HOH: Mickey
Noms: Jimmy, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu
Powers:
- Zach 10k bribe
previously on /bb/:
>>213412751
ropes is livid
ashley's retardation finally caught up to her
Did Jocasta and Devin actually have sex on BB16?
>>213418433 (OP)Who do you guys think is gonna win this season? i know it's too early to tell but im guessing zach
>>213418560The one and only
>>213418560if jimmy leaves this week, I'm locking in vinnie as the winner
if jimmy stays, I'm leaning towards zach
>>213418521mirin the hammies tho
>>213418521mmmmmnnn
shame about her being cray cray
Twitter is turning on Ava. I think itโs something she said about Ashley? I donโt get why they all fucking love Ashley so much and think sheโs being bullied
mickey and morgan telling whoever is subleasing ashley's apartment to start packing cause shes coming home early kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lgWtTfcAN8
All you zaesty anons pop yo' bussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All the zaesty anons pop yo' bussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good
Suck this bussy just like you should, right now
Lick it good
Suck this bussy just like you should, my neck, my back
Lick my bussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my bussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my bussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my bussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my bussy and my crack
First you gotta put yo' neck into it
Ah don't stop, just do it, do it
Then, you roll your tongue
From the, crack back to the front
Then ya, suck it all 'til I shake and cum nigga
Make sure I keep bustin' nuts nigga
All over yo' face and stuff
Slow head show me so much love
The best head comes from a vanilla thug
The dick good, thick big and long
Slow thumpin' 'til the crack of dawn
On the X, makin' faces and stuff
Through the night, makin' so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up
So lick it now, lick it good
Lick this bussy just like you should, c'mon
>>213418560bhg
b - zach
h - king
g - zach
>>213418560I'd say Zach. He's impressed me the most.
while nobody is targeting zach his game is weak sauce. he loses sitting next to anyone except lauren or kat. he is a follower and pulling no strings
Zach feels like he was made in a lab to win BB 2025
>handsome
>strong athlete
>good social game
>no mental illnesses or neurosis to blow up his game
>hapa so gets the DEI pass
>religious so appeases the christian mom audience at the same time
>>2134187402 of those things can help you win big brother
>>213418732?
Zach wins next to literally anyone except maybe Won't
>>213418732To be fair if he makes it to the end, he will had to have made moves.
>>213418763yeah and as of week four he hasnt done shit except let vince run the house
>>213418774name one game move he has orchestrated
>>213418778like big mak moves?
>>213418774Vince should easily beat Zach but it all depends on his jury management as he can easily get paul'd too
>>213418798I can't see anybody dragging him to the end.
>>213418560If Jimmy actually leaves I think Mickey had a decent shot unfortunately. If he stays itโs gonna be Zach I think
>>213418821nobody dragged big mak anywhere if thats what you are implying
>>213418855No I am implying he will be in jury unless he makes moves.
>>213418656only crack i'm licking back to front is palomas; maybe lauren if she didn't wash her crack for a few days
>>213418732eh he told mickey about rylie coming after her and she used her power. he told rylie that ashley had the secret power because he didn't want rylie to stay hoh. He has been telling morgan for a while now that jimmy can't be trusted. He has dick misted ashley and morgan. if he voted for adrian last week mickey would've put him up this week. he's athletic and has a good social game. he also has the ability to save himself with the 10k AND he hasnt told anyone showing that he's not retarded to tell anyone like quinn was last season
>>213418887making moves will prevent someone from making jury? making jury assures you make it to F2? you lost me
rachel sure does talk alot about brendan considering he's having the time of his life with all laurens within a 25 mile radius
>>213418932giving him credit for tard modes retardation is kind of reaching. if anything keanu had more to do with that than zach.
backyard open. no endurance this week?
>>213419073nope its forrsure the knockout hoh comp. the one angela won last year & quinn eventually took over where bitch boy went home
demonicbros it isnt looking good right now
>>213419014She talks more about her husband than she does her own kids, its kinda weird
>>213419189Your spouse should be #1 in your life.
>>213419218This was the mentality that turned my parents against me and my sister
>we're a team and they're a prisoner in our home
is it ok that ava has more hair on her legs than zach?
>>213419253It wasn't that mentality that was the issue. Sounds like somebody has mental issues.
>>213418732be fucking forreal kek
weak sauce compared to fucking whom???
>simp and kat literally started playing the game this week>everyone hates kelley and keanu and they're most likely goats>ava and will are non-entities>rachel isn't making final 2>ash and ropehead are getting cut before then too>morgan can be easily painted as being zach's (and vince's) henchwomanonly person I can see him lose to is vince but he's shown that he's not stupid and wouldn't take him to final 2. I think he knows lauren is his ideal f2
>>213419177she'll prevail
>>213419287Yeah my meglomanical boomer parents who stole my childhood
>>213419286NO
asian men need more body hair
>>213419306rylie beats him, if kelley and keanu make it to the end it will be a helluva a fight and rags to riches story. you just eliminated the entire rest of the house except jimmy but remind me again how his is good looking and athletic.
>>213419014that nigga always had sugar in his tank & was a friend of dorthoys lets be forreal
>>213419349ainu japs have lots of body hair
>>213419411you almost exceeded your n-bomb limit for today anon. watch it
>>213419411>>213419483Whoa I forgot about this, a certified zest bandit
whats with ropes obsession with peaches?
>>213419568She's from Georgia
i could not lay on the hammock with 2 peoples feet in my face like that
These people are so delusional
vince and rachel have been in that have not room for a minute now. thats the longest ive seem them together
>>213419634Having two sets of feet to your direct left and right is "crazy work" as the kids say
>>213419648they are meeting each other for the first time
>>213419666Really just meant Morgan
>>213419648Well over an hour
>>213419683what did she say?
ashley is 4th wheeling so hard. they want her to leave so bad
>>213419683Hohitis by proxy is pretty funny
>>213419742Pretty sure she does that on purpose.
lmao what is that bottom cake decoration
>>213419790a portrait kek
>>213419831oh ok i see it now
>>213419831oh shit, it is better than I would have guessed.
>>213419573bro stop or i'm timing you out. african americans are born with episodic dyscontrol syndrome aka EDS. It's not their fault they are impulsively aggressive. I want you to think about your n-bomb before you drop it, since some members of the bomb squad are starting to find you sketchy, anon.
they're talking about chicken procedure again
>Plant butter
So margarine?
guess vince did some good work with rachel. jimmy and her think they might have vinces vote
>i know we have ava
>i know we have ashley
>i know we have you(rachel)
>im leaning we have vince
>i feel really good with lauren
>and i know we have keanu
>>213419916is jimmy safe?
>episodic dyscontrol syndrome
Kek
>>213419950i think jimmy is boned if he doesnt win block buster
ava isnt keeping him
vince isnt keeping him
i dont think keanu is keeping him
lauren isnt keeping him
This Kirsten girl apparently said people use religion as a strategy and scapegoat in the game which of course describes Chelsie.
>>213419950He's in a Tucker position where its do or die
>>213419996>support rhap or support chelsie
>>213419996Dont post this bl*ck cunt and her shitty tweets here
>>213420032we love chelsie here
>>213420055Bible thumping nigger cunt
Reddit sisters ava mentioned you
Reminder: Tucker was & is a fent zombie who spent his 75k winnings on stepped on nigger crack
>>213420087Kek looks like she was tribbed by a pink dragon
kelley put on a fancy dress
>>213420094who made the kelley face one?
>>213420140does not help her titties
now lets see the behind
Virginia Beach is a shithole
>>213420187i think maybe ava did? kelley helped it sounded like
did ropes just say she is taking her ropes out??
>>213420229kelley helped with the 30 one. ava made sure everyone knows she did the other one all by herself kek
>>213420094pretty good job
poor kelley. barely anyone is talking to her at her own birthday party
>>213420275Ava was seething
pretty brutal to be on the block for your birthday kek
>>213420293and nobody even bothered to bring their +1.
>I am overjoyed to be spending my birthday fucking rylie
>giggles
cmon bb give them some booze at least
If Lauren is still here in 3 weeks they'll be celebrating hers which will mog this one to hell lmao
>this one is flat too
big mak would be seething she was anal about the 2 litres
kek you can tell most of them dont like what they are eating. keanu and vinces face
>Aug 24
Lauren has the same birthday as Vince McMahon
>somebody on live do a shot for us
>>213420406kelley is adding salt
hats
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>>213420406kelley just added a ton of salt to hers kek. i think earlier jimmy said it was mushroom pasta
kek kelley just quoted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-cavEKkirc
Do these people even know what memes are?
>>213420433all this TLP can think about is getting stuffed just like in her good old days at LSU
morgan is trying to figure out a way to spin this into being about herself
Everyone's pretending to listen to Kelley's story except for Ava, what a bitch
>>213420503You should lecture them on what memes are while they try to celebrate, just totally kill the vibe
>>213420511These are fly by quotations kelly said that but the lauren picture was next up
>>213420531she never shuts the fuck up, it's pretty amazing
>>213420540It would have to be through production which I will only do when important I can't mic in to the house
why does he never take off the beanie?
nobody went back for seconds and rylie is clearing the plates
>>213420592it covers his exposed brain
>>213420536ava is the one i would absolutely hate irl and wouldn't be able to hide it
>>213420629Who cooked and what did they cook? It looked like shredded chicken
>>213420672rachel and jimmy. vegan mushroom pasta
Ava's a bit of a cunt I'm sorry
>>213420672jimmy cooked some pasta mushroom dish, rachel helped. lauren and ava cooked the cookie cake? ava did the portrait
>>213420693No wonder twitter loves her
was it will who was complaining about ava's eating earlier? lmao she is inches from his face really grossing it up
>>213420696rachel can't cook and brennan has noted it on his ig before
>>213420693>>213420706twitter is turning against her for the ashley comments. i think it's stranger that she hates kelley so much.
>>213420406Who cooked tonight
>>213420739She should shave her armpits and fix her shitty little attitude
>>213420696i think he just mixed pasta with cream of mushroom soup
>>213420739>i think it's stranger that she hates kelley so much.it seems to be from that first week where kelley was going around saying random shit about peoples game in front of other people
>i see you ava, you're playing that long gameand from that ava did not fuck with kelley
>>213420739kelly made an offhand comment in passing week one. The jews rarely forgive grudges over the smallest of things even though they need to for the world to heal.
>>213420739kelley is authentic and an actually interesting person who ava looks down on for living in flyover land, while ava is a try hard poser bitch living in nyc.
>>213420774chewing with her mouth wide open again kek
>>213420787thats hilarious
lauren is the only one having fun. it reminds her of when she was a child (2 weeks ago)
cake
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vinny did not look like he wanted to eat this cake. he just sat and stared at it in his hand for like 15 seconds
>>213420935I felt every one of those slow chews of pain
>>213420935i think he wanted a piece with less frosting and was afraid to just wipe it off
NOT THE BB BLOCKBUSTER AHHHH
what if Ava and Kelley's boyfriends became BFFs
Ashley just goes straight to the bathroom, doesn't even put her plate in the sink, helps out for approximately zero seconds kek
>>213420800She's catholic
She even does the sign of the cross pretty often
>>213420977she went around the table collecting everyones desert plate
>>213420977NOT Ashley's problem.
And more 77s for Ash.
kelley will win the arena
>>213420977mhmm why would our queen do anything for these terrible people who bully her
>>213421004How much time did she spent rinsing them off
>>213418521morgan is body-ody
BB12 Rachel would've shouted LIBATIONS!!! at the sight of booze in the storage room
they got booze again, nice. kelley got hooked up
RYLIE IS GONNA GET SOME TONIGHT
drunken fight between rope and ash tonight incoming
>>213421113they skimped on ashleys white wine
The BY is such a vibe at daybreak, beautiful scenery outside
well i guess they aren't doing the wall since the yard is open, right?
does kelley not drink alcohol?
>>213421179Nah, Jews don't do the sign of the cross
>>213421188oh nm i see she has a seltzer
>>213420993There is no way Ava is Catholic. She does palm reading and astrology bullshit.
My mom pours it up nearly halfway lmao, that ain't no big glass
>>213421210They do in some situations
>>213420993Anyone have that webm where Ava is rolling her eyes when everyone joins their hands for prayer before dinner? Think it happened last week, trying to find it on twitter
>>213421108>>213421218I really don't see her as anything but a sped chick now
They're saying if Kat gets two glasses of wine she will kiss Rylie today
>>213421179>>213421237She said last week that she's 60% Irish 40% Italian
>>213421265Her cognitive abilities seem to be above average.
Amy Winehouse died of alcohol poisoning and she was a tiny little thing, how much wine do you need to drink to kill you
jew racism is so forced, they always just look and act like regular white people to me
>>213421310That doesn't make you Christian or Catholic. She was mocking Jesus the other day,
>>21342131317 on the ACT begs to differ
>>213421343She was also emaciated from chronic drug abuse
you're crazy if you think ava gives a shit about any religion
>>213421343She drank the equivalent of like 4 litres of vodka the night she died
>>213421343you'd probably throw up before you could drink enough wine to kill you
>morgan: im not gonna lie, it was just noodles and spinach
>where were the mushrooms
booze
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morgan and mickey bitching about the pasta now having enough mushrooms in it
>i'm gonna have to make a whole ass meal now
>>213421405kek you could tell they all hated it
I still cannot believe we went from ropehead taking over simp's hoh and landed here with jimmy on the block and ashley being the next person to go next week
>>21342135919 is the median ACT score
why do homosexuals suck at everything they do
morgan: did you see that nobody thanked the chefs?
mickey: no, because it was terrible
who cooked besides jimmy?
>>213421456Was it Jimmy's revenge for being put on the block?
>>213421451Some of the greatest men in history were gay. Alan Turing, Oscar Wilde, Michelangelo
>kelley i know its your birthday but you need to go home
>you arent even deserving of all this
lol mickey you salty bitch
morgan is already buzzed you can tell she is already talking different kek
>>213421446i've been professionally tested by a licensed psychiatrist and my iq is only 112.
I got a 31 without studying and smoked a a blunt the morning of
lauren is retarded
damn, mickey is shitting on kelley and saying that she doesn't even deserve all the birthday celebrations because she "stirs shit up"
she's basically saying that people are being fake by being nice to kelley for her birthday
>>213421501damnnnnn mickey is mean af
bitch you not in power next week better cook your ass down
>>213421485>they're gay because my LGBTQ professor spread a rumor about itOscar Wilde was gay but he's not even a top 20 writer in his own language
here we go with motormouth on another spiral
this cast is great. feels kinda old school bb.
oh no morgan. dont tell mickey she is connected to everyone
>>213421525She'll be the most humble coon next week, cooking dinner every night
>I'm cool with people
Apparently Kelley isn't even a person :(
kelley having a birthday hot tub dip (:
>>213420400she might even lose her virginity
>>213421601lmao nobody tell him
when morgan and mickey turn on each other its going to be glorious
>>213421601>Alpha Phi Bro.
>>213421598this got me rock hard.
>>213421580what's the context here? i don't understand
why do miserable bitches hate kelley so much?
Why does this thread hate Lauren so much again?
Sure her hoh was shitty, but so were every other hoh so far
Is it just jealous faggots and femcels?
>>213421651because kelleyโs soul is full of love and life. the bitches in hoh are full of hate and death.
>>213421630this will be the most important event of the season
the civil war is brewing
>>213421598rare kelley belly
>>213421646Micky was shit talking Kelley. Then later talks about how she is cool with all the people in the house.
>>213419306zach takes lauren to final 2 and loses to a bitter jury
>>213421668Why would anyone be jealous of some mediocre-looking bitch with zero tits and ass?
kek mickey and morgan talking about how they will be winning all the upcoming HOHs
>>213421668its the same 2 people. im not an incel so pretty females existing dont make me seethe
>>213421668why do you care?
>>213421722Ah, ok
So it was that
Pretty grim
ashley passed the fuck out
kek a glass of wine and ashley is out
>>213421668It's funny to laugh at her and makes the thread simps (you) seethe
>>213420812Won't be skipping prayer
>>213421737the lauren seether is one guy
the hags in hoh are miserable cunts and are crashing their games in real time
ashley is the type of girl who gets roofied
>>213421668Are you serious? She's furniture who's taken a spot from another potentially entertaining hg.
Does Morgan not realize that Vinny and Zach have always voted together?
they're saying Ava needs to go early in jury or else she will win the entire thing
>>213421668I "like" her but her simps are annoying coprophilic pedos
Morgan is a GAMERโข
She knows all about strategy
Morgan codeswitches hard when shes not around Mickey. Turns into quirk chungus
>>213421838Girl, is that why she is wearing headphones while having a conversation?
ick
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Morgan said if Kelley asked why she didn't spend any time outside she would say "i'm not being fake" or something like that
>>213421668She should have been cast on Love on the Spectrum rather than BB.
>>213421859did these bitches forget that they're on tv now lol
>>213421521ropeheads a bitch!
As a /wontbro/, I hope the people joking about "tasty poop" are under 19 years old. It would be pretty pathetic otherwise. Just as Papa Won't says, I won't be laughing at these stupid fart jokes.
kek, I think I want Jimmy to stay. It will be funny to see Mickey's and Morgan's reactions
>>213421894tasty poop posters need to be launched into the sun. i don't mind poop humor but this was never funny
does the pluto tv theme sound melancholic or glamorous?
>>213421850>Morgan codeswitchesI'm not sure what this means but it must be something black people immediately notice?
>>213421920She plays up the ghetto talk at times.
the Pluto ads are fucking nuts tonight
Morgan was probably a popular meangirl that all the boys wanted, but in her 30s being a spiteful vapid bitch isn't cute.
Mickey is gonna make food now just to show people that she didn't like dinner
>>213421968MUH PERFECT SOCIAL GAME
>>213421947yeah, it feels like they increased their occurrence.
>>213421954she still has trauma about popular highschool girls so I doubt it
>>213421954Idk man, she didn't look that good on the younger pictures some anons posted here, not bad either. But definitely not "popular meangirl" good
weโre so close to a fight breaking out
>>213422009She has even mentioned on the feeds how beautiful her eyebrows were back then
>>213422036GIVE THEM MORE ALCOHOL
>>213422004she's shown that she can self delude with revisionist history. I'm guess her victimhood stories aren't true.
>>213421954The reason she's acting like this now is because she never got to in High school and this is her chance
was it just me or were Mickey and Morgan getting snippy by the pool table? I couldn't hear over the annoying screams
>>213422050True, she is a beautiful woman now!
>>213422050that's almost more pathetic
>>213422028wish i was in that hot tub if you know what im saying
>>213422075Please go into more detail. I don't understand
>>213418433 (OP)is that literal dog shit sprinkled on top?
>>213422045she's got apostrophes
>ava took her glass of wine to bed
>wanted to drink alone
My sisters are Mickey and Morgan's age and they are the exact same way. Childless joyless fun killers who even make their dogs depressed
>>213422125no, it's human shit
>>213422117nah, it's mirrored
when you walk in the kitchen is on the right
>>213422117The gym has a small connecting corridor with a corner to the hallway, they showed it yesterday
need chaos ash to troll mickey and morgan and start a fight
>>213422117Seriously? you're just going to censor their name after the hard work they went through?
>>213422045She had some work done on her nose or is this just make up trickery?
>>213422117>>213422184ye picrel is hallway. isn't there an upstairs dr too
>>213422206He nose does look thinner here:
>>213422071
>>213422190it's super easy to reverse image search
>>213422206>>213422240Looks like a combo of makeup and time to me.
>>213422190I've created things that had a much bigger reach than the entire international BB community put together and haven't felt the need to watermark once. Cry about it faggot.
>>213422184the gym is the old have-not room right?
>>213422254Yeah, looking at her on the feeds, it looks similar to college.
why is lauren called tight little piece when she's clearly been ran through while she was at LSU
she should be called LLP (loose little piece)
>>213422275pretty sure so it has that hallway going into it and why people can talk freely in there. i think the new have not room was the flower room last year
I'm an extremely sappy drunk, especially if I'm around family or childhood friends
>>213422117The gym doesn't have the hallway leading to it or the entrance to the production suite within the hallway
they're gonna get yelled at for all the backflip talk. rylie looks like he's ready to do one
>>213422320shit, I posted the wrong floor plan, try this
based Ashley has arrived to the convo
>>213422302Her crippling autism probably scared all the boys off. She's probably dated men like Vinny exclusively since she was 16 which is why she's so comfortable with him.
>>213422117i miss the old house brehs
Morgon is getting zach lit to seduce him
>Zach peacocking about how much he drinks
Red flag
>>213422391Autism isn't real
>>213422404bro is 230lbs, he's gonna need the whole bottle
>>213422402me on the right
>>213422424One bottle of wine is 1 serving
>>213422416how christian of him
>>213422423yes, we should all listen to big mak poop eater on his thoughts about autism.
>>213422391>Lauren>AutismHaving the personality of a retarded Valley Girl isn't autism.
>>213422453The Good Boy mask is slipping...
>>213422302liquid lauren poop?
>>213422304the flower room was the have not room for years before they added the upstairs room. for bb18/BBOTT it was the back bedroom/train room
>>213422416i can drink way more than him
>>213422453christians can't drink?
>>213422470retarded zoomers think everything is autism
oh good rachel is even more annoying when she drinks
that cackle
>>213422484yes, are you thinking of muslims and mormans?
Rachel gets so offended nobody watched her decade old season
Mickey is becoming a feed killer for me
>>213422470Every summer anons in here call most of the houseguest autistic
It's a tradition
>>213422484Ephesians 5:18
>>213422537i get it she wishes there was a hoard of fangays for her
>>213422484i think its more the volume he might drink because its like gluttonous
>Have a cast of 16 people of different identities
>If you target HG 1 you're racist against blacks
>If you target HG 2 you're racist against asians
>If you target HG 3 you're homophobic
>If you target HG 4 you're mysoginistic
>Continue all the way down til 16
Why don't they just do away with diversity?
Katherine is saying she doesn't even know if her dad is dating someone right now and has been married multiple times. Who the fuck was that lady posing as her step mom online?
>>213422537You don't even need to see her seasons. You just have to call her a legend/celebrity & it's enough.
>>213422587Her mom's wife
>>213422587Probably some random internet schizo
>>213422596Nothing about her seems legendary
>>213422513it wouldnt surprise me if 90% of current bb fans havent seen a season before 16
>>213422587maybe an ex-stepmom?
>>213422639Her tits used to be pretty nice
Looks like she took them out or something because they look much flatter now, and implants don't shrink
>>213422575if you dont spend all day seething at twitter posts by literal whos you wouldnt have to care
its on you
Oh dude scooby snacks are nasty you gotta spit those out
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>>213422366i think another door is missin in that airlock thing
>>213422750yep theres actually 4 doors
1 to enter hall and 1 to enter HN room
there are 2 doors on either side of the hallway for production to cross to the other side. they lock people in the HN room when production uses it. HGs have talked about hearing them. recently, last season or 25 there was a shot on the feeds of some random production guy in there when they forgot to lock the HN and someone stepped into the lock