picks had Night of the Hunter, although it is pure kino. That might be the only one I'd pick that I could have a story about because I do remember seeing it for the first time; it was on broadcast TV in the middle of the night and I got into the film halfway during the river scene, and was instantly enthralled. Looked it up after finishing it and watched in in full later, great flick, instantly on my top list.

I don't know how much of my top is in the collection but atleast I know I'd have a solid pick in Night of the Hunter if I was ever on that show.
Anonymous No.213392613 >>213392879
>>213384989 (OP)
I'd hide Kung Pow: Enter the Fist in my jacket and pretend I pulled it from the back shelf.
Anonymous No.213392801 >>213392879
>>213384989 (OP)
>scanning shelves
>getting more visibly annoyed by the second
>finally bark at cameraman
>WHERE IS SHREK?
Anonymous No.213392878
Robocop
Armageddon
The Rock
Anonymous No.213392879 >>213393634
>>213392613
>>213392801
Anonymous No.213392974
>>213384989 (OP)
Is it they give you 10 things they've released on blu-ray?

>The Gunfighter
>Stagecoach
>Red River
>Ranown Collection
>Peeping Tom
>Night and the City
>The Innocents
>Blast of Silence
>The Elephant Man
>Lone Wolf & Cub collection
Anonymous No.213393150
>>213388122
I would sneak that onto the shelf and see if anyone notices in future episodes.
Anonymous No.213393167
>>213384989 (OP)
Tremors
Tremors 2: Aftershocks
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
Tremors 5: Bloodlines
Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell
Tremors: Shrieker Island
Anonymous No.213393326
>>213384989 (OP)
movies I've heard good things about but haven't seen myself. I would be honest about it too. ez pz

but seriously why would you select stuff you haven't watched?
Anonymous No.213393399
>>213387046
A little hey a little ho
Anonymous No.213393438
Alejandro Jodorowsky Arrow boxset on the right
Anonymous No.213393634
>>213392879
Thank you.
Anonymous No.213393675
>>213384989 (OP)
Lamb, 2015.
Anonymous No.213394130
>>213384989 (OP)
Clue
Revenge of the Pink Panther
The Poseidon Adventure (1972)
Anonymous No.213394199
>>213388348
start doing this
Anonymous No.213394885
Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan
Anonymous No.213395225
Youth Of The Beast
Stolen Kisses
Big Joys, Small Sorrows
History Of A Cheat
French Cancan
Lola (1961)
I Fidanzati
Ginza Cosmetics
Anonymous No.213395265
Bitter Moon, Yojimbo, Brat, Scarecrow and Wages of Fear
Anonymous No.213395293
I'd pay tribute to William Friedkin by also doing a Trump impression the entire time they're filming.
https://youtu.be/63VRJQYcNn0?si=43pONfWlfs0RIH0O
Anonymous No.213395314
>>213384989 (OP)
Five copies of Brian de Palma's "Blow Out" (1981)
Anonymous No.213395350
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Apocalypto
Rocky
Eyes Wide Shut
The Thin Red Line
Anonymous No.213395508
>>213384989 (OP)
Sorcerer
Ran
The Thing
Battle Royale
Chinatown
Off the top of my head, I don’t care if I look like a pleb
Anonymous No.213395933
>>213384989 (OP)

Leon and Pretty Baby double feature.
Anonymous No.213395993
Jurassic Park
I must have seen it a dozen times in the theater.