Wednesday season 2 releases in 13 hours
>>213407311 (OP)I don't care about Wednesday, but why does Netflix take 10 years between seasons for popular TV shows? Stuff like this is why I miss cable TV.
>>213407311 (OP)Is this a muslim on the left?
>>213407438Godโs work anon
>>213407438thank you for your service
>>213407438Based. Beat me because I had to wait to post.
>>213407438thank you for your service
Fuck the girl on the left is not cute anymore
>>213407496Snood is the queen of /tv/
Damn the blonde girl went face first into the wall
>>213407311 (OP)Theyโre old hags now
>>213407849dysgenic potatoface
>>213407523Sheโs no Xochitl.
>>213407311 (OP)Emma looks much better with a fringe
>>213407311 (OP)you can tell by the background that this season will be a massive downgrade
>>213407311 (OP)>hit the walloof
>>213407888DELICIOUSLY FLAT
>>213407311 (OP)Why does Enid look so different? Was she a kid in the first season?
>>213407311 (OP)>it now takes Hollywood 3 years to get another season of a tv show out>season is only 8 episodeslol
>>213407311 (OP)White women age like shit lol
>>213408479No, she was 20.
The 3 year delay in doing season 2 will be a problem
Ortega no longer passes as a teenager
>>213407311 (OP)Definitely not gonna be as hard as I was watching the first season. Jenna looks like shit as the character now. Snood got hotter though
>>213407311 (OP)>here's those 16 and 35 year old high schoolers I was telling you about>>213407438based
>>213408760Why so much more makeup/concealer on the right compared with the left photo?
anon why dont you love me anymore
>>213407311 (OP)Snood got cuter while la creatura got uglier.
>>213407311 (OP)They shouldโve recast Wednesday as Xochitl Gomez instead of Jenna
>>213407438never stop posting
>>213408760I watched the 1st season twice. it was so good. if s2 is half as good I'll be happy
>>213408852is that a Bogdanoff? qrd?
>>213407438fuck off, she is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dHJHh6GpqE
>>213408984No, just bad makeup and poor lighting
>>213407311 (OP)Did Ortega forget to act moody this time around? She seems to just look confused most of the time.
>>213409255She was never known to be a talented actress.
She looks really good here
Healthy, full-cheeked, and fertile
>>213409292>Park's direction and Ortega's acting were both praised,[17] and several critics cite it as Ortega's "breakout" film role.[18][19] Sheri Linden of The Hollywood Reporter called the film "sensitive and piercing" and praised Park's screenplay and direction, the performances and Finneas' score, and wrote that "...Ortega's beautifully nuanced turn understands the nothing-to-look-at-here faรงade and the chinks in the armor".[20] Peter Debruge of Variety called the film a "stellar debut" from Park and noted that "Ortega in particular seems to have found her voice.">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fallout_(film)#Critical_response
>>213409255She's just playing it as le snarky deadpan goth girl now. First season she played Wednesday as an unironic autist.
>>213409363>movie no one outside of Hollywood employees has ever even heard ofWow amazing her coworkers said nice things about her
I'm a zoomer and i saw the old movie "i know what you did last summer" and they had Jennifer love hewitt with big ass titts and Sara Michelle with her tight ass and nice tits. millennials had it so good
But us zoomers are stuck with these two goblin looking hoes. W
Are zoomers cursed?
>>213410136>Are zoomers cursed?Kinda
Every generation is twice as retarded as the last, and boomers were already clinically retarded
>>213407849>>213407879you can just tell shes gonna be a ghastly catherine o'hare type hag as an old bitch. would not marry
>>213407868She looks hotter now stfu
>>213407849that's a lot of coce
>>213408760y is it blurred?
>>213408852Would you still love me if I was a bogdanoff?
>>213407311 (OP)this "3 years between tv seasons" shit needs to stop
>>213407415Television studios used to have an established process and people with expertise.
Netflix tried to reinvent the wheel only to eventually end up doing things almost the same way.
They are building studios and reusing sets and keeping writers on retainers.
It is literally only a matter of time before we get cable tv back but with a different name.
Hell it might just revert back to the old guard, Comcast is still kicking. They're probably biding their time.
>>213409312Tight, ripe and fresh
Comment on what you see here
>>213411012the jaw i wish i had
>>213407415Broadcast networks announce their schedule for the following season in May, so shows can start prep work for the next season soon after the current one wraps.
In the streaming world, thereโs no schedule at all, so executives take months to decide renewal (add in the fact that Netflix releases seasons at once, so they canโt know if a show is successful before the last episode dropped, since itโs released at the same time as the first,) so everyone involved in the show starts working on different projects to earn a living while the first show is in limbo. As a result, they have to wait for everyoneโs schedule to align to start working on the next season, which takes additional months.
>>213411092If you marry her you can give your sons that jaw
>>213411201Yeah but you'll also turn them into midgets
Race isn't a factor cause she looks she's 2/3rds euro at the least
>>213407415what is especially retarded is that streaming services sink or swim depending on their catalogue, so the longer they wait to greenlight a second season, the more likely audiences lose interest. These services should be greenlighting 2 seasons at a time, so even if the first season is a dud, theres the ability for the show to wrap up, tell a complete story, and pad out the catalogue. It might even be a hit a few years down the road, at which point they can reboot it. But no. Netflix is now littered with 1 season wonders just because they themselves took too fucking long to pump out a second season. Who wants to wade through a bunch of unresolved stories to find a few gems?
>>213407311 (OP)Will they scissor
>>213411666Having wednesday end up as a dyke would be peak hollyjew
>>213411588>make effortpost>thread diesthis is why I stopped posting here. Its almost like the mods know when a thread gets genuine traction and then start bot pumping other threads
>>213408852She playing Lurch this time?
>>213407415The stars get popular and get movie offers, and it takes time to renegotiate and bring everyone back together.
>>213411588Weโre also seeing the phenomenon with a lot of these made-for-streaming 10 episode shows that the writers burn through all their good ideas in season 1
They all seem to have pretty bad sophomore slumps
The big money roles for Jenna will probably dry up when she stops passing as a teenager
This increases the likelyhood she does a partially nude scene by 30%, and the chance of a fully nude scene by 12.5%
>>213412233Jenna will just slot in to the roles Helena Bonham Carter aged out of.
>>213412281She loves showing her nips
>>213407438You send you yourself an awful lot of back pats when you post this.
>>213412281>Jenna will just slot in to the roles Helena Bonham Carter aged out of.Yeah no
>>213407311 (OP)the wall came for the Snood
>>213411588(((netflix))) and other streaming companies dont actually even sign full seasons of shows to skimp on money, theyre all 6 and 10 episode tv shows
>>213412400How surprised were you that they were pink instead of brown?
>>213412680she's 100% european spanish stock so it wasnt a surprise at all
>>213411592>Call it, Snoodo
>>213407438Jenna bros... it wasnt supposed to be real life..
>>213412924I still would that Squidward zombie.
>>213412924is it normal to not have all the shit written before you start filming?
>>213412924>>213413064>writers push out some slop >don't bother to fix it>have to film it anyway to keep on schedule>???>s2 flops>people blame jenna cause she's an "executive producer"she doesn't know how to deal with jews yet. this could kill her career. someone save her
>>213412924I just don't understand women, like they can't be 'that' retarded, they have to take a look in the mirror sometimes
>>213413199One of you anons needs to marry her and knock her up or something.
Hopefully they stop queerbaiting and just give us wenclair
>>213413396I would have volunteered pre-bogging desu, but not post-bogging
Say what you will about her, but it's undeniably clear that this lil Snood can boogie
>>213412896no way. she has Amerindian features.
>>213414219What is this yiddish dance called?
>>213412896>>213414246Ortega looks like she's majority iberian, no more, no less
>>213411588>>213412060>1 hour laterthread is still up and I enjoyed the post
>>213407523Not only is she balding, but she clearly doesnโt bathe often her thinning hair is always disgustingly greasy.
>>213414264that was tapdance, before the butch lesbian stopped her
>>213408757She does though or she never did. Your choice.
>>213412924whats wrong with your faaaace
>>213408486Talk about fucking lazy. Shows used to pump out almost 30 eps a season every year. Now they do less than 10 and it takes them years to do it. Fucking lmao.
>fags will look at this and think wife
Good news everyone. The critics have spoken: The Wednesday/Wendy's collab is a hit! 5 out of 5 they're saying!
>3 years between seasons
The streaming model is so stupid
>>213407311 (OP)I would have watched season 1, but I heard they paired a NIGGER with a white girl. I liked Wednesdayโs dance, so itโs unfortunate about the NIGGER.
>>213415735They didn't, as far as I recall
>>213415851she looks exactly the same just with bleached eyebrows lmao
>>213411588good post nice dubs
>>213415889It's alright Jenna, I'm not judging you (to hard) for selling your soul to schlomo
>>213415971Leave her the fuck alone. Now.
>>213412924damn she looks good
>>213416045No, Jenna owes me sex
t. white boy
>>213407311 (OP)What happened to the guy they tried to cancel during the first season?
>>213416406Yeah so stop insulting her. Sheโs beautiful.
>>213416494Dropped from the show and his entire character written out
>>213416645Good riddance desu, his character was shit anyways
>>213412603this is pretty common in most of the world. dramas having dozens of episodes in a season is not a universal standard, and a lot of older dramas show that there really didn't need to be that many minutes of programming. there was a lot of filler, reruns and one-off content to limp to the finish line in May.
the problem now is that it just takes way too fucking long for successive seasons. this is fixable if the decision-makers stop being idiots.
>>213415106I only think that about Hunter.
>>213415882I donโt trust you.
Goon to Wednesday. Goon to Jenna.
>>213407311 (OP)3 years for a half evenings worth of content
>>213417358two half-evenings!
>>213407311 (OP)You guys jergin it to their inevitable kiss scene?
Myself? I'll jerg it till I fucking die.
>>213407311 (OP)>3 years between seasonsWhat the fuck is taken them so long?
>>213418201They don't greenlight more episodes till they see the reception of the first season, to play it safe.
Whereas shows used to start production on a new season shortly after the end of production on the previous one.
>>213414946I figured it was something from her bat mitzvah
okay so the reason they're so hot is because they're so much shorter and thinner than me. my cock barely fitting inside tight pussy is hot as fuck to me.
am i weird? is there something wrong with me? because i genuinely don't understand men who complain about stuff like:
>hurrdurr her face looks weird
so? am i the odd one out or are you guys?
>>213417061>non-breaking eye contact handjobs
>>213418501so this is the power of the modern day attention economy...
I am a fan of Jenna and her body of work
>>213411592bulgarian spotted
>>213418693>Anon, I made a mess. Aren't you going to punish me by impaling my tight little pussy on your BWC and walking around the house while you go about your day while I moan and gasp?>lol no handsome squidward looking ass bitch>360s & walks awayLol can you imagine?
>>213418883that's a product of dumping episodes all at once. long seasons meant you had a good idea of how successful something was and could renew while the season was running or even retool it to try to improve the situation.
>>213418693Nah youโre right
>>213419203Is that snood in white?
Any scenes this season where Wednesday is barefoot?
>>213419061>Your cat looking up at you after it knocks some shit over
Snip this one up: Wednesday is gonna kiss Snood during part 2 of the season.
>>213419203looks like sexual assault, you can see in other videos how uncomfortable snood looks every time the handsome squidward touches her
>>213419387She remembering the last time Jenna bend her over and had her way with her...
>>213419609Are there more Hunters I need to watch out for?
>>213419668literal cringe, she's trying too hard
>>213419374She's staying single for redeemed Tyler in S3
>>213407311 (OP)yo wtf the one on the left is balding, look at that hairline
>>213419203>>213419696I want to fuck snood so hard
>>213419757I wish the kids would stop talking about this like it's a bad thing if she dates a bad guy. Do they not know how the Addams family works?
>mother, this is Tyler, an unhinged serial killer obsessed with me>i'll have Lurch set another place at the table
>>213407849>>213407879based, these are mine from yesterday's thread
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>>213407311 (OP)So Snood's lost some of her puppy fat and it's a bad shot of Jenna so what?
Inb4 cope
I haven't actually seen Wednesday but I plan to goon to it someday
>Wednesday using her psychic abilities to track down serial killers she fangirls for and have sex with them
Jesus, Jenna...
>2 hours until 40 year old incels complain that the new season of the show for 12 year old mexicans isn't based enough
>>213419203snood has no tits :(
>>213419203>>213419668why does this look like two friends that are no longer friends but only one of them knows?
>>213419696what a qt3.14
>>213407311 (OP)Baby oil standing by.
>>213420268She looks so hot here
>>213409312Would worship her feet in front of the world.
>>213420268actual werewolf with all that body hair
>>213418822FUCK......... man
>>213407496This sheโs really fucking ugly now.
>>213407438I believe in manifesting now
>>213420528https://youtu.be/GJ-8B0lJ_B4
>>213420630She looks disgusted.
>>213407438KYS FAGGOT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>213420630>>213419696>>213419203Snood has such anime hair all the time
>>213420719It's because she's wearing wigs, she's balding worse than a 40yo man
>>213414264The Autism Shuffle
>>213419061>the size of a house plantImagine the smol
imagine the smell of boy's rooms everywhere in about 4 hours when this season drops
>>213421204Imagine the smell NOW.
>>213421492soaked socks all over the floor?
Gonna coom buckets like I did back on Thanksgiving of 2019 or whenever this shit first aired
>>213421643Delicious little snoobs
>>213421643Are there multiple Jennas running around? She looked fine ten posts ago.
sex with jenna in the backseat right before the premiere
jenna is taking testosterone and will come out as ftm before the next academy awards
screenshot this
>>213420268The Addams Family isn't meant for Mexicans though. Make your own IP you dysgenic vermin.
Wednesday S2 atomically drops on Wednesday August 6
Kino.
>>213421743COOMING FOR JENNA NOW
>>213408852This is why you shouldn't get into necromancy, kids.
>>213420630Imagine choking Sneed while you rape her in the ass, and she's loving it, but then you dissociate and just choke her harder while you get closer to nirvana and she gets scared because she thinks this might be it, and then you come back and release her half a second before she passes out as she falls to the floor, her blown out gaped asshole in full view.
>>213422032Why are moids like this...
Good God, season 1 was 2022? Where has the time gone
>Anon, you got it in my eye!
>>213407438>>213412924is this what the chuds call, meme magic?
>>213408852kinda gives micro Sigourney
Is Wednesday fem-cel coded?
>>213422395>be Wednesday >get mogged by your co-star so hard you get plastic surgery and make it worse
>>213407438how will she ever recover
>>213422536>snood>mogging anybody
>>213422564People love Snood more than that gross Latina
>>213407311 (OP)Jenna gets uglier while Snood gets cuter lmao.
>>213422592nah just a couple spammers
>>213422712Lol cope post.
Snood is the true star of Wednesday.
Jenna sucks
>>213422733lmao nobody cares about her outside of you couple coomers on 4chan
>>213422763Jenna's career is over after Wednesday and Snood will thrive. Jenna already bogged herself because she knew her genes can't keep up with Snood.
>>213422143Ikr, timeโs a bitch and all I can do is watch it slip by as I slowly become decrepit.
>>213422354Why must she be so lewd?
>>213422815why do you keep mentioning jenna kek rent free much? snood is a chinlet freak that will be lucky to ever be in anything remotely discussed in the mainstream again.
>>213422900>why do you keep mentioning jenna kek rent free much?Jenna sucks and she's a gross beaner.
Her career will be over when Wednesday ends.
>>213422694wear a bra you harlot
>>213422963damn sounds like she really makes you upset? whatโs wrong buddy?
>>213407311 (OP)They look 40 now
>>213422893itโs her natural state
>>213419890She got her old face back
You guys gonna find ew waifus not that both of them hit the wall at mach 5 speeds?
>>213420418Emma is just shy
>>213422410She was for like two episodes.
>>213423027ugly greasy dead-eyed bogged bitch
>>213423362we donโt sign our posts here
>>213407438I really appreciate this, thank you
>>213407523actually that would be Xochitl but Snood is out princess
>>213410483i always thought she would morph into shirley mcclaine, but cathorine o hara isnt that bad
2 hours and 30 minutes until snoodkino is back on the menu
>>213423520sheโs looking grim
do we know for sure that entire series will be available at midnight? also is it midnight PST or EST?
>>213423520Only the most pathetic White men go for Jenna
The rest of us want Snood and Snood only.
>>213420527She could piss on my face in front of the whole world. I would wear the piss on me all day. And I'm not even into piss play
>>213423603>do we know for sure that entire series will be available at midnight? also is it midnight PST or EST?yes, dummy. same as all netflix shows.
the entire season will be a torrent by 12:05PST.
>>213423631>same as allST season 5 literally is going to be piecemailed
>>213423604>Only the most pathetic White men go for JennaThis. All of the Jenna lovers are White losers.
>>213423631Half of it will. Part 2 is a month away
>>213423626She's totally into it
>>213423653>>213423664OK autismos. No shit part 1 will be up. Nobody is saying Part 2 is coming tonight. Whatever Netflix allows out tonight is coming out via torrent.
This is the biggest /tv/ event in over a decade.
I think jenna bros and snood bros should call a truce for this big moment
>>213407415It has to do with unions.
>>213423971lol no it doesn't. unions have been pushing for years for a return to the older, more structured style of production that didn't see years-long gaps and massive institutional memory loss between seasons.
Has it really been 3 years? Wow
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>>213423603I think we only get the first half at midnight PST, the second half drops in like a month
>>213423926I hope they kiss
new intro
https://x.com/netflix/status/1952942711805202768?s=46
>Someone knocks on your door and when you open it, you only find a basket with a small body wrapped in a sheet
>You throw the basket away and dump the body on your bed
>You pull back the sheet and find pic related
What would you do?
>>213408760>>213410722They are using a filter like on tiktok perhaps to de-age her to keep her look consistent with the first season. Hollywood has had the tech for years. You'll notice blurry faces on tiktok when they turn the filters all the way up.
>>213424239that's just a blurrier screenshot, anon. an ai face filter doesn't blur the entire video, which you can see in that comparison by looking at the background as well as her clothes and hair; that would just be a blurry video.
>>213424325I have seen tiktoks where the filter blurs the entire video.
>>213424422that doesn't seem like much of an ai feat then. the simple way to check is to look at video where disney did use it and see how it affects the image. i haven't seen anything where that's been deployed, so i have no idea.
regardless, i would be surprised if they are doing anything like that. actors routinely play teenagers while being significantly older than she is, and nothing more is done than the application of make-up and some suspension of disbelief. hunter doohan is nine years older than her.
>>213424492Jenna says fuck joos & free palestine
>>213424496but she has had a lot of work done so the filtering might not just be to de-age. It might also be to undo her surgeries so again there would be consistency in her look when compared to the 1st season.
>>213407311 (OP)This looks INCREDIBLY pozzed.
>>213424564eh, it's possible, but i think you're probably just underestimating the power of the make-up artists. they can do a lot of shit for much less money than digitally manipulating a series.
>>213424550very based of her
>>213407311 (OP)Will the yuriposters be proven right this season?
>>213424612>Jenna and Emma at a bar picking up older anons
>>213424701I hope and pray
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>>213407311 (OP)I can't wait to see more of Joey Wheeler
>>213424701Woke troons stay losing
>>213407415It's really fucking retarded, it completely kills interest and hype for a show, and considering streaming shows usually have a 10-13 episode season unlike the 22 episode season that was standard for many network and cable shows that makes it even more retarded, to be honest Netflix has no fucking idea how to produce television and there's really no excuse for them to be this incompetent at it this late into the game
sorry guys I have to watch the new episode of the summer I turned pretty thatโs coming out at the same time before I can dig into wednesday
>>213412924If I was a celebrity I would flat out refuse to speak to anyone with one of those retarded mini microphones
>>213425062jjgjgjgg ffff mhmmmmm
>POPortega licking mah ice cream oh
>>213423626>>213423697She does in movie called the fallout but itโs not that hot
>>213425081a fan asked her to taste it and she took a lick and then handed it to them
>>213425107She doesn't care that her DNA is going into my mouth and she's directly serving it to me.. good fucking lord
>>213425107You or that fan - I can't think who has lower standards.
>>213407311 (OP)The bangs don't work for the dumb bitch.
>>213412924Why does her face move like that? She looks like she's 50 and deformed.
>>213425270To every woman, you will always be a virgin.
>>213411588The strongest example of this for me was Sweet Tooth.
I know the second season came out, but I have lost all interest in it because it has been so long since I saw the first season, but I will also not rewatch the first season either to get back in again.
>>213425270She's held hands at least once.
>>213407311 (OP)They both just look far too old for the parts.
>>213425501the problem with netflix taking three years to release seasons
>>213424612>>213424492>>213421743>>213421643>>213419946She looks great here
โWALLโposters BTFO
But why does she look so high?
>>213425583probably exhausted from traveling across the globe for the past week doing promotion
30 MINS UNTIL SNOOD STEALS THE SHOW
>>213407311 (OP)2025 wednesday looks like a Simpsons
>>213413243its just a meme to have white (invisible) eyebrows at the moment. it'll pass.
Btw the board is almost dead, the post rate is so low it's pointless to come here so this is like maybe it's last year and the idea is "let's make everyone wait minutes between each post too"? like if you have 10 posters which is the case now, and each on 1 minute cool downs... good luck having a fucking board
Why are Netflix releasing Wednesday season 2 on the 80th anniversary of the Hiroshima bomb?
>>213412924whats up with the scales
why is she snek
>>213426036>produced by Jenna Ortega
>>213411503Not only just midgets, but gracile framed, weird looking Mexican midgets. I don't think the jaw would compensate
Weโll need a new thread