Thread 213422711

HOH: Mickey
Noms: Jimmy, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu

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previously on /bb/: >>213418433

LAUREN IS RUNNING THIS HOUSE

>>213422711 (OP)
>kelley go home
>you dont even deserve all this with how you stir up the house

Lauren's poop is tasty

>>213422748
>mhmmm

>Rylie and Kat
Cute showmance, blossoming abusive relationship, or somewhere in between?

>>213422764
Why not both?

Cute!

>>213422764
he seemed like a toxic controlling psycho but then Kat saw how big his dick is so now idk

how hard would he dominate if he was on this season?

>>213422764
he's going to plant his seed in her and disappear into the night

wait i thought morgan's plan was not to hang outside much to stick it to kelley's celebration?

Morgan wants to be the center of attention so bad

>>213422791
You know those are not mutually exclusive, right?

>>213422864
kats gonna be walking bowlegged

>>213422866
that's the group

>>213422863
Yes they are

>>213422777
>>213422823
Comp wise, he'd be solid. Game-wise, he'd retardedly follow around Mickey/Morgan even after getting blindsided by them.

Gay-asp

Sorry faggo- I mean Jimmy, you gotta go

>>213422886
kats gonna be walking like post-LSU lauren

>>213422863
at this point it's entirely Kat's decision if she wants to jump into the deep end with him

>let’s not curse so much
who fucking cares

>>213422891
Jag would be bros with Zach

Morgan is such a bitter bitch kek

kek classic rachel trying to piss off morgan and mickey by being obnoxious

>>213422930
Devin's daughter

>>213422895
>>213422918

rachel is so fucking annoying

glad she's pissing everyone off, they're 100% targeting her ass next week

>>213422978
nice thats so body-ody

>>213422930
Kek did someone really say that? Are they in grade school?

cameraman ONE MILLION percent has a thing for Kelley, I can tell by how he moves the camera

kelly in bikini

>>213423010
He's just like me frfr

wobble wobble

>>213422895
>>213422918
>>213422978
DELECTABLE LAUREN PITS

>>213422978
kek what was she doing?

>>213423031
>lauren after taking 12 dicks

>>213422978
forgot zoom

>>213423020
i dont think black women are attractive but if ashley made this face and squirted while i eat her out I'd eat her out 20 times a day

kelley has a duck tattoo on the side of her belly

Some bitch in high school wore the same dress as Morgan to junior prom. Morgan isn't still bitter or anything, though.

Morgan being fake as fuck with Kelley now and saying "of course i would hang on your birthday. obviously i couldn't have but i wouldn't do that"

>>213423059
enhance

MORGAN IS DOWN

Half a beer wouldn't do a thing to me. I'd rather just teetotal in the house & let everyone else get drunk & sloppy with details.

>>213423048
lauren after taking 12 12 inch dicks*

>>213423046
Making me coom

>>213422777
>>213422888
>>213423000
aaaa check'd

kelly just took a shit on the shower floor

>>213423073
Syndrome?

tornado sex with lauren

>>213423109
poop obsessed lauren/makfag hands typed this

morgan trying her hardest to make everything about her

Alright grod it seems like the houseguests are primed for round two of alcohol

rachel's screeching voice makes me want to punch my monitor

Lauren is so body-ody

morgan manhandling vince

>>213423180
>zach look how strong i am

>>213423180
he 1 hundo p gets thrown around and pegged

mickey has a fat ass

>>213423171
>>213423154
>>213423126
>>213423048
>>213423038
>>213423031
Can you two virgins go masturbate? These posts are garbage

>>213423211
Seethe harder, faggot

>>213423211
we call it goonin, unc

>>213423211
first season I see

>>213423211
there's nothing happening
but lauren is body-ody

i hate this theatre kid bullshit

>>213423269
IT'S THE WORST

from last thread. here is a better shot of the HN hall. you can see both production doors on either side

can't wait till the hag and fag are gone

>>213423269
at least they’re not making a song

>>213423301
you and me both brother

>>213423296
are mak and leah friends?

>>213423285
did or can you get morgan falling over the couch?

>>213423285
she could rape him

They should have a season with only hags so these retarded lauren pedos stop filling threads with schlock

>>213423296
They accidentally showed a member of production in this hall during BB25

>>213423321
yes

>>213423321
yeah and they fuck each other

>>213423321
No. Maybe they used to be but Chelsie DEI mindraped the whiteys into eliminating each other.

>>213423231
>>213423233
Lauren needs a skimpy punishment outfit

>>213423342
yeah i looked for the cap and i guess i never saved it

>>213423337
>she’s only 21 years old you sick fuck

>>213423349
lil leah and big mak <33

body-ody

>>213423285
how many calories does he live off of?

>>213423324
missed that

>>213423403
ah ok thanks for the other clip

>>213423404
MASTERMIND ACCOMPLICE!

>>213423386
21 years old with the personality of a 12 year old.
"Ummm I don't know" shouldn't be 80% of the words used by a 21 year old without an intellectual disability.
Just accept being a pedo that likes retarded pedobait girls. It's not illegal to be a pedo.

jince
vimmy
or
jincenzo

>>213423450
meds NOW

>>213423392
I loved when they would do that

>>213423450
>plagiarizing elliebait and using it in /bb/

>>213423459
Jinzos Italian brother who cant be effected by spell cards

>>213423487
Elliepedos and Laurenpedos are the same people. you're mad that you got called out twice.

>>213423485
based izzy pit

is vince going to cuck and keep jimmy?

>>213423485
whoa nice whos snatch is this?

>>213423485
Whose is that? I feel like Ava's should be hairier

Do we think Vince is enough of a pussy to vote for Jimmy to stay

>>213423518
lol at least you don't even try denying it

>>213423546
im sure morgan will talk at him about solidifying votes against jimmy

>>213423557
>has a pattern of obsessing over barely legal teens that do not act like legal adults
>is the first person to bring up that this is a pattern of behavior they have, and that they personally select for young girls that act younger than they are
Do you have a humiliation fetish?

huh, south dakota does have two time zone

>>213423546
Vince knows Jimmy is a number for Rachel and Rachel is targeting him. He'll happily vote him out Jimmy.

>>213423557
Mega sexo off the charts!

rytard pissed his pants

can a gook drop in?

>>213423546
i'd consider it to maybe try to build a bridge with rachel. bitch holds grudges like crazy though so there wouldn't be much benefit to it

>>213423678
again?

>>213423528
i dont think so. that looked like a cheese eating smile when he was saying he was keeping him

>>213423643
yeah, it's one several "east river" and "west river" divides within the state

>>213423557
Why you simp over this retarded surfboard, I will never understand.

>Gamer Gurl: "When the game is gaming we're gaming"
what did she mean by this?

>>213423699
LETS GOOOO!!!

>>213423699
cookoutbros...

>>213423699
every season will have an unbreakable cookout alliance they said

>>213423685
no fuck off with that nontent bitch

>>213423711
someone might be getting a vasectomy!
hopefully not tho because ashley needs to stay

looks like Kylie is doing scratch off lottery tickets in the storage room

>>213423783
kek

>>213423643
I live here and didn't even know that. afaik the western part of the state is mostly Indian reserves

rachel, ashley, jimmy turning their seethe on morgan

F

>>213423820
the rat poison worked!

>>213423819
>baby we're gonna hit that 5k this time, i know it

vince is in danger if ash or rachel win hoh

Kat says you shouldn't take Ibuprofen with alcohol but I heard her say a couple weeks ago that she typically takes 3-4 Advils a day.

>>213423820
NOOOOOO VINCENZO

*SNIFF*

>>213423759
there has never been an Ashley, she's basically a rich white girl with black skin

Everyone who has Vince/Rope/Morgan figured out is either a nominee or house target

>>213423859
An oreo

>>213423842
Are you telling me I watched the entirety of that hour and a half long talk with them for nothing

>>213423811
um, Rapid City and the Black Hills are there

>>213423844
>3-4 Advils a day.
bruh why, shit is bad for your kidneys

>>213423820
ZACH! GET OVER THERE AND PERFORM CPR!

>>213423859
jocasta?

>Jimmy to Ashley: Zach told me if he won HoH he was putting you up
>Ashley: I don't believe that
kek

>>213423919
she really doesnt believe it

>>213423919
ahahahaha she is so clueless, she has no idea zach hates her

>>213423842
they will definitely put him up but i'm not so sure about him getting voted out

>jimmy wins blockbuster
>kelley leaves
:(

>>213423919
Ashley go ask Zach! Tell him Jimmy said it. Make sure Mickey is around when you do it. Let's kick this shit into high gear!

>>213423963
jimmy ain’t beating kelley or rylie

If Kelley loses blockbuster I'm ____ing myself

>ashley to rachel: if he doesnt win block buster, he is going home
>rachel: i know, he knows. he's been trying to get votes but
>ashley nods nope

>>213424001
All 3 have shown to be competitors, this could be anyone's

>>213424001
Taylor texted me saying the block buster will be naming what each color of the pride flag represents

>>213424018
shitting

>>213424043
Which color represents the fixation on children

>>213424043
>Jimmy has no idea
>Kelley has no idea
>Rylie knows every single stripe

Rachel telling Ashley to steal Zach from Lauren/Morgan

>>213424043
bet jimmy doesn't know that

these two need to stop creeping in the corner and socialize with the others

did ashley just tell rachel that jimmy is finito if he loses the arena?

Fuckin Keanu Jane

>>213423546
its hag cope

>rachel made a final 2 with ava 2 weeks ago
>they have barely talked since

>>213424128
yup

>>213424077
lol yeah thats totally going to work.. watching her try will be hilarious though

WORK WITH KEANU

When someone says "I love that for you" it feels like they dont mean it

>>213424198
this is a really insightful observation and I love that for you, anon

>>213424170
You're watching Keanu TV

Ashley in the bathroom: :) :) :) :] :D :D
:D

the tangled web is starting to unweave

>>213424058
The Epstein list

>>213424060
not so far-fetched, what with gay rodeos and all

>>213424282
Rodeo Frodo YEEEEHAAAWWW!

>>213422711 (OP)
happy bday kelley

>>213423963
I'm okay with Kelley leaving at this point, she lost a lot of points with me last night after she ratted to Vince about everything Jimmy told her about how Vince was a snake
She's just going to be a Vince minion with no thoughts of her own

>>213424236
DEVIN IS IN THE WALLS

>Ava: I think everyone genuinely does like each other
Is she bullshitting or just retarded

a little liquid courage and jimmy and rachel are going hard lmao

>>213424358
I don’t think it’s gonna work

zach noooo, dont give him anything. just let him pitch and walk away. you dont have to justify anything

>>213424354
she's full of shit

>>213424236
Keanu and Devin 4 Amazing Race
I think at one point devin was supposed to with rancy pants

jimmy vs zach

kek jimmy groveling

>>213424411
>king puts his feet up in vincenzo's office
>king beats vincenzo at f3 and takes kelley
>wins bb27

It seems to me like Ava has kind of moved on from Rachel

>>213424493
hundred percent. i think mickey and will are her true final 3. and she'll keep rachel in her back pocket

MORGAN HORNY

ava is a facial expression machine

papa won’t WON’T go to bed

Rachel is so deep and philosophical bros

>>213423156
his house doesn't look impressive

>>213424526
Italian blood

darn, morgan is still awake

>Won't talk to fellow HGs
>Won't relate to zoomers
>Won't stop complaining about tiktok fart jokes
>Won't stop missing his family
>Won't cook or clean
>Won't fluff the pillows
>Won't campaign
>Won't win a comp
>Won't be blindsided
>Won't be nominated again
>Won't disappoint his lemon drop
/wontbros/ how we feeling?

morgan jones for a schizo session with vince and zach

>>213424493
Ava is playing for AFP, Rachel got slimed so she thinks social media is on Mickey's side

Paulie Calafiore wants that BWC just as bad as Morgan

>>213424614
get that tard cock paulie!

>>213424614
I already forget, is he bi now or something?

>>213424614
is he still "bi" or did he transition to full blown gay?

>>213424614
oh this vanilla nigga zaesty zaesty

Punished Rachel

Ava has been making hag fags seethe so much today

>>213424674
I wish we still had Zaesty in the house

>>213424711
glory days
yeah they'll pass you by
glory days

Lauren and Kelley were walking toward the hammock, but they're being shown

backyard lockdown tomorrow
better than last week's on tuesday

>ava: everybody likes each other at this point in the game
this bitch has no idea

I want pizza but Domino's is closed :(

>>213424762
enough time to build the wall

>>213424780
I think shes trying to keep the conversation light

>>213424783
spaghetti sauce and cheese is all you need

>>213424658
>>213424672
yeah he's a bi cuck. he dates cara maria from mtv's the challenge since 2018, and she turned him into her sub

cozy TLP and Lauren talk on the hammock

>>213424822
hahaha hahahha

>>213424711
>>213424758
should've done reindeer games

>>213424758
>my feet hurt
>I miss Brendon
>I wonder if any of these zoomers have seen BB13

lauren and kelley asmr

>>213424711
>>213424758
finito

>>213424822
Smh

>>213424802
if there is a god Morgan gets evicted before wall comp happens

>>213424822
chick on the right looks like a more attractive morgan

please no button boy I can't take any more of the hoh bitches

why the FUCK would you cut from lauren and kelley to the bitching hags?

>>213424904
with a blow dryer going no less

Morgan booty shake

>cam change
>ropes using her hair dryer
terrific -___-

sick feeds I can totally hear them well

>>213424870
noooooo she has to lose the comp
drop early or third place

that fucker left it on the hoh cam for the full duration of the hairblower and then cut away when she turned it off

When she wears the hat Ava becomes Avushka

I'M FLIPPING THROUGH THE FILES OF MY MIND

>>213424822
its weird how many people go on the challenge who go both ways. makes you wonder how many more keep it a secret

Kelleys feet are enormous

let her think!

>>213424954
>Avushka
Aвyшкa

>I’m flipping through the files in my mind
>Ok, what kind of files?
>…I don’t know

>>213424964
kek she uses a mac

>>213424971
The Challenge is pretty much a sex cult

>>213424975
and ugly

>>213424964
>>213424988
lauren gpt needs an update

She needs more RAM

>>213424999
like your soul you disgusting little cocksucker

>>213424988
porn files

ZACH! GET OVER THERE AND REBOOT LAUREN'S BRAIN!! HURRY

>>213424984
How you say Avushka Pearlonivich

pics of kelley's bf?

>>213425025
anon you can fuck a gal with ugly feet and or a weird lookin face its not a big deal

>Kelley has a Chad boyfriend
It's over incelbros

>>213425072
>6'2"
>chisel-faced
>blue-eyed
>strong hands
>"used to be" athletic build

are we going to find out this guy is in her head?

>>213425111
Kek she's describing Superman

>>213425099
she deserves happiness

When I was heavy abusing painkillers and sleeping pills I would talk at Lauren's speed

lauren just imagine a milky way candy bar in the sky

>>213425113
they'll probably save that for the prequel

Has there even been any mention of Kelley having a boyfriend before now?

lauren should do asmr

>morgan doing ropehead's hair
she's leaving next week

the crappy music through the headphones really adds to the ambience here

even girls like kelley require their men to be tall and handsome, we're fucked bros

Theyre listening to Burna Boy loud as fuck

>>213425184
kino

>i feel calm when i talk to you
>when im around other people im like scared of the silence
>im thankful to have somebody that i can be myself around

>>213425173
yeah I’ve heard her talk about him many times

pretty sure i've never heard lauren string 3 complete sentences together at all

>>213425189
anon didnt you see her in a bikini she has basic bitch tats

>>213425189
There's no way Kelley's boyfriend is the Chad she's describing, she's basically describing Henry Caville

I'm scared.....I don't know....I'm thinking....really.....hard about things....

Imagine how slow Lauren would be if she really did take an antidepressant into the house

>>213425184
>adrian gone
>jimmy next
you’re right, greasing the ropes is a curse

>>213425202
the only time I heard her do that was talking about who the accomplice is on the episode and talking to vince about the powers and who might have them

>>213425217
10Mhz brain :(

>>213425222
Antidepressants are designed to make you more proactive and less like a zombie. I'd like to see Lauren take heroin

this idiot keeps cutting back to the hoh with the music playing kek

>>213425256
heroin junkie lauren would be sexy

>>213424614
we need more giga sluts like succubus alyssa who are fine getting creampied on the live feeds

AVA CONVERTED TO CHRISTIANITY

>Jimmy hugging everyone after getting BD'd
How do these ppl do it

>>213425298
ask your mom

>>213425292
>maybe im more jewish
KEKD

>>213425279
>Vince
She says he's called Cory in the house

Will thinks aliens came down and taught religion?? Was he being facetious kek

>>213425279
reminder kelley has a piss fetish

>>213425318
Yes autist

TLP has to go potty

they're complaining to jimmy about him not washing his chicken again

>>213425339
>Zach when non-white girls flirt with him

BUG BROTHER

boring feeds right now. might heat up once this all splits up

>>213425374
the never ending war

what is she putting on her head?

>>213425394
liquid popcorn butter

these hair zoom ins are disgusting like a fucking alien

papa wont talking /sp/

>>213425394
grease since black people hair isn't naturally greasy

>>213425409
it's honestly crazy how Ava and Will are so close when I would think they'd have ZERO in common. i guess it's just based on vibes and being Have Nots out of the gate

What information do they think Rachel will impart on them in jury

Jimmy retelling his convo with Zach and pretending Zach was being super aggressive kek wtf

kek jimmy has such a bad lisp with his retainer in. i never heard it before

Jimmy is such a tard kek

based ash sleeps under a pile of clothes

>>213425454
I love being white

kelley wants one kid

Ashley says she needs to talk to Mickey because "obviously we have some problems"

>>213425454
imagine having to put up with that. just shave it off.

>>213425454
I remember how in BB25 Fatt asked Cirie how she washes all of her hair and she left the room offended. Dud later explained to him that half of her hair wasn't real kek

Ashley takes over late at night like a witch

>>213425589
she's the best <3

zach about to update the files of lauren's mind

how does nobody post Mickey's massive ass here

>>213425603
i'm watching ashley/jimmy/rachel

ashley be careful talking about lauren now girl

jimmy just threw shade at leah making it as far as she did and said lauren will do the same

>>213425625
WOWEE ZOWEE look at that
mama
bahama

>>213425633
leah is 10x the player jimmy is lol

>>213425603
I typically refrain from capping nbombs

>>213425673
showing your true colors tonight, eh? have another forest beer?

>>213425686
Youre the only one who likes them, you're all alone on an island

>>213425751
whatever you say, you bumbling retard

>>213425764
Nigger loving bootlicker

>>213425795
ouchie, anon. you hurt my feelings :(

Suddenly Lauren has thoughts and can express them!
Sneaky bitch actually is acting like a bumbling retard to everyone except the Tinder Chad.

>>213425824
You come for me its your funeral

>>213425838
based gameplay

>>213425838
I told you she's above average intelligence

He literally loves her

>>213425840
cringe

Holy shit it's like she's done a Phoenix Wright-esque witness reveal of their true personality

Why couldn't we get Lauren and Zach feeling each other up all day rather than the trailer park crackheads

Imagine drafting Vince and Zach in the preseason picks on the same team

>we don't talk much game
you haven't talked any game until now even during your hoh

>>213425896
You gotta wait for the good showmance, that's how it is. Cory and America were elusive in the daytime feeds but at night they were front and center

i dunno

I don't know...I feel like...uh...but...I don't know...

>>213425918
i have vince and keanu and keanu has won so many comps that he's dug himself out of being nominated.

>>213425944
>>213425952
She does she's just not sure if it's info she wants to reveal to him

kek even lauren doesn't get why they want Rachel in jury

its funny seeing laurentard making shit up about other female HGs and nobody takes the bait because he's the only simp that gets baited

>>213425959
LET'S FUCKING GO

I'M FLIPPING THROUGH THE FILES OF MY MIND

I hope Zach throws his game due to Lauren, would be so kino

Everytime Ashley is bought up Zach has to reiterate how much he hates her kek

kek nice one lauren

>>213425983
legit sounds like the opening lyric to a tupac song from 1993

>>213426041
He's so annoyed that she figured out his alliance

Wont is voting jimmy out, right

>>213426082
I like that they're annoyed with the fact that she does the most basic alliance mapping: see who spends tons of time together

its pretty obvious they need to give these people alcohol more often cause tonight has been something

NEW

>>213426117
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>>213426117

lauren said bruh

>>213426108
most definitely