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Anonymous No.213415213 >>213415282 >>213415299 >>213415473 >>213415493 >>213416180 >>213416490 >>213416578 >>213418180 >>213419882 >>213420569 >>213420589 >>213421667 >>213421716 >>213421740 >>213421814 >>213422160 >>213422342 >>213422555 >>213424277 >>213424552 >>213425001 >>213425174 >>213425302 >>213426618 >>213426655
How would you save the horror genre?
Anonymous No.213415251 >>213417407 >>213422538
like this
Anonymous No.213415282
>>213415213 (OP)
For starter it would be nice if you could stop posting pictures of me.
Anonymous No.213415299 >>213415318 >>213415420 >>213416147 >>213417908 >>213418142
>>213415213 (OP)
Focus on actually scary stuff and not slow burn gay shit thats really about trauma or the horror of being trans in drumpfs america or whatever
Anonymous No.213415318 >>213415335
>>213415299
>slow burn gay shit thats really about trauma or the horror of being trans in drumpfs america or whatever
Name one (1) kino
Anonymous No.213415335 >>213415402 >>213416551
>>213415318
I saw the TV glow
Anonymous No.213415402 >>213415433
>>213415335
Zero (0) Trump references, film was written during the Biden admin.
Anonymous No.213415420
>>213415299
this. im sick of analogist bullshit. Make the spoopy ghost a spoopy ghost instead of man struggling to overcome his internal trauma of not being allowed to cry or something retarded.
Anonymous No.213415433 >>213415510 >>213415552
>>213415402
>being a pedantic faggot once you're called out
I see, youre an "directionless autistic teen" troon vs the "midlife crises pervert" troon
Anonymous No.213415440 >>213415482 >>213416694 >>213417262 >>213420439 >>213421800 >>213421916 >>213422278 >>213422528 >>213425488 >>213426648
Anonymous No.213415444
Here's the core issue:

Good horror (atmosphere, suspense, good writing) does not work on brainlets. They will watch it and go "nothin' happened". You need to shit up your movies with sex, gore and jumpscares or it just won't succeed.
Anonymous No.213415458
I would try to do themes that are realistic where the audience can fill in the blank in their own head with the horror.
Getting lost in the woods for example.
Anonymous No.213415473
>>213415213 (OP)
the horror genre is fine, perhaps the only film genre still worth watching
Anonymous No.213415482
>>213415440
>gif
Not fooling me this time satan.
Anonymous No.213415493
>>213415213 (OP)
Make movies scary like this image.
Anonymous No.213415510 >>213422438
>>213415433
Keep backpedaling faggot. I've seen that movie. It sucks, but there's nothing political in it.
Anonymous No.213415552
>>213415433
Stay on your containment board, pedro.
Anonymous No.213415931 >>213416080
AI idc anymore
Anonymous No.213416080 >>213416253 >>213422169
>>213415931
The potential for body horror is off the charts with AI tech, the problem is the lack of control.
Anonymous No.213416147
>>213415299
why do I get the feeling Together is some thinly veiled trans shit?
Anonymous No.213416180 >>213416307 >>213416603
>>213415213 (OP)
bring back half naked girls getting chased by some maniac.
Anonymous No.213416253
>>213416080
they only gave Anne Hathaway a cgi big mouth for one scene and it was by far the only scary thing. i want a movie where every actor is AI stretched until they look like a Spitting Image puppet
Anonymous No.213416307 >>213418010
>>213416180
ya! and the maniac is an incel who is mad because they won't return his affection and online black pill content radicalized him! before every kill he can mutter something like
>rule one be attractive. rule two don't be unattractive
Anonymous No.213416490 >>213416527 >>213417546 >>213418366 >>213421777
>>213415213 (OP)
Play more horror games. And subvert popular ideas and do something different with them. Also, be bolder and take risks, stop playing it safe and stop over-complicating horror and making it about metaphors for trauma and identity and explaining everything that doesn't need to be explained.
Anonymous No.213416527
>>213416490
I hope that if I develop schizophrenia, my recurrent hallucination turns out cute like that.
Anonymous No.213416551
>>213415335
and the other one, "we're all going to the world fair" or whatever the fuck it was called.
Anonymous No.213416578 >>213416659
>>213415213 (OP)
Bring back nude scenes. Horror without nudity is like a vegetarian burger or alcohol-free beer.
Anonymous No.213416603
>>213416180
it's this simple. naked chicks getting chased and killed in the woods is really all i want.
Anonymous No.213416659 >>213416710 >>213416751 >>213417519
>>213416578
Beer fucking sucks.
Anonymous No.213416694
>>213415440
>that twist at the end
oh wow
Anonymous No.213416710
>>213416659
Zoomies really are a generation of terminal fagolers
Anonymous No.213416751 >>213417447
>>213416659
he could've just said he didn't want a beer. what the fuck is his problem?
Anonymous No.213417262
>>213415440
now im scared. :C
Why did you post that?
Anonymous No.213417407 >>213422538 >>213424336
>>213415251
that only thing missing is the dog looking back with a worried face and a speech bubble saying "*gulp*"
Anonymous No.213417447
>>213416751
>what the fuck is his problem?
s*y millennial that thinks his smug opinions are all comedic revelations because his comic strip got too popular
Anonymous No.213417519 >>213421677 >>213422970
>>213416659
*all booze tastes kind of bad and everyones just pretending
Anonymous No.213417546
>>213416490
>Play more horror games
stfu
Anonymous No.213417908 >>213418021
>>213415299
being a tranny is probably pretty terrifying thoughbeit
Anonymous No.213418010
>>213416307
I would watch this, sounds fucking kino
Anonymous No.213418021
>>213417908
>still no kinos about a tranny descending into discord induced psychosis and complete social ostracization as he adopts more and more perverted and highly fetishized outward facing behavior
Get A24 on the horn NOW
Anonymous No.213418091
2spooky
Anonymous No.213418142 >>213418193 >>213422104
>>213415299
What IS actually scary stuff though? That's like saying "Just makes games more fun", what does that MEAN?
Anonymous No.213418180
>>213415213 (OP)
rejuvenate all the boomers that made good horror movies back in the day
millennials are fucking retarded
zoomers are gonna be even more shit at it
Anonymous No.213418193 >>213420294
>>213418142
Nothing in a movie is scary after you're 13. That's why they a forced to resort to throwing stuff at the screen and playing loud quick noises to make you jump. It's a passive medium where you just sit back and watch someone else do the work.
Anonymous No.213418366
>>213416490
that ghost or whatever it's supposed to be is too attractive
Anonymous No.213419882
>>213415213 (OP)
What's scary about a dude at home? Its clearly his place because he's got pictures of his family on the wall.
Anonymous No.213420294 >>213420391
>>213418193
Yeah that's why horror books are famously only read by children. Fucking mongoloid.
Anonymous No.213420391
>>213420294
He's right though. People shit on jumpscares, but the build up and payoff actually makes you feel something inside your body. What else is scary? The movie isn't going to convince me ghosts are real or that the spooky man is gonna climb through the screen and get me.
Anonymous No.213420439
>>213415440
Anonymous No.213420569
>>213415213 (OP)
Pay for better Directors
Anonymous No.213420589
>>213415213 (OP)
Force everyone about to make a horror film to watch Eraserhead, A Clockwork Orange style. Repeat the process until they understand how to make the audience uncomfortable.
Anonymous No.213421667
>>213415213 (OP)
I would make it so that monsters start trapping humans with false hope, for example possessed religious guy offers help with spirit problems and tricks the humans into harming each other, only to find out they are being systematically killed and tortured one by one without knowing it. ending with a reveal of the spirit
Anonymous No.213421677
>>213417519
Even wine?
Anonymous No.213421716
>>213415213 (OP)
that curse is nothing against ichigo's 1-2
Anonymous No.213421740
>>213415213 (OP)
OH NO IT'S A WHITE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.213421777 >>213423869 >>213423897
>>213416490
>And subvert popular ideas and do something different with them.
do you even fucking watch horror films. all they have done for the last 20 years is try and outdoor each other at subverting the genre.
Anonymous No.213421800
>>213415440
Wtf
Anonymous No.213421814 >>213423168 >>213423471
>>213415213 (OP)
something that seems funny at first, but is then creepy
Anonymous No.213421916
>>213415440
Tldr?
Anonymous No.213422104
>>213418142
>What IS actually scary stuff though?

When you'll know...you'll know.

Until then you'll just have to...wait.
Anonymous No.213422160
>>213415213 (OP)
Move back to practice effects and clever camera tricks
Anonymous No.213422169
>>213416080
I'm actually surprised early AI pictures weren't full of horror with how many things could go wrong
Anonymous No.213422278 >>213422397
>>213415440
why are there two separate frames of her looking a different direction? they seem identical to me. is that just to fuck with the people who actually look at the frames, and make them ask this exact question? lol
Anonymous No.213422342 >>213422773
>>213415213 (OP)
Make this real with AI. So being in possession of actual cursed art.
Anonymous No.213422397
>>213422278
Anonymous No.213422438
>>213415510
nah he got you two queers
Anonymous No.213422461
horror is one of the only genres that is still doing well
Anonymous No.213422528
>>213415440
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.213422538 >>213424336 >>213424345
>>213417407
>>213415251
Anonymous No.213422555
>>213415213 (OP)
i would listen to it and that's what no one did
Anonymous No.213422773
>>213422342
people in the 80s were so fucking fragile that their "brains crashed" when looking at fractals? come the fuck on now. is this like how people were always fainting in old movies?
Anonymous No.213422970
>>213417519
It’s literally fucking poison and people drink because they don’t want to feel the way they do. It’s not that complicated.
Anonymous No.213423168
>>213421814
you fucker
Anonymous No.213423471
>>213421814
I don't get it. someone explain
Anonymous No.213423869
>>213421777
I've docked thousands faggot. 200 last year in one month. Get on my fucking level. I don't watch horror past the year 2000.
Anonymous No.213423897
>>213421777
>outdoor

Good morning sir!
Anonymous No.213423944
>how do you save the horror genre?
Milk anabelle endlessly by eliminating the owner/caretaker every few years
Anonymous No.213424277
>>213415213 (OP)
make every character a little girl for a greater sense of despair and that they all have violent and graphic deaths
Anonymous No.213424336
>>213417407
>>213422538
I'd watch that
Anonymous No.213424345
>>213422538
I appreciate the effort, but without knowing what SCP is behind the door frankly I can't get scared at all!
Anonymous No.213424552
>>213415213 (OP)
Fund A24 for more bone-chilling, slow-burn, genere-redefining horror films
Anonymous No.213424653
Who gives a fuck. There's nothing to save. Modern filmmakers can't even make a basic creature feature worth a shit anymore.
Anonymous No.213425001 >>213425115 >>213425322 >>213425551 >>213425966
>>213415213 (OP)
I unspookified it
Anonymous No.213425115
>>213425001
He cute
Anonymous No.213425174
>>213415213 (OP)
lol at the cartoon googly eyes out of clipart
Anonymous No.213425206
nothing can compare to the horror of my life
CreepyThinMan No.213425302 >>213425400
>>213415213 (OP)

1: Produce 12 movies a year, cap budgets at 20 million, can't make a good movie with that, tough shit and give it to someone who will.

2: Explain to the filmmakers that if they go one fucking cent over budget they'll be removed from the project and the studio will finish it without their involvement, threaten everyone involved that if they fuck around they will be fired and have a breach of contract lawsuit thrown at them for causing unreasonable issues that affect production.

3: Mandate adaptations of novels, novellas, comics, anything that has a source material that can be adapted.

4: Let Directors make whatever crazy shit they want just as long as they remember Rule 2.

5: Make them for streaming which allows any type of movie to be made with no restrictions, including censorship, but also remembering Rule 2.

6: If you're a streaming service you want to retain and bring in new customers. By having a new movie every month, or every two weeks if you wanted to make 24 per year with the same Rules above, you can keep customers and maybe bring in new ones if the projects are solid and have good word of mouth.

This is what angers me that we should be in a new golden age of Horror cinema but not despite making movies to be easier than ever with digital cameras and equipment.

Of course it all comes down to money and no one willing to focus a streaming service specifically to the Horror genre and, while there have been attempts, no one has ever been able to have one break through into mainstream exposure.

This is why if I had the money I'd have a studio that does 24 movies a year under the conditions mentioned above while I'd buy the rights to Fangoria magazine which is what I'd call my channel FANGORIA, as that doesn't specify one type of movie like calling it The Horror Channel.

Create a website that covers not only the movies we produce but Horror culture in general around the world and print a quarterly magazine like they'd doing now!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213425322
>>213425001
>oh hey, look who finally came out of his cave to join us for Christmas dinner ahaha
>what have you been up to, Anon? Do you have a girlfriend now?
Anonymous No.213425400 >>213426459
>>213425302
Lol didnt read
Anonymous No.213425488
>>213415440
She's in my house! Help me!
Anonymous No.213425551
>>213425001
Are ya winnin', son?
Anonymous No.213425966
>>213425001
Hey kid. Why the long arm?
CreepyThinMan No.213426459
>>213425400
>Lol didnt read

Yes you did otherwise you wouldn't feel compelled to comment but can't add anything to the conversation because you're a dumb cocksucker!!!FACT!!!
Anonymous No.213426618
>>213415213 (OP)
It's been saved
Anonymous No.213426648
>>213415440
The benadryl just kicked in right as I clicked this, thanks buddy.
Anonymous No.213426655
>>213415213 (OP)
We cant agree on what's scary anymore