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>QOTD
What is the loneliest film?

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Queen of /film/

Queen of /film/

>QOTD
Any movie I’m watching.

>QOTD
The Conversation (1974).

On that topic, for anyone who's seen it, was your interpretation that the whole conversation was staged and they knew or at least suspected that they were being surveilled? Was the plan that they would make the executive suspect cheating to lure him into that hotel room to murder him? Or did the executive suspect something on his own accord, ask Harrison Ford to hire Caul, and Ford complied even though he was working with the murdering couple all along?

>>213412951
>Kawasaki

>>213413099

>>213413099
>>213413140
>>Kawasaki
https://youtu.be/X7k9rn_9-cg

Shiitake! Kawasaki!

>>213412772 (OP)
Il Grido, the list goes on.

>>213413338
>On February 15, 2011, Gray committed suicide by gunshot at her home in Torcegno.
Crazy.

i dont finish movies that i dont like, and boy do i not like a lot of them

If no one replies to my post about a film at least one of you should have seen I give up on this general.

>>213413414
here you go, anon

>>213413414
90% of anons give up on /film/ right before the anon who'll reply to their posts get back from ballet practice.

>>213413406
Man up and finish Bigger Than Life.

>>213413566
How about it's a blaxploitation remake and it's called...

>>213413635
Blacker Than Life In Da Hood?

>>213413566
i'm way past it and now im watching a melodrama by douglas sirk entitled written on the wind 1956. i have only seen his all that heaven allows and boy did i enjoy it. maybe it was because of my longing to live life in the way the main character lived his life, to be as headstrong and free as him.

>>213413635
2 Big 4 Lyfe?

I'll cave your fucking skull in and the waifufags' too.

>>213413659
>>213413701
Nope...

>>213413705
Mine?

>>213413414
I’ve seen all of Sof’s movies but only 4 or 5 of Francine’s. Even though they’re all immense accomplishments they didn’t become favourites of mine (aside from Apocalypse Now) and I didn’t develop a consuming desire for more of his joints. I have been meaning to watch The Conversation though. I’ll get back to you in about 6 months, keep your question fresh in your mind until then.

>>213413805
He was obviously talking to himself.

I'm back from ballet practice.

I overdid it today, 2h20min of walking.

>>213412772 (OP)
This thread ia not sweet and tender, disappointed.

>QOD
Buttgereit's filmography.

>>213414135
>Buttgereit
Where do I start with him?

>>213414235
Nekromantik.

>>213414082
do you walk with dogs? i walk with my dogs (2), but we dont go near as far away from home for as long as you do

Then the blaxploitation remake: Negromantik.

>>213414339
Alone, my dog died in march.

Seen any good movies lately?

>>213412782
>>213412951
That's a tranny

>>213414968
But enough about your father.

>>213414886
While Paris Sleeps (1932).

>>213414886
Kpop Demon Hunters

>>213412951
4/10

>>213414691
have you seen postmen in the mountains 1999? it's my most favorite dog film.

>>213412955
10/10

>>213415072
No.

>>213415054
Ironic high fashion shoots are meant to appeal to the female gaze, buddy

>>213415393
to mind-control via the female gaze

>>213412782
Someone in the last thread was earnestly arguing that S*G* is more attractive than this btw

>*double dolly shot intensifies*
>SHOUT OUT SHOUT OUT TO MY FELONS BOY WE CAUGHT ANOTHER FELONY
>SHOUT OUT TO MY FELONS BOY WE CAUGHT ANOTHER FELONY
Bravo Spike Lee, the most metaphysical scene of 2025, Kurosawa could never.

>>213414886
bigger than life

>>213415393
Chloe looks like a tranny. This is nonnegotiable.

>>213415573
androgyny is mandatory for modeling. curves are forbidden.

>>213415154
are you going to watch it now that it's been mentioned? i tried hachiko the other day only to be let down because nakadai was killed off early. not enough money in the budget to keep him on i guess.

>>213414985
Sent that freak flying.

>>213415573
It only serves to make her look hotter

>>213415623
Yeah, i added it to the watchlist.

>>213415573
I disagree.

>>213415687
>no longer

>>213412772 (OP)
bikes?

>>213412772 (OP)
>>QOTD
Picrel is a solid choice

any kind soul with a mega for >Two.English.Girls.1971.1080p.BluRay.x264-FAPCAVE
the torrent is dead

>>213415757
All those trees and no axe in sight...

So, Jean wants to be a man...

>Wim Reddit

>>213415449
Ludicrous.

>>213415449
Who?

>gorgeous cinemascope color
>protolynchian americana
>pathos
>anticonsumerism message
>superb staging and lensing too
and not surprisingly:
>filters /film/

contemporaneous /film/ won't recognise kino not even if it hits them right in their face

>>213415876
'rah 'don (who's objectively nowhere as attractive as OB, BD, IH, NK, CG, JH, CS, etc)

>>213415957
Not one person has said anything bad about this film here.

>>213416014
Last thread.

>>213415757
Fuck off homo.

>>213416039

>>213416150
Go back to your general, you're not welcomed here, /film/ stands with the japanese empire and fully supports their subjugation of the korean "people".

>>213416218

Don't listen to this raving lunatic >>213416218 /film/ stands for the films of Tarkovsky, Grifi, Griffith, Gallo, Tsukamoto, Herz, Raynal, Lang, Greenaway, Sun-Fung, German, Godard, Bresson, Antonioni, Kaurismaki, Lewis, Rivette, Bay, Malle, Tarr, Bergman, Erice, Mizoguchi, Terayama, Angelopoulos, Riefenstahl, Vláčil, Snow, Benning, Cameron, Welles, Rohmer, Parajanov, Costa, Serra, Matsumoto, Grandrieux, Kurosawa, Lynch, Ozu, Llinás, Pasolini, Claude Miller, Alonso, Ophüls, Sternberg, Resnais, Visconti, Borzage, Eustache, Gance, Piavoli, Carax, Reygadas, Ford, Rossellini, Malick, Dumont, Dreyer, Kiarostami, Altman, Guiducci & Sacchi, Ishii, Bob Clark, Kimura, McBride, Suzuki, Fellini, Ruiz, Lumière, Seidelman, Anno, Kar-wai, Sokurov, Oliveira, Roeg, Monteiro, Wakamatsu, Forsyth, Finch & Hillier, Frammartino, Sono, Weerasethakul, Truffaut, Gröning, Yong-kyun, Herzog, Ming-liang

>>213415687
great photoshoot, peak chloe

We're all great here.

>>213416371
>/film/ stands for the films of Tarkovsky
Stopped reading there.

>>213416371
No Von Trier? Uh oh

/penis/ stands for the films of Penis Tarkovsky, Penis Grifi, Penis Griffith, Penis Gallo, Penis Tsukamoto, Penis Herz, Penis Raynal, Penis Lang, Penis Greenaway, Penis Sun-Fung, Penis German, Penis Godard, Penis Bresson, Penis Antonioni, Penis Kaurismaki, Penis Lewis, Penis Rivette, Penis Bay, Penis Malle, Penis Tarr, Penis Bergman, Penis Erice, Penis Mizoguchi, Penis Terayama, Penis Angelopoulos, Penis Riefenstahl, Penis Vláčil, Penis Snow, Penis Benning, Penis Cameron, Penis Welles, Penis Rohmer, Penis Parajanov, Penis Costa, Penis Serra, Penis Matsumoto, Penis Grandrieux, Penis Kurosawa, Penis Lynch, Penis Ozu, Penis Llinás, Penis Pasolini, Penis Claude Miller, Penis Alonso, Penis Ophüls, Penis Sternberg, Penis Resnais, Penis Visconti, Penis Borzage, Penis Eustache, Penis Gance, Penis Piavoli, Penis Carax, Penis Reygadas, Penis Ford, Penis Rossellini, Penis Malick, Penis Dumont, Penis Dreyer, Penis Kiarostami, Penis Altman, Penis Guiducci & Penis Sacchi, Penis Ishii, Penis Bob Clark, Penis Kimura, Penis McBride, Penis Suzuki, Penis Fellini, Penis Ruiz, Penis Lumière, Penis Seidelman, Penis Anno, Penis Kar-wai, Penis Sokurov, Penis Oliveira, Penis Roeg, Penis Monteiro, Penis Wakamatsu, Penis Forsyth, Penis Finch & Penis Hillier, Penis Frammartino, Penis Sono, Penis Weerasethakul, Penis Truffaut, Penis Gröning, Penis Yong-kyun, Penis Herzog, Penis Ming-liang

>>213417425
MY LEFT STROKE JUST WENT VIRAL

These waifufags are fucking cancer. Chemo incoming.

>>213412772 (OP)
Dealer.

I'm going to force myself to watch Naked

>>213417018
Fitting for an illiterate philistine.

>>213417541
What are you going to watch?

>>213417554
Says the Tark fan. Entry level shit.

>>213417632
So is the Holy Bible.

>>213417530
take a bath, you stink.

>>213417729
Yep. I don't care for no "holy" Bible. The ship making chapter was so bad.

>>213417752
Says the shitter. It's insane how you were cancer from day one and still are, xD.

>>213417798

fake nanako is the only good waifu in this dump

>>213417762
Stick to your Harry Potter, chum.

>>213417895
Bro's got maybe the most unfunny gimmick in the history of /film/, and that's saying a lot, but xD.

>>213417922
I've read more than 1000 books. #Mogged

>>213417895
Fake nanako is ugly as fuck bro. Like actually disgusting to look at

Coppola is about to die bros...

>>213417895

>>213418076
He's alright
https://www.instagram.com/p/DM_mnLxsG8N/

>>213417541
i found it really disturbing but the more i think about it the more i start to like it

>>213417957
Come back to talk to the big boys once you hit 2000, little tyke.

>>213418357
I already did since last post, sucker.

>>213418378
Shame you didn’t retain any of it.

>>213417957
Picture books and Goosebumps don't count

>>213418388
>>213418397
Houston, we have liftoff. The freak has entered orbit.

>>213418388
I retained my Phd in ownology, though, and I didn't need no hype man by my side to get it. U niggas can't do shit alone. Sad!

Shut the fuck up you two.

what are some really good dog films that aren't necessarily about dog but have dog in them? for example, films like postmen in the mountain. thank

>>213418635
I took the Wock
To Poland

>>213418679
La chienne

Amanda Fix likes dogs

>>213418679
Funny Games

Amanda Fix has dog in her

I love Amanda Fix and her dog

>>213418802
Oh yes she does.
>>213418881
Based Fixbro.

We all have dog in us here

>>213419016
Tell me you're a waifufag without saying you're a waifufag.

i really like melodramas...does that make me less than a man?

>>213419071
Depends on the melodramas

>>213419071
no, come to kdg we'll treat you right we love melodrama too.

Ben Gazzara is still alive and he posts on /film/

>>213413018
Both in tandem. Ford being the puppet master.

>>213419071
No, but they tend to suck.

It took Brian de Palma like 12 joints to be good while Ferrara was kino since the beginning

>>213412955

>>213419175
Who's a good director that had a lot of films under his name before making something good? Hitchcock comes to mind

>>213419071
Any genre has its fair share of slop.

>'Cock detractors haven't seen The Lodger

>>213419224
Kenji Mizoguchi. There's even a famous quote about this

>>213419271
Post it
I did like Osaka Elegy

>>213419224
Most people who started in the silent or old Hollywood era. Griffith obviously, Renoir, Raoul Walsh

>>213419224
Pretty much 90% of directors who worked before the auteurfag era when directors were working men who shat out 1 or 2 films a year instead of taking 5 years working on their gay masterpieces. Lucio Fulci had cranked out 30 movies before he found himself.

>>213419316
Griffith didn't make any features before Birth of the Nation I'm pretty sure, it was just a bunch of shorts.

>>213413453
This movie was so bad it gave me ass cancer. Who do I sue?

>>213413635
Bigger than Nigger.

>>213414235
His ass.

>>213419071
It makes you a woman.

>>213412772 (OP)
>mfw I see OP's pic

>>213419618
Based. Trans rights!

>>213419224
Probably not exactly what you're thinking, but my mind goes to William Castle:
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0145336/

The master of cheap thrills, the guy made a series of moderately successful films which often included some kind of gimmick. Examples:
> A nurse on staff during the showing in case you have a heart attack from fright
> buzzers under the seat to zap people at key moments of the film
> the right to walk out of the movie and receive a refund if you're too scared. All you have to do is wait in line under the big banner that says "cowards corner"

But then somehow he got ownership of the rights to Rosemary's Baby. He didn't direct, but he produced and made a large amount of money

>>213417425
What about Penis Kubrick?

>>213419471
wrong. I don't know why I expect /film/ to have actual film knowledge. plus, the pre-Birth of a Nation features I've seen from Griffth are good, so I don't know what that anon is smoking

>>213419224
What about Kiyoshi Kurosawa? He had been mainly directing low-budget exploitation flicks for 15 or so years, and then Cure happened.
What's the first notable Ford flick, Stagecoach? That was '39, he had already been working for well over 20 years at that point, but I don't know much about his early career.
Haneke probably counts. I'm not too familiar with his pre-90s TV films, but he doesn't seem too proud of them.

>>213419071
No, quite the opposite, makes you an absolute Chad.

>>213418773
>>213418802
You just know.

>>213419224
>>213419271
>>213419316
>>213419458

>>213419292
Osaka Elegy is perhaps his first great kino. Sister of the Gion, from the same year, too. 1936 was the watershed year.

>>213412772 (OP)
Coincidentally, I just watched The Brown Bunny for the first time today.

>>213414886
Pola X.

>>213421806
Thoughts on both, now.

Give me kinos from these countries please, i literally only know Sharunas Bartas.

RIP Bruce Lee
RIP Yusaku Matsuda

>>213422271

>>213422298
Based

>>213422298
>makes taranchino seethe

>>213422533
Debunked photo. Rope yourself.

>>213422042
picrel is a great documentary about the phenomenon and history of Lithuanian basketball

>rice so many snowbunnies niggas can’t keep track

>>213422533
This is how I know you're chinese, because you can't tell the difference between white people.

>Herzog has the grizzly man mauling tape
>Polanski has the Tate gangbang tapes
>Lucas has dozens of unreleased arthouse
>Gallo has Promises Written in Water, April
What are some other /greedy/ directors?

>>213422599
I don't wanna be rude.

>>213421861
The Brown Bunny was good. I don't remember it having a lot of dialogue, but I knew exactly what Bud was thinking whenever he wasn't talking. Gallo does a good job at accomplishing that. For example, the symbolism was easy enough to catch. I think the brown bunny represents short-lived love (pet store scene where Bud asks about how long bunnies live) and abandonment (Daisy's bunny was left at her parents house). And of course all of Bud's love interests being named after flowers and reminding him of Daisy. Bud is cowardly which becomes very clear by the final reveal at the ending of the film. He quickly abandons everyone and self-alienates. I also like how Gallo depicts America. It's all very banal (suburban America and those long driving scenes). Even the serene salt flats are cripplingly lonely. All of the driving is escapism. Bud sinks lower and lower in his self-esteem. He had a chance with that girl Violet, but he unexpectedly drove off. Next, he just snogged a random hag without saying anything and left. Then, he was with a prostitute but just bought her fast food and dropped her off. Finally, he sank into a sexual fantasy but was confronted with his guilt the whole time. It doesn't glamorize anything sexual. The sex scene was just uncomfortable and sad.

(1/2)

>>213421861
>>213423214
I finished watching Pola X right before I made my post, so I haven't had a lot of time to ruminate on it. I think of that scene where Pierre is talking to his publisher(?), and he's told that his charm in writing is his immaturity and is dissuaded to write a more mature work. Pierre is self-destructive in a selfish way, creating hard times in order to rise above them and get material for his writing. I guess he resents his fairy tale life having a beautiful fiancee that he grew up with and living with no troubles in his mother's estate being a famous but pseudonymous writer. He destroys his own life and tragedy follows to those around him. Overall, I liked the film. I'd like to discuss more about the films if anyone has anything else to add. I'm a newfag to /film/, and these were on one of the charts, so I watched them today. I already watched Gallo's other film Buffalo 66 not too long ago. If anyone has any more recommendations I would appreciate them.

>>213423234
I haven't seen Pola X, but I'm aware that it's based on Pierre by Herman Melville. Maybe check that out.

>>213423234
Watch the other Carax films i guess,but they're very different from Pola X, there's an ever present joyful ecstasy of cinema that's absent in Pola, probably due to the nature of the character and the original work.

>>213423214
>The sex scene was just uncomfortable and sad.
This has always been evident to me, that scene is almost hard to even look at, which makes the movie being known as the "blowjob movie" quite unfortunate.

Pretty much agree with all you've said. Welcome to /film/ :)

why are they remaking Herzog's Family Romance LLC already?

We're all remaking Herzog's Family Romance LLC here.

>>213423615
Why aren’t there any black people?

>>213417752
*smooch*

>>213419528
Warmer...

>>213417752
>>213417845
>>213418111
*smooch*

>>213424805
Nigger Gets Life

>>213425034
>Nigger Gets Wife

>>213422721
>believing Lucas's lies

Last few threads have been absolute diarrhea. Impressive.

>>213415957
It's a great film, not even mongrels here could get filtered by it.

>>213421205
Weak Grillet desu.

>>213421806
>>213423234
You should watch other Carax films. It's even better in the context of his previous films.
Also Pola X has 2 versions, the TV version is better.

By Rivette's standards this is underrated and a kino. Up there with Duelle as his best film.

>>213425771
By far his best.

>>213425771
Where all the black people?

It's funny to think some of these kids probably died before Oliveira did.

>>213425854
You had me at died.

>>213415809
>FAPCAVE
Very ironic considering the film's content

>>213424687
>>213425845
They were all at ballet practice.

Imagine torturing a waifufag 'till death, and drinking their blood until they pass out.

>>213425771
Underrated, yes.
>>213425837
No. Top 5 though. He was incredibly consistent.

>>213426885
You can't pass out if you're dead.

>>213426885
Still waiting on those penguin pictures.

>>213427184
Still waiting on those 80kg pictures

>>213427242
What?

Cinema has returned.

>>213427472
What a terrible picture, anon.

>>213427399
Harperfag accidentally outed himself an obese fuck when he posted his huge Suspiria t-shirt, but keeps lying and claiming he's a skinny 80 kg fellow on the taller side.

>>213427534
I believe that he is tall, but he does have a fat hand so...

The sigma male of spaghetti westerns.

>>213427639
Can you link the fat hand photo?

>that one anon is still trying to neg Harperbro into posting topless pics for his fap folder

>>213427532
Black SUVs are enroute to your house, you have a 3 minute heads up. Good luck.

>>213427807
more like ligma male

>>213428279
Freak status?

>>213413306
Arigato.

>>213427534
/stout/

any good recent slow cinema releases on public trackers?

>>213428970
oh sweet, yts JUST uploaded a benning. here it is if anyone else is interested

https://en.yts-official.mx/movies/the-united-states-of-america-2022/

I went and saw Kelly Reichardt's new film The Mastermind at my local film festival. I've previously seen her films Night Moves, Certain Women, and First cow and this had a similarly beguiling slow energy. It's a movie about a stupid guy who completely fucks up his life for no real reason.

>>213429040
god i think i remember first cow but i don't think i've seen it, i just thought the concept was dumb and gay. i'll give it a shot after benning.

>>213429069
>i just thought the concept was dumb and gay
Well if you live in a settler colonial society like me it's pretty interesting. I'm sure a similar story happened not far from where I live as a resident of a colony mainly devoted to agriculture. The Main road near my house is named after a Portuguese man who ran a gum digging camp. I once heard that that living in a settler colony and learning what all the street names mean feels like putting on the glasses from "They Live."

I just...i just don't like /film/ any more.

>watch film
>I can only tell whether I liked it or not
How can I form more nuanced opinions on films? I try to actively watch them, but I don't really know what to look for. I don't even know what makes for good composition or lighting and have no idea about what makes good narrative. Is there any recommended literature about film I should read?
Also, sorry for the off-topic post, but this is the only Sweeney-less, capeshit-less thread in the board.

>>213429268
Just watch Sarah Gadon kinos

>>213429268
lol no your way of consuming film is perfectly fine and you should keep it that way. don't go down that oversocialization rabbithole.

>>213429214
whatever i just remembered i have all the "road to" movies on my watchlist.

>>213429291
This

>>213429268
Why would you need to learn about composition and lighting unless you are a camera operator? It doesn’t matter. No one in /film/ talks about these things. We just like or don’t like, ourselves.

Morning Gadonbros

>>213429268
Don't beat yourself up buster. The ability to articulate why you liked or disliked a film is something that develops over time. Good composition or lighting is something that strikes you. Something that stands out and makes you feel pleasant. On the other hand, something that doesn't stand out is also a good composition since it doesn't break your immersion from the film.
If you want to learn about narrative, learn about screenwriting. Years ago I watched a basic screenwriting course which helped me nootice patterns in narratives. The screenplay is the foundation for any film. Everything you see and hear is interpretation of the screenplay.

>>213429268
Read. You can pirate books written by critics and film theorists - Ebert's "Great Films" book is very surface level and some of his opinions are cringe-inducing, but it's a good introduction because of its format of short, descriptive, informative essays. A very important thing you should understand early on is that you don't have to agree with critics or reviewers, and that writings with opinions contrarian to yours can still be very interesting and insightful. Another excellent option is IMDB's "critic reviews" function that leads to collections of external essays by professional critics, quick reviews from decades old gazettes, articles by film enthusiasts. It's a treasure trove.

>>213429456
Canadian actress Sarah Gadon once won a competition for a 10 week screenwriting residency at the Toronto International Film Festival which she used to write her first screenplay, which she will eventually direct herself.

>>213429335
>>213429447
>>213429456
Die

>>213429336
Who says we don't?

We’re all saying we don’t here.

>>213429313
>>213429336
>>213429456
I just find it frustrating not being able to articulate what makes a great film great. I feel a bit childish when all I can say after watching a movie is "oh, that was nice!"
>If you want to learn about narrative, learn about screenwriting
A friend recommended McKee's Story. I'll start there
>>213429481
Thanks a lot, anon. I'll check those out

>>213429830
Got his ass.

The music fan knows nor cares nothing of time signatures and tritones,
The literature fan has no interest in composition,
Yet the film fan is compelled to dissect his art form of choice. Why is this? We all feel the inclination. 99% of people who read a book on screenwriting have no intention of writing a screenplay. Indeed! It must be that voyeurism again. The desire to see through the matrix pushes us all. The noble idiot who invariably reaches the same maxim every time: “I liked it so it was good / I disliked it so it was bad” — this fool on the hill, who watches 4 movies a year, has a clarity and conciseness of thought that I will never reach.

>>213429903
Read Save the Cat by Blake Snyder if you want to understand the framework and story beats of basically every Hollywood movie, he breaks the studio formula down. And anything by Syd Field.

>>213429447
Big, juicy peasant calves of /film/

>>213430018
Might even describe them as stout

>>213430013
It might just be autism that makes someone look into things they're interested in. It's a little concering if most of the planet only has a surface level interest in things, it's also concerning if they're content with that.
PS. I'm a music fan into theory, but I still like something if it just sounds good. I guess I just innately like recognizing patterns.

>>213430013
may i suggest that not all music and literature require much of the individual and that not all individuals approach their subjects in the same way, and yet there are plenty of material within music and literature that do require much, but perhaps not all in the same way, just as there are plenty of individuals that lack that oft sought traits that make an individual who he is.

>>213430194
may i suggest that pattern recognition is a fine trait to have and that without it you wouldnt be able to call yourself human, however, if that is all you depend on when listening to music a computer or robot would be a more apt description

>>213430042
And you'd be right to.

may i suggest that bigger than life is flexner's report incarnate and that movies like it have done great harm to the welfare of human endeavors except in the case of the oligarchal elite whose industry and political capture has wrought great woe upon us

>>213430194
This is true. Most people might have one thing that they possess a “deep” knowledge of. My brain personally will not allow me to avoid hyperfixating on whatever thing it is this month that I’ve determined to go all in on. I also have maladaptively day dreamt since I was a child and still do it to this day. From my own personal experience in small town USA maybe 25% of the people here operate mentally at the same speed that I do and I can tell almost immediately in conversation whether they are or not. I’m sure in population centers where businesses are headquartered and intellectual/creative types gather the ratio is probably much closer to 50/50. I dont think of myself as very intelligent hence why I use mental speed as the reference.

Last thread's mega-link wasn't functional, so trying my luck again.
Does this exist online without those thick russian subs?

You may not suggest, saar. Do not suggest.

>>213415976
I'm so glad I don't speak idiot so I have no idea what you just said

>>213430780
i have access to it but the problem is thus, the file is seven (7) or if you'd like 7 (seven) giggies. what is the best practice to transfer over such a relatively large file to anon? how best can i serve?

>>213431031
It's 'fu'nny speak, the unifying language of /film/ idiots.

>>213431044
upload it to MEGA and tell anon to switch VPN on an off if MEGA gives him the "download limit reached" thing

>>213431044
And don't forget to wrap it in a referral link to alert the cartel to anon's location.

it goes without saying but lest it not be understood the trials and tribulations anon asks of me..you want me to take time out of my day to download a torrent that which anon seeks via a torrent client, upload the downloaded bits into a file hosting service that has limits on what anon can download and remain content that i have helped anon in the search for fairytale 2022? to remark nothing on that fleeting gratitude i am to remain content?

>>213415976
Low key? No cap? On god? If we being fr fr? For me personally, The ‘Don clears all these ‘fus if I’m all bussin‘ no fussin’. I used to post her from time to time before the dark times, before He took her up as his sword with which to wage jihad on /tv/. Truth-Ruth/Fact-Jack.

>>213430194
With music I had to put my foot down and say, “No autism! No theory!” I just learn songs by ear and play them that way. I have a habit of making all my hobbies terribly exhausting. I have books on cinematography, editing, screenwriting, chess, art, whatever. I have a terminal addiction to gitting gud. Music is the last refuge of my joyous cluelessness.

>>213430013
>The music fan knows nor cares nothing of time signatures and tritones. The literature fan has no interest in composition. Yet the film fan is compelled to dissect his art form of choice.
Not sure how true this is desu. Those music theory youtubers like Adam Neely, David Bennett and Rick Beato regularly get millions of views so obviously there's a lot of people who care about that stuff. I'm sure the average self-proclaimed music fan should be able to tell you whether a song is in triple time or common time at least. You're probably overestimating how much most "film buffs" know about filmmaking too.

>>213415449
I was more referring to Harper, Oreo, Dalle, Kinksi, etc. all the hags this general loves simping for. Bau is the one waifu I would say is more attractive than Gadon

>>213431044
gofile.io or transfer.it (this is related to mega)
Here's Radu Jude's latest, Kontinental ’25
>https://transfer.it/t/RSsJKkwBzZxY

>>213431803
i know not the names therein mentioned, though i would kindly ask of you not to post lewd and vice-filled webms, for my thoughts on such matters of which im sure you're inclined to know include but are not limited to the derailment of human potential.

>>213431928
>lewd and vice-filled webms

>>213431296
I'm not disagreeing with you, but your picture of Gadon is from 12-13 years ago. She looks like a stout pillar (of /film/) now.

Looking forward to anything in Venezia?

>>213431986
is it not an open secret that women do things to dogs that are both lewd and vice-filled? could not the upper part of her butt cheeks trigger if not signify lust?

>>213431296
Is learning songs by ear not applying theory since you're mostly identifying intervals? Maybe you don't think of it in terms of numbers and words, but you sense them regardless.

Yeast was a funny ant-mumblecore or post-mumblecore or whatever you wanna call it thing but now Mary Bronstein just made some generic le anixety A24 slop with Conan O' Brien and A$AP Rocky lol. Also this is the second movie with A$AP Rocky A24 is distributing this year which is funny. I guess Rose Byrne's perfomance looks good, maybe that Silver Bear was deserved. Idk if this is worth watching just for that, seems too predictable.
https://youtu.be/ywFDoT7LBbQ

>>213431904
very well anon shall have his wish in 4 minutes if only because my kindness and consideration is greater than my pangs of greed. right so, if i am to continue being the person i have decided to be then is consistency not paramount in order to rid myself of the desolate and destitute?

>>213432058
>is it not an open secret that women do things to dogs that are both lewd and vice-filled?
Not depicted, and I am almost certain that it's not common enough for you to infer that about this webm innocently.
>could not the upper part of her butt cheeks trigger if not signify lust?
What can't? Far too low of a bar.

>>213432311
my standards have a set of requirements meaning that the bar is higher than the depravity you're illiciting in this general.
>>213430780
may it please spake the words peepoo and you shall enter https://transfer.it/t/VonM4AxBXbYQ

>>213432004
A waifu is perfected when she becomes a flat-footed waddler, when her thighs start to clash together as she strides and slow down her walking. This is why monkelike 'fus like Lottie live a bittersweet, Methuselah-like existence, where they're kept in their beautiful chrysalis indefinitely, forever beautiful but unable to move on, one day looking like a really old teenager rather than a hearty 40 year old.

>>213432060
It's intuitively applying theoretical practices that are unknown to you but accomplishable and learnable via mimicry of someone who does know. There's that one story of Miles Davis being like Jimi do [theoretical construct] and Jimi was like, what are you talking about, what even is that. And Miles was like man you really know zero theory wtf, and demonstrated what he was talking about on an instrument. And Jimi was like oh THAT thingy yeah I can do that. So really I wouldn't say it's applying theory. But it's really splitting hairs at that point. Basically I don't know how to take the toaster apart and put it back together again but I know how to push the button down which makes the bread hot. Mmm toast.

>>213432200
Rose Byrne, now there's a 'fu.

>>213426976
Found him.

>>213430780
There's a remux on rutracker.

>>213427534
I didn't out myself and I never lied lmao apparently one anon can't fathom someone skinny (80kg) wearing a baggy, oversized (XL) t-shirt.
I get everything I post here is used against me and half of /film/ is actively trying to dox me but come on, even your insults are weak now. If you actually said something true to my core then THAT would hurt.

>>213427909
>that one anon is still trying to neg Harperbro into posting topless pics for his fap folder
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

>>213432639
Kill yourself fatfuck.

>>213432675
no u

>>213432592
Scroll down, I found him 4 hours ago. Half of /film/ is in that thread. A thread with actual film discussion I might add, proving the claim that /tv/ is better than /film/ now yet another time.

>>213432200
>Conan
>ASAP Rocky
>Rose Byrne
>A24
I want to commit bloody murder.

>>213432768
You vill watch the new Spike Lee joint where A$AP Rocky has a rap battle with Denzel Washington and you vill be happy

>>213432592
i'm in this thread too dipshit

I be that pretty motherfucker

>>213326335
what the hell, you people are genuinely obsessed. i haven't been in these threads for weeks and i've never even seen double indemnity (because it's in black and white and wilderslop)

>>213432876
>3 days and 16 hours ago
You waited 88 hours for a chance to post this, didn't you

>>213432928
no i went back through the threads just now and namesearched myself. it's crazy the shit you people say about me even when i'm not here and haven't been here for a while

>>213432639
I'm less than that and I wear L t-shirts because I tuck them in. I have one XL but it's because it had Debbie Harry on it and it was the only size they had. I guess that anon must be an XS or something if he really can't comprehend that L is the average male size. The obesity he has in mind is like 5XL. Or maybe he really is just trying to get lewd pics. Who nose.

>>213432745
>/tv/ is better than /film/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIjppgnkknE

>>213432928
Lol, he just returned from orbit and you immediately sent him back searching the stars again.

>>213432004
Cope. Her calves were always perfect.

>>213432419
>my standards have a set of requirements meaning that the bar is higher than the depravity you're illiciting in this general
That it is in fact depraved is precisely what is at issue. The point, which you have failed to address, is that your characterisation of that webm as "lewd and vice-filled" based (supposedly) on the presence of a dog and the shorts worn by the woman who is simply walking to enter a house is seriously wanting and says at least as much about you being vice-filled as it does about the webm.

>>213432012
Megadoc

>>213432960
what's keeping you busy, mr. dingo?

>>213433147
rewatched rick and morty and that instant death anime

>>213432960
>i went back through the threads just now and namesearched myself
obsessed

>>213433072
while i dont deny that temptations lure my heart in ways that i find hard to resist, is it not so that all men need not find within themselves the ability to deny such pursuits? have we not a traditional acceptance of what is and isn't appropriate, and i put to you as well as any other anon that upper buttcheeks and dogs alone with women are enough to solicit a vulgarity that must be opposed. that is my standard whether or not you agree—it is my bar, for i am born as i am and it is as i am born.

>>213433216
took me 5 seconds, didn't take you 5 seconds to obsess over me and decide that randos are me

>>213433219
shut up you retarded porn addict

>>213432012
New Sokurov, Tsai, Assayas, Enyedi, Marcello, Safdie, Jenkin and Schnabel.
I don't think all of these will be good though.

>>213433219
>have we not a traditional acceptance of what is and isn't appropriate
>if I see a woman in short shorts with a dog I naturally assume that they're having a sexual relationship and feel that it's appropriate to discuss this with strangers

>>213433232
obsessed

>>213432592
Now scroll up a bit from my post to see why you shouldn't ever mention D*ngo ITT

>>213433320
precicely my point. the internet has opened up the possibility for very bad things to be published and receive from its publication an audience which becomes bigger and bigger overriding the core values and ethic system of a people. is it strange then that what is perceived as normal and looked upon with different eyes had those eyes not been exposed to its wide spread adoption? put differently just because you aren't aware of something doesnt mean that something isn't.

>>213432993
>I have one XL but it's because it had Debbie Harry on it and it was the only size they had.
Common Harembro W.
You've seen Videodrome before, right? It's no surprise you have great taste in 'fus.

>Francis Ford Coppola in a Rome Hospital
owari da, RIP in advance

>>213433456
>precicely my point
Your point is that you're only further proving my point that grasping at straws to condemn a webm of a woman for quite innocently tempting you is deranged by the very standards which you claim to criticize the webm?

>>213433232
Takes you 0 seconds not to shill your Letterboxd in /film/

>>213433722
Sent that freak flying.

Just fapped

>>213433722
i haven't so idk what your point is

>>213433888
And it earned you some damn fine digits.

>>213433652
the problem we have is two fold, one we can't come agreement since we hold within ourselves a worldview that have different foundations, and two, your desire to be correct has clouded your judgement so as to blight the dialogue we have embarked on. the latter is particularly troublesome, for it makes the remarks im about to give all the more unpleasant.it is my presumption, no, declaration that you are, without due recognition of the feeling of others, deflecting responsibility away onto the material in which was posted. the evidence is provided in the statement that this reply is in response to.

Underrated classic

>The sight of a woman next to a dog triggered my raging bestiality fetish and by god i'm going to make it everyone else's problem

>>213433955
i dont like attenborough, david in particular, because he is part of an enterprise that seeks to steal away not only the liberties i was born with but also the liberties granted to me by the jurisdiction that i was born within.

>>213434007
Well he's dead now so what's the issue?

Amanda Fix likes dogs

lmao the stunt double for charles bronson in breakheart pass is insanely unconvicing and his stache is like 4 times the size

>>213434041
richard may be but david isn't and even if their entire bloodline was wiped away the ideals and intiatives they both were part of remain lingering in an international pursuit against my person, therefore, it is prudence, not neglect, deligence, not sloth that we ought maintain in order to guard against those who wish harm against mankind.

>>213434108
What do you think about the stunt double for Sarah Gadon in Flint?

>>213434134
Get over it Rajeesh the empire ended a long time ago

>>213434187
Double-feature this with 17th Heaven
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186030/

>>213434239
no i will not get over it nor will i be subdued by your age old propaganda and let that be that

>>213433931
>your desire to be correct has clouded your judgement so as to blight the dialogue we have embarked on
I'm sorry, I find that incredibly rich given that you have sidestepped to some degree both of my main points about your criticism of the webm. I'm assuming you'd lean into the dog thing hard if you had some kind of evidence that women having sex with dogs was widespread and widely-known enough for your inference to be innocent and not merely a sign of your exposure to the more sordid variety of internet misogyny. Similarly, while you concede that your own temptable nature is part of the question, you arbitrarily maintain that the onus is on the webm which you clicked on in spite of the context making it rather clear that it was about a woman's physical attractiveness, and that it was more reasonable to moralise about the conduct of the poster than to pluck out your proverbial eye.

>the bestiality poster is an indian
imagine my shock

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Sarah Gadon is objectively more attractive, cuck.

>>213434187
kino. one of my favorites of the 20s

>>213434410
>cuck
it's really funny to me how you keep using this as an insult when you clearly have no idea what it means. keep on keeping on, gadonbot. you make me laugh

>>213434514
You simp for talentless whores, coalburners and nonwhites.

That makes you a cuck.

>>213422042
there's a good amount on the Eastern European chart

seanpony be ready to counterbake g*donpaki

>>213434607
On it. A good bake ready to roll.

>>213434642
Godspeed.

>>213434558
I don't simp for anyone. I'm not one of the posters who was talking about Bau. I just chimed in because I think you're a funny man
>You simp for talentless whores...
>That makes you a cuck.
>He says while trying to stear every conversion to include a mediocre, Canadian actress
you really have no self-awareness do you? I'm surprised your brain even works well enough to solve the captcha's here

>>213434679
>you really have no self-awareness do you
Not only that, but he outright proved you right that he doesn't know what cuck means in the process. Amazing.

White men of /film/ join us

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yo let me bake, it's been a while

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Already baked

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>>213434794
You're 5 posts early, prepare to be counterbaked.
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Mine is ready >>213434642

>>213433579
Yep. I’ve seen all of Cronimbourg’s movies but James Woods piercing Debbie’s ear with his pizza grease fingers was the only time I felt sick and had to turn the movie off for a while.

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>>213434856
Cronenberg's best movies have Sarah Gadon

We're all new here.

There are sveral current /film/ posters who I wish would die a slow, horrible, painful death. Unfortunately they never leave their cum stained basements so they are still among the living.
The previous crop of /film/autists were much more likeable, including bookum. Fucking hell.

>>213434880
Not posting in cuck /film/

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>>213434907
Shut up, Dingo.

>>213434958
the fuck did i do

>>213434913
>Not posting in cuck /film/
That's great news! You'll break you promise though I'm sure.

>>213434972
obsessed

>>213434907
I agree. Gadaonpaki is probably top of the list, but the other waifutrannies are right up there with him. also CRA and spikeposter

>>213434337
i am a patient man wiho is willing to entertain the wile youth of anon, however, your retort compartmentalizes the issue, while at the same time, arguing that it is i who ignores the contextual matter. it is not so, i have provided you with honesty and have received unjust and unkind responses. for example, the many points of interests provided therebefore include no logical contradictions but the findings of someone who has sought the truth of the issue. the same can't be stated about your position, who time after time, weavels away from the arbiter of truth by ignoring reason and logic. i have not limited the focus of my arguement to the webm, for instance. notably, it is you who has hyperfocused on the sharing of the item in question. it is you deviating responsiblity for the sharing of materials that have hitherto provoked this dialogue. if we are to maintain that something is wrong with the sharing of a woman with high-toned buttcheeks, who is alone with a dog, then, is it not natural within my own argument to want a hault to material capturing such debauchery from being publicized? what better approach is there then to dissect the belief system of those that share the material online?

>>213435004
>spikeposter
Is hilarious.

>>213435042
no. you really aren't

>>213435004
Costaricanon is an ally and a friend, a berserking infantryman capable of skirmishing the 'fu'nny horde by himself.

>>213435030
>if we are to maintain that something is wrong with the sharing of a woman with high-toned buttcheeks, who is alone with a dog, then, is it not natural within my own argument to want a hault to material capturing such debauchery from being publicized?
No. Even taking it for granted that the webm is objectionable (which I don't), it makes no sense to watch it knowing that it is objectionable and then complain in a place like this. It makes far more sense, to simply ignore it, and conduct your battle against vice in a more efficacious way elsewhere.

>>213435139
Really telling that you prefer that blogposting, thread-derailing schizo to people who post pictures of women when they talk about films, Dingo.

>>213435286
that arguement would make more sense if there had been a summary included with the webm without which an unknowing person would have no sense of the objectionable qualities contained within the webm. grasping at straws, indeed.

>>213435318
Pure realpolitik pragmatism.

>>213435359
>that arguement would make more sense if there had been a summary included with the webm without which an unknowing person would have no sense of the objectionable qualities
Except if you read the post itself and the one it was responding to alone it would be clear that the post was about the actress' attractiveness, which someone trying to avoid the temptation of lust would naturally want to avoid.

>>213435139
Gee, I wonder who posted this…

>>213435384
Precisely my point.

>>213435452
Glad we understand each other.

Why are you still here?

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>>213435424
The webm's title also contains the title of the film that it's from which could've easily been Google searched to get an even better idea of what you're in for.

>>213435426
I'll tell you who if you play Misty for me.

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>>213435522
i concede the argument, but not wholly—never wholly. how could i sleep at night knowing that the basis of my entire being has been wielded incorrectly?

>>213435523
You broke your promise the last time someone did that for you. Don't fall for it >>213435426

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