Thread 213409758

>Intergalactic masters of space travel
>cant forsee the danger of otherworldly microbes

>>213409758 (OP)
It was a neat detail that they had lived in sterile artificial environments for so many millions of years that they completely forgot microbes existed.

Looks like the racer pilot from the 4th Star Wars.

>build civilization and empires in a harsh mountainous and jungle environment
>can't foresee a virus that will kill 96% of them

really?

>>213409758 (OP)
I'm sure that alien has shit that's obvious to it that we humans aren't doing as it was walking around
>you mean these primitive humans haven't folded fleeble-florb matter yet? the fuck? they still make buildings out of gizzle-grap? hahaha

nigga they are from Mars, literally hicks next door, we would be nearing their tech level in 50 years, if the jews hadn't derailed XX century

>>213410282
Yeah...its exactly the same...

>>213409758 (OP)
The martians won. The ending was the dying dream of the narrator.

>>213409758 (OP)
>Immediately die after coming into contact with H2O
>Invade a planet that consists of 75% of it
What were they thinking?

god I fucking hate aliens I want to kill it with a fucking wrench

>>213410428
forgot niggerpic

>>213409758 (OP)
It's very possible they had measures in place to deal with germs, but they just failed. how many times has humanity taken scientific precautions but they just failed because? literally life finds a way.
Maybe they had germ shields existed but some germs just managed to get through. Maybe they took a scifi vaccine that made them immune to all earth germs, but a new strain literally mutated

>>213409758 (OP)
When Tom Cruise points out that there were crows on the War of the World walkers which showed their shields were down and the soldiers shoot it with a javelin was kino

>>213409758 (OP)
They should just send the robots and drones like a normal invasive civilization

>>213409758 (OP)
It's like the opposite of Whites coming to the New World.

>>213410282
Not their fault, the Whites had providence.

>>213410428
>>213410465
apparently aliens are not very smart

>>213410282
The wh*toids are meant to be the invading aliens in this scenario, though

>>213409758 (OP)
>>213410428
>>213411036
>builds miles-wide space destroyers with invincible force shield
>except fot the giant hole in the middle

>>213411270
Based non-watcher

>>213410465
demons not ayylmaos
stay mad

Maybe they didn’t know about it because it didn’t exist on their planet. The invasion took a million years so it was all-in once they got here

>>213409758 (OP)
>otherworldly microbes
They though it was just salt

>>213410624
How do you know they weren't drones?

>>213410465
Not aliens. They were demons. Watch it again.

>>213411412
>The invasion took a million years
This was a very weird addition to the story.

>>213410701
>>213411074
>Spain
>white

>>213409758 (OP)
>walk around naked
Is nudism the next step in evolution?

>>213413220
In a way it makes sense. It would take us 70k years to send something to the nearest star from the sun and there are hundreds of billions of stars in this galaxy

>>213411270
Without the macguffin thermal exhaust anus, there would be no plot resolution.

>>213409758 (OP)
>Intergalactic
Nigga they're from Mars

>>213410599

I honestly consider War of the Worlds (2005) to be the greatest alien invasion movie. The Ferry scene, the army getting BTFO, all kino.

My personal favorite scene was in the battle when the apaches show up and the angelic music plays. Its like the angels have arrived to save the day, but it wasnt enough

https://youtu.be/F6NBE6THBCI?si=w1FF3NdYVU3YLlxU

>>213410370
The Catholics derailed human advancement, sperg. The Jews are the ones that have steadily dragged us out of the mud for the last 200 years.

>>213414366
You can get to Proxima Century in under 50 years at 1g of acceleration. The limiting factor is fuel, you retard.

>>213409758 (OP)
Bioweapon would have made more sense.

>>213409758 (OP)
>>Intergalactic masters of space travel
>>cant forsee the danger of otherworldly microbes

This thread is just more proof that 4chan has been overwhelmed by 80 iq brownoids that like to pretend they're smart.

>>213409758 (OP)
>Most advanced beings in the solar system
>Cant understand social cues and have sex

>>213409758 (OP)
Kinda like how humanity is dooming itself with AI-rn.
Sometimes you just get lost in the sauce.

>>213410261
Nice!

>>213409758 (OP)
>Intergalactic

>>213411445
>its parasite eggs
I mean what if it wasn't fucking salt? Never once have I licked fucking dirt off my fingers to identify what it is.
He might as well had just looked at the camera and said "It's not Hoth!"

>>213410261
>the only adaptation with thunder child was the asylum version

>>213416859
Planetary
Planetary Intergalactic.