Thread 213417822

>Bobby breaks up with the busty horny alt girl obsessed with him
>for the ugly girl-next-door oneitis that friendzoned him and loves cuckolding
This was sickening, revolting, disgusting. I can't believe they would write something this degrading.

>>213417822 (OP)
yeah but its realistic, innit?

>>213417822 (OP)
>I can't believe they would write something this degrading
You should if youve ever watched anything by Mike Judge. Everything the man makes has cucking in it. Its clearly his fetish. I don't know why I never see anyone mention it.

>>213417822 (OP)
it's the white man culture to settle for used up holes. You wouldn't understand, baldesh

>>213418291
Elaborate

>>213418829
Off the top of my head, Peter imagining Lumbergh having sex with Joanna

>>213418829
John Redcorn

>>213417822 (OP)
Don't remember any girl having interest in Bobby. I remember 2 episodes where girls use him though. Are you sure you didn't miss some plot?

>>213418829
In Extract Jason Batemans character tries to get his wife to cuck him so he can have a reason to hook up with some other girl. In Idiocracy Luke Wilson ends up with an actual whore. The entire character arc of Dale in KoTH.

>>213417822 (OP)
>Willow
>Sad looking middest of mid tits
>dyed and buzzed hair the red flags of a bad relationship
>homeless and digs through garbage
>vegan
>shit on an office desk and not a toilet which is indian behavior
Other than having a dad that played for the Cowboys, Willow is low tier compared to Connie

Told you

>>213417822 (OP)
Tbf, she was Luanne tier of ditzy. Plus the shitting on the desk was insane. But she bonded with his dad, which is a huge green flag if your dad is Hank Hill. So it evens out

>>213419106
>>213418969
>>213418885
Ok I could only think of John redcorn but I consneed

>>213419197
Uh, when did you do that??

>>213419151
>shit on an office desk
Jerry jones deserves it
>vegan
Can be fixed
>dyed and buzzed hair
Orange flag that pales in comparison to sleeping around in an open relationship. Lots of hippies are wholesome
>homeless
Unsubstantiated
>digs through garbage
and uses it to run a successful business
>Sad looking middest of mid tits
have sex
>low tier compared to Connie
Connie is an actual whore and also a dog faced jungle monkey, and race mixing is wrong. Willow obviously leans more based because a) her dad was a cowboy and b) she makes fun of polyamory

In conclusion, Willow best girl

>>213419738
They also have way more in common. Both ditched college and pursued doing what they like, even if it means being underachievers and low- status. Meanwhile, Connie burning herself out double majoring in something she doesn't like, and probably doesn't have an aptitude for it. She will likely pursue masters too, because she will always chase status and try to please her parents. She will eventually feel like Bobby is dragging her down and will trade up for a guy she thinks on her level.

>>213420257
Clearly. I don't know if they wrote it this way, or if it was just the VAs, or if it's a setup for a reunion, but Bobby and her just have natural chemistry that feels good, while every conversation between Connie and Bobby scenes sounds just as contrived, awkward, and weird as they did when they were written as an awkward tween romance that was destined to fail in the first run.

She let Chane sleep around because she didn't love him. It's explicit that she wasn't fucking anybody. They talked about it

>>213419106
Not to mention Beavis and Butthead constantly have some dudes show up and nab girls they're trying to score with

>>213417822 (OP)
Judaic Programming to make fat nerdy whites guy get with asian women and have ugly pathetic hapa babies

>>213420602
I read in one of new KoTH threads that Willow comes back and she is pregnant. Idk if that was shitpost. I think writers will just push for the nice guy gets his oneitis in the end, unfortunately. I could agree if Connie had at least had some character growth during the time skip. But it seems the only one who changed was Bobby. For his stats and background, he is the most successful character in the show.

>>213420925
Asian woman spam threads are truly the most bizarre piece of content on this site

>>213417822 (OP)
Pic related is from the ketemine episode

>>213422369
>The new episode where one of Bobby's line cooks gets him into the party scene and the rave girl that fucks him gives him fent laced ecstacy and Hank sobs over his narrow urethra miracle son in the ER while he's ODing
I missed that it was a callback, I totally forgot the ket arc in the later seasons of the og run.