Thread 213426609

Harland Williams.

Times Harland has appeared on Conan: 17
Times Sam Hyde has appeared on Conan: 0
Times Harland has appeared on Joe Rogan: 1
Times Sam Hyde has appeared on Joe Rogan: 0

how is he so based ?

>>213426609 (OP)
>idubbbz couldn't take down sam hyde
>but some random unfunny boomer nonchalantly does it with ease
lmao

>>213426725
There's levels to this my man.

>>213426725
Woah there guy

>>213426725
>a literal cuck who took his wife's surname can't take down sam hyde
>but a quirky boomer comedian can
yeah no shit

>>213426609 (OP)
HOW???

>Heideckerquangos unironically believe "I'm never gonna wipe my butt" is the peak of comedy

LET. THAT. SINK. IN.

>>213426725
Wait until zoomers find out that their little e-celebs are not that powerful
>omg can you believe THE IDUBBBZ didn't take down THE Sam Hyde!!!!
A low level comedian like Harland has infinitely more clout, power and wit than some neverbeen like idubbbz who made drama videos and unboxing videos where he smears peepee poopoo on himself.
Ian and Sam are nobodies. You people think they are somebodies because you live in a very small bubble. 4chan just talks about the same shit 24/7.

>>213426794
why did bro take it so personally

>>213426777
Talk to me guy

It was Sam's fault for being disrespectful bringing 5+ extra guys who didn't need to be there

>>213426794
damn homey chill out

Right here?

why didn't sam just make the gorilla nest, bros??

>>213426609 (OP)
>le quirk chungus boomer

>>213426807
It was just a joke bro. Irony. Lol u mad. Trolled you Sam Hyde style by telling you what I think about you but it was just a joke bro. No reason to get so upset.

>>213426725
>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!"
>"Heh, make a Gorilla nest."
>Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"
turns out the infograph spammers were right, and this harland incident (as well as James Price exposing Sam) vindicated them
gotta say the mental gymnastics of Sam's core cult have gone into overdrive, seen some really gold medal performances

>>213426963
No but you typed more letters so that means you care more therefore I win

>>213426924
He needs to be the puppet master at all times otherwise he will feel like he's been raped in his bumbum

>>213426725
i wonder whatd happen if jeff ross roasted both of these fags

>>213426725
Sam making a shitty Jew joke and the. Harland subtlety pretending that he thinks Sam is actually Jewish is an amazing bit.

>>213426969
>Nick Rochefort sitting in his cuck chair
>Helplessly watching as Sam ruins their careers yet again
lmao

>>213427041
they'd both cry

>>213426609 (OP)
Who else cruises the /Harland Highway/ here?

>>213427164
never left baby

>>213426817
He needs his posse of retard wiggers or else he’ll feel like a small man.

>>213426609 (OP)
Matan and Harland multi-generationally embarrassing David Lucas the fat pig hack

>>213427164
I watch the Harlee Harlaa Pawkaah every time it drops

>>213426609 (OP)
Harland.... Had a tough life
>Gorilla attack, bear attack, tapeworm, lime disease...

>>213427238
Is that a black accent ?

>>213427257
A blaccent, if you will.

>>213427271
Its Cajun!

>>213426810
>Heideckerpaupers earnestly believe "Hamburgers and Hot-dogs too! I'd like to have a Barbecue!" is the PEAK of comedy
What querulous bumpkins!

>>213426609 (OP)
>Harland brings the bants, clever improv, trolling, humor
>Sam spergs, doesn't know how to riff, says Indians, Jews, etc, has a sperg out, embarrasses everyone

i still cant tell if it was a bit or not

>>213426609 (OP)
nothing scam hyde will ever make will top rocket man, not moms, not dr manslave, not an inconvenient anime, not even the ted talk

>>213427591
It wasn't a bit, Sam almost fucked up Erick's leg/foot because the table almost fell on it.

>>213426609 (OP)
>>213426673
link me these episodes
>>213426725
QRD on who idubbbz is and what happened on that podcast?
>>213427007
has Sam ever been raped in his bumbum? He looks like he has.

>>213427636
Sam going to the hipster Brooklyn show and just reading anti gay statistics was the funniest thing he ever did

>>213426963
Can you tell me when or not you're joking? Can you tell me when you're being ironic? Is this all this thread is? Just nonsense?

>>213427671
>>>213426609 (OP) (OP) #
>>>213426673 #
>link me these episodes
>>>213426725 #
>QRD on who idubbbz is and what happened on that podcast?
>>>213427007 #
>has Sam ever been raped in his bumbum? He looks like he has

You are brown. The same color as poop

>>213427729
You're telling me that guy's skin is the same color as the shit that comes out of an ass?

>Bang bang cops and robbers!
>Bang bang robbers and cops!
>Bang bang, Hit the bank!
>Put 'em in jail! Put 'em in jail!

Heideckergurkhabottoms... do we REALLY think we can comedically compete? It's a David vs Goliath situation.

>>213426609 (OP)
Behold the based Rocketman taking off right in front of a stunned Conan. Sam could never

>>213427753
If you can't do improv you're not really a comedian. Sorry. But most so called comedians fail this test so don't feel too bad. Just stick to writing sketches/laundering stolen ideas, creating a "character" and never break it, hide behind irony, a lot of ways to cope.

>>213426794
this nigga is powerscaling comedians

>>213426725
harland was friends with norm and tom green before they all became really famous. hes not just some random boomer. hes actually very smart if you watch his other stuff

#InflatableConan

>>213426924
his dad probably used to tell him to make gorilla nests all the time when he was younger so now it sets him off

>>213427671
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8VhnpFTVmMVWCb33dYytbsN8S4jneczK

>>213427239
what doesnt kill you makes you incredibly weak and at the brink of death

>>213426609 (OP)
wtf is this sorcery, how is he hovering like that over the furniture?

>>213428476
its called upholstery because it hols you up

>>213426725
there's always a bigger fish

>>213426924
He did though
>get asked to act like a gorilla
>build the nest and act like a gorilla
>now everyone is saying you looked mad and raped
>locked out of comedy promotion quest rewards
WOOOW FUCKING BUGGED PODCAST MECHANICS HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

>>213428583
>everyone is saying you looked mad and raped
the top comment on the video is an antisemetic dogwhistle

>>213428504
Good looking out.

>>213426817
Harland fucking with Lasagna Lips was kino though
>>213427124
>yet again
when else has Sam ruined their careers?
>>213427591
>>213427653
Harland definitely wasn't happy with it, he was liking YouTube comments talking about how Sam isn't funny and always has to feel in control and stuff.

>>213426609 (OP)
>Harland Williams.
funny character actor but he never really found his groove. i think he's ugly but not ugly enough to be like a steve buscemi. hollywood didn't know what to do with him.

guys...

donjolly.com

Heideckerchalupas... we won this thread! We saved the comedian race!

Sam Hyde looks like Trotsky now so it only makes sense that he's btfo'd by stronger opponents

>>213429247
I wonder if Stalin made trotsky build a nest and that's why they hated eachother?

>>213426777
Didn't your dad figure try to call Tim's show once and ended up getting humiliated on the air? Why are you such human refuse?

ole hoverin' harland

>>213429710
>Heideckerpepperonilickers think "Think about your dad. What's your dad like? I wanna meet that dad." is some kind of avant-garde blessing to comedy
The absolute STATE of Deckerbockerglorybuddies!

Are samfags still malding about this? That's so money.

>>213429865
Sam went into hiding and still hasn't come out.

>>213429835
What's funny is how you know those Tim and Eric skits by heart, yet you started pretending to hate them out of peer pressure and /pol/troon negrosity. You're such a fucking poser, lmao.

>>213429938
>Heideckerbonernelligans think "This is what I do, I sit on you!" is some kind of genre-defining masterwork of a titanic comedy intelligentsia
Oh no no noooo, HEIsubscriberlobbybobbies... print out these posts and stick them on the office walls and cry tears of frustration over them when we go wee-wee and poo-poo!

>>213430168
spoken like someone who never kissed his sis on the lips

>>213430168
>>Heideckerbonernelligans
This is clever in MDE fanlard land.

>>213430310
>>213430510
>Heideckledowneconomicsproponents earnestly believe that they will ever be their own hostess
YWNBYOH (You Will Never Be Your Own Hostess)

>>213430541
>If I add more words to it I'm gonna stop looking like a fat idiot.
What a chubby little bundle of sad.

>>213430555
YWNBYOH (new meme funnier than gorilla nest), Heidingleberrynonwiper!

>>213430591
Speak English, you freak.

>>213430608
>Heideckervonlekkerxiaomanchudoritoburritodippers can't even understand basic comedy
Even a BABY would laugh. Why can't you? YWNBYOH, Heideggle2achievementguidewriter.

>Heideckerpringleseedoilcoldpresserclubmembers caught off guard in yet another thread
Face the truth... even Harlandhardstylers recognize that Heideckerlings aren't doing well ITT... Construct additional pylons

>>213426969
So I still don’t really get why Sam reacted the way he did, does he not know who Harland Willam’s is? Was he really assuming this was just gonna be some straight forward conversation?

>>213430713
>fat child devolving into mumbling out of frustration.
You hate to see it.

>>213426725
oh THE idubbbz couldn't beat him? lmfao sam and him are literal fucking nobodies. someone like Joe Rogan would unironically cause Sam to do the Joker live shooting thing

>>213431348
im actually keking

Designated Shitting Thread

>>213431481
yeah

we're shitting on your e-daddy

Harland playing a retard is like his entire bit. If Sam fell for that, he stepped onto a rake larger than his mother.

>>213431393
Nah, you take this too personally to laugh about it.

>>213431481
saar we are designated shitting on your e daddy benchod basterd saar

NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING GORILLA TWIGS!

>>213431222
You don't realize that Sam is an arrogant sociopath that has been living in a bubble these past 10 years? Sam thinks he can "handle" any situation because he's roided and 6'4.

>>213432401
Sam is actually only 6'

>>213426969

Why is his first instinct to bend Harland over? Is Sam Hyde a 'gay man'?

>>213431552
>>213426969
>>213432401
This is the only podcast I've watched with either one. What is Sam usually like? He seemed like he just wasn't ready for silliness or jokes. He looked a little put off by the "Have you ever been raped Sam? You look like you have." And told the weird guy in the back not to do the cunnilingus bit because apparently he didn't even want his other crewmembers doing silly bits.

>>213426673
People who care about Harland's career despite 17 appearances on Conan: 0.
People who know who Harland is despite 17 appearances on Conan: 0.
The impact Harland has had on the public consciousness: 0.
Times Harland has made me personally laugh: 0.
Times I remembered Harland's full name despite clicking on this thread: 0.

Times that Sam Hyde got away with it: EVERY SINGLE TIME.

>>213426673
fpbp

>>213432704
Have you never watched half baked? Harlan is pretty funny

>>213428583
>now everyone is saying you looked mad and raped
It's just a tranny Lubavich discord server that can't get over the "JEWS ROCK!" sketch from ten years ago.
Most of these threads are one schizophrenic samefagging.

>>213432417
no, he's more like 6'2 or 6'3. he claims 6'5 though.

I CANT AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE

>>213432775
>watching awful boomer flops from 27 years ago and pretending they're good to own the chuds.

>>213432548
MDE fans have this strain in them where they have 0 sense of humor about anything not pandering to their sensibilities, and that is reflected in Sam. They become ultra defensive whenever their e-daddy appears to be threatened. The rape and "tight and ripe" comments from Harland made Sam's paranoid instincts kick in and what little ability he had to be funny/riff/silly went out the window.
Like, it's pretty funny how big of a hypocrite and a scumbag Sam is but bring that stuff up (like the Marky thing) his fans go insane and throw accusations around of your being a leftist/pajeet/jew or huff and puff how it doesn't matter or it's fake, instead of just laughing it off (Sam is a clown after all). To them, he's a culture warrior hero and Sam probably has delusions of grandeur as a result of being seen this way by his fans.

Sam did a stand up spot I saw a few nights ago, people in the audience were yelling "GORILLA NEST" and he didn't have a good reply to them. A couple times I thought he was gonna have a Kramer melt down and scream at them.

>>213432892
Gen X flops, zoomie.

>>213426725
What the fuck is a idubbbz?

Amazing how all the guys who were bullied at school turn to chuds and as such become MDE fans and find joy in the crew bullying other people, living out the power revenge fantasies which they could not live out in their school days.

MDE was never about humour and now not just Sam but the whole fanbase has been exposed for what they are.

where the fuck do I download his standup?

>>213432905
>his fans go insane and throw accusations around of your being a leftist/pajeet/jew
Okay but you are definitely one of these. >didn’t mention tranny
Lol.
The problem here is that there is a painfully obvious, organized defamation campaign against Sam by people who claim to be “old mde fans” but are, in fact, some sort of tranny discord or similar organization. Was the gorilla nest thing awkward? Sure. Is the Marky stuff weird? Maybe, I still haven’t seen anything concrete in the last ten years and at this point it’s like you’ve had so many chances to offer solid proof (an image macro with unsubstantiated text conversations and pictures of them together from a sketch is not enough for pedo accusations), and failed, that no one gives a shit anymore. Look man, if you hate Sam Hyde and MDE that’s fine. I don’t even care that you’re in every thread that mentions him bringing up the same two things and trying desperately to gaslight his own fans into thinking he’s not funny and never has been. You’re obviously entitled to do that if it’s how you feel. But I just have to ask what you think is being accomplished here. Like I said, the gorilla nest thing was sort of cringey but the amount of attention on that by people like you was so forced that it backfired. Sam is bigger than he’s ever been with all the streaming and Extreme Peace seems to have done pretty well, but you’re trying unsuccessfully to convince people that MDE is finished because he pushed over a desk during a podcast appearance? That’s just retarded. Go ahead and call me schizo but everything about this reeks of a shill campaign.

>>213434026
stop psychologizing, you fucking faggot.

>>213426673
Harlands career started wayyy before Sams though

>>213426924
That wasn't nearly enough gorilla twigs for a fully grown male western lowlands gorilla nest.

>>213435250
just go and lick your daddy's balls, man. you sound like a closet faggot. we are just making fun of a douchebag, why is he so important to you?

>>213429645
The funniest thing about Trotsky is how, even though if you look back you can see he generally had a more sustainable approach to Marxism than Stalin, he lost the battle almost purely based on being insanely annoying and morbidly Jewish.

>>213435250
>an entire diatribe about everyone being organized lefties targeting them and Sam
People like this take themselves too seriously.
An eceleb is being made fun of, big whoop.

>>213427636
loved that movie in theaters as a kid, and then i could NEVER find a VHS copy anywhere

>>213426725
I never understood why Idubbbz or Hasan or any of these leftist influencer guys who have beef with Hyde never went full markyposting mode. If one of those guys, with a huge platform, did an exposé including the marky stuff, Sam would be done for. But the only people that do markyposts are obsessed, disgruntled ex-fans. Literally no leftist seems to care about the marky stuff

>>213432548
He used to be silly himself but at some point after MDE got cancelled he turned into some kind of self-help save the West Andrew Tate clone.

>>213426609 (OP)
Harland outclassed Sam with such practiced ease, it was a wonder to behold

>>213435250
>everything about this reeks of a shill campaign
Yeah the mods on this board get payed off to let sam and jet shill their shitty content on here, you don't have to smell it, you can just see

>Heideckerhucksters continuing their deceptive advertising campaign for the HEI Network
My fellow /tv/ users, does anyone else really, really like Crackers and Snacks?

>>213432161
kek
the thread should have begun and ended with this post
the autismo-schizal energy is mind numbing

>>213426725
Sam Hyde's demise was always on the cards.

You guys seen this vid made by MDE's old composer yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEfQT5V-SE

Harland Williams tried to save Sir Tom Green's life once. I love Harland

>>213432546
He was trying to give him a lesson in empathy, why you shouldn’t mock rape victims.

>>213438357
Like a true Turk, Hasan is apparently known for frequenting brothels in Berlin and Hamburg that specialize in trafficked eastern European women. If Hasan calls Sam out for being a pedophile (which Sam is) he risks getting that realization thrown right back at him.

>i ran into an irishman
>no o'reilley

Why doesn't Tim Heidecker do a powerful viral kicking video like Hasan to ward off Sam's churlish influence? Like this:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bOL-RvQT5D4

Tim could even do a cool and trendy "Sports" phonk remix to go with the viral youtube/tiktok/ig short that would get literally hundreds of thousands of zoomers around the world commenting "ts hella tuff" "bro mogged the fash, light work" "ngl Timmy Heidecky on fleek and bussin frfr". It would be for the culture.

>>213441993
Tim Heidecker does not actually care about Sam , the “TIM WAS THE ONE THAT GOT MDE PULLED” thing is a delusion born out of Sam’s fragile and extremely hebraic ego, not that Tim isn’t an annoying shitlib now, but Sam’s the only one who’s aware of their “drama”.

>>213437602
In that regard Stalin was more reasonable than Trotsky.

>literal who does who gives a shit
>constant threads for months

>>213435345
t.rapedcel

>>213441184
In all seriousness, telling another man he looks like a little raped bitch is asking to get raped in retaliation

nobody should know anything about this topic

>>213426609 (OP)
>Harland's friend group is a bunch of famous comedians and super successful people in show biz.

>Hyde's group is a small group of wigger ball shiners that he pays

There was no contest

>>213443740
You're just saying that because you're triggered that your edaddy got humiliated

>>213443898
no i am saying it because i literally don't know what any of you are talking about

>>213443949
You know every detail and it makes you seethe, chud. I am aware that this is your current stage of cope though: >>213443685

I'm guessing it's like 3 or 4 guys in this thread.

>>213426673
Harland Williams drank piss in Dumb and Dumber, what's Sam Hyde ever done?

Harland drank urine out of a beer bottle on purpose

>>213444197
>>213444270
killed a horse cop too

>>213444197
He puked on a dildo in a youtube video

its another "sam hyde lost by winning the wrong way" sob thread therapy session I see

>>213438299
It's hard to find, even harder to find "Miss Headmistress" too, which is also a comfy Harland Disney movie.

if you want the correct the record shills to really seeth, just point out how many views sam gets compared to harland or tim heidecker... kekky kek!!

>>213444453
>Tim Heidecker is mentioned 18 times in this thread
wow, chuds still seething about that?

>>213426725
Qrd idubZ ?

>>213444965
>no argument
sam is doing gangbusters. you conceded again

>>213438357
Probably they don't have a clue what you're talking about, wtf is marky no one cares.

>>213445645
You know exactly, chud.