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Anonymous No.213397605 >>213397637 >>213397650 >>213397652 >>213397653 >>213397785 >>213397891 >>213397906 >>213398101 >>213400224 >>213400265 >>213401282 >>213401291 >>213401350 >>213402146
Minecraft movie
40 year old man about to watch this horseshit, what am i in for
Anonymous No.213397637
>>213397605 (OP)
>Advil jockey
Anonymous No.213397650 >>213397781 >>213402087
>>213397605 (OP)
Didn’t this movie come out like 8 years ago? Feels like ancient history.
Anonymous No.213397652
>>213397605 (OP)
What mediocre millennial womanchild pussy are you going to see this for
Anonymous No.213397653 >>213397858
>>213397605 (OP)
>he watches childrens movies
AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
Anonymous No.213397697 >>213397817
Nitemarish AI slop fever dream.
Anonymous No.213397781 >>213397839
>>213397650
it hasn't even been 8 months, you brainrotted cretin
Anonymous No.213397785
>>213397605 (OP)
It's watchable.
Anonymous No.213397817
>>213397697
that makes it sound kino
Anonymous No.213397820 >>213397843
>40 years old
Holy shit you are old as fuck
Anonymous No.213397839
>>213397781
>you’re brainrotted if you don’t keep up to date with what shithole Hollywood is doing 24/7
OK Hollywood executive. How does it feel that video games are now 10x more profitable than the movies you make?
Anonymous No.213397843
>>213397820
i know :(
Anonymous No.213397855
F-F-F-Feed!
S-S-S-Sneed!


https://vocaroo.com/1g5VpTASTETB
Anonymous No.213397858
>>213397653
you still are a child, anon
Anonymous No.213397891
>>213397605 (OP)
It was OK. I was actually surprised at how funny it was during the first half. Second half is just a generic "heroes face adversity, but in the end they save the day" plot line.
Anonymous No.213397906
>>213397605 (OP)
It's better on mushrooms.
Anonymous No.213398101
>>213397605 (OP)
a shitpost
Anonymous No.213398712
wasn't the worst movie i've seen
Anonymous No.213398846 >>213398863
Snoodkino
Anonymous No.213398863
>>213398846
You're Indian
Anonymous No.213400224
>>213397605 (OP)
i feel like they should have been more accurate to the game. i know you have to make concessions for the movie, but they really just did whatever. not a single experience orb, no enchantments. what the heck.
Anonymous No.213400265 >>213400336
>>213397605 (OP)
I still cant believe a clown shit like this was actually made.
Anonymous No.213400336
>>213400265
i can't believe it took this long. i guess in the end it doesn't matter, minecraft is more popular today than ever, but it feels like they really dragged their feet. i knew a movie was getting made as soon as Notch inked the sale.
you don't spend billions of dollars on a game, they were buying a brand.
Anonymous No.213401282 >>213401498
>>213397605 (OP)
The first movie to have a pacing faster than Crank.
Anonymous No.213401291
>>213397605 (OP)
It's fine, it's not as bad as it could have been.
Anonymous No.213401350 >>213401571
>>213397605 (OP)
L-l-l-lava ch-ch-chicken
Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell oh mamacita now you're ringing the bell crispy and juicy now you're having a snack oh super spicy it's a LAVA ATTACK
Anonymous No.213401498
>>213401282
it was an extremely economical 90 minutes, if you don't count the credits and post scenes. i never once felt like it overstayed it's welcome.
Anonymous No.213401571
>>213401350
I built that machine in 2014 and now I sing this when I use it
Anonymous No.213402087
>>213397650
F-F-F-FEEEEED
S-S-S-SEEEEEEED
SNEEDS FEED AND SEED NOW UR RINGIN THE BELL
Anonymous No.213402146 >>213402286
>>213397605 (OP)
the first 20 minutes is kind of funny? idk how to describe it. jennifer coolidge's character is hilarious
the rest is kind of meh, i dont even remember what happens in mineland
Anonymous No.213402286
>>213402146
>idk how to describe it.
absurdist.