Thread 213404537

Which way /tv/?

Idk but I’m killing myself today and this is the last ya’ll’ll hear of me

>>213404537 (OP)
Or I want my shit to come out black or green the next day, tough choice

>>213404583
Don't choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem, anon.

I'm tired of goth girls. Give me happy, fun, and quirky

>>213404583
It's the fate you deserve, Snoodfag

>>213404537 (OP)
>eating literal goyslop in 2025
There's zero excuse for this. Do better.

>>213404638
This anon is correct.

That shit probably gives you cancer

>>213404638
Shut the fuck off.

thought they were sex dolls until I saw Kelloggs

>>213404537 (OP)
right

>>213404537 (OP)
Fuck Wilt Kellog he’s the reason we’re all circumcised

>>213404537 (OP)
I live in the first world so both.

consoomer wars

>>213404591

mountain dew is the true drink of white men. even when they're at the lowest point in life, they do the dew.

>>213404537 (OP)
looking at them oats

>>213404537 (OP)
I forgot her name wasn't Snood

>>213404583
Gonna cast a spell to make you jerk off to anime titties for ten hours instead.

>>213404537 (OP)
Cereal gives me horrible gas sometimes.

>>213404612
How are you tired of goth girls when they are practically non existent?

>>213404612
Lol yeah I got over the Goth girl thing.

I've seen the light. And the light is Tall Red haired woman with nice front teeth and light blue clothing.

The black and white ones make your poop a weird color

>>213404962
Too bad you're not white esl

>>213404638
OP is probably just joking. I don't think anyone here actually would eat that stuff.

>>213404583
A parting gift, from me to you

>>213406199
You're not supposed to cram it

>>213406199
thats from the milk, retard.
sounds like ur brown (lactose intolerant)

>>213404537 (OP)
Edward Scissorhand is easily the scariest movie j have seen.

>>213406360
Kawaii~

>>213404537 (OP)
Both.

>>213404561
whoa black betty

>>213404537 (OP)
>Which way /tv/?
go back to border shitskinfaggot

snood on the 'log

>>213406499
FLAT

Just caught a Catherine Zeta Jones Douglas interview on gma3. Talk about hitting the jackpot. She is the best spokesperson anyone could ever hope for. That was awesome. Just what an absolute consummate professional. Everyone should be so lucky.

>>213406385
I mean it's after an entire family size box of Life Cereal, but you may be right.

>>213404537 (OP)
Should have just put them both in the same box

>>213406360
Hey mate its me do you remember me we spoke a while back in a thread that i told you about the time i went to meet EMMA.. how are you mate hope you are ok? Neil B.

Will the Wednesday cereal make my poopy black?

>>213406686
>same box
Then you miss out on the free PR from the battle over it. Like Godzilla vs. Kong

>>213406728
Of course I remember you, you're a good lad! I'm doing well, thanks for asking. How have you been holding up, I hope all is well on your end.

>>213406686
That Zelda cereal was actually fantastic. Like Crunch Berries but better. Mario one was mediocre.

>>213406728
You aren't this guy, right?>>213404583

>>213406753
yeah it will

>>213406809
I am also good mate everything is fantastic thank you for asking.. i am very excited to watch EMMA in the new episodes tomorow my carer wont be available to watch it with me becaus we are going out in the day but i will watch them in the evening and have a night time party ofr myself...
>>213407005
No i only just entered the thread but if that guy is reading this i hope he doesnt do it he should enjoy wednesday tomorrow isntead

>>213407047
I'm glad to hear that things are going well for you and that you aren't the other anon. I hope you enjoy watching your show tomorrow and that it lives up to the hype for you

>>213404537 (OP)
>does not include a toy surprise of a figure or something
Pathetic.

>>213404537 (OP)
>Cookies and creme vs confetti cake
Can't I just eat Frosted Flakes like a normal person?

>>213404537 (OP)
I'm a Wednesday that wishes I could be an Enid

>>213404583
Double dog dare you not to.

>>213404583
Oh no...anyway, in other news, RIP Baby Sneed

>>213404583
good luck!

>left option
>right option
>on the same pallet
heh
just like politics!

I need a tiktok of Snood eating her slop

mix them together to make yuriflakes

>>213407797
why does tony look like a niggerfaggot now

What is even the taste of "flat chested whore"?

>>213408990
Bland.

>>213404537 (OP)
Why does Enid get her name above her picture but Wednesday doesn't?

>>213404537 (OP)
There is only one Wednesday for me.

>>213408990
God I want to lick her DFC

>>213404537 (OP)
nice little marketing campaign you have there! it would be a shame if...nobody responded

>>213404537 (OP)
Does the left one make your poo black

>>213409121
Because Wednesday is the name of the show...
It would be weird with
Wednesday
O
Wednesday

>>213410853
>>213406753
Yes, both will actually. Suger cereal slop will give you ass cancer.

>>213404537 (OP)
Confetti Cake Flavoring™ can be alright in small doses but sounds grody for a cereal, I thought it was just fruit loops. Cookies and cream pairs better with mild and hopefully will be less offensive so I'll take that, although I wouldn't be surprised if the black dye makes my shit later look like a nightmare

>>213404591
>Don't dew it bro
Based Mountain Dew bros looking after each other

>>213404962
White people like mountains, I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

Simple. I do a 360 and walk away.

Most pick the Addams Family but for me it's Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves cereal.

>>213404829
Yeah but at least you don’t masturbate.

>>213411716
Penis

>>213404583
If I may ask, why?

>>213404537 (OP)
I got these last week and Wednesday's taste like SHIT. The Enid cereal MOGS hers. The Enid cereal was so good.

>>213411716
>homo wants the penis cereal
Checks out

>>213411885
>>213411768
Look at it this way, if someone tells you to go eat a bowl of dicks, at least in this case it will taste like Cap'n Crunch.

>>213411998
Can I just eat the Cap'n Crunch instead without the dicks in my cereal?

>>213411743
y-yeah haha

>>213412069
No.

I read the other day zoomers are eating less cereals nowdays. Nobody will buy this

>>213404537 (OP)
BOTH!
AT THE SAME TIME!

>>213404583
You life has value, why not spend it instead of throwing it away?
If you're planning on dying anyway, what's to stopping you from doing whatever you want?

>>213412725
dude now im healed and i can do anything. it was literally that easy. how did i not think of that?
thanks man. you saved my life

retard

>>213412872
When did I say you shouldn't die?
If you spend money you don't still have that money, do you?

>>213412872
>The reason why people hardly ever change in such ways is mainly that we are afraid of such bold steps to freedom. We are more afraid of them than of continued suffering and even dying. We know that we will not dare to actually quit our job tomorrow morning and just walk away south. Not now, maybe next year, but then again not, because it will be next year’s “now” at that point. And we ‘know’ this; in some way we are aware of that we are too chicken to do such, and therefore, such strong change is just not a practical solution. It is only a step that “could theoretically be taken”, but practically, suicide, a much more radical step, is taken instead. A quick suicide allows us to save face and get out of all the guilt feelings and fears still to come.
https://www.science20.com/alpha_meme/suicide_for_birthday_best_present_ever-140832

>>213404583
Suicide is a sin unto Lord.

>>213404583
>I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend~

Three Wishes Zero Sugar Pain cereal

>>213404583
Seasons come and seasons go, the good ones and the bad ones.
I love you and would love to post with you again friend.