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Anonymous No.213393975 >>213394049 >>213394203 >>213394311
CHOCOLATE NOOO
Anonymous No.213394049
>>213393975 (OP)
>thinks society sucks
>decides to become a bear researcher
>lives right alongside bears for 13 summers
>the last summer, go back to the airport to go home
>fat negress TSA agent chimps out at you
>"Fuck this, fuck people, I'd rather die in nature than live in civilization"
>Dies in nature
Tragic story, but understandable.
Anonymous No.213394064 >>213394093
would be fine if he didnt drag a woman out there making her believe she wouldnt be horrifically eaten alive and shit out into a giant pile for rescuers to find
Anonymous No.213394093 >>213394117 >>213394138 >>213394147
>>213394064
A woman is just as capable as a man is at recognizing danger. She was an adult, her safety was her responsibility.
Anonymous No.213394117 >>213394155
>>213394093
>woman is just as capable as a man is at recognizing danger
bait
Anonymous No.213394138 >>213394155
>>213394093
Holy Shit, a woman on 4chan!
Anonymous No.213394147
>>213394093
Ha!
Anonymous No.213394155
>>213394117
>>213394138
Equal rights, equal fights (with bears).
Anonymous No.213394166
lets say you wake up to a bear chomping on your retarded boyfriends skull as he moans in agony.
where do you run to after that, can you run without that nigger bear chasing you? if so where to, to the river? then what?

Hide out miles away and then go back to the scene to grab gear?

did they have sattelite phone?
Anonymous No.213394181 >>213394210
They would have been fine if not for the woman. I bet she wad on her period.
Anonymous No.213394203 >>213394230
>>213393975 (OP)
I grew up next to a lake and I lived my life much like Grizzly Man, but I was Canadian Goose Man.
Anonymous No.213394210 >>213394274
>>213394181
>They would have been fine if they weren't camping surrounded by the largest opportunity predator in the continental United States.
Anonymous No.213394230
>>213394203
Now THIS guy is crazy-brave. Even Monke fears the Goose.
Anonymous No.213394274
>>213394210
He was camping around bears, not blacks.
Anonymous No.213394311
>>213393975 (OP)
>An obviously insane and also clearly closeted gay man can get a gf and I can't