Thread 213424373

What did she see in him?

He’s white which is a huge plus nowadays

>>213424373 (OP)
she's supposed to be a model?

>>213424373 (OP)
They're looksmatched

>>213424476
lol

why does AJ's endless supply of hot girlfriends make so many /tv/ retards mad?
you know AJ is supposed to be you, right? it's a commentary on how easy it is to get pussy if you're just around girls enough

>>213424483
There was a weird period in the 00s where they simped over ugly as fuck flat bitches like emma watson or kristen stewart. They even simped over Elliot Page.

>>213424483
mid 00s to late 00s was weird

>>213424536
wtf hes me?

>>213424373 (OP)
hes literally the son of the biggest mob boss in jersey.

>>213424373 (OP)
Gross, OP. You care about movies. That's gay.

>Model
Means nothing nowadays, even back then.

>>213424606
When has it ever meant anything? Like 50 years ago? kek

>>213424538
>weird period
Based period. Look at what we have now. We've reverted to bimbos and they're not even hot anymore.

>>213424373 (OP)
I bet he had a big fat thick cock that stretched her out harder than any good white boy at college.
It's why my bum ass keeps getting pussy. On account of my big fat dick.

>>213424536
>you know AJ is supposed to be you, right?
So I'm supposed to fall for puerto rican single moms from new jersey?

>>213424373 (OP)
The same thing every girl saw in him, he was Tony Soprano's son. Something he could never live up to.

>>213424476
lol

>>213424875
yes, when you're 17/18 in 2005 you should be falling madly in lust with any girl who walks around in low-rise jeans with an an exposed whale tail

>>213425415
ok cuck

>>213425448
>where do you think we are
a malaysian incest doujinshi forum
ironically Carla in Scrubs often has a visible thong line through her scrubs in many different episodes
Though infamous her character is
Dominican, not Puerto Rican as many often erroneously believe

>>213424947
>he was Tony Soprano's son. Something he could never live up to.
AJ could have made it if he understood how low the bar was. Tony wasn't particularly cunning or tough, he was just some fat retard who got his position thanks to his father, who wasn't that special, either. He was always helped along by better people like Junior, Hesh, Paulie, and Silvio his whole life. I don't think Tony ever did anything of note, ever.
AJ was equally as unremarkable as his father, but his father was even more influential, so his chances were even better. But he failed to capitalize because he fell for Tony's reputation and thought he couldn't measure up. Even though there wasn't much to measure up to in the first place.

>>213425600
regardless of tony's achievements, the ability to handle all the shit thrown at him as a mob boss is a talent, as shown when silvio had to act as his boss during his coma and ended up in the hospital from the stress

>>213424538
Ellen was unironically cute

>>213424373 (OP)
AJ really was a complete fucking disappointment

I got primal pussy as a 19 year old when I was suicidal. My mother died and I was skinny and average looking. I am not really shocked that AJ was drowning with Stacies despite being a depressed too. I guess money helps too.

>>213424483
She's very pretty and you and
>>213424538
>>213424563
all homosexuals?

>>213424875
>So I'm supposed to fall for puerto rican single moms from new jersey?

She;s nailed the single mother in the post office with a pushchair look

>>213424797
How does that help you?

>>213424373 (OP)
>model

>>213424563
i still find it hard to accept the last season of the sopranos takes place in 2007, even if it's just 9 episodes

>>213424373 (OP)
nothing, she was a mole for the NY family.

>>213424476
lol

>>213425600
AJs problems all stem from him being a 5'6 manlet unable to command respect like his dad

>>213424476
Funny how he never had to pull that with Meadow, lol

>>213424766
A jew broad with lip liner abd bushy eyebrows is not a "bimbo" and never will be.

>>213424373 (OP)
i want to fugg aj

>>213424373 (OP)
Rhiannon has S tier footpusy

>>213427961
>The Sopranos initially released on Jan 10, 1999
You are cured

>>213424373 (OP)
once she gets a BBC it's over, she's never coming back

>>213424476
lol

When he's listening to bob dylan and being all philosophical is so fucking relatable and cringe at the same time

>>213425600
>if he understood how low the bar was
he was in no position to go into the unknown not knowing

>>213424875
Not just any puerto rican single mom but one that has been passed around by the mob as a cum rag and ditched him for the absentee puerto rican dad.

>>213424476
not really, women prefer some melanin incel

do women still wear tight low rise jeans? i dont know what people do anymore

>>213432169
go outside

>>213432205
a bug landed on me. thanks.

>>213424373 (OP)
He's rich. She's even richer. He's poor by her standards so she's slumming it but not too much.

>>213430403
>Listen to the words MAAAAAN

>>213424536
people liked to be around AJ cause he had money

>>213424373 (OP)
Is that real? Why is his head so big?

>>213432466
This, theres no particular reason AJ couldn't score with normal girls, but its easier for him because he has money. He even dates a girl whose dad is actually rich, has true Fuck You Money, who actually liked him just because he was an okay guy. Conversely, the Puerto Rican girl leaves him foe the same reason, because his family of nouveau riche gangsters clearly hates her and he doesn't really have a concept of what poverty and hardship are

>>213424476
>southern Italian
>white

>>213425600
Tony does a couple hits early in the series but after that he mostly sits around doing nothing while complaining about how hard he has to work (gambling and fucking whores). Killing Ralphie was personal and creates more problems for him, as does killing Tony Blundetto and Christopher. The entire point of his character in the latter half of the series is that hes a shitty manager and most of his crew is ready to turn on him when its apparent he's not pulling his (substantial) weight

>>213432169
I read it was coming back and maybe for teenagers it is, but adult women like having the high waist to hold in their guts

>>213424373 (OP)
His wallet

>>213433143
I leer at teens all the time and never see one

>>213424476
muttoids actually unironically believe this btw

>>213424538
most based poster ITT

>>213433212
how come white bitches aint showin their panties no more?

>>213428439
Besides, doesn't Butchie's barbershop have a picture of her on the wall?

>>213424476
lol