>heh, you know what Harland? That sounds half-baked to me.
All he had to say.

Who is this? Qrd?

>>213399832
unfunny jewish retard who is never serious and likes to always act like a retard.
he recently sperged out when going on a live show where the host did to him the exact same thing he does to others but worse to the point it cause him to drop character and demand things become serious and the attention be brought to his jewish ass once again like he's normally used to.

>>213399810 (OP)
I am convinced that you and the baskintranny are the same person. You're always active at the same times and the way you format your posts are extremely similar.

>>213399906
I'm convinced that you are the baskin tranny, because no one else ever mentions him yet I see your posts about him all the time

>>213399810 (OP)
Imagine being such a broken, beaten down and abused dog that you spit out a cookie so as not to cross Sam and his SEED OIL rant. Even Nick has fallen.

>>213399810 (OP)
>When the MDE crew leave their little bubble

>>213399924
The way you both deflect and hurl accusations back at posters that call you out is also very similar.

Sam was literally shaking.

>>213399810 (OP)
>We ready to talk tua?
>argh my back im suing!

its so weird seeing sam make these lame attempt jokes. I thought this kind of stuff was beneath him.

>>213399906
I've had a feeling the marky poster has been in for a very long time

>>213399906
Is all the sam hate just being done by a few schizos? Just seems bizarre to constantly spam a guy you hate to the point that it really is free advertising

>>213399810 (OP)
Imagine defending this washed up talentless edgy has been... like I can understand his yes-men support animals replacements Hyde surrounds himself doing it because they get something out of it, but why are so many people on /tv/ defending this hack fraud?

>>213399968
It's all ex fans, this damage control angle Sam's shills employ isn't going to work anymore. ("It's Channing!, It's a spic that did a vid on Sam!, It's a discord of trannies! leftypol! jidf!, Time Heidecker!, Idubbz, Hasan, etc , etc"). Sam is the king with no clothes, he's been exposed as the fraud he is.

>>213400029
trvke
imagine showing the gorilla nest to mirror era sammy

>>213400017
zoomers defending their surrogate e-daddy because their real one fucked off.

>>213400017
>but why are so many people on /tv/ defending this hack fraud?

Not all of us. I was a fan since I saw the Ted Talk video and thought there was something special to the guy. Then I realized his whole 'comedy' is just being a bully and intimidating others either by standing over them (saw him do this alot in fishtank) or making the situation awkward by basically going 'what do you mean by that?' This podcast really drew the lines between those who see Sam for who he really is and those that remain loyal paypiggies.

>>213400029
How much time do you spend per week in matters surrounding sam hyde?

>>213400097
>I saw the Ted Talk video and thought there was something special to the guy
That was written by a bunch of people, Sam was just reading what other people had said when asked what life would be like in 2070.

Has Sam said anything about it?
I know Nick and Charls did

>>213399810 (OP)
>You sound half-raped.

>>213399810 (OP)
Sam embarrassed himself and his crew here. He tried to dominate Harland physically because he couldn't compete on the battleground of wits. It's as simple as that. It would have been infinitely better if Nick had taken Sam's place; at least he can joke around with people.

>>213400181
kek

>>213400133
Sam made a single Instagram comment saying what Harland did was funny and has proceeded to be completely silent about it since. Usually Sam shills his podcast appearances heavily but nothing about this. It def got under his skin and Sam knows he got pwned.

>look like Trotsky
>outmaneuvered and embarrassed by a more skilled opponent
history repeats itself

>>213399968
>to the point that it really is free advertising
Because that's what it is. Sam paid for it.

>>213399810 (OP)
People keep hailing this monkey's old skits like they are the pinnacle of comedy. None of them ever made me laugh.

It makes sense that the old randumb poop jokes comedian ran circles around him like that

>>213400097
>I was a fan since I saw the Ted Talk video and thought there was something special to the guy.
I liked some of the older MDE skits, like Eric Hayden CEO or the Wine Party one, but the rest fell mostly flat. The TED talk was cringey tho, and he never recovered from Adult Swim cancelling him. He's still funnier than most of the losers circling around try hards like Joe stool-fucker Rogane, but his ego is too weak to be a successful. He just can't stand not being in control, hence why he bombed so hard in front of that edgy kike kid and Harland. Serious skill issues.

>>213399810 (OP)
Sam is the new Jonah

>>213400394
>edgy kike kid
who?

>>213399810 (OP)
>You're awful Harland

>>213400441
>P.. Please come to my show Harland, lets do a do-over, please, PLEASE.
..
>You clazy

Honestly the only way Sam *could* have salvaged this is by begging Harland to come back and fly down there immediately after the video dropped and play nice (by himself). And by covering his socials with gorilla banners and stuff to prove Sam can laugh at himself.
But nope, he's a complete sociopath.

>>213400434
The one that got on stage during the game awards mumbling something about rabbies. Apparently he has a show where he invites people and asks them very edgy, provocative questions designed to make his guests feel uncomfortable. Harland got with the flow and didn't come off like a complete jerk, while Hyde or that fat cunt David Lucas came off as weak and completely bombed.

I liked Sam but after seeing his embarrassing display on this podcast I lost major respect for the guy. I don't understand why some people would fight tooth and nail to defend some guy on the internet that don't know them, especially after seeing them crash out like this

>>213399810 (OP)
he dropped off after he went full racist on indians

>>213399858
sams jewish? say it aint so please

I thought it was funny. Didn't seem out of character for a publicity stunt artist.

>>213400181
KWAB

>>213400624
Link it I don't know the name of the kid

>>213400810
It's the Bill Clinton kid

>>213400810
matan even. idk why other anon is pretending to not know who he is when he clearly does

>>213400114
OP is on record stating that he has evidence that could have Sam Hyde locked up but refuses to share it with law enforcement

>>213400029
are we mean spirited as well? You type the same in every thread. You have successfully made me think Sam Hyde is funnier than he probably is because you spam this so much

>>213400835
I can never remember his name, that's why.

>>213400900
You look raped.

>>213400515
Sensibly chuckling at this file

>>213399810 (OP)
every day this thread

>>213399959
the old guy could sue

>>213400926
still better than any astroturfed fishtank thread

>>213400186
>battleground of wits.
nothing said during that podcast was funny. sam wasn't funny, harland wasn't funny. there was no battle of wits.

>>213400963
Yeah it was like two retards going at it and Sam still lost, making him look doubly retarded

>>213400926
OP is just deflecting from his responsibility to report Sam Hyde to law enforcement for raping a minor, likely due to him being a jealous pedophile and old /r9k/ user who was obsessed with underaged Marky.

>>213400181
MORE TIME!!

>>213400835
>look it up
>immediately wants to seat really close to the guy to "scare" him too
Oh no no no, not like this sambros

>>213400963
Harland is funny in a corny boomer way which ironically makes it actually funny and Sam had no idea what to do with it because hes not funny

>>213401139
Lucas tried the same thing, got right in this kids face trying to establish dominance like some dumb animal, kek.

>>213401205
People that like Harland after the gorilla nest podcast are the same type of people that like Stephen Colbert after he went full Trump Derangement Syndrome

So is this whole thread just gonna be nonsense?

>>213401332
Bad take. Shit take even

>>213401428
Sam's "ignore it till it goes away" strat wont work this time. It will never go away. The nest is here to stay.

>>213401332
lmao, cope and sneed

>>213401428
You know, if you think about it from Sam's perspective, Harland was like looking at a mirror. Unfunny boomer taking nothing seriously just to get under his guest's skin. It's no wonder he broke Sam

Samuel Whitcomb Hyde
Born April 16, 1985 (age 40)

>>213401450
>>213401488
Your anger validates my point

What is it about roids that completely ruins your physiognomy like sam did anyway? Was it just low quality roids or what?

>>213401588
bad batch

>>213401575
You're defending a cringe lord has been who preaches alpha male garbage and but hangs around a bunch of zoomers and isn't married. Sam is now a lolcow. Cope

>>213401623
I'm not defending him. I want him to be arrested for raping a minor.

>>213399810 (OP)
Sam sounds raped.

>>213401674
imagine bing i sam's crew, having to pretend he's funny, day in day out.
hell.

>>213401575
Your deflection validates my point.

>>213401702
at least they're getting paid to think he's funny
what do sam hyde fans get out of it?

>>213401705
What am I deflecting from? That Sam Hyde raped a child and deserves to go to prison, but you are deliberately withholding information from law enforcement that would lead to his arrest?

>>213401588
Bad genes to begin with.

Is it true that Sam Hyde got raped by Gorillas in the sweltering hot summer of '25?

>>213399832
sam hyde is a gorilla and goes bananas when his nest is threatened

zoomies mad their surrogate e-daddy got h u m b l e d LOL

>>213402052
He needs to be humbled by getting arrested for raping a minor. Why aren't you making that happen?

Harland is actually crazy as hell himself he just knows how to channel it. Apparently, despite his silly act, irl hes actually pretty bad ass and somewhat of a tough guy.

>>213399810 (OP)
Lame

>>213399959
I’m not a sam fan but it looks like the other guy was shaking and the vibrations were transferring to sams arms

>>213401783
>>213402068
because we're not the proper authorities you fucking retard, we can however ridicule him for being a talentless edgelord which for some reason still triggers you, so welcome to 4chan kiddo

>>213400181
NOOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAMS TURN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>213400515
I can't conceivably see him genuinely being insulted by a gorilla gag (and it seems like he was playing along) considering he goes out of his way to appear like a grotesque ogre. It's probably the "you look raped" comment - I can't see even a wacky wahoo comedian saying that without being "in" and prepared or really knowing a person well, I think that's actually reasonable enough grounds for violence; literally fighting words.

Sam definitely does have a control problem though - absolutely must be "in charge"

>>213400926
Proves the whole thing was a bit and it's actually Sam having fiverr jeets shill "outrage"

>>213402415
>I think that's actually reasonable enough grounds for violence; literally fighting words.
By fighting you admit that he's right tho

>>213400181
lmao can you imagine the size of the gorilla nest sam would have made if this actually happened.

>>213399858
What happened? What got him all riled up? I don't have to attention span to sit through that.

>>213401783
>>213402068
>>213401035
>>213399968
Does anybody else notice how weird it is that Sam Hyde, a guy who fucks high schoolers and was proven to self-post on 4chan, has more defenders and less haters than milquetoast e-celebs like James Rolfe

>>213402091
t.Harland

>>213402438
i dont really like sam anymore, he fell off big time, but he was based for nailing marky, she was cute, sam was peak back then and getting girls like her, then he threw it all away because hes ashamed of his jewish heritage

>>213402439
Yeah, I know, in that context there's not really a good move other than make a stupid comment back. So if it's not a "bit" it's a pretty slimy but clever thing to do if you want to be a dickhead.

Sam was funny 10 to 15 years ago.
His best sketch is when he portrayed a trans Jennifer Aniston while lecturing college students.

But the guy is well past his comedian prime.

>>213402498
Thank you for your interesting contribution, ChatJeetPG

>>213402259
>>213402460

>durr triggered
Submit your evidence that Sam raped Marky to law enforcement. I'm not asking you to bust into his house yourself. Stop enabling pedophiles

>>213402494
Meant to reply to the above comment, oh no
>>213402512

>>213402259
Is he a real one who burns local?

>>213402451
Harland repeated "tight and ripe" to Sam's face which is a phrase Sam used in a video he made in 2014 called Boston Ross where he talks about taking the virginity of a girl named Mindy. The real girl (Marky) came out in 2019 saying that Boston Ross was about her but nobody believed her and Sam called her a schizoid liar. Sam still has a legion of shills denying he ever groomed underage fans

>>213399810 (OP)
Sam should have built his comfy nest

>>213402550
Yes, he's against importing firewood.

>Is that a fucking heat lamp??

>>213402777
Lil bro was sweating

>>213402793
kek

>>213402068
He didn't rape her, she wanted it and willingly chose to go with him like the dumb bitch she was

>>213402972
Isn't she just some idiot with a drug problem?

>>213402972
She was a child. You don't blame the child for accepting candy from a stranger. It's the adult's responsibility to know better and draw the line. Problem is, Sam is a manchild

>>213403018
No she was a bitch that larped as a nice girl to gather orbiters, meanwhile did shit like that. Her simps to this day are completely buckbroken by it
>>213403046
You're retarded and/or a woman

>>213402972
Pedo alert

>>213402972
>posting CP to own the haters
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>213403018
that was a different ex. sam has like 5 different accusers

>>213403087
Yeah, she sounds like she was/is a terribly broken girl with a ton of issues. If it were not Sam, would some other guy have come along? Probably, but it doesn't take away from the fact that Sam used his position of power and took advantage of an obviously vulnerable girl

>>213403161
No he doesn't, lmao

>>213403166
Yeah and these threads are made by the "other guy" who is jealous he wasn't the one to rape this child

>>213403018
If thats the right one, she tried to talk to Null from kiwifarms but showed up to the interview all drunk and high