Creepy Carnivals edition

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>>213426896 (OP)

yay or nay?

Bleh

>>213426938
eh. I didn't hate it.

Howzat

>>213426938
i liked it

>>213426938
I liked it but not as much as Talk To Me

>>213426896 (OP)

>>213426938
okay
Worth if you like Sally Hawkins

For me, it's Ghoulies 2

>Welcome to Horrorland! here's your complementary teenage girl

>>213426896 (OP)
What movies do you recommend in the creepy carnival/circus genre?

>>213427103
Werewolf Skin was pretty good

>>213427142
Freaks (1932) is a classic.
op's pic, Funhouse (1981) isn't a masterpiece of horror, but it is a masterpiece of comfiness. I really like the first half a lot.

>>213427150
haven't seen that one, I'll check it out

>>213427142

>>213426896 (OP)

>>213427201
>I really like the first half a lot.
Tobe Hooper has this really bad habit of not knowing wtf he's doing after the first half. Eaten Alive has some scenes stitched together in a really amateurish way during the third act.

>>213427142
killer klowns, something wicked this way comes probably but i dont know which adaptations exist. seconding freaks 1932,

>>213427320
Yeah Eaten Alive could have used something more..
I can fix Funhouse with a single change though. Trade the freak for the clown that's on the poster. Boom. He was so close.

I still have this one to watch. I'm saving it for October, and I'll find another circus horror I haven't seen yet to make a double feature

>>213427575
Nevermind, now I'm seeing that it isn't even really a horror movie. They call it horror on some sites but it doesn't seem to be

The carnival from Child's Play 3 is pretty spooky for seemingly not having any safety regulations.

>>213426979
Apparently this guy is gonna be in Bone Temple, as well as Cillian Murphy returning in some way.

>>213428187
All the Jimmies are returning

>>213428213
I got your "Jimmy" right here
>>213428187
I got your "Bone Temple" right here

>>213426896 (OP)
someone say carnival?

>>213428942
I still haven't seen the remake. It just looks terrible

>>213429135
first movie is good
the second one is shit tho

>>213429135
It's actually pretty good. But yeah the second one reminds me of Annabelle Creation or something where it's just random non-stop spook/gag setups.
Still I quite like the very final form of Pennywise.

i'm going to say it:
jurassic world rebirth is the best jurassic film since 3

>>213429542
Wasn't going to see it in cinema but I'm actually looking forward to checking it out.
I will watch it for she.

need something to really knock my socks off

>>213429593
Watch Lowlifes

>>213429593
Aren't we all

>>213429593
watch anything except lowlifes

>Chucky tv show
>Alien tv show
>Jason tv show
>Pennywise tv show
this shit sucks man, why can't we just have more movies.

>>213430016
chucky tv show was great tho, the cliffhanger ending they cancelled the show on is also great because i love unhappy endings

>>213430039
I think I'd still prefer more movies. but I'll put it on my maybe list then. tv shows just don't have the same kind of artistry in set pieces that you get in the final act of a film.

>>213427980
That’s my favorite Chucky death, the close up of him screaming then he falls into the fan, throwing chunks everywhere.

Then in the beginning of Bride he’s only chopped up into like 5 pieces

>Alien Earth is reviewing well

Whats the catch.

>>213430239
that's the magic in all of the child's play films. it's not the people getting killed that's the showstopper, it's chucky's pseudo human body getting horrifically mangled. it's genius.
same thing with the hammer dracula films, they're good but the best part is always watching dracula die/get resurrected.

>>213430327
probably girlpower stuff.

>>213430363
Hasn't it generally been girlpower even since Alien 1?
I mean most of the good Alien movies are about Ripley beating the Alien.

>>213430390
yeah but there's she hulk girl power, and then there's she hulk twerking "sorry incels" girl power.

>>213430546
Well it's created by Noah Hawley so I am cautiously optimistic. Any Alien fills the spot for me.

>>213426938
I liked it.
I thought the foster mom had transferred a cat’s soul into Ollie as a “trial run” for a human ritual. She says “I haven’t gotten around to stuffing him yet,” then we find out Ollie can’t speak, wants to eat meat, bangs his fist on windows, and scrawls “bird” on a piece of paper. lol

>>213430576
cgi is probably the other given. it killed my enjoyment of covenant but xenos are dark and slick so should be able to be shot well if effort is put in. Romulus was mostly practical but did a good job where needed.

>>213430712
kek, interesting. what did bird mean anyway, did I miss that?

>>213426896 (OP)
saw this a few weeks ago it was great. any other films similar i should what? haven't watched that many old horror films except for the obvious ones like friday, elms street etc.

>>213426938
i thought it sucked. talk to me was much much better.

>>213430736
The magic trick scene is one of my all time favorites.
Honestly anon if you liked Funhouse you'll find a world of amazing Funhouse-tier films to enjoy. These are just some comfy ones:
>Demons
>Alice, Sweet Alice
>Black Christmas
>The Beyond
>Basket Case
Also if you haven't seen The Evil Dead that's a given.

What's the appeal of horror films

>>213430885
>The magic trick scene
yeah that scene was gold. thanks a lot brother, i will download them now. the beyond and alice sweet alice has been on my list forever.

4K UHD torrents came out earlier for both Sleepaway Camp 2 & 3. You did already download them, right?

>>213426896 (OP)
Fun movie with nice booba. More people should watch this
>>213430736
Here's some 70s horror kino for you to peruse

>>213432408
You're missing The Other (1972)

>>213427142
Picrel. Also Hellfest. Both movies kind of straddle the line between carnival and haunted attraction. The former has a really memorable kill in it

Not necessarily recommended but in the ballpark:
Freakshow (2007) is a remake Of Freaks. It's from the Asylum but not quite as bad as you'd expect. The bar's pretty low though, but those midget's gotta drink too.
Sideshow (2000) is a little different. Full Moon pictures and Fred Olen Ray, together at last.

>>213432520
I've never seen the movie but I've read the book, real creepy shit

>>213430734
It's the word.

Black Phone 2 rated R

>>213429623
Who's the actress on the poster?

>>213432570
The movie is a slow burn at first, you'd think it was about rural life. But it turns nasty by degrees into full blown horror. Creepy stuff.

>>213426920
film name sir pls

For such a generic design, why does it feel sorta 'off'?

>>213432697
White Coalburner

>>213433036
>jason has been dormant for almost two decades thanks to a lawsuit
>lawsuit finally settles
>announce a new jason for the modern audience
>looks like a 12 year old made it
Jasonbros not like this…

Halloween II > The Devil's Rejects > The Lords of Salem > Halloween > The Haunted World of El Superbeasto > House of 1000 Corpses > 3 From Hell > The Munsters > 31

>>213426938
I feel like these youtubers are desperate to be taken seriously and that's what the tone of their films stems from, samesies with Peele who wants to shake the comedian stink off him.

>>213430016
I liked the Chucky show more than any of the movies, it's great. Lexy a ____

>>213433036
Because it's not a Jason that actually exists in any corporeal form and I doubt he'll look like this when 500 years from now they make another movie. The mask looks weird on his head because it's a crappy drawing. It's homunculus fortnite jasum, a hodgepodge of other designs to produce a recognisable yet indistinct version of the character.

>>213433036
It kinda feels like it was made with AI the more I look at it. I'm not an anti-AI fag, but that's just what it looks like. Also the fact that they couldn't even whip up some new art for this campaign is so goddamn lazy. They're still using this same thing that just looks like a concept mockup with an Angry Orchard sign plastered over it, lol. Jason even looks like he doesn't really want to be there.

>>213433036
Here is the trailer for the short film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-6jLBbg6PU

Not sure why they didn't just make a new movie (how expensive could it be to make a F13 movie?) instead of bringing him back to be used as a corporate marketing gimmick for a cider brand.

>>213433569
>rating Lords of Salem that high
Based.

What would happen if I put the stone hand on my pp?

>>213433675
They've supposedly got a new movie (and vidya) in the works. Just not gonna be called Friday the 13th I guess, it'll be Jason something something.

>>213433569
I'm not a big fan of RZ but Lords of Salem was cool and I appreciate him making his wife get naked in his movies

>>213423960
Some times you can get away with it, but I got a couple of warnings when doing it, so proceed with that in mind.
>>213424460
Yes

>>213433639
I have no idea why they needed to draw up concept art for what is just a man in a mask. It's not like Freddy where they need it specifically to look like Englund so have to resort of art of the character. Literally anybody can model for photos of Jason to put on merch, if they don't have access to the old movie material for lawsuit reasons.

>>213433036
Because it looks like a homeless drunk wearing a hockey mask.

>>213433700
You'd turn into one of these faggots lol.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dc0qFHcL36sANWSD

>>213433900
Well, I get why they had to make the mask look familiar but distinct (although it looks like shit) because of legal reasons. But yeah why they're still using this concept art is beyond me. Spend a little money on some new art. Jason lurking behind the apple tree in the artwork, or smashing through a bunch of apples, anything.

>>213434362
Yeah they did some designs utilizing the mask but the actual standee is so boring

M3...

>>213432762
All Hollow's Eve a.k.a. Terrifier Minus One

>>213434160
I've tried but I can't listen to their inTERVIEWS FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS OI MATE OOGABOOGA ZING ZONG HAHA HAHA HEHE HOHO AYOOOOOOOOOOOO KI KI KI KI KI BLOODY MATE HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>213434626
M3gan!! sexo

i just watched sinners last night and it was garbage

>>213435062
God is dead lol.

>>213435287
For me, it's Vi.

>>213430546
>chuds are still mad over She-Hulk

this movie is not scary at all

>>213432697
Canadian actress Amanda Fix

I've never watched any of these slop films like Pulse, All Hallows' Eve, Talk To Me. It's all the same old shit. They are so boring and vapid.

>>213429591
And to think that she got a boob reduction years ago

>>213433569
>I feel like these youtubers are desperate to be taken seriously and that's what the tone of their films stems from
I prefer them trying to make "serious" horror. So many YouTubers hide behind lame humor and "it's supposed to be bad LOL".

>samesies with Peele who wants to shake the comedian stink off him
There's plenty of comedy in Peele's horror films, though.

>>213430734
The name of the kidnapped host kid was Connor Bird... Probably got something to do with that

how was the scream tv series?

This has such a cool fucking cold opening. Just a girl at an insane asylum kicking the shit out of some fat nurse. How did I not remember that part? Anything other horror have cool openings? I’m racking my brain, but nothing comes to mind.

>>213436362
she’s cute eh?

>>213436841
You ever see those highschool teen dramas like One Tree Hill and 90210? It's that but with some murder sprinkled in so if that sounds like something you'd enjoy go for it

>>213426896 (OP)

>>213429135
It's not a remake

>>213436998
ngl i just wanted to watch it cause the best girl from reacher is the main character but I think I'll pass.

>>213437168
>the best girl from reacher

Based.

>>213436961
Scream has the best cold open ever and it's not even close. It could have been an amazing standalone short film.

>>213437466
Retarded me posted the wrong pic.

>>213437466
scream? like the whole thing with the drew barrymore horror pop quiz call and the dead boyfriend scream? hmm thanks I’ll have to rewatch it. I don’t remember it super well and it’s been a long ass while.

>>213437715
Yes, that Drew Barrymore intro that bamboozled normies back then.

>>213436347
Things people who have no capacity for higher thought say.

>>213438084
>>213437715
the movie marketing heavily sold drew barrymore too. it was a big switcheroo.

That final scene in Caveat with the freaky undead woman about to btfo the main antagonist and him screaming like a faggot is fucking hilarious.

>>213430016
An alien movie came out last year and I believe a sequel is in the works.

>>213430327
Xenomorphs are just background filler for trite drama about modern day, real life social issues.

>>213433036
It's the hair on the sides of the head. Makes him look like Peter Boyle in a mask

>>213439151
its the same modern day issues from the 70s

>>213438227
sounds like me

horror movie where the protagonist girl is kinda homely looking and the killer/other characters taunt her for being an uggo?

>>213428187
He's in the sequel as the main antagonist since he's the kid who's dad was the insane priest which corrupted his worldview at the beginning of the movie (see upside down crucifix that he kept with him like his father asked for him). Cillian is back for the third installment. Jimmy's going to die near the end of 2 100%, Cillian will likely but but hopefully not die at the end of 3.

>>213431565
based 4k town crier

>>213436841
Awful. Its Scream in name only, doesn't even have the mask or voice and its plot barely involves meta movie commentary

>>213439888
>>213436841
>>213436998
Remember that there is actually a 2nd incarnation of the show unrelated to the first 2 seasons that DOES bring back the mask and voice but its still just as bad.

>>213439826
Technically, Excision

>>213439933
This is the one where for some reason the Ghostface recreates kills from the movies even though Scream (and Stab) don't exist in the universe.

>>213439933
some rebuilding black wallstreet studio got ahold of it. I'm kinda interested in what they did with the show
>MTV announced that they were rebooting the series with the third season, with a new cast and setting. As part of the reboot process, it was revealed that Brett Matthews would be serving as the main showrunner. In addition, Queen Latifah, Shakim Compere and Yaneley Arty would be added as executive producers for the series under Flavor Unit Entertainment.[7][8] RJ Cyler, C. J. Wallace, Tyga, Keke Palmer, Jessica Sula, Giorgia Whigham, Giullian Yao Gioiello and Tyler Posey starred in the rebooted third season. In June 2019, it was announced that the series would be moving to VH1 ahead of the premiere of the third season.[9] The season, subtitled Resurrection, premiered on July 8, 2019.[10]

>>213439888
They should really be making meta tv commentary, which they'd have lots of free material for. Cliffhangers, monster of the week episode etc

>>213440002
Exactly. They like passively mention it in the first episode about horror on tv but the actual plot revolves around something else entirely.

>it's been 10 years since the scream tv series
Time; you thought I threw it all away

>>213440002
>>213440072
They could genuinely milk that forever, just get some TV troper with a comedy background
You could even do crossover episodes where the killer demands visiting actors operate in character, or side villains that just happen to imitate a trope
If you wanted to be deeply edgy you could open it on a talking head psychiatrist telling everyone the shooter always tries to make the timing of the shooting make the news and talking about the shooting on the news makes mass shootings contagion effects take hold, because people imitate what they see on TV, and then just have ghostface stab him. That way you have ghostface and other people can be killers or have died with secrets before this ghostface appears. It's already canonically a batshit town that has a disproportionate predisposition to think the killer on the loose is a joke, so you could get really wild with decoy kills that are unrelated to ghostface, and do more of the 100 kids will show up in the costume decoys too, along with having people stage their not media savvy murder as a ghostface kill and being found out

>>213427097
Based. That's one of my comfort films. It's so much better than the first one.

*soifaces you to death*

>>213440770
>when she sees your negative reddit karma

Updated my copy of Zombi 2 to the newer one with Dolby Atmos audio. Always have to keep up with the latest releases.

Have you seen this?

>>213441090
i, as a matter of fact, did not.

>>213432618

>>213436811
Ohh, good catch anon.

>>213441090
i have seen major dad AND one of the best 80s movies, cloak & dagger where a child gamer is driven to murder by the voices in his head (played by major dad)

>>213439838
Also interesting and also a good catch anon.

>>213441077
I have the old Blue Underground 4K and that has Atmos. Did you get the new Arrow one?

>>213441106
It's pretty good for a TV movie. Barry Corbin is great as the neighbor and the setting is cool.
>>213441194
How do you feel about Major Dad vs
Maurice Minnifield?

>>213441258
i only know that guy from wargames which i love too. i'm definitely going to watch though.

>>213441243
No clue, torrent didn't say. Last copy I had just had DV and 7.1 audio. New one I pirated has DV & HDR10 as well as Dolby Atmos for English. Also, the original mono track was an option. I don't even remember what my previous copy was from.

What part of Human Centipede is supposed to be 'medically accurate', exactly?

>>213441396
look at this chud. I bet xhe hasn’t poop maxed in their life

>>213441368
Can you take a screenshot so I can compare it?

>>213441258
ok i'll try to find it

>>213441567
For picture quality? Already deleted the previous one. Newer one has higher video bitrate and bpp, so it should be better.

23 days til toxie time

>>213441660
>For picture quality?
Yeah. Like I said, I have the Blue Underground 4K, I want to see how yours looks if it's the Arrow. I'll take a screenshot of mine at the same timestamp and post them side by side if they're any different

>>213441938
Won't really work since you'll have to lossy compress the image to fit the file size limit here.

>>213441962
Compression's no problem. There should still be a significant visual difference if it's a new scan and encoding of the film

If you don't want to take a screenshot, don't worry about it then

>Halloween III: Season of the Witch
What the fuck is this shit

>>213442043
it is a classic non-mikey halloween movie, the one that taught the industry that anthology films are not viable and your monster sells the franchise.

>media literacy is dead

>>213442043
The only good Halloween movie other than Halloween

>>213442036
I'll do it. Post yours and a timestamp, and I'll match it best I can, just in case they don't matchup.

>>213440839
>the plebs did not guess

Either my weight scale is off or I somehow lost 7 pounds from what I normally weigh, which was already skeleton-tier.

>>213442209
why are you skeletal?

>there's a Hitcher 2
>same main character from The Hitcher played by the same actor
>the antagonist is Jake Busey

mmm, I'm kinda curious about this one

>>213442103
This, only I'm hesitant to include the first

>>213442209
you should test for diabetes

>>213442284
jake busey shows up in every shitty cash grab sequel

>No mention of Vampire Circus yet

>>213442441
i watched a stream of that from a /tv/ thread and there was a scene where you can see right up a painted lady's vagoo

>>213442258
My normal weight is ~138 pounds. Somehow my scale says I'm 131, which makes no sense since I eat basically the shit every in a loop every day.

>>213442316
I don't go to doctors unless I'm forced to. Last time was pre-covid for water toxemia.

I remember this giallo homage being announced a while ago but it's coming out next year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEIBOQD2_cw

is Together actually decent or just the trendy pick of the month?

>>213442497
marketing. maybe in a year or more it will be decent.

>>213442162
Alright, here's a frame from 1:10:08

>>213442497
If you liked The Substance, you will like it.
If you did not like The Substance, you will not like it.

>>213442069
General audiences are too stupid to handle anthologies. if they don't get the same thing over and over again it hurts their brains and they get angry.

>>213442497
It's not really a scary kind of horror movie just a wierd one

>>213442572
it is a perfectly fine movie for a not-halloween-brand halloween movie but that sort of marketing bullshit always does more harm than good.

>>213426979
Sex with Remmick.

>>213442473
probably a thyroid problem if you eat that much but never gain weight.

>>213442512
Difference in brightness is from MPV choosing a different tone-mapping algorithm, not from the source itself.

>>213442893
My average is around 1250 calories a day, so I don't eat that much. It's why my weight has been 138 for the past 19 years.

>>213442947
>ah my perfect 4K Ultra HD is here, now I can truly appreciate every pixel
>takes massive bong rip
>drinks 4 shots
>attempts to use the cat as a remote

>>213442855
zesty, but I'll allow it

>>213436182
A child

I think today is the last day I'm watching a horror film in the cinema, at least without alcoholic serving (18+). Because otherwise I might genuinely end up brutally murdering a teenage girl one day.

>>213443112
my webm didn't attach

>>213443090
Would never happen to me, since I'm the most anti-drugs & alcohol person on planet earth.

>>213443131
On their phone, or talking?
I've started going less just because ticket prices are so expensive, and the films are so ass.
Defintely going to see Toxic Avenger, not sure about anything else though. Maybe Weapons since I think spoilers will be hard to avoid.

>>213442947
Thanks

Evening brightening my pic up to match, I can see there's some subtle, general color differences, assuming that's not more differences in software playback settings. I'm happy with my BU disc

>>213443241
Shouldn't be much different between UHD releases unless someone seriously bit starves one. Horror movies get re-released so often for the popular classics. I think Halloween is on its 3rd UHD release already.

>>213426938
It was decent. Sally Hawkins is cute and based always.
Decently gnarly scenes (the knife and the kitch counter come to mind) and interesting horror ideas. The actual horror plot is okay-ish, although pretty surface level with a fair amount of hand-waved shit, but the drama-plot isn't uninteresting.
It's a solid 7-7.5/10 for me.

>>213443200
There was one retarded cunt who talked in normal conversation tone for the entire movie, basically repeating everything that happened on screen.

>>213443131
>Because otherwise I might genuinely end up brutally murdering a teenage girl one day.
I get boomer's on phones or with their smart watch set to max brightness more, but teenage girls are some of my fav audiences for horrors
The sound of her nervous breakdown and trying to climb under her boyfriend is part of the experience

>>213443123

A little disappointed with the Sleepaway Camp 2 & 3 UHD releases. I thought they'd at least do an audio upmix as an option. They just carried over the same lossless stereo track from the Blu-ray. Picture quality looks good for what they are.

Whats a good demon possession movie? Need some reccs please

>>213436961
Lots I'm forgetting but the cold openings off the top of my head I remember are the Thirteen Ghosts ghost capture scene, and Ghostship.

>>213443603
Fallen. Not very /hor/ though.

>>213443603
The Exorcist

>>213443603
Possession. It's about a woman being possessed by an demonic force living inside of her, the female brain.

>>213443649
>has this kino machine in it
Alright, fallen it is.
>>213443677
Literally just finished watching that lol but want more pazuzu style shenanigans

>>213443720
Exorcist 3 then. You can skip 2 if you're not a completionist.

>>213443720
yes, casey jones and john goodman and brief gandolfini. great fucking cast for schlock. truly excellent.

>>213443769
Right? fuckin stacked cast
>>213443745
I'll put this on the list along with
>>213443707
this.

Thanks guys.

>>213443112
Thanks, something about this manlet vampire is just too enticing for me to resist.

>>213442481
>Early 90s death metal band-style movie logo
Neat

>>213430016
>Pennywise tv show
This pisses me off because IT should always have been adapted into a multi episode TV series, but they keep cramming it into movie format. Then when they finally make a TV series about IT, it's with goddamn OCs and essentially fanfic nobody cares about

>>213443603
When Evil Lurks

The Shining (miniseries) from the 90s is kino

>>213444157
that guy from wings really bugs me and the fucking croquet mallet is kind of hilarious. i dont remember which is book-accurate.

>>213444177
Stephen King was more involved with the miniseries than the original film so I think the mallet might actually be the book weapon.

>>213444177
The miniseries is much more book accurate. Kubrick changed a bunch of stuff for his version (which is why it's actually good). Same with Carrie. King's ideas always need some reigning in by a good director.

>>213441396
It not working out and everyone dying horribly.

>>213444247
i prefer the rose red one that i dont think he wrote the book for? but it was written to be a stephen king style book or something.

>>213426970
Sauce?

>>213442284
One weird thing I remember about this is that every non-shooting death occurred offscreen.

Cold Storage teaser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1dUt1BXDjc

>>213444720
i hate modern trailers so much it's unreal

>>213444761
>BWAAAAMP
>BWAAAAMP
>BWAAAAMP
>....
>ch-ch-ch-CH

>>213443123
Such a qt

>>213444720
Another god damn comedy horror

>>213426896 (OP)
Elizabeth Berridge was a qt in this. she somehow looked both 15 and 30 at the same time. too bad she didnt do more horror she made a good final girl, she became more known for comedy in the 90s (The Powers That Be was a funny show and she was the best part of it, same with The John Larroquette Show, she was the funniest character on that as well)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlZF_zWLQGs

just saw Weapons (2025), what did I think of it?

>>213445068
You think you should give me 20 dollars

>>213445065
agreed she's super cute. also having a single topless scene right out of the gate is a kino choice. even though it was a nod to Halloween. too many films are predictable with nudity, like I watched Screamboat and about half way through had a predictable actress do a topless scene at a predictable time and then predictably getting killed right afterwards.

>>213444069
Thanks, it's on the list. Spanish movies are usually decent

Gonna watch Bring Her Back because I can't remember what the name of the movie those people made before I was meant to watch

I don't think I'm going to be able to find enough decent films for my yearly October binge this year, I feel like I've seen most good to decent horror films at this stage.

>>213445776
Bring Her Back is a better film anyway

>>213445560
you could check out Ghostwatch, top tier comfy found footage with exorcist-type stuff going on.
Conjuring 2 is about possession as well from memory.

>>213443649
I'm 55 minutes in and this film is beautiful, the lighting especially is gorgeous. A bit heavy on all the horror/cop tropes but every aspect of it is just so damn well done. Thanks for the rec.

>>213444903
she's dangerous

>>213444353
Malatesta's Carnival of Blood.
NOT for the faint of heart!

>>213445968
yep, i love it. its definitely more of a thriller than a horror though.

>>213446310
BASED!

>>213436182
>>213444903
>>213447111
She's got quite the oral fixation, eh?

>>213447173
Apparently so!

Dead By Deadlight sale on steam

So I saw this got released on some sites today. How bad is it?

>>213447653
eh. maybe when it's free

>>213447653
It's in it's buggiest most unbalanced state right now. I wouldn't bother, try again in October which should have a health update after the september content

>>213447705
Go back

>>213430016
aside from pennywise those guys all have like 10 movies each

>>213447746
>>>/v/
take your own advice champ

>>213445776
Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Return of the Living Dead
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
>Phenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Return of the Living Dead
> Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian

>>213430016
TV shows allow for a different kind of story. Alien: Earth is perfect for the TV format.

>>213447742
hasn't it been out for like a decade?

anyone else think Millie Bobby Brown is scream queen material?

>>213447827
no but i bet she would show her tits to anyone who asked

She doesnt deny being a redditor

>>213447799
Is it an adaption of something?

>>213447821
that's rookie numbers for a modern gaymin beta

>>213447780
>/hor/ has pretentious shit fucking taste
That's it, I'm outta here

>>213448076
thats just a schizo, /hor/ has a plethora of schizos and some of them have shit taste.

>>213448076
No worries, go to /horror. They love those movies there.
Don’t come back soifag.

is da xenomorph in the show

>>213448127
Yeah, I prefer /horror. You guys here have no taste.

>>213447780
I enjoyed the movies on this list and so did my wife’s boyfriend though?

>>213447827
Yes because she has a type of everyday quality and an innate exhibitionist yearning

>>213447780
No

>>213448076
Never mind that shitty list.
BTW this creature >>213448127 is reviled, infamous Canadian (illegal Indian immigrant actually) Negro Piss Man

>>213444247
Yes, the mallet is in the book. It's actually a roque mallet and not a croquet mallet so while it does have a somewhat silly visual connotation it could be used to murder someone. It was the right decision to change it for a movie though, as King writing is very regional and while you can put down a book to look something up you can't stop the movie in the theatre. Funnily enough it's the opposite case for Misery, where in the film she uses the hammer to break his foot, but hacks his foot off with an axe in the book.

>>213444316
I mean if Kubrick directed the miniseries script and Mick Garris directed Kubrick's script the Kubrick one would still be lightyears better. And I see Carrie as a director's cut of the book essentially because he had to add all the epistolary stuff to pad the story out to get it sold as a novel. But all the meat is there, which is why King loves the Carrie movie so much unlike Kubrick's movie.

>>213448462
Hello anti-Pissman

>>213448501
i know first hand that a croquet mallet can break bones and thus kill someone. it's just ridiculous either way, use a fucking axe.

>>213427103
Why is that boy's shirt so big? Is he a gang member?

>>213448593
Hello pissman

>>213445801
>>213445776
That was pretty fun, someone tell me the other one
the highly specific death you need for it to work seems a bit off though. yes it's good lead up to have the creepy kid in the empty pool shots, so it's not a complete ass pull it has to be in the pool, and yes, maybe the mom only wants a girl to replace Cathy so taking the brother in back to drown him wouldn't fulfill the need for a dress up doll she has, but the highly specific death thing doesn't seem to extend to the mom cracking the kid one so she's bleeding and unconscious when she drowns so is it just location specific?
Likewise did original cathy get killed by original oli and if so, where's oli? Or is it just he's oli because nobody would be surprised if she had an oli staying there

>>213448800
I am not him. I am just calling you that.

>>213448929
Namaste

>>213448501
>when first girl is best girl
How did the women peak in the first 20 minutes of the franchise?

>>213448593
>anti-Pissman
Wtf? lol. Talk about a loser.

>>213442043
I feel like downloading this movie and editing out all the boring non Halloween scenes. It might be really short but I just want that playing on a loop in October.

>>213449060
i'd like to see a storyboard or something of that, i think halloween3 is a pretty tight film but i'm not opposed to remixes

>>213449095
I need to rewatch it but I know I"ll be cutting out any scene with those corporate guys.

>>213449057
That’s just the anon that calls everyone Pissman.

>>213448925
I assumed she'd made those rules up herself. It didn't work right the first time so she's trying to get more specific, hoping that's the key. Could be the specificity was laid out in the videos, and I've just forgotten.

>>213448076
it's just the recurring shitpost of the month.

>>213449234
Yeah I know. He is just as annoying if not more.

>>213448990
It made no sense for Pamela to kill her as well. I wonder how much of the film was made up as it went along because it's clearly a man (Savini) that kills her and she spends the entire scene talking about how she LOVES children and it's her dream to work with children, so it made no sense for the neglectful teen killer to want to kill her. Justice for best girl, who a script revision would have saved.

>>213449245
I assume it was in the video but it's not in the subtitled description of the process because it's just like eat the old body and straight to regurgitate into the new one but they at different point do seemingly hang the new body, so I assume they were bringing back someone who was hung or a suicide Maybe the guys in the video were more prepared like with the cookery shows that tell you they prepared this part yesterday, but yeah maybe it was just they died near that specific tree and method means nothing

>>213444247
ya I heard this too. I remember there was some interview where he actually wrote a draft for them and they flat out rejected it and did their own. seems insane. but what do I know. maybe his screen play was shit.

>>213444316
The ending of The Mist is also original to the film. Though to King's credit he admitted the movie ending was better.

>>213449502
>it makes no sense for someone who kills all the worker at a camp to kill a worker hired to work at the camp
ah yes. i see now.

i just watched weapons

>>213449868
I put off reading IT for so long because I heard about his fucked ending. It’s still fucked, but the rest of the book is fine. That fucker must be just constantly high out of his fucking mind to write the shit he does.

>>213449916
How was it? What did your wife’s boyfriend think?

>>213449899
A lack of good girls like Annie was the exact reason that Jason died. She'd never have fucked and sucked like those others. Wait, are you meaning to tell me that this deranged, bloodthirsty serial killer who speaks in the voice of her dead son is not serious about rehabilitating the reputation of Camp Crystal Lake and fostering good standards of child safety among counselors so that no child ever gets killed again???

>>213449916
How does it fare in comparison with Barbarian?

>>213448929
hey pisscuck

>>213450120
>How does it fare in comparison with Barbarian?
they're very different imo, Weapons felt like a blend of Prisoners and The Empty Man to me.

>>213447821
Yeah and it's run by the people who made naughty bear who still are trying to figure out how to make volumetric lighting in unreal engine

>>213448990
>>213449502
Bros

>>213447653
That garbage is only alive because of the sheer incompetence of everyone else in the genre. It's not even a good game but the devs keep effortfagging so it survives. Friday the 13th was a thousand times better as a game but the devs neglected it and fostered a horrible relationship with the playerbase. Same case with Evil Dead, great game that the devs let die. I swear, the instant a non retarded company makes a game that they don't immediately strangle, the DBD playerbase will die overnight.

>>213448929
N A M A S T E

>>213450714
I bought it with some expansion pack stuff that had Michael Myers and some others a while back but couldn't really get into playing as the killer and didn't want to be the victim so I stopped playing after a couple of minutes and never really touched it again.

>>213450757
No one speaks your language here

Damn, Luke went to the darkside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toj3Zxun7aQ

>>213451496
my boy Andy, based. will watch

I love horror tv shows so much.

>>213452062

>>213447698
Its the best of the World era films and has some really good sequences bogged down by mediocre human characters

>>213441090
that was pretty comfy, rip crazy henry i liked him

>>213452100
Huh?

>>213452062
This is what happens when you cast a teen show and wait 3 years between seasons.

>>213452121
>best of the World era films
Seriously? Somehow I have doubt. First Jurassic World was the best out of the 3 that I saw.

>>213452284
It is called le Wall.

>>213452177
pissman do you class your mother as a roastie? do you walk past images of her in the hallway and say "mom you were walled at 18"

>>213452062
They walled at 21. Kek

>>213452381
theres more billionaires that use young actors for blood infusions now

>>213452062
pink floyd

>>213452362
Calm down, Nancy.

>>213452333
Rebirth has better dinosaur action sequences and is just visually better thanks to Edwards at the helm.

>>213452362
Shit like this is legit what roasties have messaged me on tiktok after I dissed the frick out of dem

NEW

>>213452398

>>213452398

>>213452398

>>213452486
so is the answer yes or no, you're very avoidant.

>>213452284
This. Especially if you're doing the whole timeless ageless vampire thing and then have to explain why your vampire has aged a thousand vampire years in three seasons

>>213452362
I would actually assume he does. You see a lot of autists in the news for familial homicide.
Targets (1968)

>>213452537
pic unrelated, boreanaz is immortal

>>213452574
Boreanaz by the spin off series looks way older, and he was on the upper end of twink when Buffy started. It's a real problem because you need the pretty boy look for the eternal youth thing, but you have like maybe five years before they look like this dude is a man, nobody is believing he graduated two years ago
To be fair to Buffy, they did eventually send him to a hell dimension but most of the aging was done before his 1000s of years there, so it does kind of give the impression just being near a slayer was sucking the life out of him in a way literal hell did not

>>213452699
by Angel he just looked kinda bulked up not older. He was still lookin good by Bones for like a decade.

>>213452537
Boreanz and Marsters fucking held shit down for how many years? 8 or 9? Best vamp actors.

>>213452725
I'm not saying he doesn't look good, but by Angel or Bones if he tried to pass himself off as first time college student age to tutor my daughter, I would think that's a different kind of vampire, but when Buffy started that was at least plausible