Thread 213397605

40 year old man about to watch this horseshit, what am i in for

>>213397605 (OP)
>Advil jockey

>>213397605 (OP)
Didn’t this movie come out like 8 years ago? Feels like ancient history.

>>213397605 (OP)
What mediocre millennial womanchild pussy are you going to see this for

>>213397605 (OP)
>he watches childrens movies
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

Nitemarish AI slop fever dream.

>>213397650
it hasn't even been 8 months, you brainrotted cretin

>>213397605 (OP)
It's watchable.

>>213397697
that makes it sound kino

>40 years old
Holy shit you are old as fuck

>>213397781
>you’re brainrotted if you don’t keep up to date with what shithole Hollywood is doing 24/7
OK Hollywood executive. How does it feel that video games are now 10x more profitable than the movies you make?

>>213397820
i know :(

F-F-F-Feed!
S-S-S-Sneed!


https://vocaroo.com/1g5VpTASTETB

>>213397653
you still are a child, anon

>>213397605 (OP)
It was OK. I was actually surprised at how funny it was during the first half. Second half is just a generic "heroes face adversity, but in the end they save the day" plot line.

>>213397605 (OP)
It's better on mushrooms.

>>213397605 (OP)
a shitpost

wasn't the worst movie i've seen

Snoodkino

>>213398846
You're Indian

>>213397605 (OP)
i feel like they should have been more accurate to the game. i know you have to make concessions for the movie, but they really just did whatever. not a single experience orb, no enchantments. what the heck.

>>213397605 (OP)
I still cant believe a clown shit like this was actually made.

>>213400265
i can't believe it took this long. i guess in the end it doesn't matter, minecraft is more popular today than ever, but it feels like they really dragged their feet. i knew a movie was getting made as soon as Notch inked the sale.
you don't spend billions of dollars on a game, they were buying a brand.

>>213397605 (OP)
The first movie to have a pacing faster than Crank.

>>213397605 (OP)
It's fine, it's not as bad as it could have been.

>>213397605 (OP)
L-l-l-lava ch-ch-chicken
Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell oh mamacita now you're ringing the bell crispy and juicy now you're having a snack oh super spicy it's a LAVA ATTACK

>>213401282
it was an extremely economical 90 minutes, if you don't count the credits and post scenes. i never once felt like it overstayed it's welcome.

>>213401350
I built that machine in 2014 and now I sing this when I use it

>>213397650
F-F-F-FEEEEED
S-S-S-SEEEEEEED
SNEEDS FEED AND SEED NOW UR RINGIN THE BELL

>>213397605 (OP)
the first 20 minutes is kind of funny? idk how to describe it. jennifer coolidge's character is hilarious
the rest is kind of meh, i dont even remember what happens in mineland

>>213402146
>idk how to describe it.
absurdist.