Thread 213400072

Constant worship of therapy
>"You know, this whole thing could've been avoided if men would just go to therapy."
>"People are always trying to kill that woman. I hope she's in therapy."
>"Therapy should be mandatory for every boy aged 5 to 50"
>"You shouldn't call me crazy, Ava, It's so reductive. A strong, empowered woman takes control of her destiny, and suddenly she's labeled as crazy?"
Marvel/RuPaul humor
>Guy gets impaled through the chest: "What the hell bro! Not cool!"
>"OMG I forgot to tell you, Stevie's alive." "What the fuck? Should we kill her?" "I meaaaaaaannnnnnnn, that would be like...excessive...but...yeah!"
>Character falls into water "OMG SLAY! You're literally a mermaid diva"
>Character falls over while being chased by killer "DIVA DOWN, DIVA DOWN!"
>End of the movie, all her friends are dead "Divas are up actually"
there's also plenty of 'whites bad' and 'straights bad' stuff that stunk of Millennial brainworms

Maybe people wouldn't bring up therapy so much if so many people didn't show signs of untreated mental illness.

Broccoli hair zoomies trying to act tough is the funniest thing

>>213400317
The rapists won’t help you with your mental illness, they’ll just hop you up on expensive pills.

Honestly you should go to therapy.

>>213400072 (OP)
I wanna love her Hewitt if you know what I'm saying

>>213400362
Bullshit. I explicitly had to ask my therapist to set me up for an appointment with a psychiatrist to prescribe me antidepressants when I felt I needed them.

>>213400411
How much did you pay for each The Rapy session?

>>213400421
Nothing, insurance covered it.

>>213400444
Pathetic.

>>213400072 (OP)
>exclusively in theaters
that's a term for the zoomer generation, though, because they're scared of going out in public so now it has to be specified that you can't stream it.

>>213400479
It seems that your weird argument has kind of petered out, did you have anything else to add?

>>213400411
the (((therapist))) didn't want the (((psychiatrist))) muscling in on (((their))) racket

>>213400072 (OP)
why does Jennifer look so thin on the poster?

>>213401725
Photoshoots for promotional material have been basically dead for nearly 20 years now. These days they just photoshop actors heads onto model's bodies.

>>213403049
>photoshop
next stop is AI.
its kinda funny that AI will pretty much overtake the one industry first, that always was believed to be above it all.
posters, trailers, posts. featurettes, stories, scripts, artwork etc. will be made completely by AI in less then 10 years.
the future of streaming platforms will most likely be viewers enter a prompt describing what they want to see. if they to dull to enter a prompt, an AI will jst create shows depending on their viewing history.

>>213400072 (OP)
It was good and fun

>>213400072 (OP)
Cline who played SMG 2.0 was the only watchable new character. Everyone else was mediocre and the twist/reveal was obvious and unearned.

>>213400072 (OP)
I had no idea this remake actually came out. I've heard literally zero talk about it.

>>213400072 (OP)
Well, actually, retard zoomer, the original (which was 100x better as usual) was a millennial film that was incredibly popular with millennials. It had “white” “attractive” people we recognized like JLH and SMG.

Then many years later when Hollywood lost any and all originality some asshole thought “what if we just remake everything but we cast it with ugly zoomers to pander to zoomers?”

That’s why the original is mill and the remake is zoom-zoom. Can only imagine how much the OST’s line up with what I am saying…

Keep trying to reinvent reality you little postmodern manlets.

>>213400317
>muh untreated mental illness
Lol people who go to therapy aren't any better. They still have a low quality of life and make others suffer from their mental ailments. Why else would they have to go every week? If anything it's better to sort your mental issues out yourself because you won't be dependent on somebody for your wellbeing.

>>213400072 (OP)
The director is an insane tumblrina who wrote JLH x SMG fanfic back in the 90s. This movie is her revenge for it never happening.

>>213405533
The point of therapy is getting to a point where you don't need it anymore and are able to handle it yourself.

>>213404421
Foot slut

>open dating app
>"my therapist.."
Imagine broadcasting you're mentally ill

>>213405680
Nah it's to deliver you to the pharma companies and get you hooked on the pills. That's literally it. Some leftist Jew talks you into obsessing about normal problems and pathologizing yourself until you feel like you need the pill. Same thing with 99% of modern doctors, they are just legal drug pushers.

>>213400072 (OP)
Making Ray the killer is the dumbest fucking decision they could've possibly made.

>>213405645
>who wrote JLH x SMG fanfic back in the 90s
KINO!!!
But /tv/ is full of fags hating lesbians now. They need to see cocks to get a boner.

>>213406911
The fake ending was better. Like for the Scream movies they filmed a few endings so that the real one wouldn't be spoiled.
In the fake one, JLH&FPJ are both the killers because the victim was their kid and the accident wasn't really an accident but a murder. The last kid to stay alive wasn't in on it and lets them both get away with killing the others when she finds out it was a murder and not an accident. Not sure if that ending works with what happens in the movie itself, but it doesn't have to as it was just a distraction from the 'real' aka retarded one.

>>213407087
Yeah they should've gone full retard and made Ray and Julie the killers.

Nobody’s said anything about the SMG cameo so I assume I’m the only one that watched it.

>>213407468
Wasn't there a Brandy cameo as well? Who surprisingly is the best part of the sequel.

>>213407468
Not a real cameo.