Thread 213398348

HOH: Mickey
Noms: Jimmy, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu

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previously on /bb/: >>213395087

Ropes LOVES white boys!

Rylie just told Kat that he has a breeding fetish

I need a TND Double Eviction with King Keanu cleaning house

>>213398413
Imagine chicken Georges big belly resting on kats head as he forces her to deep throat his tiny pecker

>>213398575
IM PACKIN THE SUITCASE

>>213398589
That hog is insane no wonder he's got the girls misted

where's lauren

>>213398858
rylie killed her and is wearing her skin tomorrow to get closer to kat

Mornin’ /bb/

is today the day that tmc penetrates

Good morning ladies. Hogg called out sick today, so you're stuck with me

>>213399096
why do u have that pic saved weirdo

>>213399337
wanna come hang out inside my Mattrix tent, anon

>>213399323
About another 15 min before Hogg says hi

>>213398348 (OP)
No time to think /bb/, yes or no?!

Good morning ladies

>>213399475
No queer shit here homie. We’re a /Hogg/ board

>>213399401
lmao

>>213399715
Good morning.

>Morgan: Being born in the 2000s is crazy.
>Vince: yeah she (Lauren) was born after 9/11. Now that is something you wouldn’t want to miss

I still haven't forgiven Lauren for week 3.

>>213400433
ok.... wel... here's how.... wait... i think you should.... forgive me

i legit think im falling for her bros (T_T)

>>213400774
shes divine fem, look at that body

>>213399715
Morning Boss Hogg

Yer mah fuckin girl /bb/ I dont give a fuck I fuckin love the fuck outta yew

>>213399475
I'm an outright friend of dorothy you know what I'm saying?
>>213399715
morning hoggo

>gay tryhard speeches that nobody reacts to
>isn't blowing up anyone's games for going on the block
>STILL won't put up mickey even after all of this and wants to continue putting up keanu and kelley
jimmy is such a flop of a contestant. i won't care when he goes home this week

>>213399715
morning mr hogg

>>213401287
Pretty sure he said already that he will put up Mickey, Morgan, and Vinny

>>213398348 (OP)
holy TLP and demon kino

>>213399715
Good morning hogg

At least they have enough bullshit to fill tomorrow’s episode. I was getting nervous about 90 minute Wednesday episodes after last week with the amount of filler they had to cram in

kelley krusaders reporting in

>>213400262
love how disgusted kaysar looks in every screencaps of bb22

>>213402427
That's just standard arab resting face
Like a look of pure disgust or murderous rage and youre just vibin, havin a cup of joe

>>213401634
Rylie is the only one with enough balls

>>213402218
standing by

>>213399475
im a straight shooter girls only

Reddit is upset that CBS doesn't adhere to sharia law, I know this is a lil heavy for /bb/ but its so fucked up over there that claim to be the world's biggest feminists but throw hissy fits over the fucking Quran

Any cute numoles?

>>213403037
Post the one her looking like an Austin Powers fembot

>>213402861
who is sleeping under will now?

>>213403109
zachs down there now

>>213403151
Don't withhold the sexy boof pic, bastard cheapskate

Sometimes it's hard to reconcile that this is the same show that Mike Boogie won

>>213403325
one could've said that literally one season later. I wonder what happened?

>>213403325
Mike Boogie is the manager at some weed dispensary in LA now

>>213402921
its hilarious how they think its cbs being racist when they are just being cheap asses

The show hasn't even had a respectable winner since Derrick

>>213403354
I thought this was Quinn from the thumbnail

>>213398575
hes been rode hard on those clubs

i miss when leah always looked like she was laughing or smiling but was crying

>>213403285
Pretty

Is Rylie actually cruising in the game right now cause he has a big one?

>>213399715
Ohayouuuu Hogg Senpaiii
>>213401287
Hisam >> Jimmy
>>213402218
Bday tomorrow ^v^

>>213404050
yeah hes got that thang on him

>>213402921
Source?

>>213401287
>gay tryhard speeches that nobody reacts to
picrel is the apt response, i swear this was like in the start of 3-4 episodes

>>213404271
His ass

>>213398348 (OP)
>>213399096
>>213403037
>>213403151
Need a scuffed winter season where its just a bunch of TLPs doing strip comps.
RETVRN TO TRADITION

>>213404616
This chick had no brains, had every guy in the house simping for her and didnt use it to her advantage at all

>>213404672
Buddy that's cap. If I was in that house I would have fucked MJ in the ass.

>>213404672
she did save us from t'kor

>>213403285
I GOT THAT SUMMER TIME
SUMMER TIME SADNESS

>>213404050
bro is bricked up

>>213404717
Hated that n bomb

>>213404871
Yeah she was and is a nigger

>>213404907
And we don't like their kind here

>Both Christian
>Both Country
>Both Homophobes

Is the showmance inevitable?

>>213404973
He's already in some weird predatory thing with Katharine the blonde

>>213404973
yeah, she wants him in jury and kitty kat kat pre-jury

>>213404936
Wrong.

>>213404973
Shes a size queen she needs him to make a pulled pork sandwich with her.

>>213404973
Rylie doesn't like black girls.

You get to fuck one girl from BB in the prime who is it?

>Jessie from BB15

>>213405226
Winner of bb3
Forgot her name

>>213405059
queen ash's eyes unironically scare me away from being attracted to her

>>213405226
Alison BB4 or Britney Haynes

>>213404973
Rylie is gonna make Kat and Ropes his concubines

>>213405226
BB12 Britney Haynes no question

>>213405255
Yeah Lisa was hot as fuck.

>>213405260
>>213405319
Shes third for me good choice boys.

ava digging in it

>>213405490
Mutt.

>>213405490
She needs to wash her crack

no napping houseguests

rachel threatened to go yell at the boys to wake them up. she seething they ignore orders

>>213405226
aaryn from bb15. as an indian guy, fucking a racist blonde white girl is my dream

>>213405226
Honestly, fucking BB12 Rachel would be pretty sweet.

>>213405837
>as an indian guy
Why are you here? Honest question

>>213405226
dani donato 2 years before bb8, she was a finalist for bb6

>>213405226
paloma

How the fuck did we not get even one nude from Kirsten after she left?

https://x.com/PotatoAdvicee/status/1952594837452247408

Rattobros...

Woddle

>>213406073
Why is she being such a cunt about it? kek

why isnt morgan in peach cobbler?

>>213405541
After I smell it and rate on a scale of 1 to ten

>>213406030
Holy shit I just realized we almost lost Dud week one that year. Can you imagine?

>>213406147
it was 13-0 and luke was already gone.

>>213406073
it's a damn shame britbrit made amends with rachel. i miss them hating each other

>>213406130
you know why

I want to smell MJs shit.

https://youtu.be/O0d30TGUXBU?si=k707cNCMFaXcoc5A&t=85

rachel and kat

Get rid of the BBB, bring in hidden vote tallies

>>213406073
Still looking good.

>>213406383
im tired of people pretending bb19 is the worst season ever. shit was entertaining till the very end

>>213406383
juries full of people hating each other are comfy

>>213406504
It works because the ending. 100s of hours of boring television doesn't make up for it.

>>213406596
which parts were boring again?

keanu and rachel had another fight?

>>213406504
You did not watch it live.

>>213405895
Based boob enjoyer

>>213406673
you found Paul controlling a house of retarded simps entertaining?

>>213406673
Idk man people blindly not playing following Paul around. The constant bullying. Every week being predictable. People throwing HOHs to the decided person each week.

>>213406756
i didnt? huh. thats weird

>>213405226
Rachel from 12
Aaryn from 15 - probably wins
Natalie from 18 just for the motorboat
Elena from 19 big mommy milkies
Whitney or SaraBeth from 23
Loma from 24

>>213406708
It's funny how one fight has "domino effect" and leads to another one.
>Yesterday: Keanu pisses off Rachel with a comment that "I train pregnant people and they can very well lift weights". And Rachel says that "good luck with your insurance".
>Today: Rachel implies it was Keanu who peed on the floor and Keanu starts cleaning toilet just to pacify her.

>>213406837
You can see Whitneys butthole on reddit.

lauren is vertical and thinking thoughts

>>213406861
You can also see Janelles JOI video that was filmed with a cheap iPhone

>>213406861
Nice thanks

these 2 got nothing on them

>>213406861
She seems like such a slut

she is so indecisive she has redone those streamers 3 times already kek

If there is a Grod there will be drama on Kelleys birthday

>>213407213
there already is, rachel is mad at keanu for thinking he peed on the floor

>>213407225
Vince is the confirmed floor pisser?

>>213406893
Link?

>>213406861
source???

>>213407328
https://www.reddit.com/r/BigBrotherNSFW/comments/1iu0nml/whitney_bb23/

>>213407348
Post the one you said was your favorite forgot to save.

>>213407355
the new victoria

>>213407421
Victoria could be declared legally retarded

>>213407473
Yeah, just like Lauren

>>213407484
Lauren's just slooooooow like sloth

>>213407331
thats the TLP

>>213407543
kat has an awful wall picture

she looks like a hag

>>213407521
Based.

>>213407291
my guess is him or rytard

>>213407691
Let it be the wall.

>>213407691
yeah some of the HGs wall pics look terrible

>>213407735
You're wrong.

>>213407543
tasty lauren poop?

I unironically think Riley can win the game

I'd eat big mak's poop

>>213407761
Yah. Yah. Yahhhhhhhhgghhggggh. Yah. Yahhhh. Yah.

>>213407806
I would eat the corn out of her shit and im not just saying that so the autist big mak poster would respond. I would.

>>213407851
I said poop not shit

>>213407865
Yeah cause your a boy and im a man.

>>213407784
retard mist will win bb27 and get away with raping kat

>>213407923
We're all girls here

>>213407929
Lmao.

But jokes aside he's actually in one of the best spots in the house right now with Kat. When the house eventually splits they will decide the majority.

ava finally told ashley that vince and zach tried to flip the vote on will

>>213407761
What is the crease under her nose

>>213408184
its part of the mask

I want to do a line of coke of one of MJs logs.

whats with morgan and lauren hanging out so much the last 24 hours

will WON'T protect crazy ash

TLP stretching

>>213408469
vince and zach told her to she should get close with lauren as an ally because they're close with her

mickey is lost in the sauce

>>213408501
hmm, ok

>>213408296
ohh gotcha

>>213408637
Shes married now to a low test male.

>>213408461
Who is MJ?

Lauren says she’s an awful runner

laurens tightening her quads

that part

>>213408637
tight lil quarky

>>213408702
she cant walk right either

HE'S LITERALLY USING A KETTLE BELL HE HAS TO GO

>90 minute episode and BB Unlocked this week

LET'S GO

Lauren still hasn't outgrown high school & she straight up went to LSU.

>>213408820
Seems jimmy, rachel, and morgon still haven't outgrown highschool either.

getting sweaty in the gym with lauren

>>213406073
bb alumni having a melty new fans barely care about them

>>213408820
For gen z college is literally a extension of high school.

>>213408747
She wanted it so bad. This is why you can't trust people like her (girls from long island)

JIMMY LISTENING BY THE HN DOOR

I wanted to like him but he is such a fag for siding with the women's alliance and selling out his bros.

kek was jimmy standing outside the door listening that entire time?

>>213409118
all the guys love him and half the women want to fuck him

>>213409118
thats probably what gave lauren the ick

>>213409118
his bros are zae and vinny and zae is gone

Learn something Vincent

>>213409120
GO HOME GAMER GIRL

>>213409118
New era Derrick, everyone is terrified of even bringing his name up.

finally someone employing the listening behind the door strat

>>213409186
kek

>if you lose every competition how do you deserve to win?
modern players are so braindead

lauren took her outer top off

>According to Morgan, Dan "didn't touch the block until the end" and "threw everything."
They've got to stop letting these fake fans in here

>>213409256
I’m gonna bust

>>213409256
im taking my outer pants off

>>213408983
>>213409120
MORGAN COULD YOU SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

its a kylie episode

i refuse to believe kat is into this goober

>>213409419
based

>>213409405
She at least a little bit into it

>>213409419
I'm rooting for whoever puts Ava on the block, which is no one

>>213408702
im unironically starting to believe the LSU allegations

>>213409118
HAPAs and asian males never do anything cool.

>>213409405
shes got stockholm syndrome

>>213409151
He has small dick energy

>>213409717
>forgetting the supreme gentleman.

the most severe case of hohitis since frenchie

houseguests are under the impression ava doesn't care about winning and just wants to make it to jury so she can sleep and smoke

:D

>>213410098
That appears to be accurate

there has to have been a fight

you’re my only lawyer friend and I need your professional opinion

>>213409666
just let rachel win push for her to go up again

>>213410098
Reddit acting like shes a mastermind is funny af. She cares about keeping Will around and that's it. The comparisons to Sandra is just wild.

>>213410098
Man I wish I could win AFP by making weed jokes and wearing mismatched socks to look silly

>>213410310
Ava doesn't smoke weed but she does smoke cigarettes

PETS

>>213409926
the epitome of uncool, thats why he struggled to get bitches

>>213410421
goo time

>>213410359
They banned smoking from the house eh? That's fucked

>>213410359
i think weed is gay and nicotine is based but at least commit to the bit if you're going to fake hippy

what twisted game shall we play with the house guest today?

keanu's sister

>Week 5
>Still not 1 single real alliance in the house
>Still "too soon to start playing the game"

>>213410464
She's a poser

>>213410480
No ass

>>213410480
Do you think she's smelly too? I'd love to smell her.

kelley is taylor hale if taylor hale was actually bullied

>>213410736
>>213410763
Great post man thanks for adding this.

pets why

>>213410808
nobody has bullied kelley. keanu has been bullied more by rachel if anything.

>>213410955
production orgy in the living room while the HGs circle around on the couch watching

>>213410997
both kelly and keanu are bullied by the bullies in the house

>>213410955
I think it’s the goo voting thing

I want to Goo morgan

>>213411052
must be a coincidence morgon was talking about getting goo'd while in the gym earlier

>>213411052
the fuck is a goo voting thing

>>213411039
name one time when kelley was allegedly bullied

>>213411119
some stupid fan vote from the show taylor and derrick do

>>213410915
kek based

>>213411119
you/we were able to pick who had the worst fashion sense in the house and whoever was picked most gets gooed or some shit apparently

>>213411147
>when she didn't get picked to be a part of the team for balance comp.
They're othering and soft bullying

does anyone have any torrents of the old big brother seasons like 1-7? here in canada its not available in any streaming services for some retarded reason.

>come back from pets
>taylor hale has replaced mickey as a contestant

>>213411147
being isolated by the house and getting shit talked to in front and behind her back.

>>213411294
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:izenybwyev4552ggs2wwbaezlsa43pny&dn=bbrother&xl=100843623575&fc=401

the quality is dogshit.
but, still someone's seeding

>>213411260
oh that sounds really dumb and should be something they show as been only on the feeds as a way to get subs. instead they would rather people tune into some shitty recap show on fridays

>>213411394
you just described keanu

I like boobs

>>213411468
sounds gay

>>213411444
And kelly

>>213411520
well I am a lady

>>213411404
exactly what i need, thanks

Kelley <3

>>213411394
are you new? kelley is getting treated very well compared to the older seasons

>>213411638
oh the tangled webs he weaves

>>213411638
this one really makes me laugh

>>213411742
remember when she wept while eating a avocado kek

>>213411812
kek yes
I really do need to sort my folder I've got that saved somewhere

rylie's erection has 30k likes on twitter and there's posts thirsting for him. i just ordered some grey sweatpants

>>213412009
nevermind, it's mostly gay guys

>>213412045
Post it

>>213412139
https://x.com/RevengeeMia/status/1952564086987710497
Other anon is wrong check the quote tweets its a bunch of black women talkin bout he can call me the n word any time he wants

>>213411147
Amy called her creepy and Kelley still brings it up

>>213410372
KINO

>>213410372
Did this picture move at the beginning?

>jimmy gets slimed
>breaks down into tears
>house feels bad and the votes flip to kelley

FEEDS STILL DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>ropehead says that the people at the bottom of the house are Keanu, Kelley, Lauren and Ava
next same batch of people to go up over and over

>>213412677
ropes is lost in the throes of hohitis why on earth are you trusting her reads lmao

>>213412677
ZACH! SAVE MY TLP

NEW

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>>213412735
tasty lauren poop?