Thread 213389901

>>213389901 (OP)
I always thought they were tasty lookin predictive programming

POST IT

bobby's meal mogging tony's and making my stomach growl for good measure

>>213389951
>predictive programming
And it won't be the last time.

>>213390003
gross

>>213390009
This scene is hilarious. Tony never eats 'healthy' but tries to make himself seem less fat by ordering this and then says fuck it and orders what Bobby's eating.

>>213390003
fried in goy oil

>>213390009
That steak did look pretty good

>>213390003
egg sarnies fried in tallow, lard or butter are the kino's bollocks - wallop some brown sauce on that buttered bread and its a majestic experience.

>>213390020
they been eating bugs in peru for a while now

>>213389901 (OP)
The matrix steak

every single fucking time it makes me salivate

>>213390003
I watched this movie recently and it was fucking great.

>>213390009
Niqqa dems frunch fries

I'd even eat the creepy watermelon with a face.

>>213390464
This is exactly like every first date I've been on.
The SS uniform really puts off a of women.

>>213390227
holy kek

steak and eggs from twister

>>213390965
I fucking hate the way Hoffman says “food” leading up to that scene

>>213390424
>this had bongs fuming out of their asses

>>213390020
Was about to post this, that bug always looked good to me ever since I was a kid and I'm white

>>213390424
White and black pudding is good though.

>>213391891
>yum rice, much better

And I'm not talking about the beer..

>>213390003
but I'm supposed to worship continental asian street vendors when they do this same thing of using way too much oil
and I'm supposed to HATE it even more when americans do it than when brits do it

>>213390208
the tard not mixing the cheese and bacon bits in while mixing the burger is so painful to look at every time

>>213391972
In comparison, yes

>>213390009
the episode where they order Pepper and Egg sandwiches from the deli (it's a Lent thing)

>>213392128
>slop, japan :D

>>213391972
Better than burnt toast with tar smeared on it.

>>213392129
The World's End had the best looking beer in any film. made me so thirsty

>>213389901 (OP)
I thought this was the blood porridge from the golden child.

>>213390965
I fucking love the way Hoffman says "food" leading up to that scene

>>213390641
Any food cooked in the wilderness is so good. There's something about cooking outdoors that makes it taste a billion times better.

>>213390810
Which would you choose?

>>213392274
The trick to marmite/vegemite is to use it very, very sparingly.

I'm not normally one for foreign food, but this elven stuff, it's not bad.

>>213390489
this

>>213390208
I miss the days when this was considered crazy shit on the internet

>>213392320
World's End is either so relatable that you hate it or it's kino depending on who you ask.

>>213392574
hunger is the best sauce

>>213390797
>puts off a of women
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>213390641
>Rest of fellowship gets sausages and bacon
>Aragorn gets a fucking apple

If I were him I'd fucking tax the shit out of the Shire once I'm King

>>213392647
I guess the bigger one?

>>213389901 (OP)
Gotta be the Big Kahuna burger for me, with the strudel in Inglourious Basterds for dessert

>>213392853
normally I know how typos happen, but idk wtf I did there. I'll take my SAAR and get out.

>>213392791
It was okay but the ending was fucking gay and shit, almost ruins the entire film and one of the biggest reasons for me to never rewatching it, marvel-tier slop bad.

>>213389951
You just unlocked a long forgotten memory. I always found this scene appetizing and suddenly started feeling hungry watching it, and I just felt it again after soooooooooo many years looking at that image. They do look weirdly delicious. I just cannot believe I wasn't alone in my experience of this. Kek.

For me it's the sandwich in I Am Jazz when Jazz binge eats in the car

>>213392894
where did the apple come from?

>>213390489
That takes me back. I also thought that they made the grass and leaves appear oddly tasty. I think it was because of how juicy it sounded.

I suspect the pudding wasn't actually that good. But the dinners in the film look so comfy that I find myself wishing I was sitting there dining with them anyway.

>>213393381
Yavanna, Giver of Fruits.

>>213393334
I noticed that you avoided using any pronouns for Jazz

webm related

>>213392988
>It's wabbit season!

>>213393334
What the hell is in that sam'mitch? Barbecued chicken and premarin? With choccy milk laced with T blockers? Who drinks choccy milk with barbecue? I have so many questions.

>>213392647
i pick the left-hand weevil, it has a considerable impairment in both length and breadth.

Wow, guess you guys really needed me.
Aww, he's even smiling.

>>213393631
Duck season!

>>213390965
FOOOOOOD

>>213393334
Damn, no wonder he got so fat

>>213393769
What kind of faggot says choccy milk?

>>213392574
hunger is the best spice

>>213393186
eh, was about to post this

>>213392574
It's not about the wilderness. It's about using actual fire to cook. Electricity just doesn't taste good.

>>213394038
The director's cut truly is a gift.

>>213392744
butter and brie

>>213392178
>t. bong

>>213395099
>slop, england :(

>>213390464
I hate Tarantino for keeping that shot of all the cream falling off the spoon.
It would genuinely not shock me if that asshole did it intentionally just to annoy the likes of me.

>>213389931
Looks like sick dick

>>213389951
I consumed too many big gummies in my youth because of this. Also fuck you I now need bulk sour worms.

>>213393459
That, and how the characters seemed to enjoy eating the leaves, specially when they risk starving. Suggestion is quite powerful in that movie.

>>213390370
They eat worse things than bugs over there.

>>213390424
>>213391891
The level of a lack of awareness among those bugmen is hilarious to me. They drown everything in onions sauce.

>Big Kahuna Burger

What makes it Hawaiian? It looks like totally generic burger you could anywhere. I'd expect some pineapple or maybe a King's Hawaiian roll as a bun.

>>213392690
The trick to marmite/vegemite is to chuck it in the bin.

>>213394268
Anons on this basket weaving forum. Lurk moar. You too shall learn the language of our people. We will teach you... Slowly and painfully.

>>213392860
Is that supposed to be a croquembouche?

>>213395486
>That's not an EGG!

>>213394563
This. If you're cold, hungry, and tired, you'll eat damn near anything you can chew and swallow.

>>213390003
Seed oil kills you slowly.
They extract the ""vegetable"" oil with toxic chemicals, bleach and deodorize it because it would be inedible for normal human beings. Also they heat it up in this process way past the safe point, breaking up the unsaturated fats into toxic waste.

Eat cold pressed olive oil (EVOO). Don't eat this product that was used to lubricate machines before it become a household in processed foods.

>>213390965
Came here to post this

>>213390424
Anime name?

>>213391689
ltg is spiritually british

>>213392020
didnt even think about it but if this was set in some south east asian shithole and had an Anthony Bourdain voice over it would have 100 replies every time saying "ugh looks so good!" " they just do eggs so much better than anyone else" "to the uncultured this looks gross but to those who know this is one of the best meals on earth"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMrgQ_dOyhk

>>213396272
Yep. The Agenda didn't start this millennium.

>>213390797
>off a of women.

>>213392574
its the air

>>213390965
>but the steaks would be overcoo-
nah

>>213392020
As a burger I have never cooked nor heard of anyone else cooking eggs like that.

>>213392019
>24yo in 1987
>>213391410
>24yo in 2025

>>213392129
>beer knife

>>213395679
EGGS?

>>213396377
Okay, now have you ever heard of anyone in the US ever deep frying anything, which is the principle being discussed?

>>213390145
in the 1980s that was probably lard

From Anne With An E

I don't know what it is. Looks good though

rate my brekky

>>213396806
That is the whitest white bread I have ever seen.

>>213396870
thats because i got it from the only white owned bakery within 100km, the rest are all owned by viets

>>213396746
This nigga eatin beans

>>213389951
>they open their borders to the hyenas
>everything goes to shit until they start kicking out the foreigners again
What in the FUCK did they mean by this?

>>213396757
Crème Brûlée Tart i believe
the more liquid appearance could be because it has plums or some other fruit juice in it

>>213397082
Scar was a lazy motherfucker who just wanted the glory of being called king without actually tending to any of the responsibilities?

>>213397139
So why did Nala's mom (Serafi?) complain about the Hyenas eating everything and leaving nothing.

Why didn't Simba allow the Hyenas to stay after Scar's death?

>>213397132
It could also be a Chess Pie
..Fuck I want a slice of chess pie now

>>213397224
>Chess Pie
>in france
>those people in france
>eating a chess pie

>>213390489
Was scrolling through the thread hoping to see this.

>>213397286
Maybe there are at least a couple of people in France with good taste?

>>213396216
Princess Principal

Yes... I will eat... ze bugs...

>>213390208
It's strangely reassuring to be reminded that gay reddit shit like this existed on early internet

>>213393464
>and the Acheron, for me
childhood memory status: unlocked

>>213390464
two scoops???

>>213396806
10/10

>>213396806
haven't been able to eat meat lately, jealous as fuck

>>213392744
twin peaks almost makes me wanna eat myself to death with doughnuts and coffee

>>213391934
Same. I think It gives lobster vibes more than insect.

>>213390129
Earlier in the episode, there's an argument between Tony and his wife about him eating healthier.

>>213399006
jesus christ favreau

>>213389951
Shit so did me and my sister when we were kids

I eat this almost daily. There's blueberries at the bottom.

>>213393334
>that cameraman at 0:20
yeah I'm thinking Jazz kino

>>213392806
exactly right

>>213399006
>off the grill
>onto a plate
>off the plate onto a cutting board
>back onto the plate
fucking why?
just cut it on the grill and then put it on the plate.

>>213396806
replace barbecue sauce with mustard and it goes from 5/10 to 10/10

>>213399006
>bread fully toasted
>cheese nowhere near melted
you factually fucking lost at this point the grilled cheese is a failure
DISHONEST FILMMAKING

>>213397004
Where's this from?

>>213395579
>>213395549
brazilian and europoor election tourists still posting coal in 2025

>>213399122
you're not supposed to use your knife on hard surfaces like metal or ceramic, because it dulls the blade. ideally you'd only cut on wooden cutting boards and if you're really autistic, only on end-grain cutting boards.
i'd only ever bother with this if i had a knife that was 50 bucks and over. and knowing what this movie's about i'd guess he uses some giganigga nihongo 400 dorrar naifu or maybe some swiss knife of equal price

>>213390208
Post spider milk

>>213389901 (OP)

Shame that there's no full clip of it except this one yt short but the mountain people's breakfast in Strange Darling is pure Tarantino-style foodkino turned up to 11
https://youtube.com/shorts/NT21zwjq5T4?si=KqZSakay3U3cKRvh

>>213396413
>bread nice and burnt.
>Cheese cold and solid.

>>213390208
Imagine what that does to your colon.

>>213399250
>because it dulls the blade
just use a sharp spatula you fucking retard
you can literally see him using one at 0:19
sorry but what he did was stupid.

>>213398331
>Safe and sound at home again
>Let the waters roar, Jack

>>213393629
Based. God of Cookery is so good.

>>213399446
don't get mad at me cocksucker, i'm just explaining the logic of the scene, you asked why not cut it on the grill. i use a regular cheapo knife to spare myself from having to wash the cooking board too.

>>213389901 (OP)
I want to eat the food Lex and Tim eat in the first Jurassic Park film.

>>213390208
Completely disgusting and artless foodslop.

>>213396367
>No sear or color whatsoever
Doneness isn't the issue.

>>213390009
>James Gandolfini's final meal, just before his fatal heart attack, reportedly consisted of four rum shots, two piña coladas, two beers, two orders of fried prawns, and a large serving of foie gras.

>>213399629
>and a large serving of foie gras.
ironic

>>213399508
>you asked why not cut it on the grill
yes and i said nothing of a knife.

>>213396413
what's even in the centre, mince?

>>213399673
nigger bastard

>>213390810
The lesser of two weevils

>>213399678
that would be kimchi my friend

>>213396377
My Greek gran makes them like this. I fucking hate it.

>>213399242
googled caption lol, movie is "undefeatable"

>>213396413
KEK

>>213399242
>Where's this from?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undefeatable
Same movie with this scene in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3BQGgj4Qs

>>213400495
>>213390965

>>213400248
Holy fuck this is actually kino

>>213400521
so nice its posted twice. can't say that about any of these other meals

>>213399629
That's a fairly small amount of food for an averaged sized person, I'd say?

>>213390965
steak and eggs is nice but bacon and eggs is nicer

>>213399629
They forgot the large serving of cocaine

>>213397004
I'll have what he's having

>>213395283
it also kills my soul

>>213389951
I'd eat Shenzi's cookie, if you know what I mean.

>>213401364
You mean her huge pseudo penis.

>>213390208
I miss shit like this like you wouldn't believe

>>213401416
Why not both?

>>213395193
We have these marvellous inventions called recipes now and they render brown people completely irrelevant.

>>213395553
"Big Kahuna Burger" was the name of the chain, not the name of the burger. You could probably get a regular burger if you wanted.

>>213397004
do you get nutrition from rape?

>>213393381
dumbledore uses them as buttplugs

>>213401737
looks like diarrhea or indian food.
hows your day been, saar?

>>213397004
I can't pick my favorite part of this scene, the fact that he can't stop thinking about beating a black man to death while raping his wife or eating the steak burnt on one side and raw on the other.
Cinema

>>213399006
Butter and oil....aaaaaahhhhhhhg.

>>213396806
nice breakfast, although how round are you? that breakfast is okay once per week, fuck the monster off that shit is poison

>>213396806
>and diet cola!

>>213389951
I'm pretty sure they were supposed to look appetizing or they wouldn't have made them look so colorful.

>>213396401
>You have to eat all the eggs.

>>213396413
>one solid block. gorgeous.

>>213395553
In nz and aus Hawaiian is shorthand for pineapple and bacon so I would assume it's got that

for me, it's the chili and sea bass

>>213395451
Oh fuck. How do i find pickle girl again?

>>213402051
Correct! It's chicken Korma.
Indian food not made by Indian hands is surprisingly healthy, the base of almost every curry is just a spiced and blended vegetable soup.

>>213390003
is that really enough cooking oil?

When did this psyop against seed oils start?

>>213390424
>even anime girls are making fun of bongs
lol

Brontosaurus ribs for me, who wouldn't want to try dinosaur if they had the chance?

The pterodactyl drumsticks are probably good too

>>213390003
My mother used to feed me fishsticks that were cooked in so much oil that they were wholly wet with it when they got to my plate. It was like a sauce to her. Disgusting.

>>213390464
appel strudel is completely delicious. I used to get 5+ of them every time i visited lidl.

>>213390464
>saving that webm of jewish revenge fantasy slop on your hdd

>>213391972
Rice and chicken with some spices and sauce is objectively delicious. Nips and chinks got that right.

>>213402946
>not making hawaii every time
get some better taste.

>>213390797
kek it was a good joke, Anon

>>213393334
shart status?

>>213402969
when sneed bought chuck's obv

>>213402827
>remember that movie Jurassic park anon?
>remember that scene where they ate chilean sea bass?
>well think about this
>doesn't "chilean" sound a bit like "chili and"?
>what if i and other anons started referring to it as "chili and sea bass"?
>wouldn't that be funny?
>wouldn't saying "chili and sea bass" be funny?
>wouldn't it?
>wouldn't it anon?
>chili and sea bass
>see how it's funny?
>see how it's funny anon?
>i'm writing "chili and" instead of "chilean"
>it's funny anon
>isn't it funny anon?
>chili and sea bass

>>213403696
>>isn't it funny anon?
yes

>>213398973
I don't remember that which means you're making it up.

>>213393464
What the hell is it that gets pulled out of the stove and shown for like 2 seconds in this movie? It looks really delicious.

Only positive ill give the Tim Burton Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is all the chocolate and sweets looked really good

i have to go with the saving private ryan sandwich. it's spielberg's best sandwich closely followed by the war of the worlds pb/j sandwich

>>213393334
no, Jazz, you won't find your missing cock and balls in that pot of nutella

I started making eggs like this after watching this movie and it's actually bretty good especially if you use lots of butter

>>213403298
I fucking love pineapple on pizza.

>>213396609
When I went to a shitty rehab from my alcoholism every guy there looked like this and cooked like this

>>213404283
>especially if you use lots of butter
thats just french cooking

>>213403696
you mad

>>213404403
Universal studios in LA has a restaurant where you can get jurassic park themed food and it's really good actually

that cock-a-leekie soup looked good

>>213404152
corned beef and emmental?

>>213404509
Did they have Chili and Sea bass?

I want the Wes Anderson sushi

I'm not crazy, right?

>>213402827
I've been facinated with this meal long before it became a meme here. Ive still never had seabass.

>>213404884
>he never had chilean seabass
feels good to be a chilean that hates seafood

>>213399006
>buttering the outside of the sandwich
What the hell?

>>213390641
those are two or 3 large portobello mushrooms in the pan aswell

>>213391891
>the food of this nation isn't very good
>eats onigiri, the most bland food imaginable
top kek

The ratburger from Demolition Man
But it's have to be sold in context, I don't want to go to mcdonals
I want it in a smoky lit slums sold by a ugly but cute girl

>>213399055
Oatmeal or something else?

>>213392019
Oh behave!

>>213389901 (OP)
That did look good. What kind of soup was it?

>>213390208
I remember this picture...

>>213393631
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>213396806
>boomer meme drink
How a shitty wojak meme manage to psyopp people into consuming this absolute filth is beyond me.

>>213391972
Keep malding, Nigel

>>213402998
Ah, I remember those!

>most powerful empire in history
>worst cuisine on the entire planet
Why? Didn’t they raid the world for spices and shit?

>>213390489
Holy shit are you me, WTF.

>>213404960
Maricon culiao

>>213405118
Sorry, amigo, the girl was deported.

>>213405655
That’s just one charm/contrast with the British lul
They also hated sex and general fun having; why do you think they all wore black, to look cool? No

mmmmm gimme that ooze

>>213390655
>You've got soup. Why don't I get any soup?

>>213390424
>>213391891
Bongs will NEVER recover from this.

>>213390424
>no beans
>no square
>no bacon
>no mushrooms
what the FUCK is this

>>213390424
Is that fucking Nutella

>>213406091
The fuck is a "square"? You guys eat fucking shapes for breakfast?

>>213406177
Finally someone posted it. Good god why is Asian food so much more enticing than western food. I believe they did some sort of science on this. Asian cuisine is less expected than Western cuisine, and plays around with contrasts and unexpected ingredients more. Western cuisine is just expected, or standard blessings that go together in the “no duh” sense.

>>213403985
You mean THIS?
I don't know what it is but I want to eat it. I suspect it's some form of lasagna

>>213396377
Yeah I know you need to put some butter or oil in the pan to keep it from sticking but with that amount of oil you're just deep frying it. I'm also a burger but Jesus Christ

>>213393334
I do love a publix sub. Last month I literally did this in my car before going to see a amateur race.

>>213391600
>filtered

>>213406213
It's slop and you will never be japanese.

>>213396609
I love Trainspotting, good flick

>>213393907
you're completely dished!
don't you know in the service if you want to properly stimulate your bussy you just choose the greater of two weevils!

>>213393334
>mutilate child
>child starts stress eating because it has a bleeding hole between its legs
>make fun of the child because it's gotten fat
I hope the show ends with Jazz going on a murder spree, poor guy doesn't deserve any of this.

>>213406213
>blessings
blendings*

Saw a dumb bitch put pink ginger on her sushi once. I wanted to scream. Why are white people so stupid?

>>213406213
food :|
food, Asia :O

>>213406411
They literally serve it with the sushi, what does it matter?

>>213406411
You are not japanese and never will be.

>>213393559
I don't even know what his pronouns are

>>213406213
>Good god why is Asian food so much more enticing than western food.

>>213406233
Yes. I can't fathom what this is, but I want it.

>>213406200
Bong talk for toast, I would assume.

Fun fact: it's impossible to sound angry while saying "egg"

>>213406411
thats how you are supposed to eat it anon

>>213399006
Personally I think the funniest thing is that he leans into the cut like he's making a truly precision slice through some joints that requires both force and control to be done safely, but its literally just grilled cheese.

>>213406506
>imagine she is hairy under the cream

>>213406418
>>213406570
No it’s a palette cleanser you FUCKS

>>213406463
>proving his point

>>213406600
Women shouldn’t have body hair idiot

>>213406600
You are a strange fellow but if you like Italian women thats fine by me

>>213406600
She has hairy armpits too I think

>>213406600
Hairy yes, but with the cream? Not sure about that, bud.

>>213406213
>Bros how come the food of the culture is familiar to me while food of foreign cultures aren't? So crazy

>>213406720
the hair means you can "clean up" longer.

>>213406600
>>213406680
>>213406706
ew

>>213406738
https://www.bonappetit.com/trends/article/western-and-asian-recipes-are-different-down-to-the-flavor-chemistry?srsltid=AfmBOoqCKK66Fo3boR-T1DlzOfG-yfG7DKkW2Zuh7AnWxrCnF_2_LLic

>>213406611
Who the fuck cares? You still eat it.

>>213406738
https://www.nature.com/articles/srep00196

>>213406801
>You still eat it
I have never eaten ginger on its own
It’s fucking disgusting

>>213396401
Lmao

>>213406855
Jap pink ginger is different, it's basically pickled.

>>213406765
you are gay

>>213406907
Pickled ginger is also disgusting anon. Not everything should be pickled.

>>213390424
What the fuck are those purple things? They look like they’re filled with pus.

>>213406946
>Not everything should be pickled.
ok tastlet

>>213406946
It's alright. I's not as spicy as our ginger.

>>213406957
"Black Pudding" basically blood sausage Its not horrible , but nothing amazing

>>213406957
>purple
anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NihbGcLLBuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRmDhXpiUkQ

>>213406957
Blood, actually. Delish.

>>213405485
I drank it before the meme, still drink it today. I generally go for other flavors theses days however.

>>213405009
>3 large portobello
They're actually quite small. Remember, they're hobbits.

>>213405485
Ive been drinking that shit since highschool back in 2008 times. Things did exhist before you started social media you little faggot.

>>213396806
You are going to die at age 50 and your loved ones will be devastated.

>>213390424
>anime takes place in a fictionalized early 1900s
>brits STILL eat like this today
I don’t get it. Why do they eat like they’re rationing during wartime?

>>213403696
You seem grumpy. Let's get some authentic Chilean Chili and Sea Bass in you, that should help.

>>213397223
Sarabi

>>213407437
because its ingrained in the culture now
also this is actually an upgrade over how they ate prewar
also they avoid anything french
which is most "good" white food.
a decent amount of black cuisine comes from french cooking.

>>213390145
Goy oil, lol