>get a skill

>>213398105 (OP)
I would like to beat the shit out of Sam Hyde but unfortunately he's taller and stronger than me

>>213398105 (OP)
Cosplaying as Leon Trotsky everyday isn’t a skill.

>>213398105 (OP)
>all tech jobs replaced with AI
>all low level office jobs replaced with jeets
>all maintenance/security/janitorial jobs replaced with nigs
What the fuck do I do now?

>>213398105 (OP)
>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"

>>213398121
Be like Sam and live off your daddy's credit card (Andrew Ruse confirmed this BTW)

>>213398105 (OP)
>I build.
>Gorilla Nests...
>Do u? TM

>>213398207
Are you saying Sam Hyde is a trust fundie?

>>213398105 (OP)
>get two

>>213398210
>>213398194
tl;dr?
I'm too lazy to watch some gay comedian podcast

>>213398105 (OP)
the daddy dom sketch dragged on for too long

>>213398207
I wish I had rich parents that set me up with a trust fund...

>>213398262
and a band…

>>213398213
what you think he got a chance on adult swim through talent?
lol

>>213398219
Hyde went on some boomer podcast and was raped by heatlamps paid for by Peter Thiel.

>look in to the camera and don't hold your laughter during a bit

Why does he make himself look like deliberate shit all the time and why does everything he produces have a low quality horribleness to it?

>>213398309
Most likely because he looks like shit and has no talent. I don't think it's a bit.

fuck my ancestors for not getting rich when they had the chance
now their entire lineage is dying with me
fuck you

>>213398105 (OP)
Are you trying to argue that skills are bad to obtain?

>>213398216
Do you think he had a really bad meal and it put him over the edge? Just some legitimately fucking awful shit on his plate and he ate it and was like "that's enough"

>>213398216
>kill yourself over your whore gf

The zoomers are adamant in not getting any valuable skills

>>213398105 (OP)
>Ruse, is talented
>Charls, is funny
>Nick, is good at acting
>Sam, is.... angry?
MDE is a complete theseus ship because of Sam, it started out as cutting edge incel humour and now it's all troons, you might even say that Sam is dishing out State Mandated Troon Content

>>213398309
It's a combination of sour grapes ("I never really *wanted* to look good or make beautiful things", so he does the complete opposite), and being "relatable" to his neckbeard/tranny/brownoid fans.

>>213398309
He got blackpilled after wp. You can tell in older mde videos his passion for graphic design and video editing shines through and it's genuinely the most well made videos you can find on youtube, but now his videos feel bitter and without effort. Guessing that also why needs to make himself look ugly because he's blackpilled about the state of the world.

>>213398462
>he's blackpilled
no he's just miserable because he sold himself out for nothing

>>213398207
>Andrew Ruse confirmed this BTW
where?

>>213398462
Anon you can't be older than 19 right

>>213398105 (OP)
Where is your tricycle, Sam?

>>213398105 (OP)
Nah.

>>213398489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEfQT5V-SE
Summary:
James Price was Sam's sound engineer for years and they had a falling out, probably because he started dating Channing and Sam didn't like that. James and a lot of other people weren't mentioned at all in Buckingham's puffball piece, despite being heavily involved with early MDE. He tries to give them credit.
All the guns in Sam's early vids were James's and other peoples. Sam actually doesn't like guns.
He confirmed that Sam was pissed about Automile and tried to fuck things up for Charls. Trapped, the main video editor, quit over this because he liked Charls.
Sam really was leeching off his dad the whole time using his credit cards. The jobs he got were mainly for "research"/sketch material.
He de-bleeped the Boston Ross vid to confirm why it was censored (Mindy was uncomfortably too close to Marky and virginal confirms he broke the law)
Sam had Channing shill on 4chan for him before they had their falling out, as well as doing it himself.

sam is more skilled than you are.

>>213398309
Irony shield. Manchild terrified of engaging with anything sincerely lest his true self be seen as "cringe".

>>213398105 (OP)
it gets exponentially better as it goes on just like the original but the cliffnotes still stand :
Season 1 is Kids in the Hall for internet kids
Season 2 is Amy Schumer/Nick Kroll for internet kids
Almost ever sketch you see in season 2 are in season 1 and done better. Whenever the sketch is peak the sketch goes on for 5-7 minutes extra. To the contrary to everyone else I think the daddy dom sketch gets better as it goes on when the people realize they're in a comedy sketch and start playing into it, mainly cos its the only time nicks not ready and waiting to stop the sketch and act like a fucking nigger at the movies.

Is Andy Kaufman to blame for this crop of retarded ironic "le im doing a le character" faggots like Sam, Matan, Eric Andre, Nardwuar etc?

>>213398105 (OP)
I remember a stream of his where he had a legit bitch baby scream meltdown because he saw a youtuber who was into cameras and film stuff and Sam was offended someone thought they knew something that he knew everything about so he genuinely seethed like a freak about some random youtuber that talked about a similar skill Sam had.

>>213398990
I don't mind Nardwuar since he puts actual research and effort into his content.

>>213398990
It's like a coping mechanism for midwit wannabes. In order to be a funny comedian you need quick wits, a high IQ, the ability to think on your feet and be charismatic. That's something that even among self-professed comedians is like 1/100. None of the MDE guys have it, not even Nick. Joe Rogan doesn't have. I would say someone like Harland Williams barely makes the cut even. Those 1/100 guys are more like Conan Obrien, Norm, etc.
If you put Sam Hyde in that room with the Australian woman and it would have been the most awkward, cringe and embarrassing shit imaginable for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L94M4xQcPYk

Extreme peace was so mediocre. You barely see people discussing it, Sam's just another "internet personality" now generating drama and chat donations. MDE died a long time ago.

>>213398114
All of his haters summed up

>>213398114
Sam is horrifically out of shape and would scream uncle within 30 seconds of being wrestled by a 130 pound skinny but energetic dork with an attitude.

>>213399180
Why do you think Sam hates Charls (a small manlet) and Guns. Combine those two and you have a formidable foe, no matter how tall/strong you are.

>>213398693
What exactly is this meant to prove? Some literal children tried to troll Sam and he... Noticed...?

>>213398114
He has cancer.

>>213399239
You look raped.

>>213399239
He got mindy rocked.

>bullying is funny.
>BUT NOT WHEN IT HAPPENS TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>213399230
or gay

The don jolly curse finally kicked in...

>>213399271
For lefties, you sure like joking about rape. Once again, what does this prove? Some kid says his face is full of dread in a tweet that <2000 people have even seen?
>>213399272
Who's Mindy?

>>213398105 (OP)
Like nunchuks and bow staff skills?

>>213399205
Manlet cope

>>213399319
>Who's Mindy?

A tight little piece. The key to all this.

>>213399334
Nice non answer. Now who is she?

My skill is making gorilla nests without sperging out.

>>213398207
A butthurt ex employee said that?!
I believe it...

>>213399347
I'm done educating nuMDE's for free. You aren't qualified to be having this discussion. No go and watch every single MDE video in chronological order.

>>213399319
Are these "lefties" in the room with you right now?

>>213398105 (OP)
>build a nest

>>213399273
Funny how you felt the need to pick a young picture of Harland while choosing the picture where Sam made himself look as bad as possible on purpose.

Don't you UNDERSTAND? I'm trying to SAVE young minds from this EVIL RAPIST! HE IS EVIL! HE IS RACIST! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?!? I'M A HERO!!!! EVERY THREAD I SPAM MAKES ME A HERO!!!!!

>>213399364
He didn't seem that upset. Besides, who on earth would want to be associated with MDE in its current form?

>>213399367
Your butthurt reflex here would indicate you’re likely one, yes. One cannot know with a certitude however.

I’m black btw.

>>213398105 (OP)
>Be a trust fund brat larping as a poor kid

>>213399366
No thanks, I'll just continue laughing at you hating a guy for something you're not even willing to explain.

>>213399378
His biggest crime is betraying the real MDE spirit. Don't get it twisted.

>>213399377
you sound raped

>>213399367
>I'm le based fence sitter
Even worse. Now I get why you hate Sam so much. You're one of the midwits he keeps joking about.

>>213399391
Tired mondotroon polemics, try something new.

>>213399395
be careful the nog will call you a lefty and go back to watching Charls suck his own dick

>>213399332
A literal dysgenic nerd that would fail the pacer test within less than 30 seconds would rape Sam for breakfast lunch and dinner.

>>213399398
Refer to >>213399319

>>213398105 (OP)
>>213398194
>talentless hack-fraud that surrounds himself with yes men and can't stand being the butt of the joke
The difference how Harland handled that edgy jew Matan and how Hyde had to resort to crashing the show with streetshitters really is sa testament to his fragile ego. If you listen to this man talk about other comedians you can tell he's still salty about being canceled by a jew and how nobody stood up for him. He's a sore loser lol.

>>213399404
>doesn't know about mindy
>has all of sams political beliefs memorised for quick "owns" on 4channel

NuMDE.

>>213399377
if sam made himself look bad on purpose what's the issue? his ugly bloated red face fits perfectly because it looks like he's being squeezed between his muscular ass cheeks
y'know... comedy?
also harland looks sexier now than he did when he was young while sam is a balding shambling manlet

>>213398105 (OP)
Get a haircut

>>213399434
>Simping for a literal old man to own your e daddy
Sad

Sam spoke at length about wanting to look ugly for comedic reasons in salt sweet balance health lifehacks, Charls PB2 review but you are all NuMDE and you wouldn't know that.

>>213399432
>has all of sams political beliefs memorised for quick "owns" on 4channel
I've literally only ever watched the Sam Hyde Show, he frequently mentions midwits being the worst because even retards know what midwits don't.

>>213399468
people get old
you'll get old if you're lucky and then you'll die and be gone forever. none of this matters

>>213399492
>I've literally only ever watched the Sam Hyde Show

Trust me, it shows.

>>213399499
Interesting thesis, now get in the nest old man.

>>213399519
once sam's done building it i'll hop in and die

>>213399514
>You're not as obsessed with my e daddy as I am
That's what makes your obsession over him so embarrassing. You've been following him for years and aren't even willing to explain the shit that comes out of your mouth.

>>213399492
Sam is a midwit though. It's painfully obvious especially on that podcast when he couldn't articulate his beliefs to that MMA meathead and when he starting larping as a Christian.

>>213399521
He built it for you already out of your expensive equipment that you're not getting compensated for. What's the delay?

>>213398105 (OP)
I have two thank you very much.
1.Playing video games.
2.Watching pornography.

>>213399526
Why should I? It's unlikely you'd understand if I did.

>>213399540
that's it? 1/10 nest building. try again.

>>213399536
Can you imagine sam receiving communion lol

>>213399581
You would know? I thought Sam was the nest building expert? I guess it was projection after all.

>>213399592
I thought so too considering what a raped gorilla he is but maybe the rape damaged it brain. Tragic.

I'm afraid Harland raped him a little too hard
there's no coming back from this, truly grim and over

>>213399536
I will grant you that Sam being a Christian is definitely a larp. Though I'm not seeing what's inconsistent in what he said here?

>>213399603
*his brain
whoopsie i guess I have a little myself

>>213399612
If he believed any of that he wouldn't have made fishtank.

>>213399536
See the thing is though he has this retarded shield of "le irony le doing a bit" so he never has to actually have convictions
For instance you could say "Wait Sam didn't you say you believed in God" and he'd go "heh I was just doing a character"

Tim and Eric was funnier than this literal retrded baby diaper shit. Adult Swim was right about MDE.

I 100% believe sam is a devout Christian. he looks just as fat, angry, ugly and hate-filled as any bible thumper I've seen in the USA

>>213399639
shalom

>>213399638
They certainly never produced anything as hateful and contrary to their artistic beliefs as fishtank.

>>213399650
Are you Jewish? You look Jewish.

>>213399639
Not beating the allegations

>>213398114
You should try it anyway so we can all laugh at the video.

MDE really started to go wrong once they started "crossing over" with people like idubbbz and brandon buckingham. Yet more grist for the "content" mill.

>>213398121
None of that is true

>>213398121
Get a low level office tech maintenance job but most importantly one with some kind of government protocols in place that require them to hire a US citizen.

>>213398114
just stop living in his office

he had his fun and tells young guys to settle down, male roastie