Thread 213417760

Moments in film and television that always get to you? L

>>213417760 (OP)
haven't thought about that movie in decades.

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>>213417760 (OP)
>>213417865

What the everlucking fuck is Charlottes Web even about? The story males no sense and there is no real conflict. Its just about a fucking spider that types shit out on the web and then fucking dies

>>213417916
She was the first chud, they hated her because she told the truth

charlotte a cute!

>>213417916
It was a lesson in why you don't give names to farm animals.

>>213417916
What's weird is that she writes stuff like "Some pig!" and "What a pig!" and that saves Wilbur. I would be more impressed with the spider.

We read this in second grade. My substitute teacher read the saddest chapter to us and he actually cried at the end.

>>213418128
>crying in front of a bunch of faggot kids
yikes

>>213417760 (OP)
>now in technicolor

>>213418128
my grade 5 teacher read us the silverwing books and she bawled her eyes out at the end of the third one where the dad bat gives his life to his dead kids so they can escape the underworld. tbf it is a very poignant moment but damn she was full-on blubbering

>>213417760 (OP)
>thorax
>antennae
>2 eyes
Not a spider

>>213418217
I can't believe i want to have sex with a tiny spider

God, I wanted to fuck that spider

>>213418369
It's fuckable tho.

>>213417865
i think about it whenever i walk into giant webs around my house at night. i always picture charlotte

>>213418399
>>213418432
>>213418650
Where do you even stick it in a spider? Do they have cloacas or what?

>>213417916
it's about a lonely pig that befriends a spider. the spider spreads some propaganda thorough web-weaving, and all the local townsfolk take her word at face value. turning wilbur into a prize-pig nearly overnight

>>213418905
i think female spiders just lay eggs and it's done

>>213418905
Well figure it out

>>213418905
in their silk hole

SPIDER IS NOT FOR LEWD!

>>213419338
Say what you want but Charlotte had them "fuck me" eyes

I remember there was a movie my family was watching about the vietnam war (I think) and an American soldier had a Vietnamese girl cowering in her hut and was pretending to be nice to her but then it cuts to her stumbling out revealing that he had stabbed her in the stomach

I was like 7 years old and I held it in and went to the backyard to cry where no one could see. Anyone know what movie that was?

/v/ not /tv/ at least until Return to Silent Hill comes out

>>213419451
Or they're loving, maternal eyes.

>>213419338
spiders are good and wholesome

>>213417916
Some Post

>>213418399
>>213418432
Woke Disney won’t draw fuckable spiders anymore

>>213419542
Army Dog

>>213419565
>Return to Silent Hill
hell yeah. not sure what this has to do with spiderts but thanks for bringing it to my attention

>>213419206
There was one Garfield comic where he had a thought bubble wondering what it would be like if he married Arlene and they had three kittens. He concludes that he would be a bad father and walks away from the thought bubble, but the three kittens are still there, and they're crying.

>>213419113
i miss my mom
this kind of shit makes me cry like a baby these days

>>213419986
Deep cut. I thought the Rejected short was hilarious. Didn't think he'd drop something like this on us.

there's a motherfucking Charlotte's Web 2: Wilbur's Great Adventure
it evidently has some farm thot as an MC
how can people be so fucking soulless?

>>213417916
It's about people having their own talents despite not being liked by their appearance. It's about ostracized people being more empathetic, and finally about dying. Now that I think about it, it's a mess.

>>213420337
This actually makes me mad. The book was so beautiful, and it ended on an uplifting note when we see that Wilbur is going to be there for Charlotte's baby spiders. This just looks like an aggressively gratuitous cash grab.

>>213417916
it's about life and death and the cyclic nature of it all

characters who are literally you?

this is me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE4RRKaCifU

>>213417916
The message of the movie is everyone you love will die.

>>213420274
That's part of his charm, finding humor in the crushing struggle of the human condition.

Literally the first movie that taught me the concept of death by just existing to long.
The Secret of NIMH taught me the concept of death by the hands of another.
Society literally does not need to do that anymore with social media.
Kids can just know what death is by TikTok.

>>213420795
people under 21 absolutely should not be using social media
hell, people over 21 shouldn't either

>>213420835
I do agree KIDS should not use social media because of creeps and bad intention from others. I do however feel social media is required to reach other to people who are like minded. It is a double edge sword and the wealthy and powerful should not have a monopoly on information.

>>213420697
>Bergstrom
>Berg

>>213421016
Nothing gets past this guy!

>>213420349
You think that's a mess? You think THAT'S a mess? Buddy, LIFE is a mess. There ARE multiple themes and feelings that arise that we all have to deal with. Pig nature, human nature, farm nature. Yes, there is an uneven distribution of talent and beauty. Empathy and ostracization are facts of the world. Spiders are feared and hated while caring for the downtrodden. An orphan owes his life to a monster. A farmer, a man who spends his life slaughtering livestock, spares a pig because he reads it's "terrific". A little girl learns what a farm is all about. An obnoxious rat grows obese, but everyone who has had to put up with his SHIT still shows concern for his health! He says "Who wants to live forever". Hundreds of people go to a fair, and NOT ONE of them know that a dying gray spider played the most important role of all, and not a single person, animal or man, is with her when she dies. Summer ends, fall begins, eggs hatch, life begins again. If YOU think all that together in one Early Reader book, is a mess, then YOU can't handle the mess we live in, and what the FUCK are you doing in a Charlotte's Web thread?

OUTTA MAH WAY, FUCKING SHITS
*emotionally destroys 3rd grade you*

OH WAIT, THIS ISN'T /lit/, LEMME BACK UP A SECOND (ALL OVER YOUR PROTECTED SENSE OF HAPPINESS)

THAT DIDN'T BREAK EM'?
TIME FOR SOME STRONGER STUFF

DEAD DOG MOVIES ALL AROUND

Did they ever give us the POV of the bugs she ate? All the animals are talking, why wouldn't her prey talk too? Did we ever get the POV of the person that her brood lands on? Was that last one on Robot Chicken? Am I seriously that bereft of creativity that I mistook a Robot Chicken sketch as my own idea? You know that feeling when you find a new rock bottom to your depression?

>>213417916
It's essentially for kids their first existential dread story is what I would call it.

>>213419113
>and that's all I have to say about that
>saves the big sad crying scene for when he's mourning his whore bitch girlfriend
lol

>>213417760 (OP)
I’d fuck that spider.

>>213421702
After a while the rock bottom becomes the norm and you forget what it means to be you. Fuckin faggit.

>>213421702
This dude wants a pov of a little defenceless creature getting embraced and killed by an attractive spider with fuck me eyes.