Thread 213415156

>>213416582
The world’s livestock will die of a viral flu which is already spreading right now, starving much of the world. A war will break out over who owns the only surviving livestock with countries nuking each other. We’re gonna die within the next year.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 3:13:23 AM No.213418675

>>213415156 (OP)
26/3 like 263 the 56th prime number
5/6 like 56

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 3:14:07 AM No.213418700

Jesus Bugaloo

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 3:21:11 AM No.213418886 >>213420147 >>213422347

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Revelation when?

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 3:22:23 AM No.213418909 >>213420072

Ive been working on this film, and I shit you not Jesus now has an orange spray tan.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:01:22 AM No.213419907 >>213420054

>>213417844
>he defeated death
you believe that yet you dont accept that a man can be a woman? lmao

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:08:16 AM No.213420054 >>213420070

>>213419907
i'm saying the joke doesn't work - just like your fake pussy

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:08:54 AM No.213420066

Unwise to release them so close together no?

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:09:13 AM No.213420070 >>213420128 >>213420375 >>213421135

>>213420054
if it was in the bible that god was trans youd worship them kek

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:09:17 AM No.213420072

>>213418909
jokes aside I heard they are using CGI to de-age Caviezel

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:11:13 AM No.213420121 >>213420157

Jesus is back... And he ain't cruci-fuckin' around!

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:11:37 AM No.213420128 >>213420156

>>213420070
if you had a real pussy you'd want a fake dick

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:12:14 AM No.213420147

>>213418886
There's plenty of Left Behind movies for that heretical fanfic.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:12:40 AM No.213420156 >>213420375

>>213420128
you'd be out there with a red hat yelling at people that being straight is a sin le kek

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:12:40 AM No.213420157

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>>213420121

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:18:09 AM No.213420303 >>213420405

>>213417773
>Flight Risk

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:21:13 AM No.213420375

>>213420070
>>213420156
Wokeism is already a religion.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:22:42 AM No.213420405

>>213420303
seemed like a cashgrab - possibly to help fund Passion 2

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:23:10 AM No.213420415

>>213416716
Movie 1 will probably be the trippy dream of Jesus in Hell, 2 will probably be him resurrecting and ascending

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:25:14 AM No.213420472 >>213420685

>>213415156 (OP)
Lame that they ended the first one with sequel bait. He should have stayed dead but everything has to be a franchise now.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:33:11 AM No.213420677

My favorite part is when Jesus said "It's Christin' Time" and then Christed all over those guys

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:33:32 AM No.213420685

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>>213420472

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 4:50:09 AM No.213421135

>>213420070
But its not

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:03:56 AM No.213421527 >>213421749

the funny thing about chuds is they will do whatever the god says so if god was like you need to swallow to be a real man they would do it.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:13:10 AM No.213421749

>>213421527
Isn't it funnier that someone thinks they are something they aren't? Like that's actual a comedic situation. The main character wakes up in the morning looks down his pants and realizes they're in the wrong body. Its like some 80's comedy.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:29:59 AM No.213422107

>>213415156 (OP)
>Jesus preaches against material riches, instructs his the wealthy to rid themselves of their possessions in favor of poors
>unchristian executives: let's milk this bad boy dry

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:32:58 AM No.213422164

>>213415156 (OP)
I'm really getting sick of this splitting one movie into two parts kike bullshit. Do jews really secretly want to be exterminated? Is that why they pull this shit?

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:34:08 AM No.213422194

I don't like this, but I love the first Passion film, Mel Gibson, and Jesus Christ, so I will happily pay to see both.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:37:46 AM No.213422267 >>213422624

>>213415156 (OP)
>Part One releases on March 26, 2027
>Part Two releases on May 6, 2027
Based Mel releasing the parts close together instead of the typical "fuck you, wait a year or more for part 2 even though we filmed back to back."

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:39:52 AM No.213422317

>>213415156 (OP)
>Are you excited anons?
Yes

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:41:01 AM No.213422347

>>213418886
I think this movie is supposed to adapt Revelation or at least parts of it.

Anonymous 8/6/2025, 5:51:54 AM No.213422624

>>213422267
>Based Mel releasing the parts close together instead of the typical "fuck you, wait a year or more for part 2 even though we filmed back to back."
Kevin Costner did this with is recent cowboy movie but part 1 bombed so bad I don't even think they released part 2 a few months later.