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Anonymous No.213397381 >>213397408 >>213397438 >>213397469 >>213397470 >>213397525 >>213397551 >>213397569 >>213397892 >>213398502 >>213398986 >>213399003 >>213399074 >>213399092 >>213399150 >>213400093
What the fuck is this scene doing in my kid-friendly movie?
Anonymous No.213397408 >>213399052
>>213397381 (OP)
only good Jedi is a dead one
Anonymous No.213397428
Anonymous No.213397438 >>213397450 >>213397472 >>213397485 >>213397562 >>213400301
>>213397381 (OP)
>in my kid-friendly movie
Who claimed this you gay nigger?
Anonymous No.213397440
You gotta do the younglings first man

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Anonymous No.213397450 >>213397485
>>213397438
He thought this was a Disney Star Wars movie
Anonymous No.213397453
little achuta fucks had it coming
Anonymous No.213397469
>>213397381 (OP)
Honestly, no idea. I suspect that Windu’s death was added in after the initial draft and that this was originally the main villainization scene for Anakin. It would have made more sense to show him mowing down strong troops to hype him up as a serious contender for the big finale. As it stands, Anakin/Vader never wins any 1:1 or serious fight throughout all 6 movies.
Anonymous No.213397470
>>213397381 (OP)
>YOU MASSACRED THE CHILDREN ANAKIN! THE CHILDREN! YOU CUT OFF THEIR HEADS AND STOMPED THEIR GUTS! THEY ALL BLED OUT AS YOU LAUGHED! THE KIDS WERE NO DIFFERENT THAN THE ONES WATCHING THIS NOW! ANAKIN YOU CHILD KILLER!
The deleted scene was better.
Anonymous No.213397472 >>213397485
>>213397438
Plinkett fatso did. He ruined Star Wars.
Anonymous No.213397485 >>213397539
>>213397438
>>213397450
>>213397472
George Lucas did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THKzwzieF40
Anonymous No.213397525 >>213398567
>>213397381 (OP)
Rather than just plowing through them, do you think he had a bit of fun as well. Suspending one by the force and chopping his arms and legs off leaving a little child slug on the floor, that sort of thing?
Anonymous No.213397539
>>213397485
George Lucas thought kids could handle challenging themes.
Disney thinks kids can ask their parents to give Disney money.
Anonymous No.213397551 >>213397563
>>213397381 (OP)
That movie was the greatest love story of all time
Anonymous No.213397562
>>213397438
It's a toy franchise for children, you manchild.
Anonymous No.213397563
>>213397551
I love democracy.
Anonymous No.213397569
>>213397381 (OP)
no kid has ever been scared by implied violence in a movie
Anonymous No.213397860 >>213398986
Oh yeah, Star Wars, the notoriously kid-friendly series
Anonymous No.213397881
In before "they're brainwashed child soldiers and deserve to die" cope man.
Anonymous No.213397892 >>213398527
>>213397381 (OP)
What's wrong with showing this to children exactly?
Anonymous No.213398502
>>213397381 (OP)
they may have survived because the bodies were not showed
Anonymous No.213398527 >>213399103
>>213397892
It isn’t encouraging the children to grow up to work 40+ hour weeks to make their Jewish bosses richer
Anonymous No.213398567
>>213397525
>His transmission was garbled. He promised you would be left in pieces.
Anonymous No.213398986
Thing is..these WERE kid-friendly scenes. It's just that those kids weren't as pussies as today's kids. And it applies to both >>213397381 (OP) and >>213397860 decades
Anonymous No.213399003
>>213397381 (OP)
cute boy
Anonymous No.213399052 >>213399061
>>213397408
Only sith deal in absolutes
Anonymous No.213399061
>>213399052
It helps no one to be reductive
Anonymous No.213399074 >>213399082
>>213397381 (OP)
great question. I thought the same when seeing it in theaters. like wtf Anakin, that's unjustifiably evil.
Anonymous No.213399082
>>213399074
How was it unjustified, exactly?
Anonymous No.213399092
>>213397381 (OP)
Plot twist: it was never kid-friendly.
>here’s my syncretic pseudo-spiritual mash to propagandize your kids.
Anonymous No.213399103
>>213398527
oof vey
Anonymous No.213399150 >>213400073
>>213397381 (OP)
what happened to the alien younglings
Anonymous No.213400073
>>213399150
they were killed twice as hard my man
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) No.213400093 >>213400099
>>213397381 (OP)
Your opinions are bad, Mike.
Anonymous No.213400099 >>213400164
>>213400093
Mfw Swans and Animal Collective come on the playlist
U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) No.213400164
>>213400099
Good taste, anon.
Anonymous No.213400301
>>213397438
George Lucas