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Anonymous No.213400395 >>213400408 >>213400449 >>213400475 >>213400509 >>213400533 >>213400538 >>213400697 >>213401085 >>213402540 >>213402583 >>213402840 >>213402886 >>213402995 >>213404554 >>213404700 >>213404918 >>213404942 >>213405004 >>213405258 >>213405280 >>213405818 >>213405981 >>213406027 >>213407000 >>213409135 >>213409141 >>213409528 >>213411617
He's gonna make parole this year
Anonymous No.213400408
>>213400395 (OP)
He's still lookin' good.
Anonymous No.213400449
>>213400395 (OP)
His name is Jared
Anonymous No.213400475
>>213400395 (OP)
Lookin fresh!
Anonymous No.213400509 >>213400520 >>213402567 >>213402840 >>213403039 >>213403188 >>213405562 >>213406994 >>213407478
>>213400395 (OP)
>have no talents
>no noteworthy background
>know nothing about anything, cant even make a sandwich
>luck out and become a multi millionaire spokesperson for an international corporation making millions doing shitty ads
>get a qt wife and two kids
>throw it all away because you gotta goon to kids
What a fucking retard lmao
Anonymous No.213400520
>>213400509
faustian spirit
Anonymous No.213400533 >>213402591 >>213409168
>>213400395 (OP)
They won
Anonymous No.213400538 >>213403023 >>213403028 >>213405870 >>213413686
>>213400395 (OP)
>The pedo grin.
Tight and ripe eh.
Anonymous No.213400546 >>213400764 >>213402567 >>213407467 >>213410735 >>213410827
Superman, no!
Anonymous No.213400591 >>213400662
should run for president
Anonymous No.213400662 >>213401117 >>213403212
>>213400591
I would not be surprised if Trump elects him to some position kek
Anonymous No.213400697 >>213401475 >>213412565
>>213400395 (OP)
Is it true he didn't have a lot of cheese pizza and they just used the hard drive capacity as the amount he had?
Anonymous No.213400764 >>213401087 >>213402630 >>213406519
>>213400546
It's crazy how much our culture glorifies weight loss. This reminds me of how the internet was treating Nikocado like some kind of saint or something just because he lost the weight.
Americans thought an obese guy getting to a smaller jeans size by eating 6" subs was a superheroic inspiring feat.
And now people lose their minds about glp1 drugs that definitively make it easier to control your weight because it's "cheating". There's a spiritual virtue assigned to being skinny.
Anonymous No.213400864 >>213402417
The federal prison system doesn't have parole. You're required to serve at least 85% of your sentence, which means his earliest possible release is 2029.
Anonymous No.213400874 >>213401025 >>213404539
His girlfriend was an FBI agent. And he openly discussed his love of CP and desire to molest children with her.
Anonymous No.213401025 >>213404539
>>213400874
Entrapment
Anonymous No.213401085
>>213400395 (OP)
What will his inevitable celebrity comeback arch entail? And how will it have all been a hoax?
Anonymous No.213401087 >>213406207
>>213400764
Non-Americans would never understand. You see our food is literally serotonin slop, it's like taking a drug every time you bite into a juicy burger. Stopping addiction to that takes a lot of willpower.
Anonymous No.213401112 >>213401487 >>213401521 >>213407536
Reminder that he got busted for fucking a 17-year-old prostitute
Anonymous No.213401117
>>213400662
the term would be "appoints" you fucking mouthbreather
Anonymous No.213401475
>>213400697
He had been really blazzen about making comments about very young girls and eventually one woman "befriended" him while recording him. Since the recordings weren't legal, the feds couldn't use them and the investigation was stuck. But eventually some other guy got busted with all kinds of wild stuff and on his computer was correspondence with Jared and that's what got him. Then they were able to subpoena other texts with some other lady and it had all kinds of talk of illegal things on it.

In the end it was a plea deal and he pled guilty to sending and receiving plus fucking an underage prost that he knew was underage at the time. I don't think they actually counted for the plea deal, although I imagine it was factored into what was proposed. Like most criminals, they seem to only get them on some of the bad things versus all of them and just take the win. If they had proved everything he'd be in jail for life, but it would have taken tons of resources and required other victims to have to retell the story of their abuse.. it was deemed not worth the impact. I think he was also sued in civil court.
Anonymous No.213401487
>>213401112
She got sick of the Footlong jokes and called the cops.
Anonymous No.213401521
>>213401112
And for possessing CP featuring 6-year-olds
Anonymous No.213401570 >>213402095
>so you're gonna eat Subway to groom cute little girls?
>it worked for Jared, and that boy was large
Anonymous No.213402095
>>213401570
at large
Anonymous No.213402133
When fat people lose weight they become pedophiles. FACT!
Anonymous No.213402417
>>213400864
>comfy until 2029 while the rest of us suffer out here
jealous
Anonymous No.213402484 >>213412786
Do you think he likes the Nintendo DS too?
Anonymous No.213402540
>>213400395 (OP)
if he pledges fealty to Trump the Pedo defender, he can get a pardon!
Anonymous No.213402567
>>213400509
got too comfortable, felt too invincible.
>>213400546
imagine if he touched the lasso of truth...
Anonymous No.213402583
>>213400395 (OP)
Party at Diddy's house
Anonymous No.213402591
>>213400533
Quiznos should hire Punished Jared after he gets out.
Anonymous No.213402630 >>213402800
>>213400764
>It's crazy how much our culture glorifies weight loss
no it isn't. it's crazy that fat subhumans exist in the first place
Anonymous No.213402800 >>213402840 >>213406892
>>213402630
>it's crazy that fat subhumans exist
What are you talking about? They cram corn syrup into lunch meat. LUNCH MEAT!
There are labs across the country that do nothing but research the essence of "craveability", who try to engineer a bag of chips that will have the right balance of salt (and corn sweetener) to seduce you into finishing it down to the crumbs.
Billions have been spent on this for decades.
Anonymous No.213402840 >>213402859 >>213402860 >>213405874 >>213409165 >>213412604
>>213400395 (OP)
>>213400509
>>213402800

why did he do it?
Anonymous No.213402859 >>213406380
>>213402840
He had to get it on
Anonymous No.213402860
>>213402840
Positively Trumpian.
Anonymous No.213402886 >>213402903
>>213400395 (OP)
man, the Netflix documentary was terribly put together
Anonymous No.213402903
>>213402886
>Netflix
>terribly put together
Good to know there are some constants in this chaotic universe.
Anonymous No.213402960 >>213402985 >>213403077 >>213403137 >>213403320 >>213409443
Still think about this image to this day
Anonymous No.213402985
>>213402960
>159G of texts
nani
Anonymous No.213402995
>>213400395 (OP)
Trump will pardon him
Anonymous No.213403023 >>213407646
>>213400538
The funny thing about this comment is “ripe” means “old”
Anonymous No.213403028
>>213400538
she was 16 here? she looks 25-34
Anonymous No.213403039
>>213400509
He was trying to actually fuck them.
Anonymous No.213403077 >>213403096
>>213402960
You keep hallucinating your own face on that cover?
Anonymous No.213403096 >>213403154
>>213403077
I just remember reading "SUB-HUMAN" for the first time with the partial Subway logo and thinking it was hilarious
Anonymous No.213403137
>>213402960
heck yeah the carriages are here to stay
Anonymous No.213403154
>>213403096
Subway should have taken notes from the GOP and deflected pederasty at the Dems, maybe slandered McDonalds and their clown and playplace or something.
It certainly worked for the GOPederasts.
Anonymous No.213403188
>>213400509
The American Dream.
TAD
Anonymous No.213403212 >>213403296
>>213400662
>I would not be surprised if Trump elects him to some position
Burgers really are this dumb, huh?
Anonymous No.213403296 >>213403620
>>213403212
Not something forward facing, but within the apparatus. Both Hastert and Foley are still functionaries within the GOP, despite being famous kiddy-diddlers.
Anonymous No.213403320
>>213402960
>>"Daily News"
Dear me.
Anonymous No.213403424 >>213403539 >>213403620 >>213404269 >>213404639
To be fair from what I understand he still only fucked with teens. He wasn't like a toddler diddler.
Anonymous No.213403539 >>213403592 >>213404470
>>213403424
Sit down, Amerinonce.
Anonymous No.213403592 >>213403740
>>213403539
>Muslim gang rape enthusiast telling anyone to sit down.
Anonymous No.213403620 >>213403725
>>213403296
>>213403424
>diddler
hoooly deeply ingrained retardspeak
Anonymous No.213403725
>>213403620
Shut up, female.
Anonymous No.213403740
>>213403592
kek. You gonna apologise for them too, Darnel?
>>They could have toddled away. Speaks volumes that they didn't.
kys.
Anonymous No.213404269 >>213404470
>>213403424
>he still only fucked with teens. He wasn't like a toddler diddler
This is your brain on Amerinonce.
Anonymous No.213404470 >>213404577 >>213404594
>>213403539
>>213404269
>instantly thinks of America
calm down Mohammad, only the prophet was allowed to fuck Aisha (9 years old btw)
Anonymous No.213404539 >>213404747
>>213400874
>>213401025
You guys need to do the smallest modicum of research. She wasn't his girlfriend, and there was no entrapment. Fogle was such a retard, he just offered all of the info uncoerced.
The woman who took him down was a fucking news reporter. She was doing an interview with him and while the cameras were rolling (but they weren't doing the actual interview yet), Jared made a comment about how he thought middle school girls were "so hot".
The reporter went to the feds with the recording but they couldn't do anything so they asked her to go undercover and get him saying/admitting to more. Basically, she befriended him and had to act like what he was saying wasn't totally despicable so he'd feel comfortable saying more. Over the course of four years she recorded several conversations with him where he eventually confided to having sex with minors several times, being attracted to the age (boy or girl didn't matter) and went into lurid detail about what he did.
He eventually felt so comfortable that he asked the reporter if she would install hidden cameras in her house and for her to choose which of her two children he could watch (so he was actively soliciting a crime).
Eventually the feds had enough to get a warrant and found his stash.

They weren't dating, and she didn't coerce him into doing anything he otherwise wouldn't have done so it wasn't entrapment.
Anonymous No.213404554
>>213400395 (OP)
He's safer in prison at this point.
Anonymous No.213404577 >>213404792
>>213404470
>instantly thinks of America
NTA, but you do know that's an American, right?
Very strange whataboutism, pretending the other person is a muslim.
Anonymous No.213404594
>>213404470
Never go full Amerinonce, kids.
Anonymous No.213404639
>>213403424
This comment right here, officers
Anonymous No.213404700 >>213404773
>>213400395 (OP)
Honestly, this dude is clinically perverted. Every waking second of his life from high school to the moment he was arrested was spent hoarding and selling pornography, soliciting sex from minors, and engaging in sex tourism. At the height of his fame, Subway could barely get the guy to stop driving and flying all over the planet to fuck kids for one day to shoot a commercial.
Anonymous No.213404747 >>213404810 >>213404876
>>213404539
Yeah she basically acted like a fellow pedo and got him to open up. Kind of creepy and completely unprofessional but whatever.
Anonymous No.213404773 >>213404905 >>213405106
>>213404700
Why didn't they just choose somebody else as their spokesman?
Is he like the least pedo American?
Anonymous No.213404792 >>213404866
>>213404577
>pretending they’re muslim
true that is unfair on my part
just assumed due to the use of the word “nonce”
>that’s an American
yes and?
why do you consider it an American thing to be a pedophile
the US is puritanical with particularly high age of consent laws
bants aside im actually just curious
Anonymous No.213404810 >>213404876
>>213404747
It went on for a very long time before she went to the FBI with it.
Is it a stretch to imagine that she might have been a creepy bitch who was getting off on the fantasy and then started to feel guilty?
Anonymous No.213404866 >>213404941
>>213404792
>why do you consider it an American thing to be a pedophile
Being a pedo is as American as being fat.
Isn't the leader of your country a pedophile? Didn't you vote for him twice?
Anonymous No.213404876 >>213406737
>>213404747
>and completely unprofessional
The FBI asked her to do it. She went to them right after that first interview with the tapes that caught him calling middle schoolers hot.

>>213404810
>It went on for a very long time before she went to the FBI with it.
No it didn't. She went to the feds immediately. They asked her to keep talking to him to see if he would divulge more and had her wear a wire. Him making a comment about middle schoolers being hot was creepy as shit, but not actionable.

>Is it a stretch to imagine that...
Yes it is, because that's not what happened.
Anonymous No.213404905 >>213404976
>>213404773
What the fuck are you talking about? He lost a shitload of weight and apparently did it by walking to a Subway that was a bit farther away from his school and buying a low calorie sandwich every day. Subway loved the optics of a guy who lost weight by going to their establishment, so they made him a spokesperson.
Anonymous No.213404908
>>21340050
>get a qt wife and two kids

I remember someone on the radio saying he was living with a roommate at the time.
Anonymous No.213404918 >>213404935 >>213404999
>>213400395 (OP)
This guy only tried it because his business partner’s wife let him fuck her kids and create a home cp collection with hidden cameras in his home. Doesn’t excuse him, but lmfao Jared got the idea from another pedophile he knew and fucked it up ASAP
Anonymous No.213404935 >>213404974 >>213404999
>>213404918
>his business partner’s wife let him fuck her kids and create a home cp collection with hidden cameras in his home
source?
Anonymous No.213404941 >>213405036
>>213404866
>nonsense explanation
oh, it’s just more directionless seething
well uh, you’re welcome for international shipping being cheap and safe and what not
Anonymous No.213404942
>>213400395 (OP)
He's still looking good!
Anonymous No.213404943
People forget that for a solid half decade Jared was hugely popular and practically the spokesperson of America
Anonymous No.213404974
>>213404935
Jared from Subway: Catching a Monster (2023)
No really this guy meets a woman who’s kids he wants to fuck, woos her, asks to fuck her kids, she’s like ‘absolutely’, then lets him put cameras in their room and shower and has the softball team over and shit and I think even he sneaks in and fucks them at night. Quite depraved
Anonymous No.213404976 >>213405008
>>213404905
If you can't follow a conversation, just stay out of it.
Anonymous No.213404999
>>213404935
>>213404918
To clarify, Jared’s business partner’s wife let her husband do this, not Jared
Anonymous No.213405004
>>213400395 (OP)
His most egregious crime was trying to shill Subway as being any good. That alone deserves a federal sentence.
Anonymous No.213405008 >>213405043
>>213404976
I did follow the conversation, but you guys are just making shit up.
Anonymous No.213405036 >>213411158
>>213404941
Kek. Do you know where you are?
This place is absolutely teeming with American pedophiles. In fact, I'd put my house on you being one.
Anonymous No.213405043 >>213405147 >>213405249
>>213405008
He was asking more so why they couldn’t find another guy who lost weight to replace Jared. Reason is probably the whole role seems disgusting now
Anonymous No.213405106 >>213405140 >>213405223 >>213405588
>>213404773
Finding a thin man in America is not easy.
Finding a none pedo in America is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
A skinny none pedo American? Good luck, buddy. You may as well stick with the nonce and hope he doesn't get caught.
Anonymous No.213405140 >>213405223
>>213405106
Fuck off, Ivan. Nobody wants you hear.
Anonymous No.213405147
>>213405043
They had already pivoted their marketing campaign to focus on their $5 footlongs by that point. By the time Jared was busted he was already basically done, though Subway didn't make an announcement until afterwards (and why would they? You don't tend to hear about a spokesperson being let go unless something dramatic happens that forces the company to make a statement).
Anonymous No.213405223
>>213405106
>none
>>213405140
>hear
Oh shit, we're having a pajeet off
Anonymous No.213405249 >>213405912
>>213405043
I think brands are just wary of having spokesmen or women anymore. Even if they don't have some criminal thing eventually, you end up resting your brand on making sure someone doesn't say something polarizing.
Anonymous No.213405258
>>213400395 (OP)
Free Jared.
Anonymous No.213405280
>>213400395 (OP)
NonceGODS won bigly this year
Anonymous No.213405427 >>213405465
>epstein no evidence he was porking kids just some older teenagers
>jared busted for a 17 year old
why didn't epstein and jared just wait one more year or find a chick one year older?
Anonymous No.213405465 >>213405520
>>213405427
Fogel had massive amounts of hardcore csam. Guy is a bonafide sickfuck and should never see the light of day again.
Anonymous No.213405520 >>213405959 >>213408295
>>213405465
>csam
What the hell even is that?
Anonymous No.213405562
>>213400509
Implying he didn't get the spokesman job BECAUSE he was fucking kids
Anonymous No.213405583
being a child rapist is legal now
Anonymous No.213405588 >>213405649
>>213405106
bro I’m saying this as a friend
you need a break from 4chan
Anonymous No.213405649
>>213405588
gottem
Anonymous No.213405745
He got the absolute fuck beat out of him in prison at least once by a guy named Steven Nigg. Literally my Nigger. Too bad he didn't kill the sick pedo fuck.
Anonymous No.213405778 >>213412462
I'm not sure if the South Park episode about Jared became more or less funny after he was sentenced for sex crimes.
Anonymous No.213405818 >>213405946 >>213405987 >>213406961 >>213407021
>>213400395 (OP)
I helped get this guy imprisoned. I archived thousands of images and statements across all his social media accounts before his team scrubbed them and I provided them to police. A lot of it was him interacting inappropriately with little league baseball boys.

It’s kinda crazy how much energy young people have, I was 15 and just did it because I was bored >for free. But I was also a baseball player so it pissed me off. He kinda did the Jimmy Savile thing who did “charities” for young girls to be around them. Jared liked to get into little boys pants, who are actually much easier to prey on with gifts and games, etc.
Anonymous No.213405870
>>213400538
sam was so proud to finally lose his virginity
Anonymous No.213405874
>>213402840
ITS JUST A COHENCIDENCE!!!

STOP NOTICING!!!
Anonymous No.213405897
Yeah keep it to Thailand buddy
Anonymous No.213405912
>>213405249
There was a time when people could just shut the fuck up about politics.
Now everyone is going crazy from the plastics in their bodies fucking up their hormones and brains and society is crumbling while absolute retards cheer for the destruction.
Anonymous No.213405946 >>213405987
>>213405818
Good job Anon, you did a good thing and you should be proud of that.
Anonymous No.213405959
>>213405520
CSAM = child sexual abuse material
also referred to as CSEM
Child sexual exploitive material
Legally, it covers a lot more bases than the term "porn".
Anonymous No.213405981
>>213400395 (OP)
Shalom, Mr Fogle.
Anonymous No.213405987
>>213405946
>>213405818
and then everyone clapped
Anonymous No.213406027
>>213400395 (OP)
Kek at this rate Trump is probably gonna pardon him
Anonymous No.213406117 >>213406721
>the same trump bait post 40 times itt
Anonymous No.213406143 >>213406487
>americans are so fat that losing weight is enough to make you a national celebrity
Anonymous No.213406207 >>213406325
>>213401087
It's more that fast food is unfulfulling rather than so good it's addictive. I can eat 14 slices of plain toast and still want more but it's not that good
Anonymous No.213406325
>>213406207
Learn macros
Anonymous No.213406380 >>213406407 >>213406947
>>213402859
Am I going to have to add this phrase to my filter? Fuck off already.
Anonymous No.213406407
>>213406380
t. Has never had to get it on. You wouldn't last five seconds when the heat is on.
Anonymous No.213406487
>>213406143
Almost went five minutes without talking about us.
Anonymous No.213406519 >>213406608
>>213400764
>There's a spiritual virtue assigned to being skinny.
No there's a "spiritual value" in losing weight. There's a huge difference. It's shows the person has gained character and determination, and has completed a difficult journey, which is always praiseworthy.
Anonymous No.213406608 >>213406625
>>213406519
Kek. Managing not to be a lizard brained slob gets you a medal in lardland.
YCMIU.
Anonymous No.213406625
>>213406608
It does make you a king, yes
Anonymous No.213406643 >>213406737 >>213406775 >>213412529
>In one recording, Fogle can be heard saying about allegedly luring children, "We just start sharing stories, and then, you know, we get a little closer, and a little closer, and a little closer, and before you know it...it just starts to happen," saying it was not hard "at all."

>He discusses how girls from a broken home "could work."

>After amassing five years-worth of recordings, Herman-Walrond finally reached her breaking point when Fogle mentioned her two young children.

>"What if we, what if we put a camera in your kids' room, would they be okay with that?," he asked her in the recording. "Would you rather have it in your son or your daughter's room? Which one do you think would be better?"

This is where all coomers are eventually headed.
Anonymous No.213406721
>>213406117
>I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT
>ITS NOT TRUE IF I DONT THINK ABOUT IT
>WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT IT
miga
Anonymous No.213406737
>>It went on for a very long time before she went to the FBI with it.
>>213404876
>No it didn't.
>>213406643
>After amassing five years-worth of recordings, Herman-Walrond finally reached her breaking point
kek.
Anonymous No.213406775
>>213406643
The coyness combined with the perversion is incredible. It has the ‘what if yoshi farted an egg haha’ effect but much more sinister
Anonymous No.213406892 >>213407284 >>213407316
>>213402800
Yeah and you can also just buy regular food at the grocery store and pnly eat a reasonable amount of it. Unless you're a one in a million medical anamoly, getting fat is a choice you make and staying fat is a decision you make every day
Anonymous No.213406947
>>213406380
He was makin a move.
Anonymous No.213406961
>>213405818
Lmao this fag got buttfucked by the subway guy.
Anonymous No.213406994
>>213400509
>According to StyleCaster Herman and Jared met during the recording of a Florida radio show. After going off the air, Jared apparently told Herman that he found middle school-age girls attractive
pedos are mentally sick
Anonymous No.213407000
>>213400395 (OP)
>He's gonna make parole this year
So they arrested him, not the Philippino sex traffickers that allowed him to have sex with philippino kids???
Anonymous No.213407021
>>213405818
yeah he wasnt really hiding it
Anonymous No.213407284
>>213406892
>Yeah and you can also just buy regular food at the grocery store
Yeah, you're trying to pull overtime to get a little bit ahead, the wifey is at work all day trying to build that nest egg, what you want to do is go home and get your Guy Fieri on and start prepping ingredients.
No, you want to heat something up quick and decompress from a long day, with some nice soothing sloppa. No leftovers from a true home cooked meal, you'll pack a lunch with the lunchmeat in the fridge, you didn't have time to cook and slice a roast or ham. You are trapped in the Cycle of Weary Convenience, which is the foundation of places like Subway. Sweet soothing junk food, carefully SCIENCED to encourage you to eat and eat and eat like a good piggie. Literally full of ingredients that serve no purpose but to encourage you to take another bite.

Not everyone lives at home with Mommy or has Alice the maid working in their mansion.
Anonymous No.213407316 >>213407405
>>213406892
this is literally true
but it’s legitimately far more difficult for some than others, as there are several well known and studied genetic factors that play a huge part
for one, different individuals have different hunger hormone rates, further different individuals have different satiation hormone response rates, further still different individuals really do objectively burn calories at different rates all else equal (age/gender/activity level etc) (the use of calories by the body is in fact a multi varied and complicated biological process, it’s not something simple with consistent returns like throwing x amount of coal into a furnace) (this can make a massive difference, in extreme examples it can effectively turn a McDonald’s small fry into the caloric equivalent of a large fry)
so while it is literally true that individuals essentially choose to be fat via poor diet choices, it is disingenuous to imply that all individuals “suffer” the same or that everyone has the same/same level of temptation/impulses but randomly some simply choose to be fat
>inb4 ad hominem
I say this as a constant gym goer that tracks his macros everyday
I’m actually in shape for the summer, but God damn I literally dream about pasta nowadays while my lanklet friend stuffs as many cheeseburgers into his mouth as possible to put on any amount of mass
nigga I bet you can’t even fathom the idea of car exhaust smelling delicious due to your caloric deficit
Anonymous No.213407405 >>213407627 >>213408289
>>213407316
Curious what you do for a living, as you have time to Gym Faggot full time.
Anonymous No.213407467 >>213409618
>>213400546
Look at those awfully proportioned faces. Why can't American artists draw anymore?
Anonymous No.213407478
>>213400509
>15
>kid
Anonymous No.213407536
>>213401112
lmao really? He truly is a walking meme.
Anonymous No.213407627 >>213407808
>>213407405
I work from home with a lot of downtime since whether or not I have tasks is externally based
but yeah, I generally spend 1.5-2.5 hours in the gym daily
if I had to commute, it would be a lot harder to do mentally
Anonymous No.213407646 >>213407821
>>213403023
In the context of fruit it means it has matured to the point that it is supposed to be ideal for consumption. Though I usually prefer slightly underripe.
Anonymous No.213407808 >>213408245 >>213408312
>>213407627
The last time Joe Average Working Man ate well was when his pay enabled wifey to maintain the home and carefully prepare meals.
Shareholder Value Creation has all but eliminated that experience for most of us.
Thus processed quick foods and fast-food slop joints have built the foundation of their sprawling enterprises, from the burger stands and malt shops that used to be a rare guilty treat for families.

Not a lot of people have your family-less existence of easy at-home support work.
Anonymous No.213407821
>>213407646
>I usually prefer slightly underripe
Save it for the courthouse, Amerinonce.
Anonymous No.213408245
>>213407808
I didn’t say they did
in fact I was arguing that being in shape is actually very difficult, and particularly difficult for some due largely to reasons outside of their control
Anonymous No.213408289
>>213407405
Honestly it's really easy for a lot of people to fit in even 2 hours at the gym while working, especially if it's their hobby. Nicer gyms have smoothe/food bars and cooldown areas, and if that's where all your friends are hanging out anyways I've seen people get off work, spend six hours at the gym like it was as club with all their friends, then just go home and sleep.
Anonymous No.213408295
>>213405520
counter strike and minecraft
they arrested him because he was a gamer
rise up
Anonymous No.213408312
>>213407808
Hey man I work 8 hours a day and make the food for our house, it's fuckin easy and we eat great.
You're right though doesn't apply to everyone, but oftentimes it's a lack of trying
Anonymous No.213408313
When he gets out he should remake that first subway ad, but at the end instead of stretching out is old fat pants it is his prolapsed asshole.
Anonymous No.213408339 >>213409067 >>213409076
>that time Jared made fun of pedos while being a pedo
Anonymous No.213409067 >>213409139
>>213408339
i feel like this is a common trope. like the people who make fun and hate gays are usually actually fags. there must be some psychological mechanism to that. or the "i'm a nice guys" that are actually psychos. or religious people in general being crooks.
Anonymous No.213409076
>>213408339
>Fucking noob I'd never fall for that.
Anonymous No.213409135
>>213400395 (OP)
To eat the shitty subs that suck ass?
Anonymous No.213409139 >>213409249 >>213409503
>>213409067
Anonymous No.213409141
>>213400395 (OP)
Say what you will the guy was committed to eating fresh.
Anonymous No.213409165
>>213402840
STOP NOTICING; YOU STUPID GO-, I MEAN GUYS
Anonymous No.213409168
>>213400533
Quiznos was so much better than Subway holy shit I miss them
Anonymous No.213409249 >>213409272
>>213409139
Yes

Have you seen Shelob in Shadow of Mordor?
Anonymous No.213409272
>>213409249
Yeah, I also wanna fuck that spider.
Anonymous No.213409443
>>213402960
did the major ever gets the votes to ban the city's beloved carriages
Anonymous No.213409476
Joe Derosa has been making quite the comeback
Anonymous No.213409503
>>213409139
i think that's a little different. homophobic probably doesn't correlate with being gay, but outwardly constantly talking about hating fags seems to. like a guy who just hates fags but doesn't talk about it much is different than one who is outspoke about it
Anonymous No.213409528
>>213400395 (OP)
His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sammiches
Anonymous No.213409618 >>213409936
>>213407467
This was 30 years ago, man
Anonymous No.213409936
>>213409618
More like 14
Anonymous No.213410735
>>213400546
kino
Anonymous No.213410758
he did his time, what should he just be punished forever?
Anonymous No.213410827
>>213400546
>superman's uncomfortable face
He knew yet he didnt do anything about it.
Anonymous No.213411158
>>213405036
too bad you cant afford a house
Anonymous No.213411617
>>213400395 (OP)
surprised he hasnt been pardoned
Anonymous No.213412462
>>213405778
I remember Comedy Central ran it all day when he got busted.
Anonymous No.213412529
>>213406643
>5 years

I feel like she could have alerted authorities after the first?
Anonymous No.213412565
>>213400697
Anon having any amount of cp is bad...
Anonymous No.213412604
>>213402840
Jared was on the Epstein flight list
Anonymous No.213412786
>>213402484
Video on this was gold cringe reality kino
Anonymous No.213413686
>>213400538
I genuinely have never understood this picture. The implication is obviously that he punched her in the nose hard enough to make it bleed, which, what the fuck would a band aid do in that case? And if you really punched a teenager in the face hard enough for their nose to bleed they would not just be smiling afterwards. Something about this photo is staged I just don't know exactly what, possible theory being she just got a nosebleed and sam thought it would be funny