>>213408689 >now then, now then >we've got a letter here from a young man in newcastle >dear jimmy, please can you fix it for me to have frantic, furtive, sweaty sex with a gel twice me age on a movie set
"E-Emma? C-can we stop, please?" >i bloody told you, there is no emma >only jimmy >now get that finger back up me arse before i fuckin' twat ya
I used to bang a chick that looked just like her, then after I stopped she banged my cousin and she got pregnant and their kid ended up being some kind of retard that I now have to look at during the family Christmas party and she died of a drug overdose in a gas station bathroom kek.
>>213410082
I think it's a shitlib thing where the quarantine is basically Brexit. So Jimmy Savile, not having been exposed when the infection broke out, symbolises all the romanticising of an imagined past (which we know to be morally bankrupt as Savile was exposed irl). I mean, the Jimmys aren't gonna be good guys either.
>>213410944
they're not. they were supposed to film them being torn up by the infected that get into the house, but the girls actually got scared and danny boyle felt bad and they cut the entire sequence
It's gonna be really weird if the sequel hits big and you get people basically cosplaying as one of the UK's most prolific sex offenders at cons and shit.
>>213408845
Just realized that a female Jimmy Saville (a British celebrity albino necrophile pedophile rapist during the 70s) is the hottest idea that's ever been conceived
>>213412577 >give me psycho zombie apocalypse gf >ywn jiu-jitsu a bunch of infected with your crew of jimmys >ywn bro it up around the campfire with them after >ywn have disgusting haven't-washed-in-years jimmy-on-jimmy sex beneath the starlight
>>213413104
Fucking retard
You think the zombies just bust in like it's a surprise prank
The girls probably knew the actors by name
You fucking STUPID shithead
>>213405983 (OP)
The thing about this movie is that its world building is far more interesting than the plot, I want to know more about the world and if there's other branches of zombies aside from alphas and the fat slugs, and I want to know more about the Jimmys