Thread 213399726

Making Superman a le wholesome faggot who saves squirrels and dogs disrespects the character. He is a god amongst men and should be treated as such.

Nah.

>him saving a squirrel is a real thing that happens
is this movie just a spiteful, asinine rebuke of the previous Superman even down to pedantic nonsense like this? Jesus, Gunn should get a fucking life.

>>213399726 (OP)
Didn’t even make as much money as MOS did 13 years ago. 10 million less people went to watch it. Couldn’t even beat Jurassic Park 8. It’s over

>>213399749
GAH what a pathetic weak faggot Superman... more like SQUIRRELMAN

The character deserves disrespect. It's jewish virtue-signalling tech redeployed for a modern era.

>>213399726 (OP)
>Making Superman a le wholesome faggot who saves squirrels and dogs disrespects the character. He is a god amongst men and should be treated as such.

>>213399726 (OP)
That's what audiences want from Superman yes. Every attempt to Marvelize Superman has failed. Fuck Gunn and fuck Internet /co/cksucker fanboys.

>>213399762
>SQUIRRELMAN
Kek I will use this now. I also like Normalman or Averageman.

>>213399777
You know what I noticed? No man over 20 went and saw the Superman movie. I mean MAN. Not manchild. It's repellent to anyone with testosterone. Me and my work buddies all love MoS and didn't even see the new one. I miss Cavill. I miss 2013.

>>213399726 (OP)
>having superman be a superhero disrespects the character
this is your brain on snydershit

>>213399726 (OP)
glwt

Are you retarded? The fact that Superman can stop and save a squirrel while fighting a giant monster makes him a hero. He does what no one else can.

>>213399797
Wrong. Man Of Steel is the ultimate manchild movie because it pretends to be for adults. Gunn Superman might be shitty but at least it's honest about what it is.

>>213399797
Nice head cannon. If you didn't go, how would you know who went?

>>213399726 (OP)
sorry that i like a superman who isnt a constantly questioning if he should save or even like us, take some anti-depressants you fag

>>213399870
/thread

I agree, any hero who stops to save an animal life is gay and a faggot and a onions and a

>>213399830
OH MY GOD LE SQUIRREL

WAS

SAVED

UPBOATS!!!!

>>213399866
Does he save animals in butcher farms? Is he vegan? Does he side with PETA?

>>213399909
Pedo Gunn could not even put a real dog in Squirrelman. It's just fake shit.

james gunn made a superman that the iron giant would look up to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz5RfjbImpI

zack snyder made a superman that batmanfaggots and alan moore could jerk off to

>>213399830
KEK

kek amerimutt superheros are pathetic

>>213400026
Iron Giant is earnest, like MoS and BvS. Squirrelman is just dishonest GoTG quipshit.

>>213400026
god i fucking hate alan moore, his one reddeming quality is that he fucking hates his film adaptations

>>213400128
Damn good thing he didn't absorb that explosion. Would have easily allowed Zod to kill him.

>>213400102
>Iron Giant is earnest, like MoS and BvS
earnest? it's a nihlistic cynical deconstrutction of the idea of being good, it is the most reddit film ever fucking made

>>213399726 (OP)
Snider fans liked Solo Leveling.

>>213400128
was that explosion gonna hurt him or something?

>>213399726 (OP)
I can't think of literally any time Superman has been depicted that way. All the movies focus on his humanity.

Superman back then
>Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
Superman now
>DO NOT FUCK WITH ME MORTALS

>>213399726 (OP)
>Henry Cavill wanted to play a more lighthearted Superman
>Gets strewn along by dozens of WB executives
>Gets fired by PedoGunn despite being told he was a lock
>Gets replaced by a jewish, low-T version of himself
Sigh...

>>213400281
>>Henry Cavill wanted to play a more lighthearted Superman
the damage was done

>>213399726 (OP)
That sounds kinda gay, op.

>>213399726 (OP)
has Jewish subversion gone so far that it's now that "based" opinion to demand that Superman be written as
>what if Homelander was.... LE GOOD?

>>213400281
Getting someone with lower T than Cavill is impossible

>>213400281
>Cavill wanted a MoS 2 that retcons all of the DCEU post MoS and wanted to adapt a mix of (actual) All-Star, Superman vs The Elite and For All Seasons
>with Matthew Vaughn or Christopher McQuarrie
I'm so fucking bitter. So fucking bitter.

>>213400384
you should be bitter at snyder then, this isn't the mcu multiverse shit where actors get a second shot with a character their director fumbled

>>213400281
>>Henry Cavill wanted to play a more lighthearted Superman
He got that with Joss Whedon. And it flopped miserably.

Just like Gay Man's Superman Returns flopped. And just like Pedo Man's SquirrelMan flopped. The larger audience don't want a cheesy ass gay Superman.

>>213400483
>And just like Pedo Man's SquirrelMan flopped
it broke even about 14 hours ago

>>213400384
>All-Star Superman
Glad that corny shit was never realized.

>>213400497
360m production budget + 200m marketing and they broke even at 550m? Damn, they must take 150% of all theatre income then?

>>213400483
he didn't love the character enough to shave his mustache or wear a fake beard

These movies are pretty much the same

>reboot from franchise that was popular but hated by online critics and fanboys/soiboys
>release to forced shill narrative of how it's so much better than the prior movies (because it has less problematic elements, ie masculinity)
>movie is a financial bomb, the general audience doesn't care because they removed the elements they found previously appealing
>online soiboys damage control by blaming it all on the prior movies and claiming that surely the sequels will do much better now that its "reputation" has been saved
>makes the franchise fade to irrelevancy and the studio loses millions of dollars

What's this phenomenon called?

>>213400518
He didn't even bother to show up for the additional scene Snyder shot for ZSJL. All the other cast members showed up. He's never been a particularly loyal guy.

>>213400534
to be fair he probably hated snyder's version of the character, he just wanted to be superman and he never got that

>>213400556
He sounds like a retard then because millions of people loved Snyder's take and there's a reason why even without the awkward CG that Whedon's version was so hated.

>>213400511
>360m production budget
lol retard

>>213400556
He's not there to fulfill his childhood fantasy but to do a job he's paid handsomely for.

>>213400567
>he fell for the Gunn liar damage control
The budget in just production is 360m minimum. This doesn't factor in reshoots that were had this year.

>>213400526
It's the phenomenon of studios who have no grasp of reality listening to oversocialized 000.1 percent of the population that lives on the internet instead of the general audience of normal people with healthy lives and a healthy relationship with media. The 99 percent of people loved MoS/BvS and wanted more Cavill as Superman because Cavill is a likeable, cool guy. Instead, they canned him and created an entire movie starring nobodies, filmed and acted like a cartoon to appeal to manchildren on Reddit and no one else and written by a terminally online sicko nonce. Studio heads are so out of touch, their only "link" to the masses are social media which is the last false place to draw real world consensus from.

>>213400483
Josstice League was a fucking disgrace, that doesn't count.

>>213400169
Both MoS and Solo Leveling are very jeet-coded? What is it about them?

>>213400573
good luck with that

>>213400526
John Cena is such a fake faggot
Like I don’t know what I expected from a pro wrestler and dwayne Johnson is the same way but it’s still incredibly offputting

>>213399726 (OP)
He is neither.
He is a pulitzer price winning whistleblower journalist with extensive knowledge of the Metropolis underworld, international relations and global crime networks.
Superman is just his alter ego he takes out when Clark Kents investigations arent enough to expose falsehoods, stop crime and bring justice.

So Superman in a moment of severe crisis and trauma chooses to.....save a squirrel?

Is this guy for real? He has God-like powers and yet he seems more concerned with saving the life of a random squirrel than he is dealing with the actual crisis. His ability to properly assess a dangerous situation seems really off. By the way, since when was Superman such an animal rights fighter? Is he even vegan? Last time I looked the Chinese butcher farms are still operational. Last time I looked, millions of chickens are still being hurdled together in tiny spaces before their moment of traumatic slaughter. I have yet to see Superman intervene there. Or does he believe a problem only exists if it's right in front of him? That doesn't only make him stupid, but also outright dangerous.

>>213400577
That's probably it. That comes with studio execs themselves being incompetent and not really caring that much about the actual movie besides its ability to make money. Go watch any clip of MoS on Youtube and the comments section speaks for itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoUVg_YAAd4

le CGI squirrel.....was saved?!?!?!

I CLAP I CLAP SO HARD

>>213400606
>-coded
Insane levels of gayness.

:)

I dont understand why they turned him into starlord. Can't have a single serious male lead I guess. The black guy gets to be the smart stoic genius. kek

If Gunn had any brains that would've been Pattison. 1 billion right there.

>>213400699
ok.

>>213399856
The best parts of the movie are when the men are acting like men and not manchildren. There's a lesson in that

>>213400707
What's with all these ass kiss blogging for Squirrelman? Are they still that obsessed with proving Snyder wrong?

Reminder, still tracking after MoS and digital release is rumored to be out in 10 days (lines up with JW too)

>>213400718
>I dont understand why they turned him into starlord. Can't have a single serious male lead I guess.
The funniest part? Gunn's initial cut was even more quippy. So much that WB forced reshoots on his ass even though it was previously decided they would not have reshoots.

https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/5/27/superman-faced-major-changes-after-test-screenings-reshoots-less-humor-new-editor-composer

>>213400666
I don't need the comment sections on YouTube to know this but they help. I know it by asking people in real life who I know to be regular, decent people who like movies by just watching them and moving on and everyone of them loved Man of Steel and Batman v Superman and don't know anything about the "DCU" because they live lives that don't revolve around social media. I don't worry because Gunn won't last until 2027 and he'll be canned. From then, it's anyone's guess. I think, sadly, the prospect of Cavill ever returning to DC is slim to none. I just want Gunn fired, that's all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYdg1Y8S0N0

>>213400739
>No sequel
>No cultural impact
>No legacy except seething jeets on the internet
try being a good person anon :)

>>213400752
What scenes from Squirrelman will rack 22 million views on Youtube? Does anyone consider that movie to have a single wortwhile enduring scene? I don't think so. It's pure slop.

>>213400752
>set comments to new
Holy hell there's a big quiet side to fanbases, isn't it?

>>213400752
>>213400776

Never thought I'd live to see the day where retards are actually pretending to have liked Man of Steel or that it was in any way received positively. You faggots will do anything for (you)

>>213400776
Not even for a lack of trying, I can't remember a single line of dialogue from the film. Not a single one. It was all so childish, amateurish, AI-generated. Hell, it may have been so, we don't know. Gunn apparently was able to write this in just 6 months from him being announced as DC Studios chief to the film's script being completed. It's very suspect. It's not just that one scene, if you amassed all the views from the most memorable scenes in MoS, you'd easily get billions of views and millions of comments.

>>213400746
Stuff like this is why most media is pure trash now. You get these hacks creating lame shit for nerds with no taste. Richard Donner RIP has a backlog full of kino for adults and kids to enjoy.

No one today could make a movie as good as ladyhawke, and that shit bombed in the 80s

>>213400796
Do you know what's worse than a Gunnjeet? A self-hating Gunnjeet. They're the absolute lowest of the low.

>>213400752
>>213400787

Okay now go sort by new on literally any movie added to youtube for free. There are people saying Escape from LA and the Robocop remake are overlooked masterpieces. A couple hundred youtube comments from outliers and grateful morons doesn't mean that your movie was good.

You guys think this David Corenswet guy, a Julliard trained actor, ever felt humiliated having to spout Gunn's tripe, childish, embarrassing dialogue out of his mouth? I have nothing against the guy himself but he really swallowed his pride down, didn't he?

>>213400805
Positively or not people still talk about it. Directors still mimic some of the shots. And the Hans Zimmer soundtrack is fire.

>>213400796
You didn't answer the question. What enduring scenes of SquirrelMan will be remembered in 2035? Everyone here still seems to remember smaller details of MoS as if they saw it yesterday. But those that saw SquirrelMan yesterday barely remember it.

>>213400827
this you?

>>213400844
What about 22 million views on Youtube, with Snyder movies generally racking up an insane amount of views on Youtube?

People can still quote MoS scenes from heart and remember every beat from the movie and even the controversial scenes still stoke up fiery debate as if it's still 2013. The kind of impact this movie has, good or bad with whoever it concerns, is astounding.

>>213400851
He's playing superman there isn't much range. It's why all actors pretty much all did fine. Reeves is the best because he had pure chad charisma. People shit on Brandon Lee when his performance is fine. They're no bad superman actors.

>>213400861
>Everyone here
yes everyone on the relevant tv board on a cambodian knitting forum
the world moved on from MoS the moment it released except for a small group of obsessed niggers like in
>>213400866
The world has embraced this Superman, yours is forgotten

>>213399726 (OP)
Shut the FUCK up pajeet. Not everything is about your inferiority complex.

>>213400886
MoS is a movie that's generally very easy to rewatch. The pacing is nice, there is very little location CGI (they shot most of it on-location), the story is very focused and there is generally very little filler scenes. Also they hired some great actors, good costume designs and the Zimmer score goes all out.

It's not perfect but I don't get this with modern capeshit sadly.

>>213400908
>The world has embraced this Superman
>completely dead outside of Amerifat of Muttistan
>Even in US pales in comparison to MoS adjusted for inflation
>Same Cinemascore as MoS despite mass shilling campaigns to promote this as "Superman's redemption" movie
Yikes

>>213400980
>adjusted for inflation
i see your bringing out the usual cope
>MoS released during the absolute height of Superhero movies and couldnt break 1 billion
>Superman released after a decade of terrible snydershit and already matched it

>>213401290
Superman will soon make more than BVS domestically as well, making it the highest grossing movie feautring Superman in the US

>>213400954
It's because Nolan produced it, conceived it, had a very involved hand in its development and it was filmed, written and executed in the same style as TDK trilogy and can be interpreted as being in the same universe and world but never meant to crossover officially. Once Nolan left and WB pressured them to setup a "cinematic universe", it all went to shit.

In my eyes, MoS never had any follow-up. It ended with Clark in the Daily Planet. THE END.

>finally defeat the MCU after a decade or so worth of attempts
>immediately start sabotaging your own fanbase
Are DC fans retarded or what

>>213400622
Stewart BTFO Gunnjeets

>>213401290
>MoS released during the absolute height of
Yeah like Green Lantern did. Fuck all good that did. Meanwhile Gunn had the Marlel legions who sucked his pedo balls.

>manosphere heads getting angry that he doesn't rape Lois and beat up little kids to show off his """masculinity"
get therapy

You're the type of nigga who would cheer if you found out Superman was a space conquistador with a secret harem

>>213400618
Thank you brother, this is how I see Superman and glad to see someone else agrees

>>213400511
If you aren't going to argue in good faith, don't argue, you fucking child.

This is the first Superman movie that didn't make me fall asleep though? Who the fuck wants to see a boring stoic guy punch things until it dies I can watch OPM for that and atleast Saitama is funny.

nu superman was fine, cope all you want but the old dcu movies sucked balls

>>213400622
I think you're overanalyzing a joke scene that's meant to highlight Clark's obsession with avoiding deaths.

>>213402145
>Clark's obsession with avoiding deaths.
So why doesn't he interfere in international conflicts?

>>213400622
>His ability to properly assess a dangerous situation seems really off.

Yeah that’s the point. He’s a regular ass dude that grew up in the middle of a flyover state with turbo boomer parents. And not even wise salt of the earth boomer parents, shops at buccees and watches wheel of fortune boomer parents. He isn’t some tactical genius, he’s some random farm kid with no training doing whatever he thinks is right in the moment.

>>213402228
>So why doesn't he interfere in international conflicts?
Did you miss the part where he does exactly that and gets arrested/tortured?

>>213402228
He does, with the takeaway that Clark is kinda retarded and the nuances of geo politics are over his head.

>>213399749
>Jesus, Gunn should get a fucking life.
He makes millions of dollars to shit out silly superhero movies. He has a life. What do you do? Complain about superhero movies anonymously on 4chins? Damn, you're living the dream.

>>213402458
it's crazy being a nice dude is considered a flaw

>>213399726 (OP)
Man of Steel was supposed to be superman getting The Dark Knight treatment.
Gritty, serious, and dark.
You all recall that, right? I'm not the only one here that was actually around for that, right?

That was a different time and making super heros feel like they were in the real world was the craze. Well, its tired and worn out. Nobody likes it anymore. It was a bad fit for superman anyways. He's the "big blue boy scout" not the fucking "big blue stoic god".

>>213402672
While you can argue he suffers from naïvety, it's funny how he pissed off people that think being an asshole to everyone around you is peak masculinity.

>>213402093
seething Pedo apologist

>>213402700
>Man of Steel was supposed to be superman getting The Dark Knight treatment.
>Gritty, serious, and dark.
No. This was something Marlelcucks just invented. It was always meant to be a Superman story with reinforced sci-fi elements. The words gritty or dark were never mentioned even once in interviews or marketing.

>>213402535
Log off your computer, Gunn. There are some kids outside for you to molest.

>>213399749
Did you watch that Rick and Morty clip? Snyder wants to make cool movies. Gunn wants to make movies so that other people will like him more. The dude is an absolute narcissist.

>>213399726 (OP)
Superman? More like SUPERGOLEM

>>213400534
>>213400556
>>213400566
>>213400570
He was in the stream where ZSJL was announced, you idiots. He helped market it.

>>213402933
Still not showing up for the one day of shooting that everyone else gladly agreed to was a dick move.

>>213402458
You mean, like in MoS?

>>213402819
It doesn't need to be in the marketing for that to be th case. Its visual. Its thematic.
>let the kids die
>hundreds of thousands killed as metropolis is flattened
>superman snaps a neck with his bare hands

>>213402253
>he’s some random farm kid with no training doing whatever he thinks is right in the moment
that's Cavillman in MoS. Superman 2025 already has 3 years under his belt
This is just Gunn trying to be anti-Snyder

>>213403022
No you're a dumb retard. There's nothing similar between TDK and MoS. TDK is grim-dark as fuck whereas MoS fairly traditional Hero's Journey type of movie.

>>let the kids die
The kids didn't die, and not Jonathan's point. Good job being a disingenous fag.

>>hundreds of thousands killed as metropolis is flattened
Yes does that hurt your feelings? Don't watch the news then bitch. People die in conflicts.

>superman snaps a neck with his bare hands
Should he have said a quip or two? Like when Racoon slaughters countless amount of henchmen in GoTG and it's all played for laughs?

>almost one month since release
>still hasn't reached 600m yet
What's it called when a narcissist pedo spends almost 500m on a movie and it flops miserably?

>>213399726 (OP)
Are the Snydercels still crying about the new Superman movie? I sure hope so.

>>213400526
>These movies are pretty much the same
yes they were both better than the retarded shit that came before

>Gunn
Had the biggest grossing DCU film of the year, completely mogging 3 MCU movies alone
>Snyder
Had multiple chances to beat Marvel, couldn't

>>213399764
>It's jewish virtue-signalling tech redeployed for a modern era.
Superman was made by two Jews. A being(Jew) from a lost civilization(Israel which at the time no longer existed) comes to America to use his gifts to help it.

>>213399726 (OP)
He's a dude named Clark from Kansas.

>>213403571
>flop did slightly better than other flops
congrats?

>>213403086
What a sad little seeth you are doing because I criticized your faggy little angry superman movie

>>213403738
Didn't expect that ass ramming huh? Don't talk shit if you're not willing to take any back.

>>213403690
It's not about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward

>>213400526
>Transformers
Fucking hell Snyder fans really are pajeets

>>213403980
SquirrelMan is #1 capeshit in India so shut the fuck up.

>>213399726 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz9WYxVQXZc

>>213399726 (OP)
wrong

>>213399749
You're talking about a guy that produced an entire parody of Man of Steel, and the other co head of DC studios produced a parody of 300. Snyder lives rent free in these faggots heads.

>>213399749
Good morning, Sir

>>213399856
ugly ass kike

>>213399726 (OP)
>He is a god amongst men
Is he?
Then why does he get his butt kicked every third issue of his own comic?

In the DC universe setting Superman is just a really strong and formidable hero, but far away from "god" level.

Guys...I'm starting to get the feeling that the Snyderverse is dead forever.

>>213404606
Depends on what comics. There have been near infinite interpretations of Superman.

>>213399726 (OP)
Cavill Superman would save sqirrels and dogs. He's not an edgelord.

>>213403763
Shut up, you stupid bitch. Sneederman is a massively poor interpretation of the fucking character and it was made with Nolan on the heels of the dark knight trilogy. Its shit. You're shit.

>>213404934
Saars shut your bitch

>>213399726 (OP)
They made him redditman lmao. Just imagine all karma farmers and their "le heckin wholesomerino" bottom text posts on Reddit right now.

>>213400526
Cuckold soibois ruined superhero movies. Never listen to an adult that reads comics.

>>213399749
They overcorrected to the point where Superman became a parody of himself.

>>213400102
This is bait, right?

>>213399749
Yeah I liked the new Superman but it feels like an overly self-conscious and desperate way of overcorrecting for the things Snyderman was criticized for.

>>213405412
Every capeshit post 2013 has that mentality. The criticisms for MoS destruction porn is huge.

>>213402700
>Man of Steel was supposed to be superman getting The Dark Knight treatment.
>Gritty, serious, and dark.
And it failed drastically at that aspect.
No seriously, both The Boys and Invincible does much better job than Snyder ever dared to try while he was in charge of DC movies.

>it's too grimdark
>muh destruction porn
>bla bla bla

Man of Steel wasn't that bad except for the part where the Snyderverse died and was dead forever.

>>213406850
>Man of Steel wasn't that bad
Well it's certainly was watchable (probably because of Nolan influence over Snyder)

>>213406782
It never attempted to be gritty or dark. Zimmer's theme that's upbeat and triumphant tells you that already. Their intention was a modern, more grounded take on Superman. Not that it was dark pr gritty.

>>213407270
Redditors think anything that isn't oversaturated and filled with corny quips every 2 seconds is "le dark and gritty". The MCU has poisoned millions of minds and now superhero movies aren't allowed to take themselves seriously.

>>213407270
>Their intention was a modern, more grounded take on Superman.
By adding daddy issues?

>>213407351
How the fuck does MoS have daddy issues? You seem like a tragic man.

>>213400169
>Solo Leveling.
I still have zero clue how that series is even popular
Just feels like the most generic weeb power fantasy plot
Maybe it's a well-funded advertising campaign, or I'm just getting old and have grown tired of such shit. One of the two.

>>213399726 (OP)
>Making Superman a le wholesome faggot who saves squirrels and dogs disrespects the character. He is a god amongst men and should be treated as such.

LMAO the true tragedy here is that the likes of you haven't understood this character yet and side with an unfaithful and extreme version thinking he's cool and right

>>213399726 (OP)
You're saying they shouldn't make a Superman movie but a movie about a distinctly different superhero who acts like a god because he's the strongest?
Good morning sirs, is this the Snyder thread?

>>213408529
There's nothing to understand. Superman is a character that's been depicted in a million ways in comics and so too in movies. Die hard /co/cksuckers will claim they own the character's identity but will also deny the existence of the countless comics where Superman is more than just a boy scout saving cats out of trees. The truth is that outside of select group of Internet manchildren, that boy scout version of Superman lends itself poorly to the big screen. When you transform characters into real people, audiences are going to demand a more authentic depiction. This is why Superman is fading in public consciousness and why Gunn's interpretation is a severe dud.

>>213402879
It’s the other way around. Snyder makes movies to try and look cool. Gunn doesn’t give a shit and does weird ass movies with talking raccoons and dogs and side characters

>>213403086
>not Jonathan's point
"What was i supposed to do? Let them die?"
"Maybe"
He seems ok with letting kids die, he should have said "I don't know"
How

>>213399749
It’s a childish Gunn overcompensation. Superman knows he’s not going to save everyone and everything, in the comics he’s well aware of this fact.

>>213408894
That Rick and Morty skit implied the exact opposite, voiced by the directors too. Gunn is running around worried that nobody likes his movies anymore. Meanwhile Snyder says just ignore them and make a cool movie instead.

>>213399749
You’re such a colossal loser

>>213408973
I guess you must be autistic? The tone in Jonathan's "maybe" strongly implies he's also not sure what's right and wrong. This time it went right, but what about next time? We're talking about a kid that has the power to instantly kill thousands of people. Jonathan is correct in that he should keep those powers at bay as much as possible. A kid can't possibly shoulder the responsibilites of being a walking death machine.

>>213408979
This been a trope in comic movies for a long time. When Huik is smashing shit and throwing helicopters, they always make sure to add “that was close, but I’m ok” to make sure people know Hulk didn't commit mass murder.

>>213399726 (OP)
oh no, anyway

>>213409007
>Rick and Morty skit

Seriously kill yourself

>>213409160
Voiced by the actual directors ;)

>>213399726 (OP)
you shouldn't care so much about children's cartoons, Ranjeet

>>213409102
That's Marvel though. It's always been more light hearted compared to DC.

>>213409061
No "i don't know" gets across that he's unsure rather than it seeming like he'd of been ok if Clark actually let a bunch of kids die

>>213409269
"I don't know" just leaves Clark in the same position of deciding himself when to use his powers. A maybe is a stronger way of saying even if there's a right way to use your powers - you're still a kid and can't possibly understand the consequences of your actions.

Autists have difficulties understanding the mindsets of others. What do you think kids think when someone bullies them or takes their toys?

>>213399830
kek'd

It's impossible to imagine someone more pathetic than a snydernigger

>>213400128
KEK

Snyder really is fucking retarded and so are his fans

>>213409245
No, it has not, you colossal fucking faggot cocksucker. Marvel has always been darker and "more realistic" than DC. Your God himself even said so in a fucking interview. Seriously brownoid, just kill yourself

>>213409492
>/co/cksucker acting this uppity
Look at the most R-rated capeshits and see if they're DC or Marvel. Marvel has nothing that compares to TDKR or Watchmen in grittiness. Kys and neck yourself too.

>>213409542
>Marvel has nothing that compares to TDKR or Watchmen in grittiness
And before that (you), I mean in the comic sphere.

>>213400026
>zack snyder made a superman that batmanfaggots and alan moore could jerk off to

This is biggest bullshit statement typed by someone completely unfamiliar with Alan Moore outside of Watchmen.
Alan Moore LOVES silver age Superman. Whenever he wrote for Superman, it always from a place of sincerity.

It's impossible to talk about Superman at this level of depth when considering just SquirrelMan. It simply lacks the character to bother with. It's fast food cinema.

>>213399726 (OP)
>This is the first time a DC movie becomes the highest-grossing comic book movie of a given year since 2008. Can you guess what that was? Yep, Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 17 YEARS DC IS FINALLY GONNA BEAT MARVEL

THANK YOU GUNN

IF ONLY THEY'D HIRED GUNN TO DIRECT MAN OF STEEL, THE DCEU COULD'VE BEEN A SUCCESS

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

>>213399749
>Superman's squirrel scene was almost cut due to negative test audience reactions, but James Gunn decided to keep it despite crew protests.
Movie crew knew it's shit, audience knew it's shit. Reminds me of how Victoria Alonso pushed "she's not alone" girlbosses scene into Endgame over objections of almost everyone.

Superman going to have a domestic close to The Batman and a higher domestic then Rebirth. That is huge. If brown people and big people don’t like it, oh well

>>213410038
>>213410196
Mutts in North and South Americas loved it.

>>213399726 (OP)
>He is a god amongst men and should be treated as such.
A broody cunt who aura farms as civilains burn to death around him?

>>213410038
Now adjust for inflation

>>213410153
Typical narcissist Gunn. The scene exists only out of pure spite.

>>213399726 (OP)
>He is a god amongst men and should be treated as such.

Worshipped and feared? That's really not the idea at all.
>You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.

I doubt OP has even seen Man of Steel. You crazy kids and your console wars.

>>213410570
Bingo

>>213399726 (OP)
He's white, Ahmed. White men love animals, and no, you're not a "fellow human". Dogs are worth much more than you. Whitebros, why do subhuman hate animals so much?

>>213410570
>Lower than MoS inflation unadjusted
>Lower than justice League inflation unadjusted
It will get a billie, gunncultists.

>>213403041
Nah, Pa Kent in MoS already has this entire philosophical world view laid out for his son like some redneck Marcus Aurelius. And Clark himself spends more than half the film making a ham fisted attempt at being broody and introspective over his position in the world. GunnMans parents can barely operate a cellphone and Clark spends the movie doing whatever seems like the thing to do at the time, as retarded as it may be in hindsight.

>>213399726 (OP)
You understand neither Superman nor DC. Him being a normal dude from Kansas while being a god amongst men is the most DC thing imaginable. Jeet.

>>213410038
>IF ONLY THEY'D HIRED GUNN TO DIRECT MAN OF STEEL, THE DCEU COULD'VE BEEN A SUCCESS

I can't really imagine a world where the DCEU is a success. I'm just so used to DC films being miserable piles of shit.

>>213410391
Superman is American you brown subhuman

>>213402879
>>213409007
So Rick and Morty speedran into becoming Zombie Simpsons?

>>213409131
Who's head would explode faster if Gunn did a movie based on Superman vs The Klan of the Fiery Cross radio show?

>>213399741
fpbp

>>213410965
Mutts in Americas loving the movie where a mutt saves Superman. Pottery.

Why do actual cinephiles like james gunns superman and think snyders is complete pleb dogshit?

>>213399726 (OP)
>>213399749

>>213411113
You’re brown with the US living rent free in your head like all foreign losers