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UK to ban violent shows like Spongebob
>According to the Online Safety Act (OSA), social media sites and search engines are required to prevent minors from accessing content deemed โ€œharmfulโ€โ€”which has an extremely broad definition. It includes not only pornography, but also violent and hateful content.
>The United Kingdomโ€™s Office of Communications (Ofcom) explains in detail what each category of prohibited content includes. Under the OSA, minors must be prohibited from accessing โ€œ[c]ontent which realistically depicts serious violence against a fictional creature.โ€ Such a definition would prohibit minors from accessing many episodes of SpongeBob (if posted to social media), including but not limited to โ€œNo Weenies Allowed.โ€
https://www.rstreet.org/commentary/u-k-s-online-safety-act-censors-the-internet-a-preview-of-u-s-proposals/

Oi YOU GOT A LOISENSE TO WATCH THAT SPONGEBOB?!!!
Anonymous No.213413174 >>213416251 >>213418654 >>213420109
>>213413156 (OP)
When did Britain become such a joke?
Anonymous No.213413180 >>213416244
>>213413156 (OP)
Based. Fuck that yellow crustacean piece of shit.
Anonymous No.213413216
>>213413156 (OP)
What a shithole.
Anonymous No.213413258 >>213413465 >>213413467 >>213413527 >>213413738 >>213413769 >>213414390 >>213415367 >>213415561 >>213420024
>>213413156 (OP)
>Ban Porn
>Ban Video Games
>Now ban โ€œviolentโ€ shows like SpongeBob SquarePants
What is the UK going to ban next?
Anonymous No.213413280
>>213413156 (OP)
the UK is literally (and I mean that in the dictionary definition) of a third world shithole
and its the future of every neoliberal capitalist country. first to industrialize, first to deindustrialize
Anonymous No.213413283
>>213413156 (OP)
Why even live in the UK at this point?
Anonymous No.213413357
>>213413156 (OP)
How long till Britain makes a Netflix special about SpongeBob creating incels?
Anonymous No.213413442 >>213415272 >>213420027 >>213420249
>>213413156 (OP)
>MY OWN FOOKINโ€™ SON WATCHED SPONGEBOBBE
Anonymous No.213413465
>>213413258
Breathing, if your name is not Ahmed
Anonymous No.213413467
>>213413258
British people
Anonymous No.213413527 >>213413894 >>213415338 >>213415342
>>213413258
Pets. Muslims hate pets. So the UK will start killing all pets to appease them. Just like they killed that guyโ€™s pet squirrel.
Anonymous No.213413562 >>213413817 >>213414592 >>213415325 >>213415491 >>213418929 >>213421071
>>213413156 (OP)
When did the world get so crazy?
Anonymous No.213413738
>>213413258
Air
Anonymous No.213413769
>>213413258
reading
Anonymous No.213413817
>>213413562
Covid.
Anonymous No.213413884
>>213413156 (OP)
How many people picked up on this scene being a reference to Fight Club?
Anonymous No.213413894 >>213415308 >>213416146 >>213417195
>>213413527
Honestly Iโ€™d wish they would ban dogs, I donโ€™t like seeing dog shit in the streets

Like a watered down white sharia or something where you need a license to own a dog, and the test for the license requires cleaning up dog shit

And dna tests and samples from your dog in a database, so if he shits somewhere and you donโ€™t clean it up. It can be traced back to you and your license revoked
Anonymous No.213413972 >>213414062
They just rammed that in as a hypothetical quirky dumb thing to say and you all just roll with it.
Anonymous No.213414022 >>213414230
why don't they ban the rapes though
Anonymous No.213414062
>>213413972
Be silent you disingenuous cock holster
Anonymous No.213414074
urrr burger bros??

>>213413969
Anonymous No.213414196
Why don't they ban sports?
Anonymous No.213414230
>>213414022
because that's racist chud
Anonymous No.213414313
>>213413156 (OP)
Cuckistan
Anonymous No.213414390 >>213415250 >>213415451 >>213418701
>>213413258
Anonymous No.213414477 >>213417986
Sandy is way too obscene. She needs to be wearing a hijab. I can't stand seeing this squirrel in her bikini with her belly out.
Anonymous No.213414544 >>213415187 >>213415561 >>213418261
Why is every white country going full retard at the same time
Anonymous No.213414592
>>213413562
Tbqh I wouldn't be surprised if Adolescence had a massive influence on this, considering how it was praised by like every British politician.
Anonymous No.213415187
>>213414544
Negative information about israel must be hidden
Anonymous No.213415226 >>213415283
>>213413156 (OP)
Spongebob is for wimpy autistic kids, though
Anonymous No.213415250
>>213414390
That slop isn't safe for anybody
Anonymous No.213415272
>>213413442
kek
Anonymous No.213415283 >>213415563
>>213415226
Then why does it make fun of wimpiness and autism?
Anonymous No.213415303
>OFCOM
Anonymous No.213415308
>>213413894
Get a load of dog shit DNA tester over here
Anonymous No.213415325
>>213413562
Around the time people stopped being afraid to criticize Israel.
Anonymous No.213415338 >>213418162 >>213418980
>>213413527
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_pet_massacre

Strange how we learn nothing from history
Anonymous No.213415342 >>213415540 >>213415847 >>213420152
>>213413527
They love cats. It's just dogs that sets them off. It's one of the few things even mussies have right. Where I used to live we'd get tourists and visitors all the time with their stupid dogs and they'd never clean up after the filthy mutts so I'm genuinely fine with all dogs being put down. And try living next to some cunt that lets their shitty dog bark all hours of the day. A lot of them get fucked up on estates when you have the fucking shits barking all the time.
Anonymous No.213415347 >>213417105
>>213413156 (OP)
UK is going back to the mayflower days
just wait until they start banning alcohol
Anonymous No.213415367 >>213416273
>>213413258
whatever the fuck i want
Anonymous No.213415396
For $10 an hour I'll screenshare youtube all day so second worlders can watch entertainment too.
Zoom Zoom No.213415451
>>213414390
Broken clocks...
Anonymous No.213415460
It's amazing how quickly you dumb fags will automatically believe FUCKING ANYTHING
What the fuck happened to this place?
Zoom Zoom No.213415491
>>213413562
>When
COVID. It accelerated everything already happening by a million times.
Anonymous No.213415540
>>213415342
Dogs should be restricted to farmers and people with >2 acre lots. Period.
even though I love doggos, thats how it should be ideally, so you dont stress out the dogs with no greenspace or people who want sedentary pets
Anonymous No.213415561 >>213415718 >>213415788
>>213413258
They literally just banned an entire commercial that is just about their country https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0bmJlrhRg4 for being too "patriotic".

>>213414544
DESU I prefer the world where we just keep Jews around as pets and didn't hate them. Just send napalm into Gaza and lets move on man this is stupid deep down Jews deserve to win and Browns are stupid.
Anonymous No.213415563 >>213416070
>>213415283
Because the people who are forced to work on it know darn well who their target audience is, and they resent them.
Anonymous No.213415616 >>213415706 >>213417125
>>213413156 (OP)
>labour
Anonymous No.213415706
>>213415616
I don't think you understand.
Anonymous No.213415718
>>213415561
>I prefer the world where we just keep Jews around
Anonymous No.213415752
You must remember how Spongebob acquired his pineapple under the sea. Through Jihad
Anonymous No.213415778 >>213415866
Is this because Israel is losing support? Are the Jews starting to get desperate?
Zoom Zoom No.213415788
>>213415561
>ha I'm antisemitic just like you haha
>ya we should totally let Israel win bro haha kill all the Palirats haha
Anonymous No.213415801
>>213413156 (OP)
Spongebob was my sexual awakening. I'm gay btw
Anonymous No.213415847
>>213415342
>They love cats.
Could have fooled me, a friend in London has a fucking hijabed neighbour that horribly neglected their cat. I was aghast when I saw how much weight he lost a month a part in between the visits. We gave him food and he ate it like a ravenous dog
Anonymous No.213415862
>>213413156 (OP)
UK is rapidly turning into Russia, lol. Next step is fining people for googling "prohibited" content. Next step after that is criminalizing it. Next step is GULAGs.
Zoom Zoom No.213415866
>>213415778
>Is this because Israel is losing support?
In the U.S, yes.
Elsewhere, it's more mixed but Israel does have a lot to do with it in places like Germany and France.
It has more to do with protecting Jeets, Pakis, and Africans in the UK. But I guarantee this legislation and infrastructure will be used against "antisemites" once Reform and the other "far-right" parties get inevitably get into power.
Anonymous No.213416000 >>213418031
>>213413156 (OP)
Political correctness and cancel culture doesnโ€™t existโ€ฆ - ACK!
Anonymous No.213416018 >>213416647
>>213413156 (OP)
Maybe they're banning Spongebob for being a cartoon for faggots.
Anonymous No.213416070
>>213415563
Then why is it so universally beloved?
Anonymous No.213416140 >>213416198 >>213416250 >>213416411
I mean, brits are right tho,
violent shows, tranime, action flicks, slahser schlocks fucked up at least 2 generations
add south partk too, actually just behead both of them like ISIS did
Anonymous No.213416146
>>213413894
Based I low-key agree. Most lazy dog owners also own pitbulls funnily enough lol
Anonymous No.213416198 >>213416250
>>213416140
>at least 2 generations
bullshit, jews fucked up gen x, millennial, zoomer, gen alpha
Anonymous No.213416244
>>213413180
>yellow crustacean
Anonymous No.213416250
>>213416198
k then
>>213416140
* 4 generations
Anonymous No.213416251
>>213413174
Prime Minister Blair. They had a chance to not be gay but the neoliberals fucked it.
Its why no one wants to vote for these fucking women here in the USA. They are fucking dumb and let the freaks walk all over them.
Anonymous No.213416273
>>213415367
Based Bam.
Anonymous No.213416411 >>213422944
>>213416140
sneed
Anonymous No.213416601
Anonymous No.213416647
>>213416018
Gaybob Faggotpants.
Anonymous No.213416828
>>213413156 (OP)
OI BRUV DO YA GOT A SPONGE LOICENSE?
Anonymous No.213416944
bongs are retarded, but it still sounds like a bullshit sensationalist article
>real or realistic serious violence against a fictional character
nothing in SpongeBob is serious or realistic
Anonymous No.213417023
>>213413156 (OP)
Are you really surprised that a muslim country would do things like this?
Anonymous No.213417105
>>213415347
No need. Zoomers don't even drink.
Anonymous No.213417125
>>213415616
This nigga is literally the country's last hope.
Anonymous No.213417195
>>213413894
>he thinks the shit on the street is from dogs
Anonymous No.213417986 >>213418229
>>213414477
>Sandy in a hijab
For some reason that only makes me more erect
Anonymous No.213418031
>>213416000
Trannies are literally complaining about porn bans
Anonymous No.213418132
They're gonna cause another wave of boats to go to America to escape their tyranny at this rate
Anonymous No.213418162
>>213415338
>oh no the krauts are getting uppity again
>better put down my cat to contribute to the war effort
British people are an embarrassment to Western civilization
Anonymous No.213418229
>>213417986
Boner?
Anonymous No.213418261 >>213418367
>>213414544
It's the rush to tidy up the house before the ayys arrive.
Anonymous No.213418367
>>213418261
do aliens hate porn?
Anonymous No.213418468 >>213418598
>>213413156 (OP)
Why do brits put up with this shit without even a peep of protest? Literal niggercattle country.
Anonymous No.213418598 >>213419655 >>213419993
>>213418468
why do americans let blacks loot $1000 worth of goods per person per store per day without considering it a crime?
Anonymous No.213418648
Here in America, we dont need licenses for our tv and SpongeBob doesn't get banned.

WHERE THE STARS AND STRIPES, AND THE EAGLE FLYS
Anonymous No.213418654 >>213418769
>>213413174
It's like the Thatcher Era but more horrific because it's controlling the internet.
Anonymous No.213418701
>>213414390
Pure concentrated sugar isn't healthy in general.
Anonymous No.213418712
This is the same exact shit we kicked your ass for.
Anonymous No.213418769 >>213418839
>>213418654
>It's like the Thatcher Era but more horrific because it's a pro-Jew government
ftfy
Anonymous No.213418839
>>213418769
You think Thatcher wasn't an ally of Israel? The UK made Israel cause as the British Empire they owned Palestine and reformed the nation of Israel. They have always supported anything they did.
Anonymous No.213418929
>>213413562
I saw a comment that the Jews are lashing out at the goyim for their pro palestine stance so they are trying to isolate and punish us.
Anonymous No.213418980 >>213419045
>>213415338
Fucking hell. I recently lost my cat, I can't imagine the type of person that would do that intentionally. Maybe brits deserve what they get.
Anonymous No.213419045
>>213418980
>tries to conquer the world over spices
>literally eat beans in the morning
I hate myself, but not enough to eat beans for breakfast.
Anonymous No.213419058
>>213413156 (OP)
Honestly I'd be fine with banning SpongeBob if it means kids don't have to see any of the modern episodes.
Anonymous No.213419380 >>213420323
So what's is the real reason Ofcom is doing this stuff?
Just because of some riots?
Anonymous No.213419655
>>213418598
We call the cops the problem is they're too busy shooting the niggers speeding
Anonymous No.213419993
>>213418598
How should I know retard? I'm not American. Now are you going to answer the question cattle?
Anonymous No.213420024
>>213413258
Banning things without a permit
Anonymous No.213420027
>>213413442
>ME OWN SON, A FOOKIN WEENIE
Anonymous No.213420109
>>213413174
British are basically mexicans, all the non retards fled to america
Anonymous No.213420152 >>213420173
>>213415342
The problem with dogs is that normies cant handle them. Unleashed dogs maim kids.
Anonymous No.213420173 >>213420208
>>213420152
Golden retrievers arenโ€™t maiming anyone
Anonymous No.213420208 >>213420322
>>213420173
Normies dont get retrievers anon, they get pitbulls
Anonymous No.213420220
>country ruled by a pedophile elite
>we care about the children, so we are banning cartoons

the UK need a second Boston Tea Party.
In Birmingham
Anonymous No.213420249
>>213413442
hahahahahah
Anonymous No.213420322
>>213420208
If by normies you mean niggers I guess so? My neighbor has an English or French bulldog, my other neighbor has a German Shepard, my other neighbor has a chocolate lab, I have a Pointer/collie mutt. No oneโ€™s getting maimed.
Anonymous No.213420323 >>213420353
>>213419380
You can blame current events, but the reality is the British invented the nanny state. They literally invented Puritanism. The entire history of England since about the 1600's has been a non-stop attempt to stamp out human rights and liberties and replace them with an all powerful government made up of a bunch of land owning elites and their beauracrats toadies. You think your country has problems with kikes and wannabe dictators? You have NO CONCEPT of what tyranny is until you become a British SUBJECT, at which point your ass belongs to Big Ben and you will bong when Parliament tells you to.

It is telling that the American Revolution started not because the British taxed some tea or occupied Boston with troops, but because they gave a middle finger to American colonists when all they did was ask for some seats in Parliament. That's it. "Gee, we're a whole continent of people now, can we vote for laws n sheet?"
"FUCK YOU" said England, for no good reason whatsoever.
They literally could have had everything for the next three centuries, gotten huge revenues from America, but instead they chose not to share even the smallest shred of power. That's the UK for you.
So when it comes to porn, horror movies, children's cartoons, even smoking on your own property or owning a television - "FUCK YOU" says England.
Anonymous No.213420353 >>213420370
>>213420323
Perhaps the british are just naturally evil?
Anonymous No.213420370
>>213420353
I personally blame the weather.
Anonymous No.213420767
this is some Cromwell shit going on. Note how the Queen died and everything when to shit with Charles III in the throne.
Anonymous No.213421071 >>213421535
>>213413562
Ever since the pandemic governments went batshit crazy and constantly find new "creative ways" to restrict our freedom and oppress as much as possible. It's as if they got the taste of blood during the plandemic and threw concepts of democracy and freedom right out of the window. Does anyone even use the word democracy anymore or defend dmeocratic principles at all? When was the last time that you heard a politician talk about this
Anonymous No.213421535
>>213421071
Its a speeding process thats been rolled out across the commonwealth countries for decades. Each country gets its own little version of loss of liberties, then they infect the rest like a virus.
Zoom Zoom No.213422944
>>213416411
Is this from Scanners?