Thread 213401019

You wouldnt date a robot would ya anon?

yes but they wouldn't date me

>>213401019 (OP)
I have a strong feeling this will be exactly like social media. I'm an old man and I remember when it was socially unacceptable and people would laugh at you. Now they laugh at you when you say you don't have any social media. Just you wait.

>>213401054
>Sudo date me
Problem solved bud

If robot waifus were affordable and realistic enough, 90% of men would own one

>>213401127
Bazinga

>>213401019 (OP)
How many loads do you think Billy Everyteen blew in his Monroebot?

>>213401019 (OP)
I filled my Baskin Robots with fresh delicious ice cream

is it self-cleaning?

>Human civilization will end if women can't manipulate men with sex.
Makes you think.

>>213401019 (OP)
machine that pretends to actually care about you
vs
person that pretends to actually care about you...for a while.

Bio-holes are finished

>>213401142
Honestly, if it can do the dishes and the laundry and look somewhat appealing instead of an appliance, I wouldn’t care that it didn’t blow me.

>>213401019 (OP)
>Metaphor for jerking off too much

>>213401629
Add few more pretends there. The machine doesn't know what this means.

It never clicked for me until just now. Monroe bot. Mon robot

haha

>>213401822
Neither do women

>>213401019 (OP)
Let's be real, only dollfuckers will actually buy these, everyone else is larping
Robotics is a false god when it comes to this, they'll always suck
The researchers working on lab grown organs and gene editing are the real saviours (as long as moralfagging doesn't stop them)
We might have organic, mass produced, npc humanoids one day, but probably not within your lifetime

>>213402632
>We might have organic, mass produced, npc humanoids one day
Anon, social media has been programming them out for years now. *looks around*

>>213401079
Loli bot will never be acceptable tho.

>>213401127
>It's amazing how you can sUdO twO thIngs!

>>213401362
it's already ending from women manipulating too much

>>213402763
For me, it’s going to be a 12’ tall eldritch sex horror with ludicrous bimbo proportions, a cavernous vagina I can crawl into like a sleeping bag, and mouths where the nipples should be. Probably 6 arms and buttholes in the armpits.

>>213401019 (OP)
>build a robot
>make it look human
ruined.

>>213401019 (OP)
>lol wut

>>213401019 (OP)
>You wouldnt date a robot would ya anon?
No, but I would fuck one daily and never look at real women again.

>>213403279
>build a robot
>make it look human
ruined.

>>213403205
*ZRRRRT* *ZZZZRRRRRRT*

MUTAL PENETRATION PROTOCOL ENGAGED

*BRRRRATATATATATATATATAT*

>>213403715
hell yeah.
I would an artificially intelligent building full of robot arms and various equipments.

>>213403775
>MUTAL
concern.png

>>213403789
>>213403715
>sex with GlaDOS is basically just a dozen horrific arms descending from the ceiling to do unspeakable things to every inch of your body while she glares at you impassively with her glowing eye and continuously shittalks you in a cruelly affectionate way

>>213403863
Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
I want a GLaDOS wife.

>>213401019 (OP)
>Monroe bot
>Moner bot
It's so close, it has to happen

>>213403863
I think that happened in Futurama too

All the worlds problems would end if we had Universal Basic Moner

>>213403895
yeah but the writers are gay so anything objectively good has to be 'le bad actually'

>>213401019 (OP)
Everytime the discussion about sex dolls starts I laugh a bit. Fags, you don't even clean your room, you are gonna be cleaning the goom from your sex doll.

>>213403205
so a woman who reminds you of your mother

>>213403947
anon don't look up UTI rates in actual females

>>213403974
>Exposed sexual organs are more prone to UTI
No shit, Sherlock.

>>213403947
Based m'lady poster

>>213404002
The urethra is not a sexual organ.

>>213404088
it is when I'm using it

>>213401019 (OP)
Did he drug his bot or something? Derpy ass face
>>213403947
I imagine if such project ever meets the light of day they will come with affordable vagina reloads or something, like condoms. Gotta get those simps paying you a monthly fee some how

>>213403947
If it's smart enough to wash the dishes it's smart enough to wash the pussy

>>213401313
Real vaginas are self-cleaning and regenerative so a pure maiden is the same as an experienced lady

>>213404314
*tips fedora*
It's basic science.

>>213401019 (OP)
Who died and made you Space Pope?

How many of you guys would be alright with a wife in a wheelchair? Not needing to strong & fast acting leg muscles makes designing robots a million times easier, and even if she could walk battery life is extremely limited. Wheels make common availability possible earlier and cheaper, but she'll need help getting around and won't be able to do as many chores for you.

>>213401019 (OP)
I’m going to use the Tesla robot slave for some real degenerate shit

>>213404550
I'm more interested in a disembodied intelligence that can wirelessly connect to any peripheral and use it against me.

>>213403279
Most tasks are designed with the human body in mind. Why make a different robot to cook, clean, wash my car, when one robot with a human design can do all of it?

>>213404550
Girls walking in high heels is my fetish so it's a fairly big deal breaker

>>213404447
lol

>>213404646
What deal?

>>213401019 (OP)
I turned 30 this year, the only celebration was my mother and sister sending me congratulatory texts. I have barely any friends, I have never had a girlfriend, I haven't been on a date for 6 years and it's not for a lack of trying, I have had sex twice in my life and both times were miserable, I don't believe I will ever experience love so if I could date a robot that just pretended to love and care for me then I would jump at that opportunity in a heartbeat, how would it be different than a real woman?

Women are seeing the writing on the wall.

>>213401019 (OP)
No I wouldn't because that would be gravely sinful

>>213404314
Except for the fact that the experienced lady can at any time decide to shittest you and humiliate you by comparing you to her past lovers.

>>213404550
I wouldn't go for a wheelchair bound girl, but if my wife became paralyzed of course I'd stay with her but that's a whole dang lifestyle adaptation.

>>213405013
women have an incredible ability to not foresee the most obvious fucking consequences

>>213405077
So this whole incel mindset is an insecurity thing? Yikes. Get better at sex and grow up.

>>213405125
>>213405013
Skimming that article, it still tells the men they have to step up, that uhhhh the girls who wrote all those articles about evil men aren't the same ones now, so go hit on them.
the notion of women approaching the men never comes up.

>>213404852
You would always know in the back of your head that the woman you're dating was programmed to like you.
Part of why love is such a cathartic experience is because it's a choice. Forcing someone to love you will please the ego, but your heart will still be empty.
I sincerely wish you the best anon, I understand your situation and it sucks. It's not your fault either, dating in the '20s is horrific. A far cry from what it was 10-15 years ago
t. 33 years old

>>213404550
I know a bargain when I see one

>>213405170
We get it, you enjoy cuckoldry. It's not something to be proud of around here.

>>213405013
They don't. Go on tiktok, twitter or instagram and you will see rampant hatred against men, stories of women demeaning men with thousands of women cheering them on, stories of women who dated obvious fuckboys & abusers crying about consequences and thousands of people telling them that they did nothing wrong and that nothing is their fault.
Women who date average men making average money get made fun of because the common sentiment is to use men for fun and money until you need to find a wallet to settle down with.
There has never been more animosity between genders than now, the only thing that has changed is that women are starting to make a fuss about not being treated like royalty any more.

>>213404852
>mother and sister
I barely got mother lol and I could tell she'd been crying

>>213405199
>dating in the '20s is horrific. A far cry from what it was 10-15 years ago
Why? I got married before the timeline shifted.

>>213405170
The only way to get better at sex is, ironically enough, limiting your bodycount and investing all your experimentation on your wife (who was of course also chaste)

>>213405254
it's horrors beyond your comprehension, imagine pic related but the woman is also fat, tattooed and noseringed and will probably ghost you even if you meet all these demands, and there are literally no alternatives because every single one is like this. this is what zoomer men get the vacant, haunted expression from

>>213405199
>You would always know in the back of your head that the woman you're dating was programmed to like you.
Just like how I would always know that any woman who picks me would just be settling for me, not feel like she is lucky to have me. What woman isn't with me because she is programmed to? If she likes me for being tall, would she stay if I lost my ability to walk? If she likes me for being economically viable, would she stay if I lost my job? If I am content with my life, is that then me being complacent which gives her the "ick" because I'm not grinding to increase my net worth? I don't believe in unconditional love so if a woman was programmed to love me then that would at least mean I could struggle without the fear of losing her.

>>213405270
If anything you need perspective

>>213405436
I get where you're coming from, but you have to unironically stop putting yourself down. That's r9k doomer shit based on a disordered view of facts.
It's not about settling, that's a twisted way to look at relationships. You find someone you care for, not because they're perfect, but because they're there for you. Men and women alike will always fight temptations of finding something "better", this isn't exclusive to any gender. But it's just that, a temptation.

>>213405598
Comparison is the thief of joy.

I dont need a robot. Just give me better onaholes

>>213405647
Just be yourself

>>213405647
Mate, I am not putting myself down, women put me down. They do it both directly and indirectly. I have been on dating apps for 11 years, I get either fat bisexual polygamists with blue hair, single moms or african gorillas thousands of miles away and even then I'm never exciting enough to keep their attention, you know exactly what the deal is when they reply after a week of not replying, it's because the guy they preferred stopped talking to them. The girls I meet outside of dating apps literally do the meme of "I wish I could find a guy like you, you really get me." but then end up with someone else, most of the time someone that is a charicature of the type of man that women claim to hate. I don't go on r9k so I don't know what people say there but my view of women hasn't soured because I've consumed blackpill content, it's soured because I've interacted with women.

>>213405909
If people here can see your insecurities just from your posts, you can bet women can see it. Who cares what women think? What they want does not matter.

>>213405977
People here can see my insecurities because I am telling you my insecurities, genius.

>>213405977
You really just said nothing bro

>>213405909
Yes and this is literally why you are doomed, instead of acknowledging and accepting responsibility and accountability for who you are, you would rather scream and cry about how other people put you.
You'll never be able to do anything in life because you don't allow yourself to. Have fun being miserable

>>213403863
https://vocaroo.com/1gbKQZxbdwP0

>>213406004
Believe it or not, the way you express your feelings linguistically, is directly connected to the way you express your feelings socially.
People can literally tell that you're a depressed miserable person to be around. They can tell that you are not confident and do not have any desirable qualities.

If you think they are wrong, maybe you should try actively displaying and projecting those things instead of crying about not getting pussy.

>>213406152
>>213406135
>>213406010
>>213406004
this is a thread about robot sex you stupid fucks.

>>213401313
They are but they're not happy about it.

>>213404131
>thinking his sexbot won’t come with DLC and a monthly subscription

>uh incels only exist because men as a whole dont try hard enough like my daddy tate told me
>what you mean women only date/fuck the top ten %? Just be the top ten % bro

>>213406174
>jailbreaking sexbots will be a thing

>>213406135
You clearly think you are a lot smarter than you actually are and the fact that you claim I am screaming and crying shows that you've run out of ideas on how to lil bro a stranger online. Have fun in your feminine era, king.
>>213406152
And people ofcourse could not be wrong, could they? You have divined these things about me from reading me explain why I would date a robot. You also seem like a really smart person and totally not like you are arguing to win a battle that is 100% inside your head.
>>213406166
I answered OPs question.

Back in my day *shakes fist* you could be a pudgy 5’9” assistant manager of a hardware store and before all the app crap and smart phones happened a guy like that could go to a local bar with his equally mediocre friends and have women talk to them. Not because they were particularly handsome or interesting but simply because there was nothing else except staring into their cosmo’s. And shit, if you were what women consider the “bare minimum” nowadays (6’, 6 figures, etc), you had pussy falling out of your pockets.

I wish you boys coulda seen it, it was like being on another planet.

youtube.com/watch?v=z1OLBktchfc
Choose a robot over a foid

>>213401019 (OP)
>The only logical solution to prevent social breakdown caused by technology is religiously founded morals.

Back then this was meant as a joke.

>>213406186
That's exactly what this loser says though so I don't even get what your beef with him is.

Btw you are both morons who overvalue online dating.

>>213405013
Could a brother share an archive link directly?

>>213401019 (OP)
I'd date a robot like the ones in fiction, who have their own minds which somehow manages to stay exactly within the range of a human.
I would not date a robot like the ones in real life, which are all running of the same model at the same datacenter and which won't magically settle on a human level of intelligence.

>>213404550
>How many of you guys would be alright with a wife in a wheelchair?
I wouldn't mind dating or marrying a woman who's wheelchair-bound, but I wouldn't make a point to ask someone like that out because it feels predatory

>>213407034
https://archive.is/kWcc8

>>213406240
how come she doesn't approach men if shes so horny?

>>213407289
>predatory to robots
???

billy everyteen fucks

>>213403205
hope you got a good job, because a custom order like that is going to cost you anon

>>213401019 (OP)
Okay but seriously.
As a 5/10 I'm currently priced out of the dating market, will there be a significant dip if more average men choose chatbots and the supply decreases? Or will whoreflation accelerate even more?

I just want to looksmatch with a girl my own age who isn't completely crazy or evil. It's truly sickening that this fundamental aspect of human life has been reduced by technology to an economic zero sum game.

>>213407983
There's no shortage of 5/10 women that will fuck literally anyone nice to them you know. If you're willing to rate yourself then don't pretend you deserve anyone better.

>>213406152
>People can literally tell that you're a depressed miserable person to be around. They can tell that you are not confident and do not have any desirable qualities.
Good thing women are mindreaders when it comes to incelitude but completely oblivous when it comes to abusive chads.

>>213408101
>There's no shortage of 5/10 women that will fuck literally anyone nice to them you know
how

What celebrity would you pick?

>>213401019 (OP)
Dating is just brainwashing over time, why would I date a robot when it can just be programmed to like me from the start?

>>213408167
You have to go outside I'm afraid.

>>213408227
I have a job
I go out with friends
Now tell me how bitch

>>213408101
>There's no shortage of 5/10 women

You are an insane man or haven't used online dating in 5+ years.
I don't deserve anyone better. I have below average height, a below average income and slightly below average looks. It's completely impossible for me to match witch someone who isn't a decade older than me.
Men are willing to settle and women aren't, that's just a fact of current year.

>>213407334
she expects men to read her mind

>>213408264
>Men are willing to settle and women aren't
Clearly you aren't either, by your own admission.

>>213408213
does she count as celebrity?

>>213408227
Retards like yourself will never convince anyone no matter how much you try and gaslight boyim to give foids the slightest amount of attention.

I want all these failed normals off my fucking board yesterday.

Kill yourself or break your computer either way don't come back.

>>213406240
>we’re all horny and unhappy

that’s why no one approaches you

>>213405909
The only women who use dating apps consistently are fat, used up, or gorillas, thats WHY you keep seeing them. Attractive women don’t need consistent reaffirmation from an app designed to trap you on it. Instead they either actually date, or go out places with their friends to meet people. Your odds of being successful on a dating app are terrible, and worse it’s detrimental to your self esteem and ego.

>>213404550
Uniquely sickening thought

>>213403863
>>213406144
Hnnngggg....

>>213402671
This is AI

>>213406240
>can just be myself with an AI
>have to play stupid games with a human female
I'm talking to DeepSeek :)

>33 years old
>never had sex or kissed
>never been in a relationship
>never been on a date
>have never even asked a girl out
>have never tried

would i date a robot? i dont even know. i dont know what to say anymore. and it isnt like im happy and successful in the rest of my life. im a complete failure everywhere else too. ive basically just never cared about anything for my entire life. ive never gotten the desire to go to a hooker or massage parlor either. i dont really think or know if i would even care enough for a connection to try to date a robot or ai whatever.

>>213408844
Alright but who asked

>>213408874
From the river to the sea

>>213408330
Do different variations of Moner count as different choices? Because I want a Wife Model, a Maid Model, a Secretary Model, and various character models like the famous Dora Model.

>>213408844
Bro it's fucking over
just do whatever it takes to be happy so long as it doesn't hurt other people

>>213408330
Fantastic choice, one of the best 3d models to come out ever. Reminds me a lot of Barbara Palvin. I love the /ss/ scenes made with Jill.

In all seriousness, it's pretty evident that the bulk of men are not going to date or marry women. The long-term implications of this doesn't bode well for the US. I'm actually terrified.

>>213409055
yeah my plan is to just jump off a bridge or something, i want to inconvenience as few people as possible.

>>213409108
You can start with not bothering us with your whiny blog

>>213409108
jumping from a bridge is a shit way to off yourself
but hope it won't come to that

>>213404550
Need Olivia Halford wife.

>>213409074
>The long-term implications of this doesn't bode well for the US
Good. Let it burn.

>>213401019 (OP)
Would you picrel, /tv/?

>>213406166
These faggots infest any thread about robots and it's insufferable. All they care about is complaining about real women and will use any topic as a springboard to do so. They don't even want a robot wife, they just want a means to spite women, and they'd only be happy if it meant the real women came begging forgiveness for rejecting them.

Real robofuckers despise you and your desperate fishing for validation, quit being parasites on enthusiast discussion and find another hugbox to wallow in.

>>213405909
Yeah, I'm in the same boat and it's over. And no matter whom you talk to, they'll ALWAYS tell you the problem lies with you, even though there are TONS of empirical evidence that the problem is 100% female, and at best they'll just tell you a bunch of worthless platitudes as "advice".

>>213409728
based robo fucker. i better not die before it happens

Yet another niggerpill thread.
Just like I'm on /r9k/

>>213409728
>kvetching about anons discussing the core issue and the biggest reason for wanting robowaifus (femoids being rancid shit)

>>213403936
Make it Xochitl, and we'll talk.

>>213409821
Remember that only indians are incels.

>>213409862
why do you want a fleshbag when you could have the certainty of steel?

>>213401019 (OP)
It is weird when they made the Robot Pride episode that this episode was never brought up.

>>213405909
>The girls I meet outside of dating apps literally do the meme of "I wish I could find a guy like you, you really get me." but then end up with someone else, most of the time someone that is a charicature of the type of man that women claim to hate.
This is so fucking accurate it hurts. Just in the last year alone I've had three experiences of this. One ended up with an abuser. One with a cheater. One still single and searching. The modern dating scene is a joke and I've slowly been losing any sort of will to put in the effort. I'm happy focusing on myself and my own pursuits. Women and social media were a goddamn disaster for humanity.

>>213409860
The "core issue" is for you failed normals and you alone. You don't want a robot you want literally anything that would replace women, posting john bladerunner only proves it even more.

Considering the current state of women, I can't wait until we get Monroebots

>>213410170
>You don't want a robot you want literally anything that would replace women
I want a robowaifu. I'd also be fine with just an AI voice waifu. If the end result is the same, why are you kvetching?

>>213410348
You can at least try to do more than keep proving me right you know. Or is venting your hurt feelings too important to consider anything else?

>>213410123
continuity doesn't matter when you want to virtue signal.

>>213410502
What is even your point?

>>213410438
That's a very ugly infographic anon. If you want to sell people on your ideas you have to improve your messaging.

>>213410565
I like this. May I use it in future threads?

>>213408156
that finely tuned radar in women goes haywire often when it comes to hot guys, doesn't it?

>>213410597
Of course, I am merely reposting it from another thread.

>>213408704
>>213402671
Has AI gone too far?

Sorry but it's only a Grace Kellybot for me

>>213408101
you might want to lower that number. Even the 5/10's think they deserve Superchad

>>213410553
If you actually knew how to read you would have seen my point not too far up, since you started by replying to it. It's still there so don't need to repeat again.

>>213408101
>There's no shortage of 5/10 women that will fuck literally anyone nice to them you know.
This used to be the case because people could have low self-esteem for being ugly. However, in modern era, if you even resemble a women, men will fight over the opportunity to simp for you. Hoflation is real for milinitards, zoomies, and alphies.

>>213410709
I get it. I just don't understand where this sense of superiority is coming from.
Here, I made a little pic of it, too, so you can share it with your friends on r*ddit.

>>213409860
The day we have infiltrator Cylons that look and feel like real women, humanity will be destroyed

>>213410855
>look and feel like real women
cringe

>>213401019 (OP)
Anon, I've been cooming to AI non-stop since the first AID colab notebook rolled out some 6-7 years ago and I've got so many different AI models for different shit on my computer that I can have it do anything I want. Fleshlings had their chance with me and no matter how many seething senators ree into a microphone I'm not using all this experience with AI for anything productive for anyone else. Sorry I'm just... I'm just not gonna!

>>213410805
You can frame it however you like but volunteering to be my straw man only proves me right.

>>213401019 (OP)
I would date one. But they can’t produce children

>>213411129
>they can’t produce children
yet

When I get lonely I start up SillyTavern, make some card fuck my self-insert, cum to the writing and then go on to play video games or get ready for bed. I've been doing this for two years, at least four times a week.

>>213410978
Maybe not in my lifetime, but imagine biotech cultivating robots with grafted cellular structure and even organ function. In all but name, they're exactly like bio women; just artificially made. Not 100% clones, but artificial women fusing nanotech and genetics.

>>213411268
so you just jerk it to text?

>>213411307
Yeah. I might also look up r34 if the character the card is based on already exists.

>>213411281
What part of "cringe" didn't you understand?

>>213411415
I know what you're saying. I'm not advocating for any of this shit. It actually scares the living fuck out of me because it's so horrific of an existential crisis that I hope I'll be long dead if science does this.

>>213411557
no you don't get it at all.
I don't care.
I also disagree. Normies only think they want artificial women. Once they get their hands on raw femininity in artificial form they will sculpt it into the things that really turn them on, and those things will not be human.

>>213411620
>Once they get their hands on raw femininity in artificial form they will sculpt it into the things that really turn them on, and those things will not be human.
This is true. I didn't think of this because I'm not a degenerate.

>>213411676
I for one am looking forward to my car scolding me and refusing to start unless I fuck her til she's satisfied.

>>213411620
>Once they get their hands on raw femininity in artificial form they will sculpt it into the things that really turn them on, and those things will not be human.
It really do be like that when you're the only one in the room and the computer doesn't give a shit and you start getting introspective about what you actually like

https://vimeo.com/664035366
the twilight zone's episode on it has always been my favorite depiction of the concept
I'd like to say no but I probably would if I could

>>213411793
I saw this episode as a kid and something I scoffed at could very likely happen in my lifetime.

>>213411557
>>213411676
Look man I get it you know what cringe is, I didn't need extra examples.

>let me tell you how women work
>no I have never kissed a girl, why do you ask?
Why are they like this? Why would anyone listen to self admitted virgin losers for dating advice?

>>213411849
right? just crazy
hell now I'd gladly be the guy on the asteroid and live with my robofu forever

>>213408844
Hello Jesus.

I hated my girlfriend so much after living with her for almost two years that I ended up buying a sex doll so I could get off without having to interact with her. I broke up with her and kicked her out on Christmas and still have both sex dolls.

>>213411938
Not only that but they’ll post the most hateful dehumanizing shit imaginable everyday and then write a woe is me blog about how they’ve never seen a vagina and life’s not fair lmao

>>213411938
The men that hate women the most probably have had experiences with them.

>>213411620
Bets on women actively augmenting their bodies to compete with nightmarish sexual homunculi from the darkest depths of the male psyche?

I’d like to have more faith in humanity than that but damn if my eyes don’t make a compelling argument.

>>213412056
write a timestamp on their butts or it didn't happen

>>213412056
Did you introduce them to your mother?

>>213412134
Deep.

>>213412151
this already happens