Thread 213401644

>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

>>213401644 (OP)
>Grifter
Tell me, what does he "grift"?

>>213401747
His movie "Rogue Elements" that was crowdfunded by spastics which turned out to be worse garbage than the movies he criticises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JXkjB0tpPA

>>213401911
Yeah. So?

>>213401911
>crowdfunded by spastics which turned out to be worse garbage than the movies he criticises
Truly the worst ending for any critic. Nobody could compete with the KINO that was To Boldly Flee.

Why do these guys always sound so passive aggressive all the time?

>>213401911
it's funny how terrible it is

>>213401644 (OP)
You don't have to be original or even particularly smart to swindle incels and chuds out of their money. Critical Drinker did nothing wrong, he's just playing by the rules.

>>213402032
Why grown up men watch movies for kids?

>>213401747
Didn’t you read the fucking green text? He tells centre of right retards exactly what he wants to hear. He goes on twitter and finds the general right wing consensus on said movie/show and repeats it in video form

>>213401644 (OP)
He's based cause he says it how it without being afraid of SJW backlash

>>213401644 (OP)
>youtube offers people the ability to grift
>people actually go along with it
that's all you have to say anon. When youtube started offering the "little people" a chance to skirt by with (((monetization))), the same with girls posting their roast beef sandwiches at home, people picked up on it. why do you think so many movies made fun of the wagie

>>213401644 (OP)
I like drinker as a personality but i dont watch his reviews because he has vacuous dull opinions.

The only reviewers worth watching are RLM until Spoony makes his heroic comeback

>>213401644 (OP)
He doesn't have to be funny. He just has to be negative about everything.

>>213401747
He panders. He recycles content and talking points for every reaction to recycled Hollywood slop. He just aggregates grieviences from the chudosphere.

he does petty much the exact same review using the exact same words for everything and the grim thing is that he's rarely wrong about it

>>213401644 (OP)
Brie, you can stop posting this every day

>>213404277
>Using the word "chud" unironically
Opinion discarded.

>>213401644 (OP)
It's funny cause it's true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lgmvraCq1g

>>213404402
>t. chud

>>213401644 (OP)
For me it's the barely disguised disgust in his voice when talking about anything that isn't a sweaty shirtless man.

>>213404402
It was ironic though. Try a media literacy course chudtard

Lefties haven’t handled losing the culture war they started very well.

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>>213404458
Ummmm, this conversation is over. Zip it. Hush. Quiet. Your opinion was discarded. This conversation is over.

>>213401747
Grifter, in this context, means someone who plaps out content to pander to a certain demographic and their need to be validated rather than actually voicing his sincere thoughts on anything.

>>213404444
>uses clips of Destiny to back up his arguments
OP has a better critique of Drinker than that cuck

thanks for reminding me about him gonna watch more of him

The Drinker is based for the amount of seethe he causes

>>213405265
You don't want to watch too many in a row. The Critical Drinker is like a Roadrunner cartoon, if you watch too many in a row you start to notice that it's all the same jokes repeated over and over and it gets boring.

Can you edit this a bit so I can post it in the comments of his next video without getting flagged by youtube as offensive

>>213405289
The Drinker is based for the amount of chud retard money he grifts.

>>213402017
I love to boldly flee

>>213401747
Anybody expressing any opinion not aligned with wokeoid leg-beards is a "grifter", Anon. Keep up.

These anti sjw channels are so fucking boring, when will this phase end?

>>213403394
>He tells centre of right retards exactly what he wants to hear.
Have you considered the theoretical possibility that other people simply have different opinions than yours, and they develop organically.

>He goes on twitter and finds the general right wing consensus on said movie/show and repeats it in video form
Literally ANY proof that he does this and doesn't just have opinions you don't like?

ecelebs are not television
ecelebs are not film

>>213401911
better than the billion dollar series rings of power. cope and seethe tranny

>>213405435
thats why endless culture war bullshit needs to stop. not everything needs to be a big political battle

>>213404575
Please see: >>213405456
What evidence do you have that he's not actually voicing his sincere thoughts on anything?

Is this just more leftist narcissism? "Nobody can ACTUALLY disagree with me AND have an audience! They have to be PRETENDING!!!"?

All he does is perpetuate the culture of NPCs that hatewatch shit. If he didn't exist then half of the woke shit he hates on wouldn't have even been known about by most people, it would've died then and there. I'm tired of him championing every single Disney product like it's this inherently popular, successful product that kids will be guided towards. Nobody likes Disney, Disney fucking sucks, if you quit the culture war then they'd just be a forgotten studio with some overpriced themeparks. But instead despite not having contributed anything worthwhile in decades they're still seen as this pillar of our culture that must be fought over. Let them die.

>>213405435
>anti sjw channels
This isn't a thing.
Do you mean "channels not marching lock-step with prog-tranny narratives"?

>>213405435
When SJW stop trying to insert themselves into everything

>>213405525
>What evidence do you have that he's not actually voicing his sincere thoughts on anything?
I've watched them. He is almost never interested in an honest read of any media, he just uses them as a tool to make low hanging fruit points that his audience will enjoy.

>>213405544
>If he didn't exist then half of the woke shit he hates on wouldn't have even been known about by most people, it would've died then and there.
You've been telling this lie for more than 10 straight years and it STILL isn't true, troon.

>Omg just le ignore it and it will not exist!
It's not 2014 any more, faggot.

This dude made a ghostbusters 2016 and Brie Larson this month. I hope he cans this shit for vacations and isn’t that desperate for new content.

>>213405435
>hey goy why do you keep exposing, and laughing at us for trying to turn your kids into trannies. It's so lame
stfu kike

>>213405574
>I've watched them. He is almost never interested in an honest read of any media
Ah, OK, so you're projecting. Got it.

>>213405636
>no u!
wow, you got me, damn you're good

>>213401747
>Four different responses
>NONE of them actually accurately understand what the word "Grifter" means
I swear leftgroids are the biggest, sloppiest, dumbest lip-smackers on planet Earth, holy shit.

>>213405613
Why are you acting so conspiratorial you brain-damaged troglodyte? Alright then, what has he helped by existing? What product has been changed or hurt by his videos and actions? You won't name a single one, because he hasn't actually "fought" any of the woke. He's a part of the ecosystem, the advertising cycle. He's there to make money off the rage and send you back towards the product. You just can't accept that you're a useful idiot used for advertising, because every post and every thread you make about snow white or some other nigger-fied product just boosts the signal that much more. You never stopped anything, and neither did he.

>>213401644 (OP)
anyone ever wonder why on 4chan of all places, people spend their time crying about right wingers?
like why don't you ever see these threads about actual laughing stocks like grace randolph or moviebob
>>213401747
he doesn't. OP is either some leftist crying that this guy is more influential than any leftist critic, or some trollanon trying to harvest (you)s
The thing about drinker is that he has a lot of shit opinions, but usually where he goes wrong is when he sells out and gives wokeshit the benefit of the doubt like with pray, wicked, or arcane
but that's not what people cry about here

>>213405521
>thats why endless culture war bullshit needs to stop. not everything needs to be a big political battle
Then leftists should stop putting culture war bullshit & politics into every fucking movie & show?

>>213405662
>I win based on insisting on a rigid dictionary definition of something
wow based, the trannies aren't going to like this one!

>>213405660
You literally just admitted to having no basis for your claim other than
>I watched it, felt off, trust me

That's not a valid justification for your cockamamie claim of "he's not actually voicing his sincere thoughts on anything", you sputtering, desperate queer.

>>213405435
stop making wokeshit and it all goes away

>>213401644 (OP)
>scottish guy
>drinking jack daniels, an American whiskey
Do they like American brands in the uk? I thought they would be more picky and prefer their own stuff. Or is the critical drinker a bad drinker along with being a shit critic?

>>213405716
>le rigid dictionary definition!
No, just the ACTUAL definition and not your made-up Reddit nonsensical newspeak, cocksucker.

Can you be a little MORE catty & passive-aggressive than you're already being? You're not arguing effeminately enough yet for someone on your side.

>>213405686
if they do then dont watch the shows or movies and they will fail. the solution shouldnt be to become just as annoying but do the conservative version of being angry about woke shit 24/7.

>>213405744
he's clearly obsessed with American culture like most brits
the UK makes its fair share of movies and tv shows but he never talks about those because he's from that 80s-90s generation who grew up with lethal weapon and die hard and view 80s american culture as the default
in that context, jack daniels is a good choice of booze because it's what jack nickolson drinks in the shining and what al pacino drinks in scent of a woman

>>213401644 (OP)
Hollyweird shills have been spamming the board 24/7 since it came back online.

Found you. It’s not working schlomo.

>>213405716
>be objectively wrong
>get told you're wrong
>get unironically pissy over it
How about you use words right if you want people to take you seriously? Or just to NOT make fun of you?

This is the same shit as when you trannies call married men with kids "incels" and then have your period when people inform you that you clearly don't even know what the words you're throwing around mean. It's literally just you having a tard-tantrum over people being smarter than you and it's fucking pathetic.

>>213405774
help me understand
is everyone who runs a kickstarter or a patreon a" "grifter"?
if you admit that there is some "right wing consensus", is it possible that he's not pandering to it, but rather organically part of it?
are right wing nobodies who somehow get famous no longer allowed to support right wing points of view?

>>213405738
Nobody wants these channels to go away. The more money chudtubers swindle out of dimwits, the less money they'll have to donate to actual right wing chud charities.

>>213405836
ignoring the substance of the criticism and attacking one word whose use you don't agree with (based on autism) is a 80 IQ approach to any argument just so you know

>>213405744
>i-is that a scott drinking jack daniels
scottish booze is overrated
japanese whiskey is the best and bourbon tastes better than whiskey and is better for mixed drinks

>>213405798
>if they do then dont watch the shows or movies and they will fail.
People don't. And they do fail. Because people don't watch them, faggot. Glad we're on the same page.

>the solution shouldnt be to become just as annoying but do the conservative version of being angry about woke shit 24/7.
Nobody's doing this, though. You're projecting this onto anyone who complains about wokeslop. The people that complain about wokeslop don't do it "24/7". In fact, they typically have jobs and wives and kids and shit, unlike woke-freaks. You're projecting the idea that that's ALL they have going on in life because that's the ONLY way for your dumb ass to have a fucking point.

>>213405907
You are projecting about the so called "woke freaks".

>>213405876
Lip-smackers like you don't know what a "grifter" is or what the term means, and threads like this outright prove it.

No amount of crying on your part will change that.

>>213405940
>I"m just going to continue to fixate on one word and pretend the rest of the criticism doesn't exist
ok then

>>213405861
>if you watch his videos you'll no longer have money to save your country from wokeshits!
damn. I never thought of it that way. wtf I hate drinker now
also I guess all the niggers and spics can stay here and collect gibs. I yield

>>213405940
if "incel" just means "someone leftists disagree with" then "grifter" is "someone successful leftists disagree with"
see also: Sweeney, Sydney

>>213405716
Because there are rigid differences between things like male and female for instance. People need to stop indulging narcissistic leftist lunacy.

>>213405876
>ignoring the substance of the criticism
The substance of your "criticism" was "critical drinker is LE GRIFTER!".
I explained how he isn't and how you clearly don't even know what that term fucking means, despite you tossing it around so confidently.

That IS addressing the "substance" of your argument, retard: The "substance" of your argument was retarded and wrong.
Now the question is whether or not you're gonna' get mad about it and pretend that that shit's an argument to.

>>213405975
I mean the people who vote republican are really poor its not like they have a lot of money to spare fr fr fr fr fr frrr

>>213405845
>is everyone who runs a kickstarter or a patreon a" "grifter"?
According to leftshits, apparently.

>>213401644 (OP)
I despise his fake drunk persona along with the way he speaks, it's so annoying.

>>213405716
>>213405876
>Words don't have to mean anything or be used correctly!

Holy shit. THIS is the average faggot crying about Critical Drinker, huh?

>>213406051
Buh-leave tha-hat!

>>213405962
See: >>213406067

>base entire argument on a word you don't understand
>get corrected
>double-down and get mad

>>213405861
Holy shit, you're doing some IMPRESSIVE mental-gymnastics to cope with the fact that he's unironically more popular than the leftist wokeslop he criticizes OR the leftist speds who try to "compete" with him on the platform.

>>213406085
anon, you can literally use whatever word you want, it's irrelevant. he's still a cynical youtube slop-peddler who doesn't actually review or engage with media, but instead regurgitates the exact same opinions over and over again that he knows gets him views.

>>213405939
How is that "projecting"?
Rightwingers are statistically more likely to get married, have sex, have children, have healthy relationships, etc., than self-identified wokeoids. This shit is clinically proven in pretty much every study conducted on the topic.

>>213406163
>anon, you can literally use whatever word you want
Wrong. Words mean things. Next question, retard?

>>213406116
I love the Critical Drinker. I donate money to his Patreon. Lots of it.

are jenny nicholson and her tranny brother "grifters"?

>>213401644 (OP)
you forgot the shart noises

>>213406163
>just doubling-down again
How fucking hard is it to admit you were wrong and change your argument? Holy shit.

>>213406051
Well at least you understand that it's "fake", in that he's playing a character.
I've seen these threads frequented by leftist retards that unironically believe that "the critical drinker" is a real person and not a fucking character the guy invented and played, like Larry the Cable-Guy (whom I've also seen leftist retards insist is "real"), lmao.

>>213406163
if he believes what he says, is he also a grifter?
this seems like a very nebulous term that relies on the bad-faith assumption that he doesn't really think wokeshit is bad and he's just saying it for money

>>213401644 (OP)
OP why don't you stop being a faggot?

He's trying to draw in an off beat "cutesy" artstyle. It's a big thing with the trans and furry lofi art communities on discord. Think of the kind of stuff adjacent to sewerslvt or the boykisser meme. It all rhythms with the archetype of low esteem men getting into anxious cylces who then end up surrounding themselves with other discord friends as a coping mechanism and outlet, but those same people who are highly receptive to their worries (and, woah, they are even flirting with pathetic guy like me!) trade their baggage in return. Then the guy starts getting more involved with their interests and what do you know they like quirky music, interesting art and are refreshingly open about porn. If that pathetic guy is an artist they will soon take inspiration while being egged on by their "alty" friends to do more and more. Then the cycle of egg cracking starts, because those exact same people who have become that guy's "friends" don't just like pornagraphy but also include it as part of their lifestyle which then gets pushed more and more on the guy. Overtime the he picks up the same habits and interests as these people and starts to see these groups as a big part of his identity, so he starts to conform with the desires and wishes of people who at their core are just as low in esteem as he is but make up for it with sexual gratification which he will fill. He will either crack or he will become a chaser for "cute" guys or "enbys" as he finally told about the pink or furry pill by his friends and takes it as a serious cool alternative for his life and not a confession of nerfarious intentions by people he knows online.
Shen is falling into that archetype and his art is an indicator of his gradual downward spiral.
Or maybe he just sucks, that could be true too

>>213406051
Goo awey nihao

>>213401644 (OP)
kek accurate

>>213401644 (OP)
Why does this mild drunk bong cause such seething from internet leftists?

Another seething critical drinker thread.

Again. Like always.

>>213401644 (OP)
All his "reviews" just sound the same.

>search "youtube grifter"
>critical drinker pops up
wtf

>>213408633
because he has more subscribers and viewers than the next 3 most "successful" lefty media critics combined

Wtf is center right?

>>213409271
>please come and watch my drinker exposé with 57 views

>>213404444
>Destiny
Isn't he the guy that blew Nick Fuentes?

>>213405553
Like your tight whiny butthole?

>>213409295
it's a fancy way of saying "normie"
libshits hate drinker because he represents normiedom but he also shits all over their media so it's a reminder that the majority reject them

>>213409271
>search "youtube grifter"
>breadtuber trannies talking about critical drinker pops up

No shit?

>>213408633
Because he DARED to say the latest Disneyslop wasn't very good.
Nothing enrages the Revolutionary Left as much as shitting on a corporate product.

>>213409295
A word leftist troons use for normal people when they don't want to admit that the views they classify as "rightwing" are actually very normal, popular & "centrist".

>>213409340
>>213409512
What's center left

Right wing chuds talking about movies is the lowest point of movie criticism/analysis. It's just annoying to people who love cinema that they are so popular.

>>213409436
This proves the person behind these daily Critical Drinker threads is an obsessed leftist tranny.

>>213409553
normie but democrat
think steven colbert (as he presents himself, at least)

>>213409866
>Everyone I don't like is a leftist tranny
Lmao enjoy watching Fantastic Slop and The Bust of Crust, Drinker loved those.

>>213410371
>how do you do, fellow fascists
Searching youtube for videos angry at grifters proves it. Take the L and dilate

>>213405738
>Hate the Scottish guy who makes movie reviews
>Waste his pathetic life religiously watching every video of his and constantly bitch, whine and cry about him on 4chan
Why libtards are so pathetic?

>>213401911
>not a single argument about why is it bad
What, no middle of the road opinions from center of left bluesky or something?

>>213405544
Drinker, Asmon & co are not the agressors in the culture war. It was brought to them and their viewers. You are asking the wrong people to put down their swords. The actual instigators can stop this tomorrow if they so choose.

>>213411073
nice choice of gif

>>213405544
stop making wokeshit and it all goes away

>>213409321
Yup. Instead of fucking the swedish whore, nick and steven sodomized each other.

>>213401644 (OP)
Jack Daniels is horrible to drink like that. Also who buys a small bottle?

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what is up with all the gets in this thread?

>>213412476
don't worry, the top is on

Why is Critical Drinker punching up Brie Larson, troonbros?

>>213404194
>I like drinker as a personality
>The only reviewers worth watching are RLM

>>213402017
Watching that shit gave me inoperable bowel cancer

Thanks for nothing, Doug

>>213401644 (OP)
OP sounds like jealous faggot who's too stupid to see zer's favorite goyslop capeshit movie is a shitty movie to begin with.

>>213401644 (OP)
THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT FOR TODAY

GO AWAY NOW

>>213409271
>a response to grifters
Her smug aura arouses me

>>213401644 (OP)
The left made him famous, their ideas are stupid enough for a 90 IQ drunk to parody. Nobody to blame but yourselves, trannyfags.

>>213404194
>>The only reviewers worth watching are RLM

>>213401644 (OP)
Him and EFAP doing anything Superhero related when those niggers have never picked up a single comic book and completely missing the crux of characters pisses me off more than I should. Especially that furfaggot rags trying to be holier than thou.
>inb4 hurr leftist
I'll shit on those retards too for getting shit wrong about characters I know better than they did just because they watched one 2 hour movie involving them and think they have more experience with them than someone who has read their comics for years

>>213404194
>I like drinker as a personality
>I dont watch his reviews because he has vacuous dull opinions.

Are you stupid

>>213401644 (OP)
Kek it do be like that

>>213404022
>most milquetoast and limpwristed cuck criticisms is standing up to woke
How utterly deranged.

>>213414577
As in he is funny on other peoples shows but has bad movie takes