Thread 213414964

On Angel when there is a monster or a demon on the loose, they track it down and kill it.

On Buffy when there is a monster or a demon on the loose, they track it down and kill it.

On Sleepy Hollow when there is a monster or a demon on the loose, they track it down and kill it.

On The X Files when there is a monster or a demon on the loose, half the time it wins, part of the time it appears to die only to have twist ending implying it will come back, and usually when it is killed if you watch the episode carefully you realize it has already killed everyone it was after anyways.

Oh, but Scully is bangable.

>>213414964 (OP)
They're just two feds, what are they going to do against monsters and demons? Planting child porn on their iHell computers?

>>213414964 (OP)
The first three are horror/action and the last one horror/thriller, if bullets can solve your problem there are no stakes, but at least they had a lot of plot armor.

Probably because Scully is super bangable to this day.

>>213414964 (OP)
Fake, in Buffy when there's a monster on the loose they track it down and fuck it

Scully is literally the ideal woman.

>>213414964 (OP)
>On Supernatural when there is a monster or a demon on the loose, they...Dean!!! Sammy!!!!

Nah I'm a Mimichad

>>213414964 (OP)
I like the episodes where the monster gets away after killing people and Scully writes a medical report like "Well, that sure was strange."

>>213415470
Oftentimes they may also BOBBEH!!!

>>213414964 (OP)
sexo

>>213415613
she looked hotter here than she ever did in the original show imo

>>213415550
You can get away with a lot of bullshit when you are hot

>>213414964 (OP)
Scully and Mulder have no super powers to fight monsters and aliens. Also the show is much more cynical than the other shows. A big part of the show is how the government and elites are evil liars.

>>213414964 (OP)
What the hell are two glowniggers supposed to do about satan? The literal meaning of cases being assigned to "X-Files" was that they were deemed unsolvable and pointless. Mulder and Scully weren't expected to close them. The X-Files unit is essentially the FBI's containment board for Mulder, their resident hothead maverick and schizo. They sent Scully to deboonk him so they could close the project and get rid of Mulder for good but they actually started closing a few cases together so it had to be left open. But they weren't even expected to close a single one, so losing half the time is still a good win rate for them.

>>213415719
>FBI's
>>213415719
>hothead
Somebody get him out of here

>>213415613
Black men. That is all.

>>213415701
>>213414964 (OP)
this desu

Scully and Mulder don't ever do anything you can't, they get frightened, and sometimes they're brave, but they're still just people like you.

>>213415701
>Have no super powers to fight monsters and aliens
This bitch is literally immortal???????????

>>213415909
He ignored her, she’ll still see him again sometime.

>>213414964 (OP)
Gillian is probably the horniest actress alive, she's basically a pornstar, I mean she curated an entire book about women wanting to be dominated by men with criminal histories, jerked off phallic vegetables for fun, poses all the time like she wants you to stick it in her.
I mean on paper she's lewder than most pornstars who you see just "accepting the penis" for money.
I really don't understand why she is like this, I can't tell if she is a genuine nympho or she just wants half the world to fuck her.

I'm so glad I started watching the x-files. Gonna get some decent fan service, I believe.