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What would you do if you had a companion bot?

Probably make it trade crypto for me

I'd turn its IQ just high enough to cook and clean

>>213385863
why not just hire a latina maid at that point

>>213385742 (OP)
Talk to it about politics till it suicides probably

Stop traveling alone which is fun the first couple times then it just becomes extremely depressing to the point where it's better just to save your money and stay home

>>213385829
>>213385863
>>213385907
literally these, FPBP

>>213385742 (OP)
love her

for a movie about a sex bot there was zero sex. The actresses is hot but no nudes.

>>213385742 (OP)
<------ all this

>>213386107
she looks like a girl that would ruin your life

Do you think the asian models are more expensive and high quality than the black ones?

Nothing out of the ordinary. Just cuddle and enjoy her delicious meals.

Make food, do random chores, maybe some entertaining stunts

>>213385742 (OP)
I would probably sell it.

>>213385742 (OP)
Trade her in for a superior Dovebot™.

Seems like a terrible design choice not making them realize they're robots

>>213385742 (OP)
I wouldn’t get one that’s so pedestrian, first of all. It’s a fucking sex bot, it can look like whatever I want it to. It’s going to be a 10’ tall Venus bodied sexual monstrosity with a vagina I can crawl inside and giant bimbo mouths where the nipples should be. Straight up sexual eldritch horror beyond your comprehension.

kiss and cuddle

>from the creators of barbarian
Haven't even seen a trailer for Companion, but would you say it would've been better if they replaced Huey with Justin Long?

>>213385742 (OP)
Lick her feet

>>213385742 (OP)
make her cook meth

finally have someone to go to the movies with and I'd also pimp her out

>>213386215
I love women.

>>213386879
Huey is antikino trash.Any replacement would be an improvement.

Just cuddle at night and watch kinos.

>>213385742 (OP)
Watch TV while it does chores.

>>213385742 (OP)
Beat the living fuck out of it, I'd probably maim and kill three a year but I make a lot of money so yolo

I would compane.

>>213386879
I think Justin Long is underrated as an actor, so yeah it'd be better.
>>213386714
I entirely disagree with your taste but I appreciate your style and ambitious vision.

>>213385742 (OP)
Rape and torture it. And make it clean the house and stuff like that. Basically, i'd buck break that robussy

>>213385742 (OP)
Make her clean my piece of shit apartment until it looks impecabble, she'll do that 3 times a week. Then make her get a job, maybe fuck her once or twice a week IF I can get a custom version that looks like peak Moner.

>>213385742 (OP)
Make her work in a factory farm.

>>213385742 (OP)
Be happy

>>213385742 (OP)
Have it be my wonderful wife and enjoy my time with her.

>>213385742 (OP)
How many MEN WHO WANT ROBOT WAIFU ARE BAD movies have come out in the last few years? This shit is just straight up propaganda lol

>>213385742 (OP)
Kill it

>>213386841
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>>213391668
based

>>213385742 (OP)
smooch her on the lips

>>213385742 (OP)
Not interested unless it can simulate pain and fear convincingly enough.

>>213385742 (OP)
I would make her watch all my favorite movies with me and make her play videogames and magic the gathering with me (she would have to be a little worse than me so I would feel good about myself). I wouldn't really feel comfortable having sex with her unless she was convincing enough to trick me into thinking she actually wanted it.

>>213385742 (OP)
The same things I was already doing

>>213386714
IDK; my comprehension is very broad.

I'd tell her she's just like her mother

She looked so amazing in this

>>213395388
>your life occurs in this segment

>>213395388
I take solace in the fact that every generation of men going back to at least the roman times has said modern women are shit. Things have certainly gotten worse but at least we aren't alone in our suffering.

>>213385742 (OP)
>What would you do if you had a companion bot?

Trade it in for one that wasn't Mexican.

>>213385742 (OP)
I'd probably spend the first month crying into her breasts because I could finally let my guard down for once in my life.

>>213385742 (OP)
have sex

>>213391724
M3GAN seems to be pro AI living with humans

>>213391724
I want just one movie where the core conflict is "Man's relationship with a robot wife is compromised by a jealous/uncaring society and they have to escape together"

>>213385742 (OP)
For one I wouldn't want one that looks like some random roastie. Give me chrome so shiny I can go blind staring at her tits!

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>>213396188
She then accidentally crushes you into pulp because of a programming error.

Nothing. Throw it away. I don't want a slave. I don't want a machine pretending it's a slave.

>>213385742 (OP)
Use it to raise my adopted white children while I work

>>213386168
Soapy would make a perfect wife.

I would be doing the playing with her bobs and vagene, sir, good morning!

>>213385742 (OP)
Kek.

need android wife

>>213385863
So you'd give it a male IQ?

>>213385742 (OP)
Probably put it in her ass.

>>213385742 (OP)
>eyes look like they're rolling up into her head
>guy whispering in her ear
that's cool but it probably doesn't have anything to do with--
>wikipedia: "Josh tells her, "Iris, go to sleep", shutting her down."
oh..

>>213397331
Why would laws making robot waifus illegal pass when all men are content with their robot waifus? And why would these "swat teams" do their bidding? Is this implying that women would somehow beat men in this scenario? El am ayy oh.

>>213401678
Women would tug the war of simps in the government, who would crack down on robo waifus to maintain the human monopoly over pussy.

Are you living under a rock or something? Feminists are already gunning after not just porn but vidya and anime that "objectify women" because they want to maintain full control over male sexual outlet.

>>213401949
>Are you living under a rock or something? Feminists are already gunning after not just porn but vidya and anime that "objectify women" because they want to maintain full control over male sexual outlet.

Because men listen to women. The moment women stop having power due to men having better alternatives, there's no reason for men to listen to them. There would be no "simps in the government", or women in any government for that matter. It'd be back to pre 20th century rules.

>>213402027
Men are not a homogenous entity though. Enough in government would continue being simps just to keep the peasant man down. All while they fly to Epstein's Island to fuck kids.