Thread 213414759

Chad Wesley edition
>>213396416
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>>213414759 (OP)
Were they ribbing Wil here? There was never a chance of him turning into this.

>>213414759 (OP)
Chad reporting in.

Maybe it's canon that Wesley bogs himself using Bashir Quarksurgery technology and turns himself into this later, so this was actually an accurate future projection after all

>teleports you safely along with your soul
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>213414783
They'd probably glaze him on set like "Woah, that was so good for your first try! I bet you'll be a very famous actor one day." and then burst out laughing when he was out of range.

>>213414857
I could post a still from any number of episodes where a transporter malfunction has created eldritch horrors beyond your imagination

>>213415009
You'd definitely need to sign a waiver absolving Starfleet and your Captain of any responsibility if you ended up a pile of goo after a botched teleportation. Miles had seen some shit even before he transferred to DS9.

>>213414859
I feel like every time the lineup drops, I see the TOS episode and think, "Oh, it's THAT episode!" The other shows have far fewer "that" episodes. I wonder why they didn't reuse sets and props from other shows in TNG onwards and do those memorable TOS style costume party eps.

>>213414759 (OP)
>caring about star trek in the current year

I think it's even more cringe than caring about star wars or superhero shit

>>213415124
you lack joy

>>213415124
Get out

>>213414862
Wil Wheaton was the biggest Hollywood name attached to Next Generation when the show launched, though.

He had already been in two big movies, Stand By Me in particular was a huge hit and he was the main character.
The rest of the cast, Stewart included, were more or less unknowns. As an actor, even as a child, Wheaton came into TNG with the most stature in the business ironically enough.

>>213415177
>The rest of the cast, Stewart included, were more or less unknowns. As an actor, even as a child, Wheaton came into TNG with the most stature in the business ironically enough.
LeVar Burton excepted.

>>213415211
I'd say Wheaton was still the bigger star and the bigger name. It had been a while since ROOTS (which was, while a cultural thing, still ultimately a TV mini series) and Stand By Me wasn't just a Hollywood movie, it was a huge hit. Honestly I'm surprised Wheaton even took the booking for a TV show in '87.

The show would make Stewart the bigger star in the end but they all became small-potatoes when Whoopi joined for her recurring bit part.

>>213415314
>had been a while since ROOTS (which was, while a cultural thing, still ultimately a TV mini series)
Reading Rainbow.

DS9 is a Star Trek series for people who hate Star Trek.

>>213415697
Kill yourself

>>213414859
Most based TOS episode

>>213415314
Quark was a smaller actor but a better bartender

>>213415938
Guinan's character just sucks honestly. The whole concept of her race sucks. Their interactions with the Q make no sense.

>>213415938
You go to Quark when you want to get hammered. You go to Guinan when you need life advice.
>>213416022
It's obvious they booked Whoopi Goldberg first and then scrambled to give her something to do.

>>213416064
I want to drink kanar with Damar

>>213415124
Star Trek was always cringe

That's why we love it.

>>213415117
who knows how much of the original tos sets survived. the bridge and stuff i know did as well as some other main ones, but the stuff used for on-planet scenes was probably reused in other shows before tng, modified or destroyed. tng itself has a lot of early nice sets and lighting that aren't used after s3

>>213415697
Since Kurtzman, this stale critique has somehow become even more shallow

>>213416297
True, there's no shortage of Star Trek for people who hate Star Trek out there and DS9 fans certainly aren't biting.

>>213416248
I’m sure many priceless assets from TOS were scrapped because at the time it was just another TV show. A failed one at that since it only lasted three seasons. TV shows were viewed as products that you watched once and then moved on.

>>213415117
>memorable TOS style costume party eps.
- Qpid
- A Fistful of Data's
- Thine Own Self
Etc. Etc. Etc.

>>213415124
die retard

>>213416443
TNG had at least one costume party episode per season. I’d say even The Royale counts but all the extras were in costumes instead of the leads.

>>213416633
luv me some duwang

>>213414759 (OP)
/trek/ has been usurped by ds9 trannies by the lead of a tripfag

>>213416939
its the velmafaggot trying not to be as blatant as usual

>>213415697
>>213416939
kys bru

>>213417010
>velma
Like the new velma?

a star trek way to tell someone to kys is
>Go talk to Worf again

>>213417079
>Like the new velma?
It's "new and improved Velma" to you, chud.

The only TNG related thing I ever watched was Trek Acid Party

>>213417094
Lmao

>>213417171
Its referenced in a ton of media so you might watch an episode and suddenly "get" a 15 year old meme.

>>213415211
And Stewart accepted, and half the rest of the cast as well.

>>213414859
You see I am compelled. I am force. Must record from time to time this cretinous disdain: I hate Worf. I found him boring in TNG and disliked his prominence in the latter seasons. Hate Klingons generally, hate Worf specifically. Liked DS9 first couple of seasons. Could feel in 3rd season that same TNG uplift; finally getting good. And it got better even than TNG. And then Worf. Poochie-Worf, Worf all the time Worf. And I seethed, I spat and howled and gibbered and moaned.
I hate Worf so much I have entertained extended fantasies about all Klingons everywhere in all realities contracting some horrific wasting disease there's no cure for and Worf, in all realities, all universes, being the last ever Klingon to die from it, dying knowing that he is the last Klingon, that he dies without stupid fucking dipshit """""honor""""" and that the past several Klingons to die have died that same way, I would watch a two-parter that's just set in the sickbay over the course of his last two lucid hours knowing that. Oh my God I fucking HATE Worf.

>>213417333
You have NO honour

>>213417357
ROMULAN WAR BARRELS KILLED MY FAMILY AT KHITOMER

>>213417333
Incomprehensibly based, but aren't you... overdoing it a bit, anon?

>Nazis vs Zionists
Wow! So brave!

>>213417094
>Induce self destruction
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Induced_self-destruction

>>213417457
I am compelled. I am force.

>>213415697
I love TOS, TNG and DS9 equally and you will never take that away from me

>>213417499
Watch Babylon 5

>>213417558
I have, what about it?

>>213417601
drama queen spotted

>>213414834
Consider the following If that worked bashir wouldn’t look like a drowned rat

>>213417623
>Bashir before the genetic enhancements

I also did not care for Vic Fontaine.

>>213417614
>I am incapable of answering a very simple question so I will instead call people names
I think you are the drama queen, anon.

can we cool it with the negativity in this thread?

>>213417748
Brannon Braga and his fucking boomer mates so badly wanted to make Trek shit and Vic Fontaine was his most powerful weapon.

>>213417725
>Bashir before the genetic enhancements

>>213417780
Doesn't matter what I say you still love dramam

>>213414794
My wife has indicated that she likes adult Wil and I don’t know how to take it.

>>213417499
Cool

Vedek Bareil is the greatest character in the history of Star Trek

>>213418035
quite a claim

>>213414857
>teleports you safely along with your soul
>How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>213418204
Thomas could impregnate someone and Will could legally be the father. It’s his DNA.

So that TOS episode was just Bidet and Kamala?

honestly i don't like Worf either and I never have

>>213418605
You have NO honour

>>213418605
Picars being a stern Captain is great though

>>213418605
I only liked him when he was eating cake.

>>213418605
warf is a 30 year old boy

>>213418699
meh. he treats Worf with kid gloves if you ask me.

>>213414794
cute child actors always turn out to be fuck-ugly.

>>213418752
When was anyone on TNG treated like a security guard that arrived on duty drunk?

>>213418605
This is not the post of a Klingon.

>>213418854
erm akshually plenty of Klingons don't like Worf

>>213418605
>i don't like Worf
Honourless Romulan hands typed this.

>>213419072
This was a spooky episode

>>213419072
>pepe
Fuck off tourist

>all this Worf slander
Sir, I protest I AM NOT A MERRY MAN

>>213419072
>pepe
stay awhile fren

I have a friend that used to work Trek conventions. She said Dorn is a dick, Mulgrew is delightful.

>>213416022
>Guinan's character just sucks honestly.

Strong disagree. By not being an officer she's able to talk to the other characters in an unprofessional manner and she's the only character who can really push back hard against Picard since she's not under his command.

>The whole concept of her race sucks.

They live a really long time and their planet got taken out by the Bord. I don't see the problem.

>Their interactions with the Q make no sense.

True; its really silly but its only in one episode.

>>213419143
>dick
That's not what your friend called him.

that one El Aurian on DS9 was a total retarded asshole though

I heard Dorn charges White people more for autographs at conventions from a friend of mine.

>>213418891
I know. I love how that one Klingon insults him in Redemption
>What is that you're wearing, Worf?
>THAT is the uniform of a KLINGON! HAHAHA!
That guy was based

>>213419122
spotted

The left, the dutchie passed to

Interdasting

>>213419283
dsp looking motherfucker

>>213419283
Joints blazed captain

>>213419283
Dathon and Picard at Phish

>>213419221
Same

>>213419072

How's the weather on Khitomer?

DS9 Watchtogether in 15 minutes! Prepare your drinks and snacks

Is Worf Saint Paul in that he must see the holes in Klingon Jesus?

>>213419283
Im drunk and high watching Gowron fight Kayliss

>>213419462
Popcorn is being replicated as we speak.

>>213419516
nta but i'm doing that too. being ready to relax around trek time is based

NTT is just Bashirfaggot using an alt.

>>213419462
Might bust these out.

Wish I could see Beverly's rainforest pussy.

>>213419855
For me its the chunk is indestructable ytmnd

>>213419876
For me it's fearcondom's classic, The Riker Lean ytmnd
https://rikerlean.ytmnd.com/

also it's time boys!

Rewatching TOS its kind of a bummer remember just how few episodes feature Klingons or Romulans

>>213419921
Romulan Commander my beloved

I will say the Runabouts are fucking lame and the fact that they're the only Federation ships initially attached to DS9 definitely hurt the series a bit lol
>>213419928
Based Mark Leonard fetishist

Lets go boys, DS 9PM central

>>213419954
it's not a fetish he's simply a very handsome man and good actor who is totally iconic in his Star Trek roles

Why didn't Q save Picard from getting BORGED? Did he just think, "Welp, guess it's came over for Pee-card then"? Did he look ahead and see that he'd get returned to human form? Hard to believe he'd really let Picard get killed. But I guess Q was also interested in Riker, he wanted him to become a Q. Maybe he was fine to let it play out because Riker would take over and continue his entertainment. Would he have let Riker get BORGED?

>>213419978
there's no point in asking such a question. if events played out in a way Q didn't like he could literally just be like "nah, do-over"

>>213419978
Q was interested in fluttershy. just like me.

one thing I noticed in my first time watching DS9 is how fucking off-model on any given day Dax's spots are. sometimes theyr'e faint, sometimes they're dense, sometimes they're dark, sometimes they look huge

>>213420051
Yeah they look nonexistent in the sunlight right now for example

>>213420051
They go all the way down

>what is time?
how do you respond to this without sounding mad?

>>213420189
>nah you are

It took me way too long to find this image and the klingon episode is over now.

Kira's fluffy hair and thick eyeliner in the pilot episodes is really doing it for me.

>>213420411
i know right

Good drunk irishman episode

>>213420411
I kind of like it more than the super dykey look she has afterwards in S1-S2

Dukat is excellent no matter what

I see now why Sisko is schizophrenic

>>213420411
i like sisko's wife, she's nicer on the eyes than most of the female cast barring lita. cassidy was a big downgrade

Man last year was crazy but i missed this

It's remarkable how the emissary is the pilot yet still one of the very best episodes in the series

>>213420624
Thats common

>>213420624
it's so quintessential trek

YOU CANT HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF A BARN!
YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL!

>>213420727
it's a shame the Dominion bros never challenged DS9 to a game of baseball. Dukat would have been all about it

Id go to space to kill russians

>>213420051
I noticed in some of Kira's scenes in the pilot she has the earlier Y shaped nose and forehead ridges like Ro, but the smaller later style ones that just cover her nose in other scenes.

I am so fucking drunk and high
Fuck bajorans

O'Brien cant wait to talk about how he SLAUGHTERED CARDIES. BABES IN THEIR CRIBS HELL YEAH

>>213420877
In space, Russians are your friends.

>>213419978
Because he thought it would be funny( he was correct)

The sisko looks like such a nerd with hair.

Based Sisko, the most emotional captain

Gul Jasad is so cringe get off the screen you goober

>>213420966
Im not gay though

reminds me of later when Kira bluffs that Romulan bitch

>>213421017
He is more emotional than Janeway but not Archer https://youtu.be/qE5yvuKoFmE?si=F_hkFKCv18jvwyRb

I wish Dater was booted over to DS9 for the ratings grab instead of Worf. Sisko and Data would have provided endless conflict and kino.

>>213421017
alright, the Actor of Sisko was taking this role with a bit of a humor wasn't he? Looks like he's clowning almost every gif I see of him. Looks like a funny captain.

>>213421062
You don't know anything about Star Trek do you

>>213421107
Brent was the scientist jn independence day instead

>>213414794
Jesus, trim that pubic hair you fuckin femboy

>>213421141
Lol

how do you explain DS9 being such a sleek and cool and aesthetic design and the rest of Cardassian crafts looking like fucking ugly turds?

>>213421104
that isn't even a scene from Enterprise.

>>213421192
I think they should've redesigned the cardie ships for DS9, made them black or something. They still match the old taupe aesthetic that TNG already abandoned.

>>213420604
We're in the mirror universe timeline. This doesn't happen until after WW3 here

>>213421104
He's literally me

Jake is so much less annoying than Wesley

>>213415697
>DS9 is a Star Trek series for people who hate Star Trek.
this 1000% times this
here's the order of star trek worthiness / watchability

tng > tos > voy > ds9

Picard is the best captain

>>213421311
Kirk is the best, DUMMY

>>213421307
Enterprise is more trek then TOS is

Fuck that was good but Sisko is insane

>>213421327
you can't be serious

>>213417333
>worf
what could be more dishonorable than seeking honor

How do I get my new gf into Star Trek?

One of the best pilots. Good shit, bros. Now, we're off and running on some zany ass DS9 S1 kino.

>>213421399
They both suck but Jake is the most annoying faggot in the entire series

>>213421426
Slowly one ep at a time
Also be fun and cool

>>213419143
Shimerman seems like a cool guy too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUYcJ5lOBI

Rewatching S1-S3 DS9 at the moment and I didn't realize how many decent episodes there are.

>>213421612
Everybody always rants and raves about how cool his wife is in interviews I've seen. I guess they're a fun couple.

i want nebula coffee

>>213421637
Dukat is in them and they had not yet tried to make him space satan.

>>213421637
>Rewatching S1-S3 DS9 at the moment and I didn't realize how many decent episodes there are.
S1 is a little on the weak side but even it has bangers like Duet. S2's Bajoran plot with not-Darth-Tyranus is pretty comfy. S3 is flat out great.

>>213420189
I'll tell you later

>>213422002
oh that's a good one

That Voyager sode was alright desu

Im drunk

>>213415697
All the 90s series and tos are awesome. Love me Kirk, love me Pick-erd, love me Sisco, love me Janeway. I like. Enterpize too. That's where Trek ended.

it kind of gets better tomorrow

>>213423989
>based
>based
>based
>based
>tpol

>>213417830
are you actually retarded

>>213417830
>Braga
>DS9

Speaking of Jeffrey Combs kino, he does a great job in Justice League Unlimited as The Question.

wait there are people who don't comprehend the greatness of DS9 in here? It's the GOAT. I'm going to assume they;'re all unserious contrarian trolls

>>213424621
i like that version of kara.

Leave the enemy to me.

>>213425005
Yeah JLU nails pretty much all of the characterizations I can think of.
>>213425019
Wow, anon. Mind if I save that? Dangerously based.

>>213424596
>the implication

>>213414859
All the scenes in Emissary with Sisko explaining time to the wormhole aliens while also confronting his trauma and crisis of faith is unironically the peak of Star Trek.

>>213421637
Season 2 is actually great. Perfect balance of regional politics and galactic exploration stories.

>>213424621
Jeffrey Combs has never not done a great job in anything. One of those character actors who just elevates everything with his mere presence.

>>213425156
the jumping back and forth between completely different scenes in the middle of a conversation while holding the same escalating tone is only something a schizo like avery could pull off

>>213421107
Should have been Geordi who creeps on Kira and gets beaten up

>>213425791
>Mr. LaForge, I prepared some special additions to my Holosuit library that you may find interesting

>>213421134
No. He was seething that Geordi was more well known as a black officer than him. Then, Worf was added.

>>213414759 (OP)
>you know, Wes
>I kinda wanna suck your white cock right now

>>213414759 (OP)
Here's the thing, Wesley was meant to be Gene's self insert and originally supposed to be a girl?
What did he mean by this?

never got the hate for wesley
he's a kid and he's a bit annoying? ok?
he doesn't even appear in that many episodes

>>213425246
Most fags coom to Combs to when he appears.

>>213427834
Ok, you think about fags a lot?

>>213427869
Ever since I gave them up :^)

>>213427914
winners never quit and quitters never win

>>213418035
>Nerese... I'm back! uuugh my pagh... it's gonna EXPLODE! I'm gonna pagh EVERYWHERE!
>*starts frenching*
>*Odo watching while transformed into a cuck chair*
pure kino

>>213429361
>implying he wouldn't be watching from his bucket

>>213429501
>the solid urge to smash and break shit
goo people could never.
or...can they? can they manipulate objects in goo form?

Did Cardassia really deserve to get blasted into oblivion? That was one thing that really left a bad taste in my mouth with DS9. Garak should've at least gotten to kill the female shapeshifter

>>213429991
No
Bajor however....

>>213429893
the changlings are pretty much defined by how much they smash and break shit, they smashed all of cardassia

>>213429991
the wrong planet got turned into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy hadn't seen

>>213430022
Bajorans are pretty retarded tis true

>>213430049
I know the general opinion is that Lucifer Dukat is a step down in terms of likeability from Hitler Dukat, but I kind of like that he's actually in touch with the Pah-Wraiths. He's still Dukat after all.

>>213430180
Do you think Dukat banged the Pah-Wraiths?

>>213414759 (OP)
Is orville in the star track universe??

>>213430242
No in the Kit Kat universe.

>>213430235
He's not gay, Kosta Mojin is a guy and was his bro

>>213430254
You think you funny

>>213430235
He definitely did. He's Dukat and he "felt their love." Only the female ones though. He's no homo.

>>213414862
>They'd probably glaze him on set
You could have stopped there, you all know the crew all had a go at that bussy.

Best Trek movie coming through

I'm watching the fight between Worf and Gowron and holy hell some of the shots just have Gowron's stunt double just head on in the shot and it's so obviously not him. Kinda sloppy. Is it me or did DS9 kinda character assassinate Gowron as well? He seemed more likeable on TNG.

>>213430648
Writers wanted Martok to replace him so they fucked him over.

>>213430648
Nah, Gowron was always an ass. He just was better than a House that betrayed and killed Worf's father.

>>213430761
Maybe, but they didn't have him being belligerent and accuse him of having no honor. Even early on on DS9 he was alright, he saved Quarks life. I'm inclined to agree with >>213430728 and that it was just their way to advance Martok. But I liked Gowron so it's just kind of a shame. Oh well.

Robert O'Reilly apparently likes to go on pub crawls dressed as Gowron.

>>213430648
Both Gowron and Kurn get totally shit on, it's really dumb. Obviously doing it to make Martok look better by comparison. All the kliggers look like retards in DS9, charging people with batleths and getting instantly vaporized.

Just watched TBOBW Part 1, considering waiting until September to watch Part 2 for maximum immersion.

>>213430808
The fan explanation is that Gowron had the Klingon equivalent of alzheimers and was gradually growing more batshit insane to the point putting him down was a mercy kill. Which would have been an interesting take if they did it but no the writers just wanted to push Martok.
>>213430850
Would have been interesting if they had explained it as everyone having personal energy shields when the plot demanded it so could give a reason why also the Jem'Hadar liked to engage in melee but doubt they'd have the budget to show that and would run the risk of blatantly copying Dune.

>>213431104
funny thing is they do mention personal shields a few times in both tng and ds9 but we never see them

>>213431149
Apart from that one episode Worf becomes a cowboy?

As someone with the form of autism that used to be called Asperger's syndrome, Dr Bashir is the most relatable character to ever appear on TV.

>>213431198
yea thats right just a makeshift onre to deflect bullets, their is also the collector who kidnaps data, and during the attempted coup on earth in ds9 the admiral mentions they have enough personal shields for an army

>>213425005
Isn't someone about due to seethe about cartoonposting, and jacking off to lines and circles?

>>213420877
ukraine needs you in the trenches though...

>>213430824
based gowron

>>213431280
In several games they're depicted as having them -dunno about the books only read one I can remember. Not as powerful as something like master chief in Reach but enough to have a smøl forcefield

>fight a fellow Starfleet officer
>he knows all of your moves before you can make them
>even the karate chops
>especially the karate chops

>>213431873
yea in elite force, they hadn't figured out the regenerating health mechanic for games yet, jedi knight did the same thing

What made nutrek such heated feces? Let's do a roundtable.

>>213431903
Bad writers
/roundtable

>>213414859
Holy shit last night's episode was fucking garbage. Half of it was sisko in a wormhole/different parts of his life talking about irrelevant shit

>>213431903
>round table
And yet you still put me on the far end

>>213415177
Stewart was a star in Britain which absolutely mogs being a known child actor, even international. Absolutely no-one goes out of their way to watch anything because it has some tween that did a passable job in an ensemble movie. Credits do not always equal "big name" no-one but old timey pedophiles knew who Wheaton was.

>>213431823
Apparently he wants a Klingon funeral which if I recall is just looking up in the sky and autistically screeching?
>>213431873
Didn't they have them in TAS?
>>213431903
People thinking JJ Abrams was a genius and wanting to copy him.

>>213431903
What standard are you applying? Looks to me like nutrek is doing well.

>>213432484
>just looking up in the sky and autistically screeching?
thats moment of death don't think they ever showed a funeral

>>213432503
What am I looking at here?

>>213432545
That is true. Think closest we got was a sleeping old man being stabbed with cattle prods?

>>213432573
schizophrenia and cope

>>213431903
This happens with almost all long running series. The original fans and creators fade away, the owner of the rights wants to make as much money as possible off of the recognizable brand name, and the lazy attitude of "milk it for all it's worth" from the leadership is implicitly - or sometimes explicitly - transmitted down the line of production. The new entries become tokenized imitations of the original intent designed solely to evoke a connection to the brand, maintaining recognizable symbols and ripping away anything of meaning. Fallout, Trek, Star Wars, the Matrix, the Simpsons, native European religion, it comes for everything.

>>213432573
>>213432652
Since you're apparently too dull-witted to look for the original source, here you go: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/ST%20Nielsen%20Top%2010.jpg/

>>213430850
>All the kliggers look like retards in DS9, charging people with batleths and getting instantly vaporized.
Well, they are meant to be space Japanese. Banzai charges are pretty on brand.

>>213432453
Stewart was not a star in Britain in 1987 either

>>213432916
you seem to be under the mistaken impression I care about your schizophrenia and cope beyond simply mocking you

All you're proving is that the trek news faggot posts the same thing 200 times

>>213432983
>objective data is somehow schizophrenia and cope
holy projection, batman

>>213433062
I could archive this image to see exactly how many times you've posted it in defense of nu trek but I know it's gotta at least be over 100 without even looking

>>213433125
>can't confront objective data, must deflect pathetically
fine, pal. you be you

lmao nu-trek faggot simply can't make an original post to save his life, just like nu-trek as a whole, so tiresome

>>213433125
he's unimaginative repetitive bitter and hateful, just like nu-trek

>>213421612
Jerry Seinfeld didn't think so.

Where did the In Trek News guy go, anyway?
> spaces after the arrow
> Oh no -- anyway...
> repeats your post back at you!!!!!!
> lame puns
maybe they finally banned his IP range

>>213433206
cancellation broke him one down one to go

>>213433185
kek you're not wrong

Defiantfags on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhKKM7B9vxg

good morning trekkies

>>213433234
Use comas or the enter key faggot

>>213433269
good morning

>>213433328
and its spelled comma, 2 'm's

>>213433266
I hate the Defiant as well but not for the reasons he gives.

>>213433394
Good to lee that you can learn
Do ut more often

>>213433431
stop posting like a faggot esl

>>213433445
Stop being confused by typos you dumb fag Dictated not read

>>213433463
don't capitalize a word in the middle of a sentence unless its a proper name

>>213433480
I understand your confusion There's nothing I can explain to you That you would actually understand Dictated not red

Question: What alien race would has the best wife potential?
Klingon women seem scary but make excellent wives.

>>213433510
the correct way to structure that sentence would be
>That you would actually understand that it is Dictated not red
learn to english before you try and criticize others

>>213433545
I didn't bother thinking about what you just said But I'm going to respond to it anyways You are a fucking retard and brown And brown You have third worlder brain

>>213433517
cardassians, they are extremely loyal traditional and quite fertile

>>213433584
you can't even put a sentence together without fucking it up, you have zero credibility, I'm done replying to you, don't ever try and correct anyone's english ever again you are an embarrassment. Now keep digging that hole esl retard.

>>213421104
he has a nice voice
ENT could've pulled off a musical episode

>>213433614
I don't understand How you don't understand What I'm saying It confuses me I will never be as stupid as you You are brown and you are upset that you made a small typo and And you are upset that I am consistently making errors My errors do not correct your errors You are stupid for thinking that

>>213433517
Good question
>Vulcan wife
Emotionally unavailable but would logically service all of your needs
>Klingon wife
Fiercely loyal and emotionally vulnerable but maybe a little too physically abusive
>Betazed wife
Absolute shit-tier apocalyptic wife. A woman who can effortlessly read my mind, more or less? Good lord, I can't even imagine the agony of being married to such a creature
>Cardassian wife
Very family oriented, loyal and committed, but what an absolute ball-buster of a tiger mom. Literally marrying a strict Chinese woman.
>Bajoran wife
More or less a spicy Puerto Rican chick. She'll love you with the force of a thousand suns and will cut your balls off if you look at another woman.
>Andorian
Wild, passionate, and a little cruel. A great species to fuck but an awful one to marry probably. Blue titties though.

Kira wife. I would treat her so much better than Odo did

>>213433517
I'll go with a Romulan because they would want to maintain an air of mystery

>>213433827
She's an angry cunt go fuck yourself

>>213433933
gee i wonder if the angry nu trek poster made this post

>>213433750
>>Klingon wife
and when you both get too old to be physically abusive, she'll become verbally abusive and manipulative like MARTOK'S WIFE YEAH I SAID IT

>>213433933
>doesn't want a wife who will murder her enemies
you are gay

>>213433946
Who?
>>213433969
Not if she has sand in her vagina

>>213433950
Martoks wife was glooorious

>>213433946
DS9 is nu trek

>>213433750
>Betazed wife
How many times was Lwaxana divorced and remarried?

>>213433517
The right answer is Romulan by the way

>>213434067
Based and graypilled

>>213433517
Why are western artists so bad?

??

>>213433587
they'd sell you out to the state in an instant, just like human women

>>213434235
Those are the guys paying for the pictures, obviously.

There are some hilarious convention photos.
It's a rabbit hole but also a treasure trove.
Also MAKE NEW

>>213434235
Guy in the green shirt is Michael Dorn

Someone going to bake?

>>213434113
CalArts

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>>213434251
nah filthy federation propaganda, they are loyal to the end