Thread 213395087

HOH: Mickey
Noms: Jimmy, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu

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previously on /bb/: >>213392117

first for KEANU KELLEY F2

vincenzo is RUNNING this house folks

>>213395087 (OP)
Living off the grid with Lauren and your 7 children

hag fans seething, I fucking love Kelley so much

Vince is awarding Kelley "employee of the week"

>>213395087 (OP)
This show is still on? My mom used to watch it when i was a kid.. what's the appeal?

>>213395133
Lauren doesn't seem like the "living off the grid" type there Ted.

Morgan talking about Jag's season and Hee-saam getting betrayed

rachel, ashley, ava on the block would be such kino

So uh fuck the Adrian vote, right Kelley?
I'm okay with her leaving now if she's just going to be a brainless groupie for the Weasel
I thought she actually learned to distance herself from him

My head is starting to hurt.
>Kelly told everything about Vinny to Jimmy on the hammock.
>Kelly is telling everything about Jimmy to Vinny here.
She's just stirring the pot now?
Whose side is she on?

F3

>>213395158
>Adrian
who?

>>213395137
It used to be fun watching gays and minorities spurge out with a white man or woman eventually winning every year.

Now I watch it to see people act like retards and cry about how dumb they were.

>>213395137
kek, my dad but same. was a bit bizzare watching it again with my dad and rachel is still on over a decade later. It's a bit like sports i guess, rooting for a certain team/player.

>>213395162
>Whose side is she on?
Chaos

Enter King Keanu

>>213395171
how it started and how it will end

>>213395195
based

>>213395137
they got TLPs

>>213395136
Dude its kinda crazy if we have two players win the game named Vincenzo and it wasn't by their real name it was Vince and Enzo.

TRUST THE POWER OF THE VETO

>>213395151
She seems like the type that would be up for it if it was the right guy. not me obviously, but a man can dream

>>213395165
>claimed the DR told her this
kek grod just puffing their delusional crazies into doing more of it

>>213395137
Put on feeds, and make fun of everybody with /bb/, It is good background noise.

why is every night im not here popping for some reason

>>213395231
>that sleazy professor who bangs half his students in his office welcome two new members into his cult

>>213395231
love these niggas (devin gave me a pass)

What would it take for Big Brother to take itself more seriously in the episodes and actually gain new viewers? Grod leaving? or leaving CBS?

The feeds are like watching an entirely different and much better show

>>213395231
THE WINNERS CIRCLE

it’s fucking insane that keanu somehow got blamed for adrian going on the block last week

Morgan is so stupid.

>>213395282
different network entirely
cbs is happy having a relatively dependable show for ratings this time of year

Keanu jerkin' it with two hands

Genuinely how does Morgan have any friends

>>213395282
bb is a cheap summer ratings win and that's how they like it

>>213395322
birds of a feather flocking together I imagine

This reality show pitch Rachel is describing is what she and Brendon did when they moved from LA to Alabama

>>213395299
you mean cool, effortlessly sexy, and more than a pretty face

>>213395343
i mean might as well milk it with rachels connections

if morgan is still around for comics and it's not snake related they've failed miserably

>>213395343
wasn't it on some literal who network

>>213395343
who would got to an autograph signing of some schmucks from BB?

>>213395343
surprised jeff and jordan didn't do much reality. they had diehard fans and still do.

>>213395322
she said earlier that she hasn't had a boyfriend since 2014 and the main priority for them is that they're into sports so that they have something to talk about with her dad. she has daddy issues for sure

>>213395365
medusa + two face

>>213395381
didn't jeff retroactively get in trouble for some of the chud shit he said on feeds like that spergout about dumbledore? feel like they wisely decided not to push it when that resurfaced

Lauren’s voice is cute

>>213395401
idk i remember minimal fallout way back when he said it. must have missed anything that came after.

>>213395382
She has been single since college? No wonder all she talks about are dating reality show ideas.

>>213395372
I think it was a network that just buys cheap slop self produced by youtubers and influencers

>>213395382
few weeks ago when talking to Zach about her "requirements" in guys she couldn't muster up a single thing besides looks.

>>213395382
how do you stay single throughout your twenties and then complain that you're single in your thirties? ya blew it, morgo.

>>213395477
she probably goes on tons of dates but guys dislike her. the fact that she's prioritizing someone being able to talk to her dad about sports over everything is wild

>>213395375
there are reality tv conventions and meet & greets like what cory in bb25 mentioned his family going to

>>213395406
she should do ASMR after this

>>213395430
at the time no, 2009/2011 that shit was still around enough it wasnt immediately cancelable, but he got retroactively fucked a couple years ago. IIRC he was the pre season cast interviewer in 21 but was cut from returning to do it the next season over it all
honestly I think he probably would've been groomed for julies job if it weren't for that, they kept giving him shit like that over the years

>Nothing is wrong if it's your move.
women logic

Kelley looks so cute without glasses

The way everyone praises Chelsie who was a massive bible thumper last year but now hates Mickey for thanking God once is hilarious

>>213395495
But that really isn't hard to find.

is vince going to hump the bed again

damn kelley passed out early

king
kelley
vincenzo
won't
dream final four

come in hey we got a bunch of people were forming the bomb squad

this lauren and morgan convo is painful

>>213395375
>>213395499
You can literally go on cruises with your favorite reality tv celebrities

>>213395537
someone that would like her personality too and not just ghosting her after a couple dates?

Morgan said Lauren is extremely smart!

keanus got the quran

>>213395552
she tends to go to bed pretty early, keanu seesaws between night owl and early to bed while vince almost never is out before 3am at the earliest

>>213395590
NEETs are built different

>>213395567
I can't believe it's still ongoing, lauren just needs to flee kek
morgan has found her perfect conversation partner, she can talk for an hour and lauren will have said less than a dozen words

>>213395569
Hell yeah meeting the OG Cowboy from BB5 is worth paying for

>>213395572
All you had to see was when she was talking to Zach about Adrian early in the game and wouldn't listen/concede any points.

I can't see a man putting up with her.

>>213395589
cool. jesus makes a guest appearance in it

the funny thing is Lauren will say nothing of substance and Morgan will walk away feeling really good about her

>>213395617
And doesn't know if she should question morgan's shitty logic.

>>213395651
TLP mist

>>213395651
its also osmosis of vince and zach
shell just accept whatever

SHOUTOUT MAMA

>>213395569
rytard!

BRUTAL feeds right now. these fuckers need to split up

>>213395651
Until the next time she sees Zach hitting on her and crashes out

After exhausting Mickey and talking at Lauren for over an hour, Morgan is now coming for us

the unstoppable talker vs the immovable thinker

>>213395688
kek as i posted this i saw lauren got called inside and was doing the walk in the background while rylie is yapping about life

shoutout twitch chatters

SHOUTOUT GAMERS

>>213395699
kek. She found the ultimate conversation partner for her, the camera.

>>213395688
I might call an early tonight these feeds are grim stuff
though morgan camtalking is different at least

GAMERS RISE UP

TMC giving out advice

OH FFS GET A MUZZLE

>>213395715
>>213395727
rise UP

>>213395720
no wonder she loves streaming

not all four cams grod please

I wonder if Morgan knows who forsen is.

>what I am doing is inspiring
>Young black women proud
>Gamers

I just realized Lauren was chat in that 1 on 1
one word answers or quick blurbs like a chat

OMEGALUL

>>213395781
she's been forsen herself on zach all season

Did Mickey just forget that evicting Kat will make him go scorched earth? He will find out who voted for it

>>213395803
she wants simp for herself

>age is just a number
you know this is genuinely true until you're like 65 but at the same time this is a blatant lie from ms. endlessly insecure about her age

>>213395802
i wish we got a real convo from zach to someone else why he doesn't like morgan. it's obvious he really doesn't like ashley and is upfront about it

/bb/ Morgan told us all to apply. Let's fill the house!

freeze yo eggs sis slay

>life advice from simpboy cuckbeast on one cam
>morgan camtalking so she can monologue on the other

yo…you good?

>>213395791
good one

I just remembered Morgan's mom has been texting Chelsie for advice. Wonder how that's been going this week

>>213395847
yeah we hoopin dawg wazzup

>>213395830
I mean, one of his "requirements" are chicks younger than himself lol.

>>213395879
no wonder morgan is workshopping this age is just a number line
just like she's gotten ever more heavy handed on the god talk after he said it was a key requirement

time for morgan to interrupt mickey's napping
wakey wakey ropes!

>>213395839
>If live is serious, just make it unserious.
This is what TMC is saying.

Advice from TMC is like old timey obvious advice from "Art of War".
>In war, food is important

>Morgan's endless monologue on camera 3 and 4.
>Relieved when commercials start

How do we feel about this?

>>213395946
They're getting so used to napping all day, it'll be rough when production starts enforcing that.

big groups outside are always boring as hell but at least they aren't spending time making a song or playing games like last season. or the fucking BITS that were never funny

>>213395973
why did he think he scared her? he mentioned it in the episode. also people on twitter were saying they knew she hated his big hug

>>213395971
if they start taking out our content makers like morgan/vince/ashley/kelley/keanu they will be absolutely fucked, production's only letting them get away with it because they're not getting too boring

>>213395979
hitting the bong with little leah

>>213395966
bit of a manface but suckable nips

based lauren telling morgan that they should keep kelley around as an asset

I shipped hannah and derek x

>>213395973
Zach flexing next to Julie is the most ballsy thing he's done this entire game

>>213395979
they must have straight up boomers or unpaid interns running the buttons because it's hilarious that they miss shit like this or the entire "ava needs to go up" talk

>>213396024
>I'm not crazy
well...maybe not about that

zach and ash <3

>>213396054
he truly does have the best chemistry with her yet hates her guts lmao

>>213396024
seemed like a very one-sided crush

Zach embarrassing the fuck out of Ashley right now because she said to him "Zach...i see you as a friend" instead of a showmance type thing. ashley just said she would make out with him after one shot though

would bb22 have been a better season if Rachel was cast?

>ash kissing zach’a hand
MORGANS GONNA FREAK

>kisses zach's hand
ashley is so fucking wet right now

lauren can't escape

>you remind me of my aunt
ROASTED

>>213396068
I doubt he hates her, maybe finds her annoying sometimes is all.

TLP AND MORGAN GETTING KEKED RIGHT NOW

Keanu is a big dude, he is going to smell if he doesn't shower multiple times a day.

kek morgan saying she got a whiff of keanu's feet when he lifted up his blanket and almost threw up

she says zach and vince are super clean but not sure about rylie

>>213396116
>ashley has gone further with zach than morgan

>kelley threw the arena to adrian and still won
>she knew it was 8

>>213396127
he said something like he "can't fucking stand her" last night

>>213396116
>>213396115
>>213396141
>morgan upstairs inside with lauren during this
kino

>>213396167
that looks more like kelly and adrian lmao

>>213396167
KEK

kelley says she threw the blockbuster to adrian and she still beat him

also she is telling vinny that someone told her he threw the hoh but i couldn't figure out who. i don't know why she trusts him again after finding more dirt about him

>>213396165
she's bullshitting

>>213396196
shes short on allies she needs anyone she can get

>>213396172
sounds very playground-esq: "bro I hate her so much....:)"

they're all so horny. ashley says she's in tua from the dolphins

>>213396196
She has nobody, and vince is one of the few people to be friendly with her.

they're trying to get ash to kiss zach

>>213396212
She likes guys with major brain damage?

>>213396167
that's his fucking girl :')

live NTR going on in backyard right now

>>213396214
Other people try to be friendly but she scurries back to the rat with her reports

>>213396248
night time rape?

>>213396253
Most people blow her off.

>>213396103
Who would get cut in her place? She likely teams up w/ Janelle's side of the house. Idk if that prevents the steamroll but it can't be worse than what we got

kek vince and keanu talking about how they can use kelley as an asset

morgan earlier saying they can use kelley as an asset

this means she goes home this week, right?

Vince is unemployed
Jimmy's a fag
Lauren does botox
Kats a hick
Rytard does meth
Zach is a HAPA that signed up for the wrong show
Cookout is black
Rachel is a hag
Kelley is cute
Keanu is King

>>213396279
she just has to comp beast every week like keanu no biggie

>>213396273
Nicole A. probably gets cut. Keesha was already an alternate for Kaycee.

>>213396285
What show should Zach have signed up for?

zach needs to kiss ashley so she stops trying to target him

>>213396307
Love Island

lmao ashley is playing with fire now

ZACH'S HAREM MEETING UPSTAIRS

sex with ashley

>>213396279
they're gonna give them the ropes around the poles this week or something where it'll be harder for kelley to win i'm sure

based Keanu throwing random ass targets at vince

>>213396311
But he doesn't want to kiss anybody

>>213396329
God wills it

>seeing a one second snippet of vince, keanu and zach
>back to all four cams on the hickmance

let’s go Kylie kino on the couch

how was ashley pissing rylie off?

>>213396374
unless he starts barebacking her on that couch there's nothing kino about these two

>>213396386
he’s doing that right now

Motormouth-Morgan and Long-pause-Lauren

>>213396396
I fucking wish, then we wouldn't be stuck with boring grossmance feeds
you just know they'll get at least half the cams anytime they're together now

>>213396396
They better put that in the next episode

>>213396407
Lauren’s second pair of lips move a lot faster if you know what I mean

>>213395803
why on earth would you need rylie in jury? he is borderline retarded and will always make the wrong decision

>>213396427
mickey has a huge crush on him
this entire season is just crush upon crush influencing gameplay big time

best moment of today

>>213396419
based queef connoisseur

everytime I see rylie and kat cams it’s just:

>rylie: you’re my fuckin girl and I’ll always fight for you in those house
>kat: ……..yeah

four feeds of Kylie, so fun

>>213396465
Still better than Morgan's monologue

cats clavicle

>>213396478
wrong
I'd sooner listen to morgan monologue about snakes and the wall than this shit
I'd retract if it were anything more than what
>>213396460
said

jimmy and rachel were out there the whole time?
fuck you skippy

>>213396489
Morgan's monologue to a camera that she didn't even know was filming was insufferable

it became too much, she pulled away

morgan left lauren alone with ashley

>>213396547
and thank fuck for that
hand him off to ropes kat

kek they are letting Rachel talk about how she doesn't want to be on anymore if they are voting her out week 1 jury.

I wonder what it’s like being a TLP

>>213396585
tasty lauren poop?

>>213396584
guess what ratchet that's how it's going to be :)

wtf laurens foot looked backwards

>>213396595
That is why she does the walk

According to Lauren, the odds this year and last are higher of veto being won by one of the nominees

>>213396614
woke up this morning, got myself a gun

buying someone flowers is such a weird gesture. here is some subjectively pretty plant thats going to die in a couple days. i love you

>>213396680
Flowers, yes. Plants, no. (I'm a plant mommy by the way)

>>213396670
someones got to post the webm of this moment because it's a lot more obvious the sopranos connection kek

kopes hoh

i read earlier that Ava wants anyone but Jimmy to win blockbuster. does that mean she's voting against him in all scenarios even though Will wants Jimmy to stay?

you know I'd beat the fuck out of anyone that messes with you /bb/, right? I would shoot the fucker dead in the eyes if they got between us. you're my world /bb/ I ain't ever gon' give that shit up. you believe me right, /bb/? you believe me?

>>213396721
thanks (:

>>213396721
stay back or i'll post clay rubina

>>213396721
Mhm.

katherine saying that keeping jimmy over kelley might be better for her game to mickey

>>213396756
stupid ass

mickey told kat that jimmy only suggest katherine only for going on the block

>>213396773
sorry for phrasing this so poorly. i was typing while trying to listen to their bullshit.

>rachel makes a bunch of theatrics out of joining his team for hoh comp for obvious reason
>him and his team just accept it
More and more i think being a spastic is a gift. None of the 4 cucks stood up and said fuck off. Literally all it would have taken.

Spergs are characterized as shy betas, but more and more i see normalfags being shy betas for he sake of appearance.

I’m a loose big piece :(

Jimmy finito

>>213396721
(stares blankly with RBF and says nothing)

>>213396791
He should have told her she didn't have permission to touch him. It would have ended it.

>>213396808
he's gonna win the blockbuster

>>213396833
fraid not

>>213396830
like i said; normalfags. they don't have the audacity to simply say fuck off.

>>213396833
I think so too.

>>213396803
im a loose big whole

>>213396845
yeah, it's just the odds after this point and nobody is expecting kelley to ever lose. it'll probably be something physical but as long as rylie wins over the other two then she could be okay

I gotta tap out, I'll take these relatively quiet feeds as my chance to catch up on sleep
night babes

>>213396830
Yeah but then he would've been beheaded

>>213396844
No, you have to be specific in your wording.
You have to use the me too like words. You are making me feel uncomfortable. You don't have permission to touch me.
Fuck off won't shame her.

>Ropes was moved by Katherine's story.
Does anyone know what she is talking about?

Kat is acting like a person, this is big progress for her

>>213396880
dead mom

>>213396876
lel. you're mindbroken by internet faggotry or live in cali. At least where i'm from, you can simply tell a broad to fuck off and that's that. No need for "muh comfort" faggotry.

ready for rachel/jimmy to go and take their annoying ass fans with them

>>213396910
Retard, you are forcing production to step in. If they don't, you can legitimately sue them.
Yelling at Rachel is just going to piss off all the other HGs.

>>213396960
I never said yell. Just have a spine and say " i want x and y on my team" instead of of saying it under your breath. Worst case scenario they break out the rules and decide what dictates a team. You'd be amazed what a bit of "embarrassment" can get you when you know what you want and you know you're in the right.

Lauren admitted she finds country men disgusting. No wonder her and Kat haven't been talking game.

Ashley is the hottest black girl we’ve ever had.

>>213397034
Kat said she was willing to throw Lauren under the bus from day 1. I thought it was extreme at first, but honestly based after that awful HoH week.

>>213397034
Holy based Lauren

>>213397056
we've had better looking but ashley is pretty and seems like fun

goodnight /bb/

I'm not saying this as a meme but I feel like Ashley would genuinely like being called n-bomb (hard R) in bed

anything cool happening on feeds or no?

>>213397122
you're right but that's a weird thing to think about

>>213397111
rip youll miss the cereal eating technique discussion

>>213397111
nighty night booboo

>>213397122
weird thing to think, just being honest but i realize where i am right now

>>213397142
we all know this is the proper way

>>213397158
sure but youve gotta use a human spoon instead

>>213397158
>i save it again not knowing if i saved it already
>i do this every season

when /bb/ slows down, i check out the catalog and instantly become depressed

kat needs to poop

do any straight men enjoy watching rachel and jimmy? they're an instant camera switch for me

>>213397346
rachel and jimmy both have the charisma of cardboard. they are both awkward asf then try to get a little one liner for tv. and rachel hilariously sounds robotic af when she's not trying for one liners.

>>213397384
based

>>213397384
based

OH GOD

this is going to be every night until one of them leaves

Lauren btw

vinny and lauren wanting to put up rachel next week and saying jimmy HAS to go this week

she must have mentioned being touch starved or something because this dude is just grabbing at everything at this point

everyone making jokes about how keanu stinks

Alright kkk (keanu kelly kat) bros goodnight

kat has zero interest with talking with ashley right now. ashley saying she has zero problem with jimmy winning

>>213397611
they fear king's musk

weak feeds tonight unfortunately. i guess vinny scrambling for next week is somewhat entertaining but nobody else is really talking game

>>213397720
wednesday night might be good

>>213397709
sometimes i feel like little things like odor can totally change how you're seen in the BB house and you'd never know watching the show. like if someone had terrible hygiene constantly fuck yeah you'd vote them out.

ashley making jokes about kat and rylie fucking under a blanket tonight

very cute ashley tonight

>>213397805
she honestly feels like a real big brother house guest where she is chaotic and doesn't have any main objective besides winning

>>213397771
Operation: Inseminate Katherine in full effect

why does he cover his mouth with his dainty little neet hands?

page 7 bump

>>213398109
nice bump anon

You kind of look like a worm

>Rachel spooks Vince
>He spent today convincing Keanu, Kelley and now Lauren Rachel's gotta go next

Perfect time for me to sneak downstairs and make a DiGiorno pizza to be honest. I could eat the whole thing by myself and nobody would know..

>>213398138
thank you it was very successful

finally morgan cam

kat was about to break up with riley after the domestic abuse episode yesterday, but then she saw how thick his dick was and she was feeling horny so shes giving it another shot

>I'm gonna cryyuh. I feel like I'm worthless. I'm not good enoughh. Stop being mean to me.
Riley begging for cuddles again. How the fuck does this guy have a kid?

Weird how last week felt like 3 weeks but this one feels normal paced

>>213398241
I need to pathetically manipulate women more because apparently it works

>>213398256
men should never be sexually rewarded for sympathy

he needs to ditch kat for rope

>>213398280
I did so much for you and I've been having a really rough time though. I just want to us to be close, forget about things and connect for a moment. We really need this.

>>213398318
It's funny how she's basically throwing her entire game away over him. She must want to get bleached badly

>>213398348
>>213398348
>>213398348
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