Thread 213386474

>B..but he didn't become a success in the Jewish industry!
Nope, still the Michaels.

I drive a truck for ~13 hours a day and I literally just listen to cum town. Music gets old fast. I could probably switch over to audio books but I also pause it a lot for different reasons at random times.

>>213386940
I also have a driving job and trust me, you do not want to do this. You will legitimately become retarded and it will affect your personality in a negative way. You have to get a good rotation going of podcasts, music, and actual audiobooks

>>213386965
>bruh trust me, you do not want to hecking do this, it will be like SCP backrooms....
I've been doing it for four years, I have three kids. I think I'll be alright you dramatic faggot.

>>213386474 (OP)
Is that Don Ramon

>>213386988
I've been doing it for 8 years and I have six kids. I'm an owner operator and I make 500k+ per year.

>>213386940
>>213386988
>13 hours a day
>4 years

This nigga has listened to 19,000 hours of cumtown

>>213386940
How’s your lower back holding up?

Feels like Nick kinda spoke for a group of zillennial retards and now that he's gone we have no voice. Don't tell me about his standup, I don't give a shit. Pisspoor medium.

>>213386474 (OP)
>Jannetty
the what?

>>213387109
based

>>213387109
I listen to new episodes of other podcasts and didn't start with cum town so it's not quite that extreme, but it will be.
>>213387185
Fine. It would randomly go out on me before driving and its not any worse now. I'm not an OTR steering wheel holder. I exit the truck and do other stuff.

>>213387276
so you don't know?

>>213387338
no idea

>>213387367
They didnt tell you?

>>213386474 (OP)
was does this faggot love socialism so much? You want the government to tax all your podcast money some more?

>>213387457
I mustve missed the memo

>>213387475
His only genuine socialist policy is that people should have Healthcare but I think even he knows why it isnt possible and is just pissed it costs like $5000 a month if you arent subsidized by your employer

>>213387475
He actually thought she was gonna win, what a dumb fuck.

brehs... I just wanna go back...
laughter is now over...

>>213386474 (OP)
Cum Town was generally Fun Town. Favorite bits?

>>213387534
Its just strange that somebody whos so naturally funny like nick has just the worst takes on politics imaginable

>>213387592
He was just saying the stuff that was fashionable in Brooklyn at the time - free healthcare, abolish police, etc

>>213387552
Iranian guy all day
https://vocaroo.com/1fHzhJq6oIHU

instantly improves my mood

>>213387510
it was on the podcast

>>213387077
are you gay and chinese as well?

>>213387552
Nick vs Jews compilation...also Law And Order.

>>213387552
>>213387664

https://vocaroo.com/11rLi7blW5oU

>>213387552
>Favorite bits?
anthony loneliano
the big chill 2
gay actor michael douglas
cholo fugue state
anything about tom myers

>>213387247
> now that he's gone we have no voice
I think we were supposed to get wives and have families and friends . Idk

>>213387552
Ben Shapiro Mr Feeny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJs_2-AFCHY

>>213387714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkFR5ZzS160

>>213387077
I've been doing it for 20 years and I have eighteen kids. I'm the CEO of trucking and I make over a mil per annum per carpe diem per pluribus unum etc. etc. I listen to "cum town" 20 hours a day, for the other 4 it's Chinese art of war in one ear car crash sound effect compilation in the other. My IQ's been tested at 151 and I can bench myself.

Mersham I have terrible news

https://vocaroo.com/1tYDvNXFeIWn

>>213387552
Any time Jeff Goldblum makes an appearance

>>213387761
Oh shit that's one of the best of all time. Thanks for reminding me.

>>213387552
>we can have perblems or we can have werblems/Andrew Yang from Baltimore and Compton at the same time
>crank sinatra and bank sinatra
>jack nickel-son
>the argument at rite aid
>any ben shapiro bit
>Tucker Carlson mega compilation
>Bill Cosby holocaust denier
>san franjelico guy
The list goes on

>>213387739
well I certainly blew all of that

>>213387820
it's top 10 definitely

>>213387806
>Chinese art of war in one ear car crash sound effect compilation in the other
kek

>>213387829
>I'm childish

>>213387829
Ive listened to the andrew yang invented street sharks one so many times. Its still one of the funniest things Ive ever heard

>>213387864
>michael Macdonald
>I HAVE A CHIIIIIIIILDS PENIS
>she..... WAS ACROSS THE ROOM IN SNOWPANTS
Girl, my dick childish

>>213387872
>embe-riced

>>213387829
>>213387872
>it be on 82s but da car be hung in the middle of da tires
>it gotta train plow on it, a cow pusher
>and dat digs into da STRERTS
genuinely one of the single funniest pieces of human audio recorded

>>213387872
The whole double episode combo is great because Nick starts doing that character imagining the host of the two wiggers podcast calling a marketing department and then just keeps digging deeper for the next two hours and pissing stav off the whole time

>>213387552
Meatwad Kat Williams episode is just incredible. Three back to back hits all in one fugue state. Incel Arthur, Meatwad Kat Williams, Italian Cartoon Writers.

imagine pretending the racism and such was ironic
if he wasn't so physically small he wouldn't have to hide behind girly political views like a fag

>>213387872
>this is just a normal Terwanise accent

It's the funniest show. I dont care abou any drama or politics or anything.

>>213387829
The Molested Cholo (He said that was quote unquote gay.)
Eric Clapton anything.
Stephen Hawking being forced to say slurs.

>>213387475
He's a millennial

>>213388019
he could have very easily been just like his really boring chapo trap house friends. but unlike them, nick is actually funny and talented (but also very lazy)

>>213388055
The cholo who learned English from classic british television
>excuse me my good sir do you have Winnie the Pooh on a denim jacket?

>>213386474 (OP)
>quits comedy to become lieutenant governor to the Zojar Mundohabi
KWAB

>>213387552
It's not exactly directly funny, but that one time Nick made Stav and Adam listen to a full like 10 minute long song off Dopesmoker during an ad read for Bet DSI.

>>213388055
I would be a gundam
and you would live in my ass~

>>213386474 (OP)

Listening to this for the first time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFd6DzunaTg

>>213387552
>Incel Sebastian
>Nicks stories of his shitty apartment in Chinatown
>Nick impersonating racist stereotypes at Bernie Sanders rally
>Trump talking about gay Robert DeNiro sucking cock on the set of Goodfellas
>Costco free sample debate

>>213388154
"When I smoke this weed it makes feel LIKE A GRANDMA'S BOOYYY!"

>>213388185
>"Don't say that about yourself Anderson, you're a good guy."

>>213388154
Al Paceenis. one of the best guests

>>213387761
>>213387792
Kino, i click on those, Stephen King movies and Cool Adam once a month.

>>213387552
EVERY TIME THEY TALK ABOUT THE MATRIX.

>>213388115
Like Kal Penn but not gay and Based.

>>213388115
who gives a shit

The Adam's Dad compilation and Gay Actor Michael Douglas are kino.

>>213387829
Andre's steakhouse is undefeated
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAIiCZq_yKY

2016-2020 is absolute gold.
>>213387552
Any time Ian Fidance was on

>>213386940
I work at a car dealership and sometimes have to drive around the area for up to 4 hours and I do the exact same thing. I finished every playlist on youtube and started listening to their full spotify from the beginning. I think I just hate music now.

>>213388115
holy shit that guy is short. being the same height as manlet nick

>>213387276
I'll smarten you up, pal. There was a famous tag team in wrestling involving Marty Janetty and Shawn Michaels. In a well-known segment, they broke up with Janetty getting put through a glass window by Michaels. Then Shawn Michaels went on to have one of the all-time wrestling careers, and Janetty faded into obscurity almost immediately.

>>213387829
To Kill a Mocking Bird.

>>213388278
Loved the Adam Dad compilation

https://youtu.be/Z3HuhhiAGCI?si=-uhHvIw1VNsRqxAY

>>213388466
the gay british judge in the climax is worth the whole bit

>>213388434
>Spotify
The entire podcast with bonus episodes is on archive.org, organized in order. You should download it now before you can't

>>213387739
I did that stuff and I still feel the void.

>>213388471
>Addie step getting raped in Yom Kippur!

When they went on stavs podcast and basically did a cumntown episode was great. Why don't they do that more often

>>213387552
>GO AHEAD SPEAK A LIL CHINESE FOR EM DAREK
>Excuse me miss, I heard you got raped over the weekend, I'M JUST ASKING
>his dick so big he never had to learn nuthin
>The Seinfeld bits

These bits brought me back from the darkest pits of suicidal machinations.

>>213388503
Thanks but I'm too lazy, spotify plays an ad once every 2 episodes so it isn't a big deal.

>>213388539

https://youtu.be/5Feg-AyTaDY?si=EllPmEH04dFMqs1x

>>213388503
already did that, there's also full catalog torrents

so stav continues getting more popular and successful all the time, adam continues to coast off of being friends with them and the show nick made for him, and nick just sort of appears randomly on other peoples podcasts and does standup hes indifferent about. really makes you think

>>213388539
It got 1.2 million views

>>213387552
pepper ann on the sopranos

>>213388594
You dumb nigger
https://archive.org/details/toxictethers-cum-town-archive
You're going to miss more than half the show if you listen to free episodes on Spotify. Download this and put it on your phone. Its already organized.

>>213387650
>>213387534
He did a video a month or so ago with Mamdani, it's not just the healthcare

>>213388668
FINE, THANKS

>>213387552
>Are these fellers bothering you ma'am?
>Gay jackass
>The betDSI read that turns into the story of the vegas shooter
>Day laborer that hurt his balls
>I WANNA WORK IN THE BEER INDUSTRY
>What if the undertaker had autism
>"If you were very small how long do you think it would feel good to be in a microwave?"

>>213388674
Nick is deeply anti-semitic and accelerationist

>>213387650
every current far left thing is still popular in brooklyn, and it always will be

>>213388710
He is a leftist, just not a faggy one.

>>213388710
>deeply anti-semitic
kek

>>213388709
oh fuck, I forgot about gay jackass
>come on bam, stop sucking my dunk Im tryin to sleep

>>213388505
At least that means I probably don't have to do it too. That's a relief.

>>213388709
>I WANNA WORK IN THE BEER INDUSTRY
>What if the undertaker had autism
Which were these two from?

>>213388749

Me too, though for a few months I kept saying "c'mon Bam", in Nick's deep voice

>>213388749
good morning saaar

>>213388749
shut the fug uhp PHIL

>>213388749
>don't be tanking a peenk and my dink when I'm tryna slump

No one mentioning the Coconut and the Banana yet is a tragedy.

>"I'm doing well, I'm handling my life well. Every year I get bettaahh!"
>"You are so fucking annoying to me, you annoy the shit out of me, and you are my best friend."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88D2lbUWehM

>>213388790
The beer industry story is from premium ep 28. I forget what ep the autistic undertaker was from I just remember listening to it at work and laughing so hard I had to sit my fat ass down for a good five minutes.

>>213387552
i am amazed no one has said african guy yet. these clips are what got me into the show
https://youtu.be/GSAtrUx3ecI

>Adam's family name?
>Dicksuckerberg Boipussy.

>>213388910
Nigerian Sharktank is an all timer. Limousine Sandals is just an incredible thing to comprehend, followed up by their total bafflement at Nigeria being a real country and not a 100% pure wartorn shithole when they start looking into their economy a bit.

Hannah Gadsby goes wild!

>>213388944
That's the Ellis Island bit, right?

>>213388994
Schindler's Lisp

>>213389026
Amazing.

>>213388029
this nigga gets it

>>213388668
Does this have the premium content?

>>213389122
Yes.

>>213389148
You have a beautiful cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLeQ5VEb75Y
I know this is when they started getting really lazy near the end but this is still hilarious.
>10 minutes of just listing off monster truck names and watching it
>They get pissed when they find out the monster trucks don't actually crash into each other
>Start joking about a giant monster truck getting stuck in adam's ass
That and the old wive's tale about adam friedland landing a plane by taking it up his ass are great. I love adam but the best bits are when they resort to playground humor and just call him gay and shit.

>>213389122
yes, literally everything

>>213389165
New Wives Tales was great, and started basically at the very beginning of the ep

https://youtu.be/XFVplr--VKY?si=Fs0RxhoODENi0fPi

>>213387552
Ben Shapiro meets Mr. Feeney
Italian people (Michael Cancelliano etc.)
Cum Eatssioner Gordon

>>213387552
Woke mobsters

>>213389375
but you can still be a loser in 2025 listening to old cumtown clips in your apartment by yourself

>>213387552
the premium episode with Felix where Nick accidentally says Virgil Texas' real name, then in the edit bleeped out every time he said it but left in Adam saying it

>>213388710

He's a leftist

>>213387552
>ahh jeez, Bam it's 4am, quit sunkin yer dad's dick
I almost crashed my car
>inb4 too bad

>>213389408
Antonio They/themonado killed me the first time I heard it

>>213389436
why is any straight guy over the age of 25 though? whats in it for them

>>213386940
i can listen to maybe 2-3 minutes

>>213389263
>I saw Adam Friedland sucking dick in the parking lot...

>>213389436
Okay? Rightoids suck off Israel and want unlimited legal streetshitters. Anyone who isn't an explicit white nationalist isnt going to fix anything. Its a comedy podcast

>>213389480
Because he is smart and you fags are insane and voting for a paedophile.

>>213389522
>Rightoids suck off Israel
only boomers and neocons

>>213389540
>UK English
Obvious streetshitter

>>213387552
Nick living in the garage
Gay Nessun Dorma (I literally do parodies daily to Nessun Dorma now)
Cool Adam
Montgomery Gentry
Eric Clapton's giant robot
Vending machine operation
Gay actor Michael Douglas/the Big Chill 2
Downsald Trump
Steve Harvey Nuremberg trials
Shitty Kid
Derek Chauvin's Chinese gambit

>>213389540
I dont vote

>>213389587
>Steve Harvey Nuremberg trials
top kek
Forgot about that

>>213389676
>They did Huhwhat in those camps?

>>213386474 (OP)
This website might be helpful in finding what episode has what bit. Yes, I know the link is Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/theadamfriedlandshow/comments/10brsnc/i_made_a_website_to_help_find_old_cum_town_tafs/

>>213387109
I guarantee I've listened to twice that much opie and anthony since 2019, especially if falling asleep to it counts

>>213388117
Dopesmoker is an hour long song. I believe the vocals kick in around the 20 minute mark

Yeah, i switched to O&A once I'd exhausted listening to cumtown and for years listened to nothing else.

>>213390016
meant for
>>213389872

>shut the fuck up adam
>so there used to be this... retard in 7th grade i knew and he insisted on calling telephone poles "TV pulls", he was like 15. and he- he always got a shit ton of baby carrots-
>oh hell yeah dude baby ca
>yeah so anyway he had like giant popcorn bowl of baby carrots he was eating and i remember this one time

>>213387276
Study cagematch and get back to me.

>>213389872
>>213390016
Never heard of it, got a sample I can watch?

>>213390221
Hard to say because I'm so entrenched I can't tell how much meta knowledge of the show is required to appreciate bits, but here is a wonderful episode where they a bully a retarded fan (and frequent guest). It alwas gets a guilty smile out of me. It's worth listening to the end. There's a lot of comics in studio in this one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0bf6zwq-C4&pp=ygUOYm9ibyBjaHJpc3RpbmU%3D

>>213390476
This does sound funny, but where do I start?

>>213390528
throw it on and play a game or something. The build up is worth it.
At their peak they were doing 4 hours of radio a day between fm and xm. With their heavy online element and just dudes talking structure they singlehandedly created podcasting. Rogan started after being a frequent guest on the show.

>>213390221
>Never heard of it
They talk about it on cumtown, nick and stav were on anthonys show and they've all been on jim nortons show. They've shit on anthony for being racist but also said he's one of the funniest people alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2Qv5utOXEE

I KNOW MY DICK IS SMALL

>>213390783
>small dick
>I don't know why

>>213387552
bam quit tryna sunk my dunk i got werk in tha mornin
come on bam cut it out

>>213387664
>>213387720
i hev terrible news...

>>213387552
the 4 hour compilation of nick doing retarded-guy voice

>>213389408
SNL stole the shit out of that bit and somehow managed to make it NOT funny

>>213390631
That video of Rogan being on when they were livestreaming an episode and he just sort of realizes what this can do is kinda funny. Especially since it took him almost a further 10 years after that to put it into action.

>>213390906


https://vocaroo.com/12evuYIdXwvQ

and e happy ramadan toyou and your family

>>213391005
the doctors say my penis is eh too small to be sucked....

woah, hive mind
I've been re-listening from the beginning for the last 4 days
their lives from covid are gold, too

>>213391060
i never stopped listening to cumtown. there hasn't been a day that's gone by since about 2018 that i haven't thought of a random cumtown bit

just want all of you to know:
Im gay

>>213387552
Bust house

>>213387552
Nick’s recorded death threat being played in court

>>213391474
>LOOK AT MY LAWER
>LOOK HOW FUCKING MAD HE IS RIGHT NOW

>>213386965
I’m a truck driver and I listen to Sarah J Maas audiobooks and goon to the sex scenes

>>213387552
https://youtu.be/zQWU6hG65d4

>>213391601
>yea, it be on eightie-tews
>alright, i'm even more confused now...

>>213387552
Derek Chauvin and his lawyer.
>Go on, Derek, speak a little Chinese at 'em.

>>213391601 >>213387935

>>213388462
ty for the qrd.

N word snowden

>>213387475
he’s a faggot in denial of being a faggot

>>213392560
Paul N-WordHoven

>>213388294
>you see, you gotta give respect to get respect

>>213386474 (OP)
At least Nick has a loving gf. The real Jannetty is Anna. Rumors are her and her baby daddy broke up.

Stav won

The Adam Friedland Show sucks it's not funny

Of course in the end Adam ended up pocketing all of the Patreon money.

>>213386991
I get your reference hermano

Love Cumtown, they're sort of an evolution of O&A which is more geared towards Gen X and boomers. They're great too but they're from the Stern era so they are shock jocks. Stern but edgier.

>>213386474 (OP)
Why is he shilled so hard /tv/?
I only ever saw this guy today posted on another board. From what they were saying, he's a comedian who is trying to be a leftist grifter?

>>213394009
O&A with any combination of Patrice, Jimmy, Nick, and/or Louis was magic in the making

>>213393215
Steve-o, Cuomo, hanks, and babish are gold

>>213387552
Inspector faggot.

It's not even a bit, just a throwaway gag. always makes me laugh

>>213387552
Robocop batman is the pinnacle
> I hope you've enjoyed my ass,Batman, cuz now you're gay!
>Stav does a perfect Joker laugh

It's entirely self imposed.

>but he was racist
So was the fat retard who just hosted the ESPYs. No one cares.

>>213393153
Those red scare "women" are vile cunts, I don't wish them upon any man

>>213387664
Mersham running a karaoke night is one of my all-time favourites

>>213394636
Nick has such a beautiful gay mind

>>213387829
I was listening to the bit about Jim from Fund Du Lac getting raped by John Delorean at work the other day again, and I fucking love that bit

>>213386940
I like clips but full podcast episodes feel like digging for gold in dirt, but even more boring

>>213387552
Nick’s script for a Friends episode
>I have AIDS!

>>213387552
>gay jackass
>the guy who tries to make sure the trains run on time in neverland
>pepper ann and tony soprano
>adam shitting himself
>star trek the indian generation
>robocop batman showgirls
>me play joke
>stav vs adam over the breakfast sandwich
>morpheus having autism and naming his ship the uss sonic

>>213387552
>
>Adam's son
>Malcolm in the Middle
>Thursday boots ad read that got their contract cancelled
>Garfield L'Sagna
>losing hundreds of thousands of dollars on crypto
>Andrew Cuomo impression
>any time Nick describes his fantasy of being a giant inhuman colossus that is feared and respected
>Nick's 2017/2018 arc where he was shitposting on 4chan and r/drama all day long and used the show to rant about things he read there like Jussie Smollet faking his own attack before it was proven true

>>213387552
Them repeating themselves and forgetting that they already told this epic story from their youth to whatever else. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

>>213395062
nick losing thousands on crypto and then calling himself a finance goth was so fucking funny

Stav won

>>213395146
gorilla nick nigga

>>213395146
>>213395178
meds

>>213395078
>Did I ever tell you about Greg Pahanish?

>>213394028
He covered the De Niro/Trump cum debate while the 76th tower fell.

>>213396026
GAY AND NOT ITALIAN

>>213387806
>Chinese art of war in one ear car crash sound effect compilation in the othe

Guys I think he's in the thread

>>213388462
why do wrestling fags always expect everyone to know retarded lore for their insanely insular stupid 12 year old boy hobby? ive noticed this in particular with wrestling fags

>>213387475
because it works all over europe and could easily work in the US too if you guys just werent so mind numbingly fucking retarded
t. norwegian

Can zoomers claim Cum Town for coming up in the late 2010s or is that based off the age of the comics?

>>213387552
i dont know why but this shit is so insanely stupid and retarded it just cracks me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qun6B5v-Wc