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Anonymous No.213398248 >>213398258 >>213398333 >>213398472 >>213398590 >>213399807 >>213399857 >>213399912 >>213400059 >>213400131 >>213401358 >>213402381 >>213402815
Who would win in a fight between Bourdain and Fiery?

My money is on Bourdain
Anonymous No.213398258 >>213398315
>>213398248 (OP)
Why do you keep making Bourdain threads everyday you schizo
Anonymous No.213398315
>>213398258
Autistic fixation is a hell of a thing.
Anonymous No.213398333
>>213398248 (OP)
My money's on the guy who's not a mentally ill jew who killed himself
Anonymous No.213398346 >>213398472 >>213399694 >>213399763 >>213399791 >>213399962 >>213401271
>your body is not a temple
>it's an amusement park

What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.213398378 >>213398552
I miss him. He always seemed genuine.
Anonymous No.213398472
>>213398248 (OP)
But he's dead

>>213398346
You should have fun with it but it requires maintenance
Anonymous No.213398552 >>213398644
>>213398378
Yeah, he's a simple down to earth guy
Anonymous No.213398590 >>213398613 >>213401299
>>213398248 (OP)
is that the woman who killed him?
Anonymous No.213398613 >>213399135 >>213399785 >>213401879 >>213402423
>>213398590
It's just that he wouldn't stop busting her balls
Anonymous No.213398644
>>213398552
They used to call them winos back in the day.
Anonymous No.213399135
>>213398613
Please tell me this isn't real. So sad.
Anonymous No.213399288
they look repulsive
Anonymous No.213399694 >>213399914
>>213398346
>your body is not a temple
>it's an amusement park
Anonymous No.213399763
>>213398346
stuff it full of hotdogs
Anonymous No.213399785 >>213399790 >>213399796 >>213399960
>>213398613
>killing yourself over a piece of cooze
Also, do jews go to hell for suicide?
Anonymous No.213399790 >>213399814
>>213399785
Jews go to hell no matter what.
Anonymous No.213399791
>>213398346
are amusement parks not just temples to the gods of fun???
Anonymous No.213399796
>>213399785
they go to the realm of sheol and become dybbuks. he's going to haunt every anon in this thread now
Anonymous No.213399807 >>213399874
>>213398248 (OP)
>bro sees an old man with low body fat and thinks he's ripped
Anonymous No.213399814
>>213399790
kek
Anonymous No.213399857
>>213398248 (OP)
>Who would win
The rope.
Anonymous No.213399874
>>213399807
Guy was 6'3 180lbs. That's the exact same a Jalin Turner. Is he ripped?
Anonymous No.213399912 >>213399976 >>213400001 >>213402365
>>213398248 (OP)
Bourdain looks frail compared to fiery
Anonymous No.213399914
>>213399694
Ben Browder VS Randy Couture?
Anonymous No.213399960 >>213400625
>>213399785
ironically, they go to catholic heaven
Anonymous No.213399962
>>213398346
He's a hedonist. It's not that hard, anon.
Anonymous No.213399976
>>213399912
Vaporwave wite boi summer vibes
Anonymous No.213400001 >>213402365
>>213399912
Guy could unironically take Bordain in a fight.
Anonymous No.213400059 >>213400969
>>213398248 (OP)
Guy won
Anonymous No.213400120 >>213400507 >>213401061
I canโ€™t get over the episode where he said white genocide was a good thing

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
Anonymous No.213400131 >>213400149
>>213398248 (OP)
Bourdain became a hardcore meetoo-supporter in his later years, to the point of cutting off everybody in his personal life who even slightly disagreed with the movement. Then he killed himself.
Anonymous No.213400149
>>213400131
He was so dedicated, he even cancelled himself.
Anonymous No.213400266 >>213400725 >>213401250
He was a blue belt, took Gracie privates and attended Danaher classes when Danaher was teaching in New York. He won some New York Open in the old codger division.

Suffice to say he would batter any untrained man to death.
Anonymous No.213400507
>>213400120
Iโ€™m so glad this faggot killed himself.
Anonymous No.213400625
>>213399960
which is hell
Anonymous No.213400725
>>213400266
the only person he could batter is himself hahaha
Anonymous No.213400969 >>213401013
>>213400059
>Iโ€™ve always viewed my father as a wise old owl
>actually owls are dumb as shit and your dead father must have been dumb as shit too
what did joe rogan mean by this
Anonymous No.213401013
>>213400969
That was his way of paying respects to Bourdain for not giving him a second beer. Had to be done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6YHEt0vSKQ
Anonymous No.213401061 >>213401225
>>213400120
The stupidity of this video on display just reminds me of this meme.
Anonymous No.213401225
>>213401061
No, it makes perfect sense. The one drop rule applies as always.
Anonymous No.213401250 >>213401855 >>213402418
>>213400266
>jewish cooking man goes red in the face with anger and tries to fight me because I used the word "calories" within earshot of him
>think he's going to throw a punch at me
>instead he flops backwards into a supine pose, legs akimbo showing me the soles of his feet
>as this pose forces poisoned air to escape his talmudic anal cavity, a cursed voice from nowhere in particular whispers "remember the six gorillion" directly into my ear
>"what the fuck?" escapes my lips before a conscious thought can transmit a measured response to the scene developing before me
>there is a mischievous glint in his eye as he tells me his body is a theme park and tries to show me some of his trendy tattoos
>"This one could be tribal or it might just be triangles, I got it in Siam"
>I back away in disgust and confusion defensively raising my hands, literally anything between me and this ghoul feels like protection, even if it is my own flesh and bone
>ass-first he scoots toward me like a dog scratching its ass on carpet after a difficult shit
>feel dizzy and can tell I'm about to vomit
>with dilated pupils and through slopping noises caused by excess salivation he asks if I have any locally brewed beer
>before I can answer he begins waffling on about street food and two star hotels in Bangladesh, he seems to in some sort of turmeric and saffron induced fugue state
>I tell him to stop breaking my balls
>he immediately kills himself
Crisis averted.
Anonymous No.213401271
>>213398346
He means you should pour some cream sauce in your negronis.
Anonymous No.213401299 >>213401543
>>213398590
Nobody killed him, this weak-willed faggot hanged himself. Or maybe the CIA/Mossad/Illuminati/Clintons/International Jewry killed him, but that's only if you believe /pol/.
Anonymous No.213401358 >>213401420 >>213402404
>>213398248 (OP)
>ywn be some
16-year-old kid being โ€œrapedโ€ by Asia Argento.

I wouldnโ€™t have ratted her out.
Anonymous No.213401420
>>213401358
Yeah because you haven't been with an old whore whose battered pussy feels like "Hot dog in a hallway"
Anonymous No.213401543 >>213401602 >>213401612
>>213401299
>dines with presidnets
>philosophical and good natured
>passionate about work
>happy
>ex-wife, daughter, friends, entire production team that traveled all over the world with him and witnessed the relationship first hand says Anthony was fine until he met her and that she made everything worse.
>crazy Italian lady he gave his all to publicly cheats on him
>kills himself
Yeah she did it.
Anonymous No.213401602 >>213402129
>>213401543
He sounds like a retarded teenager. Did he never have a woman tell him "no" while growing up? If a dude of his age kills himself over a whore it reflects poorly on him, not the whore.
Anonymous No.213401612
>>213401543
And she's still publicly leeching off of him, making statements about him being her "partner" as if she didn't cheat on him and cause his death.
Anonymous No.213401855
>>213401250
7/10 i giggled
Anonymous No.213401856
Asias weird vag tramp stamp holy shit thatโ€™s possibly worse than the loli tat whores get there
Anonymous No.213401879
>>213398613
Ok
Anonymous No.213402129
>>213401602
Not really. He had been married and divorced twice, had a kid. Rich, famous, well traveled, respected writer, chef, and critic, he had not much else to want in life besides finding love again. He poured everything he had into that relationship, practically gave her his tv show, took her around the world with him, give her career in entertainment a second wind. She thanks him by cheating on him, just shitty. After that what more do you need to do in life? No good deed goes unpunished is something many people struggle with, there's no karma. You can do all the good you can in the world and it doesn't stop bad things from happening to you. If you're a truly good person it's a hard thing to reconcile. Most people just end up withdrawing from the world, in the most extreme cases they get depressed and kill themselves.
Anonymous No.213402365
>>213399912
>>213400001
Guy looks like he doesnโ€™t need to be hit with the 5 point palm exploding heart technique. His heart is going to explode on its own. He might have a chance if he could end it quickly, but he lacks endurance. Bourdain would just have to bait him into attacking (and dodge) a few times so heโ€™s winded, and then itโ€™s game over for fieri.
Anonymous No.213402381
>>213398248 (OP)
Anonymous No.213402404
>>213401358
he got a payout of many thousands of dollars because of it.

for all we know, it was asia argento's idea and she got turned on by the idea of forcing her husband to give lots of money to the kid who had sex with her.
Anonymous No.213402418
>>213401250
kek pretty good
Anonymous No.213402423
>>213398613
>killing yourself over a woman cheating on you
>When you have a DAUGHTER

wtf even is that ?
Anonymous No.213402815
>>213398248 (OP)
If were talking about a food fight I'm going with Adam Richman.